▓ The Wishing Tree -- Starring Danny Bates as Dany ▓

[DisappointingPorn]

My parents have been fighting a lot too. My dad went to stay with Aunt Carol and now my mom cries all the time when I'm upstairs with Gina and Robbie. I don't know how to tell my friends and I'm afraid to tell my teacher, Mrs. Hopewell because maybe she'll look at me differently. I don't think I could fuck my sister in the ass because she's got CP, but if I ass ram my brother wouldn't that make me...funny? Not funny, ha-ha, funny queer? Cuz if they divorce we can't go to Pigeon Forge for Easter.

[hogiaus]

Hey whats the music at 1:05 from

[theedwardian]

@hogiaus

It's from Super Street Fighter II, it plays during the endings scenes of a few characters after you beat the game. Notably Guile's.

[hogiaus]

@theedwardian Thanks a bunch, now I just need to find a recording of it.

[SeanWayneTV]

I'm a low-income, local mongoloid. Through Career Rocket Zoom and Strayer University, I was almost able to achieve my life long dream of becoming a security guard in the off-brand frozen food section at my local Dollar General Products Store. That is, until I was anally raped horrifically by an overweight fried-chicken and crystal meth addicted african-american with a cock the size of an infant child.

[alienmode]

@SeanWayneTV lolz

[CasparLeones]

@SeanWayneTV Yeah, that'll happen.

[CasparLeones]

@SeanWayneTV Sorry, bro. Really thought you wanted that cock.

[Theonegamefreak]

What the fuck is this stuff?

[TheSlenderman]

all i look forward too is getting home and getting high and watching this shit.

[Stovokor41]

weird

[hellokitty90000]

You are my reason for living

[alienmode]

@hellokitty90000 thank you sir

[Neurotrash1982]

my boss was being rapist

LOL!

instant classic

[Secretservicedentist]

This vid should be more poplar GET IT it's a kind of tree not a typo. I've said my piece.

[vitradesk]

i have a poster of that dinosaur shirt [ISBN#+JURASSIC_SURPRISE]

[ctrlaltdelete500]

70% of this guys fans are guys from other crap comedy troupes. they all comment each others videos offering criticisms and ways to make it funnier. deal with it man, you're not going to make it. delete my comments and block all the different names I make.

Theres no block/delete button in real life :(

[Gollon666]

@ctrlaltdelete500 MDE neva dies ruff rydin 5 life

[Gollon666]

I can't stop beating it to this video 5.99 a minute worth every penny baby baby baby

[Shaz1194]

what does fuck mean

[MillionDollarExtreme]

shits gay

[BillCosbyInYourPants]

hahaha you are awesome!!!

[burnmaker01]

i got a rcoket in my pants right here only for you

[salvucci91]

I cummed laughter

[wnharris3]

love it!

[PancakeBandit]

LETS GO FUCK THE FUCKING ROCKETS

[mlkmanswfestits]

im famous

[TheRealDJMarx]

this is the funniest thing ever. the midi music makes it even betteer ahaaah

[xXBR4D3NXx]

The bit at 2:31 always hurts

[aidangerard]

t+e rules mde suuxuxuxuxuxuxxuxuxuxu

[alienmode]

@aidangerard damn bro harshism

[wickedsks]

glad to see the dinosaur shirt getting more air time

[KelliePitt]

You bet your ass I'd like to get in on some of that dendrophiliaction...

[WuAssassin024]

Fuck T&E. MDE fo lyfe

[jimmyjimjim23]

hahaha dany

[kehoeseanadam]

cunt me down for two tapes, I'm done defending MDE from T&E comparisons, prove it by actually producing something original yourselves. Look at the production staff T&E have, there's at least 75 people on that show, MDE can't have more than a dozen at most and qualtiy/talent wise they're years ahead of T&E with a zero dollar budget while doing their own editing and graphics. Eat it hate-ers

[donthehonk]

Haha, holy shit. You guys are fucking wonderful.

