"i've been workinq at the cleaners for over a month now & i have only found a tottal of 12 dollars! the new bitch THE NEW BITCH that they hired last week has already found 60!"
I swear life hates me. I got bit by a poisonous ass spider and had to stay inside on Labor Day weekend cause my arm burned like hell and I could barely use it (IDK what the fuck bit me). Then I tripped down and up the stairs at my High School. And I just got harassed today (I am gay). Life just penetrated and raped me, and left me to rag doll across the floor.
I don't know how I keep getting by in life...My grades raising above a C/D on the final days, the Econ final where we were suppose to write down all the terms for 12 chapters, which I only did barely half of at the last minute, turned out to be bull (I still passed), getting A's in classes I have no idea how, getting a B on a 3 page reflection essay of a book I didn't read (which happened more than once)... either I don't worry or I'm apathetic. Something shitty's going to happen in the future.
I think it's called Karma buddy.. LOL If your late, and all of a sudden cars start taking their time, it's Karma, you shouldn't have been late, or if you actually did your job, instead of give it to the new girl, you would've had that money, not her, but LOL i LOVE your videos. You never fail to make me laugh. :')
That's Murphy's Law you're talking about: Nothing is as easy as it looks. The other line is always faster. If something looks like it couldn't possibly go wrong...it will.
Luan if you and life are in a relationship I must be the mistress to life 'cause it fucks with me too! I work my ass off in school and if I turn in an essay a day late 'cause I was suck or something my teacher doesn't accept it, but if my bitch ass friend Christian that does jack shit turns his shit in a WEEK later he gets an A!!! WTF!!!!!!!
hey luanlegacy fans! i have created a luanlegacy fan page on facebook! i would really love it if all us fans could join! ^_^ the link for it is on my website thingy on my page!
Oh my god EVERY TIME Im late to school the dean doesnt let me go to class. But when Im with MY FRIEND, he lets us both through!! WTF and also this lady from school just loves to jab me, and ONLY ME, with whatever she can. Her finger, her walkie talkie, whatever the fuck she can find!!
Yesterday my water broke.... *realizes what he says* i mean like, my water, the water system broke. Not my water broke broke.. my water system. So I couldnt take a shit... LMAO!!
i was in the biggest depression today, i started watching your videos now i dont even remember what i was crying about i love your videos your hilarious !
at least you got 12 dollars :) i would be happy enough.
robingacud 1 day ago
your soo cutee lmaoooo
Sunnyrach 2 weeks ago
OMG hot lips 3:16
yamelMusic 3 weeks ago
3:17
I Almost Fucking Fainted With That Sexy Ass Lipp Bite!
Gabegotswag24 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 4
Well, When I Get Youtube-Famous.
Ima Thank Mutha Fuckin LUAN LEGECY!
with his fuckin awesome dance skills.
and his great advice, not just for us gays but for fucking everyone <3
Gabegotswag24 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
U have a lot to be thankful 4 though so be thankful that your alive etc.
SuperMarisa11 1 month ago in playlist More videos from luanlegacy
You are very funny lol
Realitywillcrumble 1 month ago
My water broke! Ahaha!
LostMyselfInDreams 1 month ago
if life's going to fuck you, go on and fuck it back!!!
Xandrule1 1 month ago
@Xandrule1 how do you fuck life? o.o
cindy9881 1 month ago
@cindy9881 twas meant figuratively ;-) like "every time you are down, you gotta stand back up!"
Xandrule1 1 month ago
"i've been workinq at the cleaners for over a month now & i have only found a tottal of 12 dollars! the new bitch THE NEW BITCH that they hired last week has already found 60!"
Aha funny shit (:
NinjaCookie10 2 months ago 4
I think life fucks with a group for us. Everyone who has viewed this video is in the group, WELCOME!
JoshuaWGLloyd 2 months ago 4
life is here to fuck everyone...if your not being fucked,screwed,or raped..your either dead or a virgin! :P
xoemilyxo331 2 months ago
Gay guys are kinda girly, right? But there still men.. So do they shit like men????
DellaAnnie 2 months ago
@DellaAnnie ummmm, what da f***?
