The Bibleman Videogame: Level 3 Cutscene

[Daiskider]

quick question......why are they wearing leather???

[Xyberfaust]

HHIC HICK? Holy shit, even they know that only hicks are fucked up enough to believe in this shit.

Josh Carpenter ? J C ? ? Jesus Christ? No, it couldn't be. That would be too obvious. Is his dick shaped like a cross? No way.

[Xyberfaust]

To balance out the universe, I am masturbating furiously over a tied up pregnant woman telling her that I will finish in her eye if she doesn't agree to an abortion.

[whitesquirrel7]

repackaging jesus for the kids

next the 'buddy christ'

[urantiruslan]

biblemans a christain power ranger with light sabers and works with tourchwood

[45Legoking]

don't listen to Mr Christian Crap it's great, Mr Christian Crap is STUPID.

[theMediocreGamerX]

Dear santa...

[Zoowey07]

I think these actors are in it just for the money. You can tell the actors are about to laugh throughout the scene. Even the actors realize this is absurdly stupid.

[RedChaos100]

Jesus frowns upon this shit

[mpctheg]

watch the amazing atheists



[DaMan869]

5 engineers. LOL.

[EntinludeX]

What? you mean after all their years of hard work, Bible Boy and Girl don't even get offered a promotion? They just hire some new jerk? What a gyp.

[Implosiony]

@EntinludeX

A black man or a woman as the head of the Bible Adventure Team? The church would never allow it!

[EntinludeX]

@Implosiony Blasphe-mouse! Black people have no souls, and women are to be subserviant! (suck THAT, mother of god!)

[southy98]

Four years of acting school for this!?

[norske5000]

lol they are wearing latex isnt that a sin lol this suck monkey balls

[southy98]

Where are these actors now?

[norske5000]

@southy98 black guy SnM slave white chick crackwhore

[Kayleahful]

Its so stupid I cant stop laughing

XD

[BuckyKatt321]

This game is assy... Really assy

[tissuekins]

Holy crap, this is...crap.

[watson2078]

christians need better opticians.

[jumhed]

I can't watch a whole Bibleman youtube clip because its so shit.

[neoncastlebleck]

In the Supreme Mathematics of the Five Percent Nation of Gods and Earths (an offshoot of the Nation of Islam), Cipher stands for a Nirvana-like perfection of mind and spirit.

This leads me to believe that Cypher must be a Muslim sleeper agent. The plot thickens.

[watson2078]

well that was the youtube comment of my day.

[domokosdoug]

What...the...fuck. That's how awesome this statement was. Thumbs up. hahahahaha.

[Xunkun]

"Where'd you find him?"

"That's not important."

Uhm, yeah, it kinda is. Name a resume that DOESN'T ask that.

[Deathgizmo]

Probably Westboro Baptist Church, by the looks of it.

[ActivistOne472]

WTF?

[thinkppl]

........this is absolute christian crap.

[TheAndreaslauwers]

5 engineeeeeeeeeeeeeeers ???

[TheAngryBum]

Anyone noticed that they just moved the guy to the other side of the desk for the back-of-head shots?

Look at the clock on the bookcase, it's always in shot.

Either that or both sides of the room are identical. . .

[Cirqueline]

@TheAngryBum

If that were the case the worker's helmet would be on the other side of the desk, am I right?

[Cirqueline]

@TheAngryBum

I think I take that back, it lines up. But, they turn the hat when they change the direction of the camera xD

Good eye.

[TheAngryBum]

Looking at it again, I think they turned the entire desk around. Also, I'm pretty sure the back of head shots are of a completely different guy.

[Jamez773]

I myself had trouble with Richard Dawkins and his evil atheist henchmen.

Why did the world let this game happen?

[DarkPascual]

The final bosses are Lord Xenu, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Great Cthulhu and Chuck Norris...

[alexfanx]

I own some old Bibleman video tapes LOL.

[MetaL556]

What is the guy in the binoculars talking to i wonder. I can see a helmet placed on his desk and something that reminds me of a gamin console. ...Let's shake a leg!

[undershot1]

So if I got the math right there are 24 members of the board...How the hell does 7 janitors help design high-tech Bible technology!?

[undershot1]

I would expect this more on adult swim.

[watchmendis]

shes flat and that guy forgot he was black

[haifad]

anndd why is the commissioner have books on Hanukkah on his desk lol

[alexfanx]

Same reason they have a black guy...

[RavnoUK]

i wonder what the guy who posted this ment with "RULES" :S..

[zBrush01]

it gives me the runs... :-D

[SimicNakMachine]

mmmmm..... that biblegirl is one hot n sexy milf yum yum

[Gehn]

Hmmm. I'd Hit it.... I guess.... :S

[benniquaid]

Yeah, but she's so super Christian you'd have to marry her before you could get to second base.

[lukeis1]

that seems like to much work i'll just let the drugs do the work

[Goodfuqqings]

seriously, me too

[watchmendis]

how come there are more janitors than anyone else?

[incheoul]

Fucking nerd make a video game out of material not using a religion Christianity is not to be wasted by this shit bibleman lol at the actors

[shadowslider11]

Um...this hurt my brain...ow...

[gamernicholas]

he doesnt sound black

[CaramelAnt]

Biblegirl clearly is not taking any of this seriously.

[BananaHurricane]

Maybe she's secretly an Atheist. She's in too deep to admit it openly, she knows too much.

[YamashitaTsubasa]

FIVE ENGINEEEEEERRS!

[azaproc]

they should create a 2-d fighter for mugen based on this faggot ass so i can beat the shit outta of his palettes all day long

[moslimundo]

This is funny as hell

[AlbinoJoker]

lol even the actors look depressed

[MartenFerret]

You would be too if you gave up your job at the McDonald's to star in an obscure, Bible-based production gasping for breath on YouTube.

""Word up, yo - they said this BibleMan gig'd make me rich and famous. Shoot. I'm goin' back to the fries, yo!"

[LordAzanko]

@AlbinoJoker you would be depressed too if you got paid 50 bucks and a bag of doritos to do this garbage

[southy98]

@AlbinoJoker Four years of acting school for this? 

[Lazurath101]

Lol, I thought this was a spoof until I realised it wasn't...

[RazorBeamz]

I can't figure out if he's trying to speak in an accent or cover one up.

[MAXXNinja]

That black guy can't be the next bibleman.

[JinnJigg]

hahahaha

[HToothrot]

True shit! He cant be the next Bibleman, he doesn't look like Jesus

[Griceyboy]

well its not exatly PS3 material ....or xbox 360 infact i wouldnt entertain my megadrive with this piece of crap :P

[Ironsharp]

I want to join the Bible Adventure Team.

[Muffysb]

That's some pretty heavy "look side to side" acting, there. More than one take and they'd get strain.

But somehow I don't think there was more than one take.

[maxplanck735]

this is quite possibly the most idiotic thing i've ever seen

[southy98]

How much did this game cost you, and why did you spend in the money in the first place.

[sweebadadeebada]

Wow, you have the game? :)