Oh Shit with Oliver Stone & Ryan Hansen

[MrBetterOffDead]

I often wish I could shit with Oliver Stone.

[Ambkn1]

OH GOSH!! HA, that's so freaking awkward!!

[himez123]

ROFLLLLLL

[chrono050]

Oliver Stone Is Top 5 Best Directors Of All Time

[bonoyeah]

Haha what an assss

[ChickenwithAIDS]

i like pussy

[GlorioMundi]

;-))))))))*******

Funny - lol - MY Oliver

[GlorioMundi]

;-))))))))*******

[BalaSpain]

hahahha

hilarious situation xDD

[1Stalker1]

Now imagine he was actually talking on the phone.

[Dirtdiver325]

hahahaha

[poprockluver5525]

Wasn't Oliver stone bill Sykes ..... Or was that a different Oliver in the 1987 production of Oliver!

[shabyyy]

Oliver Stone is an asshole, what a surprise.

[redduCudder]

was i the only one who started the video from the beginning lmao!!!

[MCFLOW52]

I bet he feels shitty..get it?

[MacEliot]

I don't understand why walls are not extended all the way to the floor in the US.

[bdukie11]

@MacEliot that way you can see if someone is inside

[parkerbb2]

first

[planktosh]

uh. anyone notice the sweet urinals?

[CBSFM1054EVER]

lool that was so funny and awkward at the same time :)

[Gatsby999888]

Seen this same premise about 20 times.

[shwas77]

is this the blonde actor from party down?

[guitarSham]

repost this to four questiosn and four videos and you will have a good next Friday and press F6 when you are done and your crush's name will appear on the screen. It said if i don't repost this I will die in two days.

[fani5000]

c movies in spain... lol

[zantury12]

I've heard the people who share the 304th view, also shares the same brain. True story.

[SKITTLESBI671]

omg this was awesome



[MOTat18]

Very nice. This was actually quite funny.

[kassemir]

@blagorodna90 Well I hadn't, so thought it was original, but yeah in that case it isn't original at all.

[Hollowleaf]

People do indeed calls their ladies while on the crapper, hell I proposed to my wife while on the phone and on the crapper, just proves I do my best thinking on the throne. Well I tell myself that anyway.....

[regil93]

This is a very old mexican joke

[ChipArgyle]

People who make phone calls while they're taking a dump are just plain strange. Anyone would know what you're doing once you start making that grunty voice while you're pushing out a nugget. Nobody wants to talk to you while you're cutting turds.

[JamesBerg86]

Lol, it's just bad dialogue!

[minglifoo33]

What kind of douchebag goes on the crapper to call his woman ?

[AZOOZIL]

OMG

[wazzaa4u]

this is why i hate bluetooth :(

[xdracoxmalfoyxloverx]

@wazzaa4u Thanks for ruining the video..

[OTremblay]

@wazzaa4u Oh that's fkg nice, thanks.

[kanmashma]

i was taking a shit as i was watching this

[ricos9427]

fuck balls

[ChiversVinny]

my uncle told me this as a joke a few weeks back! :D

[GiantDoucheNG]

i take it mr. stone was shitting out another movie

[kassemir]

Wow, a well written clever skit.

They happen once in a while on this channel, but definitely not every time.

Very fun and intelligent, whilst still being toilet humour, brilliant!!

[blagorodna90]

@kassemir I have seen this "joke" years before, so it's not an original :(

[ggdeibiza]

@mybluecat1 Yeah? Money talks and shit walks.

[SneekySnakeOO]

fucking adverts....

[shuttledik]

Not HAHA funny, but brilliant. You can keep making crap as long as you show me this stuff too....

[hiwalaproductions]

hmmm they actually spent money on remaking an old joke?

[TheAgentAssassin]

I thought ole Olive pants was gonna kick the other guy's leg asking for a cupcake face wash

[MrMirOh]

Oooooooooooooooooooold.

[krispern]

@hanylund There is no door.

[spaecialxara]

smthing funny at last XD

[Sunaquan]

That is a really good look for Ryan <3

[wanttogotoengland]

TAO! GOOD JOB!

[battybyai]

haha

[rarst34]

how can you have 431 likes and 24 dislikes and somehow have 304 views?

[MaicoMoon]

@rarst34 Because you're fucking stupid for not knowing how YouTube works by now, you dumb shit, that's how.

[sancyway]

even wen he's on the can, ryan manages to look dat sexy >.<

[MrTruckosaurusRex]

@sancyway

I think we all know that oliver is a whole lot sexier

[bobwatters]

haha the bloopers were better than the video

[Rush2Productions]

Screw You funny or die, right when im about to unsub you come out with another good video

[geblox]

The joke is as old as mobile phones, but I guess it was kinda funny.

