George Carlin finishing other people's sentences

[reel1840]

USWE finish

[BenSchurmannMusic]

George carlin Troll face

[meteosurreal]

@BenSchurmannMusic ...Hellfuck that, Carlin wasn't into trendi bullshit, nor was he into the psuedo-philosophical bullshit that was made up in his name online.

[InfinityDz]

Life's too short to finish all your sente

[xAngecielx]

hilarious because it happens all the time

[LackOfPaitents]

The first one kinda sounded like Sylvester Stallone XD

[MaxRiped]

my only coment on this is WTF !!!

[Dave54600]

There's an annoying girl in my work that does this and she is 100% wrong every time yet still does it, can't stand people that try to finish your sentence. 

[NorseMariner7]

@Dave54600

My mothers that way lol

[inuyashaboy9]

i feel sorry for the 80 people whose brain exploded when they pressed the dislike.

:'(

[SmileyGarrish]

There is Cake.

[primeray]

up, down, left, right., where are you now?

[optimussentinel66]

huh? he is cool

[imadude113]

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

[sebaddo]

he was genius

[AmericanBadass44]

I'll never fully understand him

[elhefe4]

fake

[eagleeye2391]

@elhefe4 how is this fake?

[schmutzgreiffer]

Look, Geoge is alive and well and lookikn down at ya!

[JesusWasASuperSaiyan]

@schmutzgreiffer i think he's screaming up at us

[juggalojack13]

@JesusWasASuperSaiyan Best comment ever, this needs to be top.

[TwiggyAlienorCameron]

@JesusWasASuperSaiyan I don't think either one of these is happening as he is dead and nothing happens when you die. Oh ya and Santa Clause doesn't exist either.

[JesusWasASuperSaiyan]

@TwiggyAlienorCameron We have no clue as to what happens when we die.

[rlrsk8r1]

@JesusWasASuperSaiyan Will there be...Cake?

[JesusWasASuperSaiyan]

@rlrsk8r1 The cake is a lie.

[JesusWasASuperSaiyan]

@TwiggyAlienorCameron We just know that religion is bullshit.

[ariandynas]

mindfuck.

[Ackdacka]

whos on first?

[1wigbert]

monty python.

[DumbAssNegative]

Whoever did the voice of George Carlin on this did it perfectly.

[CoolerKing37]

@DumbAssNegative It's Carlin. This is him reading one of his books.

[flipkid2006]

@DumbAssNegative I'm pretty sure that is Carlin's voice. If you look at the date the video was posted and the day he died there is a 6 month gap.

[TwilightKun4]

Awesome

[WaterPathHealer]

Hilarious :)

[brizzurker1984]

I miss that old fuck, comedy hasn't been the same since he moved on.

[TwilightKun4]

@brizzurker1984 I think he's up there now...screaming down at us...and I think he's displeased

[Kwazkneeack]

Conan stole this bit

[CoolerKing37]

@Kwazkneeack What a dick.

[arielrebelfan1]

@Kwazkneeack anyone whos dum enough to watch that shit can go fuck there assholes with their tv remote

[yandiggles]

@arielrebelfan1

yep the man who's spells "dum" really is alot smarter than us retards.

[thisisspartacus]

Reminds me of that Conan bit with... THE INTERRUPTOR!!!

[greenlegsandspam]

Joe bless us, every one!

[charmandarstudios]

@greenlegsandspam lol XD

[MrBaniboy]

why did you have to go and die, you old fuck?! *sad*

[Belenor]

George isnt dead, he just went home.

[oscarX]

@Belenor must be a great baseball player

[LordVercetti]

@Belenor No... He passed away xD

[paolo27th]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goatmon]

did I just watch?

[evilgenious99]

This was one of the unfunniest muthafuckas in comedy. No REALLY..

[PanayotiProductions]

Joe Pesci is gonna come at you with a baseball bat and smash some sense into you! Maybe you can spell genius then einsten. lol fair enough if you don't like him i dont like all comedians.

[cezahricah]

@PanayotiProductions just finished my prayers to Joe Pesci also; funny , my prayer involved a baseball bat also.

[PanayotiProductions]

oh fuk i mispelled einstein, god damnit! lol i shot myself in the fucking foot ill be hobbling for the next few months in shame heh

[youvebeenthunderstru]

...what the fuck was that?

[XokrissXo]

HaHa he always knew the best stuff! I realized he's the voice who narrated in thomas the tank engine

[SodorProductionsII]

Yeah, he was also Mr. Conductor in Shining Time Station after Ringo Starr left. They made a good choice to use him as narrator, he's good at telling stories :)

[Ozzy0sbourne]

mind FUCK

[yourmusicchannel94]

helping me out

[downcard11]

It's cool to hear it instead of just written form.