AwkwardNinja98 2 months ago in playlist More videos from luanlegacy
@AwkwardNinja98 Hahaha honestly I don't know. I must have been on drugs :P
DellaAnnie 1 month ago
@DellaAnnie just because a guy is gay doesnt mean there another fucking species gay peoples bodys work like a straight mans body....
cindy9881 1 month ago
Man I'm not used to your hair~ XD It looks nice both ways~ <3
BeastYobos 2 months ago
you are not the only one
NinjaCommentator 2 months ago
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Worst video ever, stop tryna be black, nigga you chinese not black
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my water broke.. ahahaha..
damn your good.
tenglomondot 3 months ago
Why is Lee Minh Ho next to your video ? o_O"
AznPokeii 3 months ago
THE NEW BITCH ALREADY FOUND SIXTY!
SexyVolleyballGurl99 3 months ago 34
17 years? dam of course life would only wanna fuk with u at least it aint cheating on u :)
IReviewAnything4U 3 months ago 9
LIFE IS NOT ONLY FUCKING YOU
yazzyhotmessbieber 3 months ago
that makes no sense... shes stealing..
KristaCray 4 months ago
I love this,
Life is fucking with luan(:
AleanaB7 4 months ago 2
I think youtube is fucked up! Its only counting my views :)
121kerihilson 4 months ago
it would be great to stay at th hotel
TheCappodon 4 months ago
U is so damn funny
blakenorthman 4 months ago
you got some funny thigs that you be saing and i got some jokes to
BabeGirlAStunna 4 months ago
LOL
Luan I LOOOOVE you and your videos!!!!! You are amazing and hilarious! You speak the truth on SOOOO many things and I love ya! (^_^)
Sincerely.
One of your many fans that love ya!!!! XDDDDD
Suzanne1000000000000 4 months ago in playlist More videos from luanlegacy
let me kick it on down to 30 miilleess
SlowChildrenAtPlay13 4 months ago
Lemme Kick It On Down To 30 Miles xD
Justanotherdreamfan 5 months ago 4
"but yesterday my water broke" "i mean my water the water system not my water broke broke the water system" ROFL!!!
nick16160 5 months ago 151
its fucken wit me to haha
JOHNSONman84 5 months ago
awwww you look like Harry Shum Jr in this video it's so cute~! XD
sparkle2010 5 months ago in playlist More videos from luanlegacy
aw man you have really nice hair and eyes!
TelepathicPebble 5 months ago
I think life is cheating on you for 11 of those years im surprised you haven't caught it
laundry9870 5 months ago
u lost me after da ass talk
acedeep123 5 months ago
let me kick it down to 3 miles lol
leogirl51 5 months ago
I swear life hates me. I got bit by a poisonous ass spider and had to stay inside on Labor Day weekend cause my arm burned like hell and I could barely use it (IDK what the fuck bit me). Then I tripped down and up the stairs at my High School. And I just got harassed today (I am gay). Life just penetrated and raped me, and left me to rag doll across the floor.
Kororocks12 5 months ago in playlist More videos from luanlegacy
@robofreak101 everyone in Texas in pretty ghetto lmfao!!
summersparks13 5 months ago
Its cuz your Asian and gay... God hates you lol jk jk. Why did you start to talk like a BBW?
bob070716 6 months ago
Is Ur Favorite Word Fuck ??
QuoyaLovesPrinceton 6 months ago
@QuoyaLovesPrinceton no it's bitch
AbriannasMakeupWorld 5 months ago
@AbriannasMakeupWorld Lol
QuoyaLovesPrinceton 5 months ago
life is fuckin with everyone
OmGitzJasMine7 6 months ago
your videos are WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY better than forneverworld's
DJSt3v3n 6 months ago
Lmfao wow Luan
brookibabi925 6 months ago
What's crazy is that ur not really my type, but omg I'm like in love with you.
verukohp13 6 months ago
2:20 XD
xDejahx 6 months ago
Great, not only is Life fucking me as well, it's also cheating on me by fucking with other people. :(
SweetRainehDrops 6 months ago 8
hey i just realized this video was uploaded on my birthday . . . cool :)
love you luan :)
musiclover10158 6 months ago
I don't know how I keep getting by in life...My grades raising above a C/D on the final days, the Econ final where we were suppose to write down all the terms for 12 chapters, which I only did barely half of at the last minute, turned out to be bull (I still passed), getting A's in classes I have no idea how, getting a B on a 3 page reflection essay of a book I didn't read (which happened more than once)... either I don't worry or I'm apathetic. Something shitty's going to happen in the future.