[michaelwesten87]

I thought Jason Voorhees killed Ryan?

[thorpie2206]

the guys pants on the right are up then down then up then down.... you can tell by his pants legs

[unicornhustler]

sweet! love it

[millvalleyrn]

you, sir, should be directing "C" movies in Spain...  good one, Stone.

[woohoobulot]

BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA­AAaa

[t3hxl337xnub]

LOL

[swerty35]

thanx @fefefe370 fo telling me of my apparent biggest dick ever

[sayuri54]

this is the oldest spanish joke ever

[rebelm1k]

shitty movie

[mrAnothernumber]

I've shit on both of those same toilets!

[oOVlPraLLaSlVOo]

that was really good

[bragladish]

I've seen like 5 shorts with this exact same idea... in fact, I think the opening short for Kevin Nealon's Now Hear Me Out HBO special is the same thing as this short... Lameness to the hack!

[madmanmoo2]

olver stone puts out complete shit now. he needs to reevaluate his own talent. exhibit a - wall street 2

[LWStupidus]

I thought the guy on the right was getting head in the stall

[TheAgentAssassin]

@LWStupidus the 'guy on the right'?

You mean the legendary Oliver Stone?

[oDDmahnsta]

funny! good concept

[nono576]

who know edbassmaster's blue tooth man?

[TheAgentAssassin]

@nono576 that was done long before Ed did it

[Cavalnandez]

I WANT THOSE URINALS IN MY HOOOUSE !!!

[TheRandomme12]

y isnt tere a door y wouldnt tere be a door

[nge1301]

thats just sheer epicness.

[rojm]

Finally a decent fod

[dirtaygtube]

this is funny as hell when he finally say wtf this fool think he talken 2 me. llol

[Elyzater]

Ahh,,turning a CLASSIC joke into a video. Don't you guys have proper writers?

[BassWhiz92]

Great video

[theDeAdIsRiSiNg666]

oliver stone is a fucking joke director.

[Vanz000000]

that wuld fuking suck!

[kenyanthrilla786]

LOOL funny or die just got good again

[kidpma]

OLD CONCEPT, SEEN IT BEFORE ''/

[RAMKING61]

Disturbing and shitty nonsense.  Like JFK.

[fefefe370]

they say that the 304th viewer has the biggest dick ever.

[oldwildyk0z]

@fefefe370 you sir are a lire.. i am viewer 304 and i definatly do not have a big dick..

[freezeman32]

@oldwildyk0z whats a lire? but hes not a liar trust me

[hellsing0ace]

@freezeman32 It's Italian money. :D I guess that guy must be Italian money. Hm, how strange.

[freezeman32]

@hellsing0ace haha yeah :p

[xP1KKAx]

@fefefe370 ... yup

[stevielicious3]

@fefefe370 no, caus i'm 304...and i assure you it's not the case :'(

[stupidlovething]

@fefefe370 it says i'm the 304th viewer and i have a vagina.

[fefefe370]

@stupidlovething BALLS 2 U!

[mrssj3]

@fefefe370 Bullshit, I am the 304th viewer and i don't have a large penis.....your calculations are wrong

[CAVO199]

@fefefe370 howd u know?

[razzbooty]

@fefefe370 i really hope the 304th viewer isnt a chick

[marklethanarkle]

fucking brilliant.

[llPurpleHazell]

@DrummerBagger NO I AM

[BiGxDaDDyxGucci]

Die.

[Jex134]

At my high school NONE of the toilet stalls had doors, save a single bathroom, with only ONE damn stall---needless to say it was usually occupied, always with a line-up. I shit you not I paid the manager of a storage facility across the street to let me use the shitter when I needed to; $10 a month for unlimited use.

.

The shit of it is, not one of the girls bathrooms were missing a god damn door on their stalls T_T not one. Double-standard? Not according to feminists.

[Elyzater]

@Jex134 How did you know about the girls bathroom? Also, you know what you should have done? switch labels those "Female" "male". Turn the girl bathroom into boys and make sure you get into the toilets 3 boys at a time.

I don't think it is feminism if someone wants you boys to go number 1 and 2 in in front of one another.

[Jex134]

@Elyzater I knew cause I was a dick to my teachers and got massive detentions, so I scoped out the bathrooms after-hours, knowing all the staff use staff bathrooms. Fuckin' girls bathrooms were twice as clean, full soap dispensers, no empty toilet paper rolls, no wet sticky floors, no overflowing trash. Gah T_T

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

thats hjilarious

[SwagKing5g]

if this really happened it would be a gigantic coincidence that their conversation was in perfect synchronism

[jeisensei]

A few years back there was a comedy duo in Japan that got famous for doing various versions of this same skit. Damn funny because it is something anyone can relate to.