[ilikeflickerstick]

Hahahahaaha. love Georgie boy

[armodude100]

something worthy of the real person.

[BlueKewne]

Greatest comedian there ever was.

RIP Carlin.

[en3my666]

he died dood

[gunforsale]

George Carlin is dead, he died in 2008

[jakovasaurr]

nope that's a myth...he's chillin in the Bahamas with Billy Mays

[MyceliaProductions42]

and bill hicks & sam kinison are there. :)

[Arie2929]

@jakovasaurr damn strait! ima see you there one day ,cant wait

[kaiturley]

@jakovasaurr and Tupac?

[Dreamerx47]

@kaiturley

tupac got shot in the face

[kaiturley]

@Dreamerx47 thats disputable... =P

[snakeweirdo]

He wouldn't like to be asked.

[SaraCufer]

fucking awesome.

[phongbong]

That was the tightest shit I've ever seen...Thank you justdowhatitellyou. Never listen when people try to tell you what to do!

[WarriorWithNoPurpose]

Oh, this one was great! Just hilarious! Joe Bless George Carlin!

[Stay70573]

lol man this sounds like the guy from thomas the tank engine

oh wait

it is!

[violentautopsy80]

old dead fuck...gotta love em!

[khatholic]

right up there with the who's on first base sketch.

[7Be]

this woulda been alot funnier if it was a sketch with three people

[Disturbed4Eva10]

*head asplode*

[evilresidence4]

wtf?

[obamamama90]

shit is nuts

[lillinkluver23]

L.O.L

[JasonAndWillTV]

my brain just melted for a second..

[demite]

My, this video was rather spiffing.

[Thor22289]

That last guy hit my "lol" nerv.

[sopotar]

what is this i don't even

god this artist was just great, gotta love george carlin

[meatand2vegitables]

MY BOY

[Anonymous247n]

Hahaha, perfect pictures for the voices :) Great!

[hwangx213]

THIS SHIT TRIPPED ME OUT.

[Calypso016]

yeah what the fuck just happened?

[Slobbert]

It's like conan's "The interrupter"!

[Dreamerx47]

and yes you are an inbred retard

[Heeey333]

lame douche

[ModulatedSignal]

why must you bash yourself on youtube.

[Greg51693]

Hahahaha! Funny stuff... RIP George.

[NiggaPlz45]

This shows how since as kids are sentences have been finished by teachers, and we slowly picked up on that, and since then thats how we choose our friends.

[nggaplz]

nice screen name

[cosmc2079]

what if i dont go to sleep?

[Rebiggenator]

I agree as long as you spell it "theory" instead of "as theory"

[ledzeppelinfreak13]

i have a theroie, that even though hes dead, we can still elect carlin as president.

instead of a speach, we show one of his HBO specials.

[jgcooper]

i vote as long as you spell it as "theory"

[75gas]

or you could go back to grade school and learn to spell

[Adrenalin3Ru5h]

Agreed till i die.

Carlin has said more truth in his "Jokes" than the american government has in all of it's existence.

[Hollywise23]

Man, there's been more honesty in his fart jokes than the US Government has said in all of its existence.

[Adrenalin3Ru5h]

Agreed. Fuck the american government. Even the the truth isn't the full truth..

[InternetLad]

LETS ALL ANARCHY ALSO LOOT AND PILLAGE

[quicketernity]

I agree! Im English and our government are a bunch of lying cunts too,so dont feel alone! they all are! . RIP george .. fucking legend!

[ricey23]

it comes with the territory mate, if you are in the government anywhere in the world you are instantly a lying back covering snake. Thats why I'm not voting next election we would go from one lying prick to another.

RIP George and thanks for telling the truth

[quicketernity]

Im English mate and our governmenr are full of shit too . All governments are . They control through lies and the illusion of FREEDOM , what a joke R.I.P george

[JonTh1988]

hahaha loved it until the last part. was that carlin in his last years? very funny piece though

[Dreamerx47]

i laughed my heart out

[tloc1985]

why do people have to try to talk like they know everything about the world in these comment sections. just say hes funny as hell and shut the shit up.

[sirgalabadass343]

stupid assholes don't know shit, RIP George Carlin!!

[JoeNoobie]

sage goes in every field

[elblitz]

JAUAJAU xD....

no seria una exageracion hacer una religion que adore a George Carlin xD

[RandomMindz]

clean fun!

