"fall on the floor" funny ... you'll replay this one regularly ... the Pastor of Disaster! awesome style and content ... God, if u r up there...or downstairs...or next door... please don't strike me with a bolt of lightning for laughing ... i know that i am the only one in the universe that u r constantly watching ... pls get busy and fix the planet and stop the wars ... i'll hold my breath until u start to make some progress....thank you!!
If you want to see the true power of prayer, type "submissive Jesus" in the search window. Then watch the videos that come up. You will witness the power of Jesus.
I worship Wang Mu Nyang Nyang - the Jade Empress - She who guards the peaches of immortality. Until now She has tolerated the idolatry of the presumptuous. No longer! With merely one flexion of Her superb perfumed toe The Empress lays waste the mighty and brings low the temples of the haughty ones. Let this serve as a warning.
Read these Christian comments and remember what Nietzsche said: the idea of heaven is the product of the resentment of the weak toward the strong. Haha- "Who laughs last, laughs best.." eh?
To obtain peace of mind, and tranquilty, read the Qoran. You can read and listen the Qoran in both Arabic and English translation in this site: quranexplorer com
for scientific facts in the Qoran proven by current science such as: Astronomy, Geology, Oceanology, Embrology, visit: harunyahya com
I TALKED TO JESUS. When I was hoped up on drugs on a bad Satury nite, I talked to Jesus. Paraise Jesus He siad He love me. YOU TALK TO JESUS TODAY, He will make you're life right.
The scary thing is that he actually talks like a Southern Baptist preacher. That takes training. Praise be unto Jesus-ah! For he will strike you to hell-ah!
I love how there were crazy REAL Christians there off to the sides with those big banner-signs. They tried to heckle him with their bullhorn, and called them sissy-pansies! lol The cops eventually confiscated their bullhorn, because they did not have a permit for it, and they wouldn't stop using it. :o)
Yeah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be able to fly, but that snake in that tree could truly speak! Speaking Snake Theory! SST pwns FSM! Ahhahhahaa!
i swaer christians can't do anything without asking god what to do yeah i bet if a chrstian went to a mental hospital and said that god told me to poop in the middle of a busy highway they would probably say ok will go about your buisness for the atheist sorry for my bad mouth
I am Gay and Christian... For God - all things are possible... And I am NOW pregnant to my Gay husband and God, just like God, Mary and the Angel in their gang bang....
When I planned to go to the march, I knew ahead of time that "Pastor Deacon Fred" would be there, so I brought my genuine Landover Baptist Demonologist Degree, and he graciously signed it. Still a highlight for me.
I'm addicted to the reader mail section at the Landover Baptist website. This guy is genuinely funny on his own merit, not just b/c of the nature of the material I think.
Glorah!
Balldez 3 years ago 68
I think this dude is Fred Phelps' ass sex partner.
BrynMawrYamBag 3 years ago
Hmm Americanism. Only in America
ofssk 3 years ago
"fall on the floor" funny ... you'll replay this one regularly ... the Pastor of Disaster! awesome style and content ... God, if u r up there...or downstairs...or next door... please don't strike me with a bolt of lightning for laughing ... i know that i am the only one in the universe that u r constantly watching ... pls get busy and fix the planet and stop the wars ... i'll hold my breath until u start to make some progress....thank you!!
jv333 4 years ago 40
A True Christian.
RolfLarsson 4 years ago 42
christians=retards
aureliosjc 4 years ago 49
This guy is fabulous. Satire at its finest.
Turandot29 4 years ago 116
This is exactly why I turned away from fundumental baptisim.
majewda 4 years ago 9
Hey morons! This is a parody! Are you so dense that you cannot see this?!???
coolskinluke 4 years ago 12
He's basicly displaying his utter stupidity. I'm a Catholic. This guy's a nut!
michaelwuzthere 4 years ago
YAY ATHIESTS
MyxJunkxIsxYou 4 years ago 11
Im confused, is this an atheist making fun of christians? Cause I cant tell the difference
Lookatmeimdriving44 4 years ago 13
To me, God exists but he doesn't give a shit.
opinionhead444 4 years ago
This is very mean, this guy is just another American fundie.