...I feel dirty.

[alienmode]

@donthehonk clean yourself up then have another

[TheHowlingMan]

all the saps pining for deciduously funny content should branch out and watch this video

[alienmode]

@TheHowlingMan you ever consider comedy writing?

[TheHowlingMan]

@alienmode yeah then i decided i'd rather get laid

[alienmode]

@TheHowlingMan youll get laid alright... laid like a dog in the street

[TheHowlingMan]

tree bien.  unbeleafable

[Doom2Guy]

Meh, took a bit too long if you ask me

[BrotasticBuds]

Sell hats like the one that Dany was wearing. I would buy one.

[mlkmanswfestits]

got it in san fran

hipest place ALIVE

[9ish]

FUCKING GENIUS!

[spahoom]

I want to buy all of this.

[spahoom]

This as in tree cum.

[eski514]

I would buy a VHS tape. I might buy several and distribute them as gifts.

As for the celebrity question: I think it's fucked how film stars aspire to capture as much of the public spotlight as possible, and then expect certain dignities such as a private life despite their job being to display one's self to strangers. Fame is a faucet that you eventually cannot turn off. Keep a big bucket.

[eviltoast499]

jewish girls fuck black guys and give head

[erinXtra]

wts

[DanSealey47]

MexicanSunflower said he edited this..

[SALTEDHAMSUPERSHOW]

What is rob s doing with the dinosaur shirt

[RealReelTV]

my boss was being rapist too

[CounterNerd]

i came

[Hamhaxx]

Sell your shit.

[rabblerouser]

I need that dinosaur shirt

[mlkmanswfestits]

im danny bates

im a bad actress

[safetykidvids]

i also think Car Toons skit is worth posting - internet faggots are invariably going to criticize you anyway, it's really not worth trying to avoid it, and the amount of people who'd really enjoy it outweighs the amount of people who would bitch about it

[safetykidvids]

it'd probably be best to charge 15-20 bucks for the tape. it is really worth the money (especially if you include some sort of never-released-on-the-net skits or something like that) and all of your fans already want to support you in some way anyway.

[nkosi30]

fuck ya sista

[LeapingArmadillo]

Best joke was "My boss was being rapist," as well as her delivery on the line "TA-DA."

[CognosSquare]

The environmental message from this video hit me full force right in the kisser. Great narrative.

[alienmode]

@CognosSquare hahhaha

[eviltoast499]

I'm a tree I know my stuff

[Darkbeatdk]

Oh wishing tree, you are so wise!

[HoZKiNZPooP]

if the cassette wasnt black, but looked rather funky (liek the yellow pokemon ones i have), i might buy it

if its black and dull, i probably wont idk

but ffff i recently got rid of my vhs player

[alienmode]

the cassette is going to be yellow and the box is going to be one of those huge puffy vinyl disney style ones

[HoZKiNZPooP]

OH FUCK YES

id buy that

[FailPoop]

VHS tapes?

I don't know, I feel like I'm the only one who owns a VHS player now a days.

[alienmode]

yea, should separate the men from the boys. that is one detail i am not bending on. theres a dvd online as an .iso file but its just a demo disc, no full episodes. needs someone to upload as a torrent i dont think im that popular yet. or megaupload i dont know how that works. its 3gb

[FailPoop]

" Your files will be stored forever as long as you are a premium member. If you are a registered user without premium status, your files will be stored until at least 90 days after their last download. A file that was uploaded anonymously (that is not owned by any Megaupload user) will be deleted no sooner than 21 days after the last time it was downloaded."

Forget about Megaupload, go torrent.

[barghesteldark]

gritty like sandpaper

[Orangishred]

much better

[xXBR4D3NXx]

Good lord, yes.

What was the song at the end?

[scienceclubmusic]

Boys List

[JackG2]

Fucking tree cum. I want it.