[ggdeibiza]

Who the fuck does Stone think he is?

[deathkinggodfather1]

@ggdeibiza i know!

[mybluecat1]

@ggdeibiza A film director who's got more money in the bank than you ever will... To mention only the money.

[featherman9]

Got an Ethiopian production company thats for sure lol =D

[luisgpardo]

lol

[dazypvp]

thats me bro:D

[SupaKirbTV]

@DrummerBagger No no no! Fuck that shit! I AM the 304th viewer!

[admiralgumdrops]

@DrummerBagger wait a second.....no i am!!!! you bastard

[OnDutyWithBeauty]

i love it! i never saw that coming hahah!

[terminatorgir]

this is freaking hilarious

[SteveBrownTUBE]

how can funny or die get the budget to hire these actors with such shitty scripts?

[Avedis4Life]

a stand up comedian has done this bit befor cant remeber who though i just know this isnt an original idea. still funny though

[josevertiz3]

funny or die was funny with the k swiss video but now it sycks again.

[SupaKirbTV]

@josevertiz3 Lol! Says you and only you.... 

[cardiffcityfc12]

im the 304th viewer

[joshuame505]

This was so funny that my rubix cube fell off my desk and completed itself, neighbors called the police and they got arrested, my mac broke and had to buy a pc, my cat barked ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp doɹp ssɐq ǝɥʇ I have to change my pants, made -- people miss the like button, mom walked in and I switched to porn, it became my neighbors favorite song, hitler got his gas bill , my water turned into wine, and I want M0:00RE. is this good enough to be thumbed up? Fuckers

[Cyanspear55]

@joshuame505 Nope. Tryhard desperate faggots dont deserve thumbs.

[LastTaboo]

@joshuame505 Highlight this entire block of text. Press Delete. Type "304". You're famous.

[mvp21serge]

i heard the 304th viewer has a big dick!

[TenaciousP45]

funny.

[squiddie96]

haha ive seen this same sketch before...

[xX10tXx]

What is with the urinals?

[Avedis4Life]

@xX10tXx those urinals are like pissing into the future!

[xX10tXx]

@Avedis4Life lol

[Aluminiumimmunitaet]

@xX10tXx you piss in it

[evildouche]

@xX10tXx urinals of the future

[naten9]

@xX10tXx Those my friend, are the shit they calls flushless and sanitary...

[ams914]

@xX10tXx Fake. photoshop job. That's why they look strange.

[damianson]

@xX10tXx  ....you pee in them..... sencer auto fluches

[Olivelover]

@xX10tXx I know! They're like PVC pipes! Weirrdddd

[signboyy]

funny or die has sucked recently but this was quite good

lol why is the esteemed gentleman oliver stone doing a comedy scetch on a toilet?

[Cutezpie25]

i hate when that happens -__-

[Kinkikomon]

Pretty good. I have done that a couple of times I will admit. Like when people stand next to you and conceal their cell phone from your vision or use bluetooth and say Hello, How Are You?

[JustCausePwnzr]

what an asshole! who talks on the phone in the bathroom!

[Raphaelus13]

Haha, i just stared at this guy the whole time thinking "he looks SO familiar" and I've been watching nonstop all the Party Down episodes the last two days.-_-

[bbqsauceonmycock]

OLD joke.

[Avokado34]

sooo funny!

[runescapevid2k9]

x D

[MrAthanz]

lol



[doody884]

that was good!

[IORNMAN210]

die

[jewsarenotcool]

die

[DmitriyPra]

LMAO

[Velk3]

@DrummerBagger ME TOO !

[peacelovexoxo123]

@Velk3 and  @DrummerBagger SAME(:

[171694]

Hahaha funny!

[aliceintheuk4]

hahahaha I had to watch this again lol xD

[SnNoObY]

lololololololololol DIE!!!

[kidnebs]

Good job, guys.

[mkai4492]

BRAVO funny or die! BRAVO! This was hullarious

[boatsnhose]

thumbs up if you went to take a shit after this!

[MrMertakhai]

Hilarious. Plus I love the music :D

[ShadowOfAlex16]

157 views, i got here before 301

[zoidbergsalot]

I am literally having a shit while I watch this video (I am in the bathroom, I don't have some kind of sick fetish..) :D

[bjhMus1C]

@BigHillProductions ill take your word for it