[TheOldNihilist]

sar

ca

sm

[DerangedRanger1]

Not only are you a bigot, you also can't spell. Well done.

[JustDoWhatITellYou]

You're right about the spelling part but I dont think he's a bigot. I think he was trying to say a Carlin bit but messed it up. The Carlin line was "You show me a tropical fruit and Ill show you a cocksucker from Guatemala"

[93rardo]

Clever.

[najtrows]

conan took this one :D

[doodleme12]

I like wasting my time. =)

[catgumart]

each of the three voices sounds like it has a different accent the first one is "blue collar working class one of the burroughs of New York drawl" the second sounds like a helpful white collar working class type and the third one souds like a level headed upper middle class Man who is a supervisor, or director of some buisness and might belong to the Free masons or somthing.n

[Adage696]

u just sound like pussy to me :)

[catgumart]

You sound like a George Carlin character.

[catgumart]

Why do O get thumbs down for this?, I think Georges comedy reflected the differences in class and how people act differently and speak differently when exposed to different environments, The essential human being is a malleable being, but when rules of class are imposed he or she freezes to the mould, and this can be oppressive, George would point this out I bet.

[TheOldNihilist]

I don't know if I completely agree, the class differences would emerge as a signifigant fore runner of what would have been the original though process had we set our sights on an indifferent process but he OR she might sarifice the mold in an oppressive enviroment only if the objective can be rationalized with the subjective to create the harmonic convergence of what many might assume is the denial of a "Monkeying around" effect. Which in effect would theoretically produce a plethra of syntheti

[catgumart]

I cant say I understand your point.......sorry!

[TheOldNihilist]

Yeah, that's the point.

I was being sarcastic in retort to your point.

Which also makes no sense.

Hence the sarcasm comment.

[TheOldNihilist]

Get

a

sense

of

humor.

[catgumart]

ha ha ha

[We4get1918]

I got sent to the principal for doing this to a teacher because I figure it saves us both time and this makes so much sense to me

[bbbb666888888845]

xD

That was amazing!

[The6ChickMagnet]

hmmm this was really stupid

[MetalForLife1315]

lol awsome...just awsome

[spicy321]

You couldn't have picked better pictures to compliment those voices!

[Slobbert]

george carling is the...

...best comedian of all time?

this is just like conan! lmao

[FamilyGuy2277]

Don't assume that this is his best work, and his name is George Carlin, not George Carling.

[Slobbert]

thanks smartass, maybe it was a typo, you think of that?

"Dont assume that this is his best work" wtf? put a d1ck in your mouth a hole, I never said that it was and I've heard more Carlin material than you ever will. jesus fckin christ where do you get off on being a huge douche bag to random comments on youtube?

[FamilyGuy2277]

Well congratu-fuckin-lations now you're assuming that you know more George Carlin than me.

Even if you do, does knowing more George Carlin than me help raise your low self-esteem or something?

I wasn't being a douchebag, you're being the douchebag. What's up with the rudeness and cursing? You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Man you don't even know me who the fuck are you to talk this garbage? I didn't start beef with you so why are you being such an ignorant fool?

[Slobbert]

you should keep your mouth shut and not try so hard to belittle other peoples comments. I just assumed you wanted to be treated the way you treat others. douche.

[FamilyGuy2277]

I didn't belittle your comment.

You're a complete fucking asshole.

Seriously, you're an obnoxious prick, I can't even tolerate trying to reason with you, it's ridiculous.

You're like a kid, unreasonable and ignorant.

Shut the fuck up kid, if you do that you will appear smarter.

[punchdrunkatheist]

Your both being pretty stupid here.

[FamilyGuy2277]

You're pretty stupid to waste your time actually reading what we posted.

[punchdrunkatheist]

Actually just bored. Reading large amount of pointless posts doesn't imply stupidity.

[FamilyGuy2277]

Enjoy wasting your time. Now stop wasting mine.

[punchdrunkatheist]

You're wasting your own time. No one is making you reply.

[FamilyGuy2277]

Just shut the fuck up already and let the conversation die.

[punchdrunkatheist]

Why don't you?

[TwinkyDFTBA]

lol

[LiveAndLoveLife]

Carlin's the only real genious that ever existed.

[GabrielBacon]

He might've been the only genious, but there have been thousands of geniuses.

[TheMickMiester]

HAHAHAH YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

[duetues]

It's me, the INTERRUPTER!

[PAVGN]

LMAO! I read this in the book, But It's even funnier to hear It! 5/5