LiamGodlington 4 years ago
It's comedy.
MatasakoScar 4 years ago 9
He is Satin himself!
Naej27 4 years ago
satan means adversary in hebrew so yes satan and god is far mor eevil then satan
robaquarian 4 years ago
Compare the number of people that God kills versus the number of people that Satan kills. Satan is a moral giant compared to God.
jonthebaptist666 4 years ago 11
Satin huh?
There is no being called Satin!
The figure called Satan is pure myth but Satin is just funny!
Ave6969 4 years ago
I think Satin is the god of sheets and sexy lingerie. :o]
ElveeKaye 4 years ago 37
Fuck, Satin is evil? Shit. lol
kissmybu 3 years ago 26
If you want to see the true power of prayer, type "submissive Jesus" in the search window. Then watch the videos that come up. You will witness the power of Jesus.
fallenone202 4 years ago
Only hate filled people call people names KeithallenXX.
Gringoman911 4 years ago
Your the one full of hate calling people "sodomites".
Gringoman911 4 years ago
This really makes me wish I got C-SPAN 3.... I didn't even know it existed before this
orion1anon 4 years ago
I worship Wang Mu Nyang Nyang - the Jade Empress - She who guards the peaches of immortality. Until now She has tolerated the idolatry of the presumptuous. No longer! With merely one flexion of Her superb perfumed toe The Empress lays waste the mighty and brings low the temples of the haughty ones. Let this serve as a warning.
BradSumner 4 years ago
Landover Baptist is a pardoy site, although they don't place their disclaimer on their website's homepage... one may wonder why is this?
chado2423 4 years ago
JAJAJA cool video
drahyden 4 years ago
"Talking Snake Theory" !!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
robtul12 4 years ago
Read these Christian comments and remember what Nietzsche said: the idea of heaven is the product of the resentment of the weak toward the strong. Haha- "Who laughs last, laughs best.." eh?
seblasian 4 years ago
nice video ^^
more people need to speak out, not only in the states.
kurtilein3 4 years ago
God is a prick even his own book
me1513 4 years ago 3
omg! I didn't realize this was a parody at first...
FinnHawk 4 years ago
this guy is an embarassment to Christianity and religion...
FinnHawk 4 years ago
Jerry Falwell is alive!
TrystanCJ 4 years ago
To obtain peace of mind, and tranquilty, read the Qoran. You can read and listen the Qoran in both Arabic and English translation in this site: quranexplorer com
for scientific facts in the Qoran proven by current science such as: Astronomy, Geology, Oceanology, Embrology, visit: harunyahya com
rmyussef 4 years ago
I TALKED TO JESUS. When I was hoped up on drugs on a bad Satury nite, I talked to Jesus. Paraise Jesus He siad He love me. YOU TALK TO JESUS TODAY, He will make you're life right.
goat909295 4 years ago
how many drugs did you use?
aureliosjc 4 years ago 26
Hallelujah!!!
Jugulator22 4 years ago
great speech!!! right on man!!!
rayabe 4 years ago
IF there was no God would there have been a speech that day???? cant insult or talk about something or someone that does not exist.
jusprazem 4 years ago
Funny how all of the sodomites call Allah a flying spegetti monster..
You are so perverted with hate and evil that you can not think straight.
READ THE KORAN!!!
KeithAllenXX 4 years ago
Do research of the flying spaghetti monster. May his noodley appendage bless you, ramen.
thkaal 4 years ago
stick the koran up your ass and spin it......u never see atheists flying planes into buildings, deal in reality fairy tale boy
mikee047x1 4 years ago
read something that was just passed on by word-of-mouth?
we call those things TALL TALES. they aren't true.
conglomerate 4 years ago
I don't think it matters which god you worship. All religions are equal, because ALL gods will be crushed and devoured by the Mighty Ctuhlhu!