chibigrunt 6 months ago
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chibigrunt 6 months ago
NO! NO! HELL NO!!! Life fucks you, Life pisses an shits on me then throw me in a fuck ditch som where.
reggie14207 6 months ago
Most hot guyz r gay(litterally) or dick headz
wilsonfamily16 6 months ago 5
@wilsonfamily16 My theory for hot guys is A. They're gay B. They're taken and C. They're dicks. So I can focus on my studies rather than guys :P.
chibigrunt 6 months ago
LOL
Calif0rniaDr3amer 6 months ago
He trys to hard to be BLACK
robofreak101 7 months ago
@robofreak101 no...thats just how people are in Texas
AmbrosiaRae 6 months ago
You Are So F U C K I N G Amazinq.
alejandrajcmi 7 months ago
Maybe You Should Try & Stop Being Late xDD
Jasiiboobaybee 7 months ago
JESUS!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE CUTE ONES GAY!???
ILuvJustinBieber971 7 months ago 8
@ILuvJustinBieber971 his gay? 4 real?
spicychick69 7 months ago
@ILuvJustinBieber971 THATS WHAT IM SAYIN' !!! :D
lillumbee45 7 months ago
You look like Daesung from Big Bang. Just wanted to say that.
5yukjyhtgqreqwerijgv 7 months ago
I think it's called Karma buddy.. LOL If your late, and all of a sudden cars start taking their time, it's Karma, you shouldn't have been late, or if you actually did your job, instead of give it to the new girl, you would've had that money, not her, but LOL i LOVE your videos. You never fail to make me laugh. :')
pleitessarah 7 months ago 5
fucking 5 star hotel up in there!!!!! :P
SoraiaMamade18 7 months ago
same here man it sucks
quad123 7 months ago
new movie : luan almighty lol
lifeofmyself 7 months ago
omg luan is f-ing cute and sexy!!!! <3
tyy9449 7 months ago
so true
memememetry 7 months ago
HHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! wow.
MrSgthunder 7 months ago
Dear Luan,
Challenge Accepted.!
Sincerely, Life
aureon99 7 months ago 251
@aureon99 hi Barney Stinson XD lol jk
tails804 3 months ago
thats why nobody is a virgin, because life fucks them up
ThePokemoncookie 7 months ago 7
@ThePokemoncookie 0_o
kayla2fine4you 7 months ago
lmao water broke!!
sakurakagomegirl11 7 months ago
his heart this time looked more like a lopsided circle lol
Cdamann12 7 months ago
notice hes not talking tht fast like in other videos ;o
kenyona0000 7 months ago
OMG I have the same shirt! xD
funkybass900 8 months ago
DUUUDE LIFE FUCKS US ALL IN THE END!!!!=DD
tababomz 8 months ago
Ma' Water Brokee
RockyBeMissHeadfirst 8 months ago
That's Murphy's Law you're talking about: Nothing is as easy as it looks. The other line is always faster. If something looks like it couldn't possibly go wrong...it will.
MisusePerfected 8 months ago
he has awsome hair in all his videos :) is it weird that i said that?
lovesanimals61 8 months ago 2
Same here life is always trying to fuck my shit up too!!!!
Riah14Roberts 8 months ago
@schoolkidzproduction lmao
shaya101ollday 8 months ago
if a had a penis i would TOTALLY fuck u...lolxz
nakaylarockz 8 months ago
i know what u mean dude life dealed us with theses bullshit hands we gotta filp theses cards on are own with out no help
tokyodriffter 8 months ago
when life stars fucking u go doggy style lmaooooooooo X)
SchoolKidzProduction 8 months ago
Dayum I know what you mean.
