Steel Panther - The Shocker

[userx666666]

You'd better lube it up, cause its easier to get it deeper in...... In her hole.....! So she scree-aams! (uh) Two in the pink and one in the stink, that's called The Shock-er!

[willzegreek]

14 people walk around with a pinkie thats brown.

[seacucum]

hell yer the freaking shocker baby :D \n// :P

[officiallyK]

<3 this song

[DjDaniels93]

13 people got shocked

[gucio3417]

13 people fuck you!!! this is great song !!!!! jeahhhhh

[MrCallan17]

I love This Song

[999rooster999]

13 people have a pinkey thats brown

[Gryphful]

give meh 13 adresses and 13 bullets

[adzzz12321]

yer every one that just said the were the 'authority' on summat can fuck off, coz you are clearly not

[fluff521]

lol good times B-)

[solex21212125]

\\n/ 

[iraaamst]

I was at KISS concert last summer, Steel Panther was there too, I had no idea what band this was but when they came to the stage, I knew it was going to be great.

now it's one of my favourite bands ever.

I'm 14 years old girl and I like this much more than Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga or something.

[CrabClawBand]

@iraaamst Do you want a fucking medal pussy? 

[iraaamst]

@CrabClawBand let me think, no.

[999rooster999]

@iraaamst your a 14 year ole girl and you listen to this song.. i'm not sure if thats messed up or pur awesome

[iraaamst]

@999rooster999 I know what the lyrics mean but I dont really care, I'm not like "eww they're singing of those things" you know what I mean? I just like this kind of music like melody and keyboards and guitars so

[i1am2alex3]

@iraaamst was that at download festival in donington 'cus they were on there just before kiss lol i live like next door to donington and you can hear the whole thing its great lol

[iraaamst]

@i1am2alex3 noo it was sauna open air in finland

[Darknight6606]

@iraaamst Good for u, death 2 all but metal. A girl with taste, a rare beauty. Im 15 and discovered metal last year. Eminem sucks gaga sucks Bieber said himself that he looks like a girl when he did an ad with ozzy. Good that u have found reason. And u found it be4 me, good job. from classic rock to death metal, its all good!

[AnimalabusePissMeOff]

@Darknight6606

i was born with metal in my head... discovered metal when my mother listen to metal during the pregnancy..

at 2 yers old i was playing air guitar.. my father got it on tape! i saw it the other day for the trillionth time and i still laugh!! i hope my kids will be like that..

[Darknight6606]

@AnimalabusePissMeOff lol, i had 2 find it. and ignore all these ppl who r trying 2 insult u, theyre just being critical 2 make themselves look cool when they rlly r just making themselves look like total losers

[tylerl596]

@iraaamst you seem like my type of girl xD

[chocotree42]

@iraaamst you are cool.! good job, im proud:)

[ZERGZERGZERG69]

To the people arguing that this sounds like KISS, this sounds like Steel Panther, not KISS

[r0ck3rd4z]

twelve people have a brown pinkie!

[tejasbuck2]

i shocked my girlfriend last night ;)

[PadC93]

I love how they are a piss take band but they are technically better than most bands out there today haaa!!

[Sativa68]

I'm an authority on KISS.. and I've been listening to them since they started.. Yeah.. they sound like KISS. Quite a bit.. i know that it isnt them.. i wouldn't mistake them for KISS but they do have their sound here. I will stand by that and so will my husband.

[theredrasta123]

@Sativa68 you sound like a bit of a wanker

[michaelnight67]

@Sativa68 Maybe in the "softer" songs they sound a bit like KISS. Listen to "Death To all But Metal" , that isn´t KISS, it´s more like Metal Gods, JUDAS PRIEST. And I´m an authority on METAL.

[mofo4shoable]

THANK GOD FOR STEEL PANTHER LOL

[cbond99]

To the 2 Goobers who stated that this sounds like KISS : Nothing in this song sounds remotely similar to anything KISS has ever done. How long have you 2 been listening to hard rock and metal? Do either of you play an instrument? Just because you bought a Foo Fighters CD "back in the day" doen't make you an authority on KISS, or Steel Panther for that matter.