AmericanApostate 4 years ago 2
you will burn in hell you fools,....start keeping the laws of yahuweh
ELIJAHTHEPROPHET1 4 years ago
ELIJAHTHEPROPHET1 you are full of pure bullshit you are a worthless motherfucker.
freethink09 4 years ago
smart people don't need your fairy tale yahweh kid, so go screw yourself punk
mikee047x1 4 years ago
Start keeping the laws of punctuation and capitalization. A comma before an ellipsis? For shame!
SamWeltzin 4 years ago
I am in luv with this man!! He is so funny!!!
angel2693 4 years ago 7
The scary thing is that he actually talks like a Southern Baptist preacher. That takes training. Praise be unto Jesus-ah! For he will strike you to hell-ah!
angrynadya 4 years ago 14
I love how there were crazy REAL Christians there off to the sides with those big banner-signs. They tried to heckle him with their bullhorn, and called them sissy-pansies! lol The cops eventually confiscated their bullhorn, because they did not have a permit for it, and they wouldn't stop using it. :o)
aajoeyjo 4 years ago 15
LOL
chabitz 4 years ago
That was cool...but why do you folks call your big guys "Pastor" ???
Eternaldream00 4 years ago
Because they are sheepbrains, who follow their "pastor", duh.
ajua25 4 years ago
pastor...pastoral....sheep...shepherds...etc.
conglomerate 4 years ago
This is a fucking disgrace. Some day you will burn in hell.
termintor214 4 years ago
you're a disgrace for believing in sky fairies, do u also believe in santa claus? grow up foolish little child
mikee047x1 4 years ago 23
term if we burn in hell as you say you will be sitting right next to us
Dennyc52 4 years ago
Hey read up on a religion called Mithraism. You will see how Christianity got started, Let's thank Emperor Constatine for spreading Christianity. :)
svaught32 4 years ago
Yeah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be able to fly, but that snake in that tree could truly speak! Speaking Snake Theory! SST pwns FSM! Ahhahhahaa!
leporidus 4 years ago
i swaer christians can't do anything without asking god what to do yeah i bet if a chrstian went to a mental hospital and said that god told me to poop in the middle of a busy highway they would probably say ok will go about your buisness for the atheist sorry for my bad mouth
AlienCommando2012 4 years ago
"You don't need so called facts when you've got Jesus." If I didn't know better, I'd think this was real.
ttwnrancon 4 years ago 3
I am Gay and Christian... For God - all things are possible... And I am NOW pregnant to my Gay husband and God, just like God, Mary and the Angel in their gang bang....
So take that you unbelievers.
Praise Jeesers.
2shane 4 years ago
LOL.. LOL.. LOL
reggaeirie1234 4 years ago
Hilarious!
SingTruth 4 years ago
THAT....was unbelievably awesome
Tiwaking 4 years ago
I would love to hear the christian reaction to this video!
connerjd 4 years ago
Testify!!!
manwithoutgod101 4 years ago
Shit! I really bought this at first.... fuck i feel like a fool : )
GREAT VIDEO!
Peace!
(ps. i was able to rate)
RonnieOfTheEarth 4 years ago
great guy!!!
derast 4 years ago
This is brilliant!!
BryanAJParry 4 years ago 2
love it!!
agbar713 4 years ago
When I planned to go to the march, I knew ahead of time that "Pastor Deacon Fred" would be there, so I brought my genuine Landover Baptist Demonologist Degree, and he graciously signed it. Still a highlight for me.
tequilatarian 4 years ago 4
"I'm a true christain! Not a yellow bellied sissy!"
LOL I love the landoverbaptist church. Parody on par with the flying spaghetti monster.
DrOman5596 4 years ago 3
I never heard of this guy. He's hilarious!
BeatBuddy 4 years ago
I'm addicted to the reader mail section at the Landover Baptist website. This guy is genuinely funny on his own merit, not just b/c of the nature of the material I think.
alanshvetz 5 years ago 2
Can you post the last minute?
jubi1337 5 years ago
Genius. Pure and simple. Why is rating disabled for this video?
tonylowbrow 5 years ago 3