Life is fucking me too much
ilovevampires1231 8 months ago
I know what you know man its the exact same way with me :p
XxDeathSapportxX 8 months ago
what do you like in guy what type of guys do you like?
merleage2 8 months ago
"life's a game and the goal is to fuck me over as much as it can"
Amen to that!
goormachtigh 9 months ago 7
I am in LOVE with all of your videos!! :D <3
MeowMonsterx 9 months ago
haha my water broke
babylove605 9 months ago
"my water broke"
*awkward silence*
AngelDelMar254 9 months ago
"Yesterday, My water broke" umm.. i knew u wer gay but... o.o
HeartBreak710 9 months ago
i love you luan
passionatefemm 9 months ago
You are crazy, I love your energy, you kinda cute too
talk2gene30310 9 months ago
hes funnny hahaha!
TopNotchhBarbie 9 months ago
UGH! i fucking hate that!
xoedmyx3 9 months ago
Luan-Yesterday my water broke
Me & my brother-WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
josiennas1 9 months ago 55
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fuking
fagit
OGkush888 9 months ago
Two minutes later:
(at the toilet)
Luan: "How do u like my shit thrown at u, huh?"
DaCapo6789 9 months ago
life fucks with me too
babycakesx3 9 months ago
omg..why do people leave that much money in their clothes?!!
caldevera 9 months ago
I think im the only dumbass who was thinking you were dating a guy named life, then you said the rest of the words and i was like oh im dumbbb ! xD
AnimeFreak765100 9 months ago
Luan if you and life are in a relationship I must be the mistress to life 'cause it fucks with me too! I work my ass off in school and if I turn in an essay a day late 'cause I was suck or something my teacher doesn't accept it, but if my bitch ass friend Christian that does jack shit turns his shit in a WEEK later he gets an A!!! WTF!!!!!!!
jre711 9 months ago
trust me you are not teh only one "Life" fucks with.....just maybe the only one in the area you live in
Skittles3Ginny3 9 months ago
It was HAWT when u bit your lip at the end... ily-3
morganHEARTSdinows 10 months ago 8
ITS LIKE A FIVE STAR HOTEL UP THERE WHO WOULDENT WANT TO FUCK IT , ROTFLMFFAO
12345DELANO54321 10 months ago
when you said "my water broke" i immediately thought... "uhm, you're taking this gay thing a little too far". haha
numba1pimpcess 10 months ago 7
i love you
emokidfluffy14 10 months ago
if u want something in life work hard
azn2hots 10 months ago
hey luanlegacy fans! i have created a luanlegacy fan page on facebook! i would really love it if all us fans could join! ^_^ the link for it is on my website thingy on my page!
OliviaWareham 10 months ago
28 People need their lives to be Fucked with..
BayKennaSyd 10 months ago 4
do you get to keep the money?
lheartFOB 10 months ago
Wow Luan, your soooooo tan!!!!! :D How much time have you spent in the blazing texas sun?
JellyBellyJessica1 10 months ago
2:12 How long exactly is an "ass minute"? Lmfao.
jkiwi418 10 months ago 6
yea... life is out to get you :(
pochaccorulz 10 months ago
lmfao. my water broke! like...my water..my water system.. &I couldnt take a shit!!
andreaarosales24 10 months ago 9
in two ass minutes... i now say this all the time!!!.
smilesamile00 10 months ago 5
Oh my god EVERY TIME Im late to school the dean doesnt let me go to class. But when Im with MY FRIEND, he lets us both through!! WTF and also this lady from school just loves to jab me, and ONLY ME, with whatever she can. Her finger, her walkie talkie, whatever the fuck she can find!!
Rockerbella12 10 months ago
my birthday is tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!! ill be 14 wwhoooaa!!!
prettyinpink72066 10 months ago
"And usually, yanno, I can handle the bullshit the life throws at me, but yesterday my water broke."
o.o
" I mean... The water -The water system broke, not my water broke broke."
I was roflmfao. This was awesome!
cerberus112261 10 months ago 5
Haha having the worst day and then my best friend Tia shows me this and it got better !