[Darknight6606]

@cbond99 dude, calm down. ur rite, partly. the instrumentals sound like kiss, and I DO play keyboard and i AM in 3 bands, and i AM only 15 years old. but i will answer any question u ask me about any metal style from classic to death. anything except black metal cuz im christian. Steel panther has the same amped sound and the same type of distortion on the guitars. Thats what they mean.

[broadsidexl74]

The Shocker......The saviour of those afflicted with whiskey dick!

[addx666]

This band is SOO awesome!

[dannyc3747]

Did they write this on their own? 

[jamesrocks4eva]

Filth. Pure filth, but I love it!

[ImMrFeelGood]

not only does the song sound badass the lyrics are fuckin amazing

[atrain670]

12 people need a Shocker with a table leg and two golf clubs.

[rmacculloch]

There Parodies ya twit, they are supposed to sound like other songs that's the point of it all.... geeez

[holt5510]

@blackmen1983 if you dont like steel panther why fuckin click on it you fool go listen to your shit and leave us steel panther fans alone butt fucker

[buddy58691]

THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER

i lost a gold ring doin that lol i wonder what she felt

[Littlemac181]

those are a few words id never thought that would get stuck in my head :S

[shawnkron420666]

can steel panther plz come to calgary AB canada

ill let you guys shock my sister!!!!

[rockersince1995]

@shawnkron420666 lol thats fken gross to do that to your sister...., but ill come lol

[masoncake]

I swear 'You can spot a rookie whose been using the shocker, He walks around with a pinkie that brown' is plagiarised from one of Shakespeare's sonnets.

[blackmen1983]

Massacration is better!!!

Steel Panther suck Massacration's dick!!!

[gogu921]

@blackmen1983 if ur not into steel panther or metal then suck our dicks biatch hahahah ur gonna suck lots lots of dicks

[blackmen1983]

@gogu921 Fuck you, loser...hahahah...sticks a cactus up your ass....poser!!

[KakaArt1]

@blackmen1983 - you sir, are a bender.

[skateandsnow37]

you can do it the bathroom, or do it in the car or do it in the alley behind the bar :D

[theskullmaster85]

add your middle finger to a fist of metal!!!!! HELL YEAH

[ShortieGirl2010]

Me and some friends are going to see these guys tonight. It should be a lot of fun ..Van City at the Commodore

[EvanM4120]

I'm only 17, but 80's metal was the best im so happy this shit is backk :)

[rolandruulib]

ˇwell im about to live like 80s! haha join with me mothertruckers!

[MissUranija]

amazing guitar solo :D

[TheMikexx]

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[MonkeyboyBlog]

FUCKING YEEEEEESS! :)

[ollybayliss]

11 girls got shocker'd

[seanecw123]

@ollybayliss the shokcer's a good thing -_- it should be 11 girls didnt get the shocker

[troutmaster1982]

The key to a happy marriage.....THE SHOCKER.....hell ya

[MrGuitar350]

Sounds like KISS to me!

[grart3575]

@MrGuitar350 KISS would hear this song and laugh out loud and the first thing that Paul Stanley would say is "Whatever floats your boat sailor". I know KISS personally because my buddy used to work under Doc Mcghee KISS tour Manager. I have met Doc several times and if he heard this he would say "Ya killin Me, ha, ha Ya killin Me" Trust me.

[littlemimus]

uhhhhhhhhh were not in the 80's anymore.............

[tomtomtom1230]

@littlemimus dude didn't you hear? steel panther disappeared from the 80's and got transported through time to present day... They got told to get show cased but misheard and they went to get shitfaced... that's the last anybody heard of them until a year or so ago... :O

[cbond99]

@littlemimus And it's a shame we aren't. Things were SOOOO much better back then. Especially the music and the economy.

[Xx8902lolxX]

@littlemimus so? what's your point ?.... where not in the 80's but haven't you heard .... look to the past and you'll see the future steel panther is awesome and they're trying to bring back the beauty of the 80's wether you like it or not

[69skateordie]

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!!

[gyhbhujn]

this sounds like kiss

[grart3575]

@gyhbhujn Not Quite!

[ryat75]

the shocker is for amateurs, the spok is for professionals.

[1hunter10]

"....you better lube it up , cause it's easier to get it in...."

[mzalan]

For some reason, this makes me think of the "Shocker Gloves" I designed once, but never built...

[CHODUSMAXIMUS1]

\n// steel panther! \\n/

[or9933]

give her the shocker!!!