Themadgamer3 10 months ago
that is true but life is always FUCKING with me! Its like WHAT THE FUCK!!!
ivyvega1245 10 months ago
Life is a game, and yes two are needed to play it.
bluesroyalty98 10 months ago
No one leaves this world a virgin because life f*&#ks us all ^_^
RockPrincess141 10 months ago 14
I don't think he knows how to get partnered...I mean he definitely has enough subs and he wants to be partnered.
masakamoon 11 months ago 2
Life is fucking me..HARD everyday! ALL DAMN DAY.! Can we take a water break?
ChEEringuRl93 11 months ago 98
my life is fuckn me EVERDAY !
BeBeAyumiReturns 11 months ago
HIGH SCHOOL PEOPLE ARE SO DELERIOUS
MsLAB24 11 months ago
Yesterday my water broke.... *realizes what he says* i mean like, my water, the water system broke. Not my water broke broke.. my water system. So I couldnt take a shit... LMAO!!
itsAdrianxD 11 months ago 441
You look so handsome with this hair
roar9998 11 months ago 12
Lol , omg luan , u are so adorable xD
cellaxiong 11 months ago
Honey, Lifes fucking with all of us.
AamandaNicolee 11 months ago 17
Aye, get at me, sorcererstone16@aol.com
TeamLotso 11 months ago
Life doesn't like 16 people.
bossmacdaddypimp 11 months ago
Your lip bite at the end was super sexy...jus sayinnn(;
joybellz97 11 months ago 6
ahhi give u my first 4 numbers but, u goota be the shitnaz to get the other 3 ;)
jenny1043iloveu 11 months ago
Is there any chances that you're a bisexual?(;
xmakeuploverx13 11 months ago 13
i laughed so hard at the "so i couldn't take a SHIT." Lol i love you.
MissTwilight17 11 months ago
my water broke.... ROFL
KLxSkyLight 1 year ago
I hope life stopped fucking around with you, cause you're one awesome dude :)
justinstruments 1 year ago
hehe the title is Life keeps FUCKing with me, and the number of views is *69* thousand some. hehe. XDDDD
I love these rants XDD makes me feel less bad about myself making similar rants as well XDDD
MisswinKi 1 year ago
"lemme kick it on down 30 miles"...."what get the fuck out the way"
ggpunklover 1 year ago 9
would u make ur video with subtitle the screen
i'm vietnamese ,so upset to understand just 30% wat u said ... :(
blackarrowrock 1 year ago
"so i couldnt take a shit !" ahahahahhaa
Zehra1123 1 year ago
stop been gayass
Kyriakoscash 1 year ago
@Kyriakoscash The word is "Being". "Been" is past tense. learn how to use words right and Don't be rude. It's 2011 were past that now.
TheCharm09 1 year ago
"its like a five star hotel" LMFAO dude tht killed me the most!
MultiNailQueen 1 year ago 8
i cant believe life is cheating on me...
RazzberriJam 1 year ago
when u said ' my water broke' i was like O_O
beautybymeh1 1 year ago 235
Lool his hands are so cute awwwww
gyaldem247 1 year ago
yesterday. my water broke!
butterbugs1234 1 year ago 11
amen
dfa87sep2990 1 year ago
Haha nobody dies a virgin because life fucks us all :3
Themadgamer3 1 year ago 16
which dry cleaners do you work at? I'll leave you a tip in my clothes :P
cleeungs2 1 year ago 6
I completely and utterly agree. I love you luan! (hence the name). :]
luanlegacylover 1 year ago
See, you're never a virgin. 'Cause life pretty much fucks you in the ass.
Luv ur vids! x) So freaking hilarious!
kailan121 1 year ago
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kailan121 1 year ago
1:50~2:02 funny as heck :) dude i just found you and ur my favorite!
avl412 1 year ago
XD I thought you were gonna say "so I couldn't take a shower" but.....holy crap XD
AnimeMangaGirl4 1 year ago
very true.:)
Leslybear 1 year ago
Life is only trying to fuck with me too
2011DJHero 1 year ago
U keep the money u get out those pockets u fuckin thief?!
AITDS 1 year ago
Life is a whore he's/shes dating all of us and then commencing incest with our children
JarazzJarok 1 year ago 3
i was in the biggest depression today, i started watching your videos now i dont even remember what i was crying about i love your videos your hilarious !
Kasura0 1 year ago 3
12 other people feel like life is fucking with them too.
stanfj12 1 year ago