[themanclaw2]

omg walking around with a pinky thats brown XD

[EastNileVirus]

10 people obviously have one in the stink.

[LittleMonster0607]

I've had the shocker ;)

[Daseekr]

@LittleMonster0607 lmao

[SpaceAceify]

Does this song have anything to do with "Shock Me" by KISS? Haha thanks to Steel Panther I can't listen to it without laughing, Ace is just asking them to give him The Shocker!

[gogu921]

thumb up if u like THE SHOCKER :))) pure genius

[Ac1dT3aRz]

TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK, THATS CALLED A SHOCKER!

[DJBigJFTW]

this r0olz ha

[nonayadambiznus]

this shit is retarded

[soap797]

@nonayadambiznus sos your face

[omgpara]

@nonayadambiznus

You're a shit, and you're shits are retarded.

[broadsidexl74]

@nonayadambiznus Yes, and that's why it's fucking brilliant!

[mattdowle123]

@nonayadambiznus what a bellend

[TheTruthfulAsshole]

I've seen the shocker, Audrey Hollander.

[broadsidexl74]

@TheTruthfulAsshole Ah yes quite the filthy lass indeed! lol

[shitvideoguy73]

im so glad there is a good song that doesnt have a comment about that queer musician kid you know who i men lets keep it that way!

[gobbenatoren]

@shitvideoguy73 Now you made one.

[unseenlock]

sucks dick and this shit is from the 2000's dumbasses

[FlyinRaptorJesus]

@unseenlock its going to be the 2000's for another 990 years bro.

[cfhtg]

i use the shocker

[master12210]

best song ever

[JaviVSloquendos]

id fuck this song all night long

[jesuschristlolomgwtf]

@belshworld haha should have kept it at that!!

[iLOVEmusic0601]

I'm speechless.

[ronhartz]

heavy metals fuckin' back!!!! 

[MrMouthFart]

I believe it goes "Two in the pink a foot in the stink"...at least thats what my prison roommate would say.

[maciverandy]

"walks around with a pinky thats brown!!!" what a rookie!!! hahaha

[ShaneStone78]

This shit is AWESOME!!!

[billyboythomas54]

friend turned me on to these guys. funny as hell!!!! but i can hear me singing it..

[FredWhittlemusic]

You'd better lube it up because it's easyer to get it in.

Poetic genius.

[guldrev]

@FredWhittlemusic i think he is just talking to all the men out there m8

[termsofusepolice]

Is this song about the Spiderman villian???!!! Because he's my favorite!

But I'm not making the connection based on the lyrics...

[MrLJtheJerk]

@termsofusepolice HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[potsthecrabman]

This song is EPIC!!

[cbond99]

This is the best song I have heard in 10 years!........THE SHOCKER.

[shakka4life]

@cbond99 Check out Shakka Clothing....@shakka4life

[sydstorm1]

ok is song a parady and im 13 and im learning the drums and i wanna be in a band with music and style like these guys and moyley crue and poison

[metalmaster126]

@sydstorm1 you think 'the shocker' is a parody? you need schooling on metal boy!

[maxjones14]

@sydstorm1 The song is not a parody, i take it as your wanting a glam metal band.

[sydstorm1]

@maxjones14 yeah im tired of listening to music that sucks because most bands nowadays cant play music

[maxjones14]

@sydstorm1 probably like the truest thing i have ever heard xD

[Rustyshackleford08]

This is sooooo classic, I love it, I will actually buy this album...something I have never done in a LOOOONG time, few albums are worth it.

[igot2wordsuckit]

@Rustyshackleford08 hey you should never illegaly download its kinda killing the music buisness

[Rustyshackleford08]

@igot2wordsuckit

No, its killing the pimps who whore out the musicians, the ones that should die. People don't need record companies these days.

[thegame279]

Steel panther is how you should live your life! live your life to there lyrics!

[gravedigger400]

i wish bands wud go back to this style of music, its a hell of alot better than most rock nowdays

[TheMrSlapstick]

these girls can really rock out!

[Patriceorange]

THE WORLD NEEDS STEEL PANTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acdcgeorge]

damn good metal this is the band we have been waiting for

[protokingg]

intro kinda sounds like rock and roll all night at the beginning

[diabeticmonkey]

i like to skip the shocker and go straight to the fist. I call it the humiliation.

[authorized11111]

only missing the clit tickler

[Mapleholic]

Two in the pink, one in the stink

[jesuschristlolomgwtf]

THUMBS UP IF YOU'VE SHOCKED SOMEONE!

[authorized11111]

@jesuschristlolomgwtf only lets me put one fucking thumbs up, shit haha

[moombz]

@jesuschristlolomgwtf 

[Transmissional]

@jesuschristlolomgwtf i kinda want to now

[Lonewarrior15]

@jesuschristlolomgwtf Its the only way man!

[belshworld]

@jesuschristlolomgwtf quite funny how the amount of thumbs up is 69 xD

[NebirosAndWinter]

@jesuschristlolomgwtf sir, I want to let you know you may have the highest thumbs up in youtube history XD

[Terranpariah]

I really miss the attitude in the music, it doesnt happen anymore. Thanks for bringing it back SP!

[chaincells]

People don't get this is ironic....?  Dudes.. lame.

[jackisgodful]

@chaincells Agreed

[MysteryChocolate]

This band is so degrading...this is just brainwashing, like pop culture in general. Really, just stand back and think about it.

[FPSJeff]

@MysteryChocolate  lol

[CrazyCauly]

\n// - SHOCKERRRRRR

[mike18o0]

I don't mean to be a troll, but I just gotta say I hate this fucking band. I didn't like them the first time I heard them and I don't like them now.

[oldsnake8592]

@mike18o0

well you are trolling to some extent but personaly i dont find them to be all that great but there not trying to amaze you with their actual music, its there lyrics and the humor of their lyrics which make them unique, i think their hilarious

[mike18o0]

@oldsnake8592 That's a very good point you just made. I didn't look at it like that. I think I have a little more respect for them now, lol

[alcoholicfuck]

@mike18o0 that's because the bukkake you took part in last night left your ear plugged with jizz

[mike18o0]

@alcoholicfuck Real funny F**k face. Now go kill yourself fanboy.

[hipeas93]

@mike18o0 well if u dont like them when WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO THEM DIPSHIT!

[mike18o0]

@hipeas93 That's none of your business you little Prick. Why don't you go suck Steel Panther's D**k since you love them so much

[misspunkchick18]

you know i never liked this band , but after consideration and a lot of lightning up and having a thing for satchel ( his a wicked guitarist) i am actually willing to put my hands up admit i was wrong and say they rock and i love them.

[JamminJonny94]

they should make a thumbs up sign into the shocker sign!!!!!

[EvieThePixie]

Just bought a tee with them on (: (y)

[nwofoe]

So fucking funny.

[APJleader]

@JOHNNYLEGENDKILLER The 3 people just missed the "Like" button

[Prisoner5555]

@APJleader yea and just because they were drunk :D

[lordofutub]

hmmm, i guess that this shows why glam rock/metal died long ago

interesting

[Tristansplunge]

@lordofutub It's a parody band, lighten up

[schogea]

awsome lyrics and great songs 5 stars !!!!

[mattyhasselhoff]

This rocks! Cool fact about it is that this band plays regularily in L.A.! Awesome, first time I heard these guy's music, rock on!

[AveRajala]

i bet these guys' live show is fucking H-C

[OmNixJ]

What 3 morons disliked this song?! o_O

[AxlsGroupie]

I love Steel Panther :D They are hilarious, and even looking past all the jokes amazing musicians! xx

[ShitbagsGroup]

missed em at download :( hope to go watch em if they're on tour, i hope!

[skateandsnow37]

@ShitbagsGroup saw them at download they were awesome,

[anton1036]

i saw them live in sweden rock festival, and the kicked all bands ass!! im from the same town ass sweden rock festvial is. the tottaly rocks!!!

[axelsigge]

@anton1036 såg dom me där ! helt kär i steelpanther nu xD

[cahal360]

i saw them live... THEY BLEW ME AWAY BEST BAND IN A LONG FUCKING TIME!

[anton1036]

@cahal360 same here!! :D

[axelsigge]

@cahal360 same here , saw them at sweden rock festival ... now im in love with the band (Y)

[bfs08]

Add your middle finger to a fist of metal and spread the shocker all across the land

truly words to live by steel pantehr fuckin rock !!!! \m/