Microsoft SAM tricks

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

0:31 ...you touch my tralala...

[ismashudie]

wait. does it speek english for you...?

[MWaser]

I like that you're using a polish program for this

[Amazedstream]

I'm at the awesome part of youtube again. XD

[SuperTyler1234567890]

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOL

[logicbam]

My Rofl CHicken goes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzz

[AllOfPeytonsVideos]

It was so funny at 1:00.

[WoodstaS]

Turn MS Sam into Quagmire.

Kinda.

"ddd ddd ddd"

[SSAirsoftowns]

0:25

My OMG-42 goes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[gtarules1]

Almost 400,000 views? For this shit!? Get the fuck out!

[SuperSmoker12345]

@gtarules1 shit up botch you get the fuck out

[gtarules1]

@SuperSmoker12345 You're the tool that BOTCHED UP your own SHITTED sentenced, you can't even type properly in English. Once again, GTFO!

[SuperSmoker12345]

@gtarules1 keyborad error i guess you never made a mistake in your life did you?

fucked up a relationship?

pissed in your pants?

oh i remembered you comment your reply and your great ignorance to type shit in an awesome video were the biggest mistakes of your life!

botch botch botch botch

oh i remenbered

bitch bitch bitch bitch

[gtarules1]

@SuperSmoker12345 Coming from someone that says this video is "awesome?" LOL you crack me up, and no, I've never made a mistake, but you have made a plethora of them. You think what you type to me is gonna affect me or something? Bitch, please. Don't even bother replying, you can't do comebacks. 

[SuperSmoker12345]

@gtarules1 thanks all of this internet discussion doesn't mean anything for me sorry for all that shit i was pissed when trying to watch youtube(me and my wife had a fight).

Sorry for my comments it wasn't me at all.

[SuperSmoker12345]

@gtarules1 Btw you're lying about the mistakes

if you think have never mistaked or you're a dumbfuck or you think you're mister perfectionist.

[gtarules1]

@SuperSmoker12345 lol man, are you bipolar or something? You just said you were sorry, and now you're at it again? *sigh* DAFUQ? I mean, who the fuck pisses their pants? LOL wow bad example man.

[SuperSmoker12345]

@gtarules1 i said by the way(Btw)...

and yes that was one hell of one bad example

and no i'm not

you messed with my nerves with what you said about the mistakes buddy

i hate lies even if they are little.

my uncles(and a lot of innocent guys) died in vietnam because the lies of their government that they believed they were fighting for.

[SuperSmoker12345]

@gtarules1 and one advice:

Do never lie again.

[pefu1906]

siema :D

[pingy86119pivoter]

make sam say zsoi and he will say CHOICE :P

[lockingfrench]

I vanna hear Microsoft Sam say fososososo

[DestroyerOfSense000]

A Polish Microsoft Sam?

[jameswalker199]

now say fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ertan9810]

type : aeiou

[stratikeo]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[yo6luk]

@scriptermega doesnt work need end of line command error

[TheWilliamMaster]

now copy and paste this with microsoft sam on full speed and copy and paste this on notepad: cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls cls

[0800Batmobile]

0:31 - "Strangers! From the outside!"

[airsoftmegaman02072]

if you do ch he says chapter

[1djSbJ]

Polak XD

[ScripterMega]

Put this into Notepad and save it as *.vbs (* = Anything) HERE IS THE SCRIPT: Dim message, sapi Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoic­e") sapi.Speak ("You have activated Micro Soft voice plug-in") sapi.Speak ("You are") message=MsgBox("X_X") sapi.Speak("ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz­ZzZzZ") sapi.Speak("soisoi") sapi.Speak("soisoi") sapi.Speak("soisoi") sapi.Speak("soisoi") sapi.Speak("soisoi") sapi.Speak("soisoi")

[superaziz14]

Wash wash XD

[PixelDemon13]

Damn, had my headphones on full blast for roflcopter...

[MrFedmark]

John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!

[cutekittycathatgirl]

my roflcycle goes ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffffff

[MrRubarce]

Eat the cake

[jacplac97]

O ja pierdole.

[smackingdaface]

roflbike goes xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[funnytowels]

soi its sound like dub step or MC sam beatbox

[wj0102]

Good for DubStep...

[1Filmproducer]

0.04 oh no, my windows crashed again!, oh wait

[ztarragus54321]

1:01 S***! F***ing BSOD!

[Fleskywood]

@killthemwithfirelol john madden! Football!

[92Oink]

@Fleskywood aeiou

[UpYourViva2]

how are these tricks?

[plastic14407]

aeiou aeiou

[killthemwithfirelol]

@plastic14407 JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[sushlet]

gorparo

[daviesguns69]

666 dislikes WTF!?

[Sspider124]

the lawlmower goes ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffff

[tkoizumi]

rofl... cure a cancer for godsake if ur that bored hahahaha

[wolfwingx1]

omg I had that BSOD last day! O.o

[Spinofanatic]

0:48 My rofl cahinsaw goes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

[Xp0rT3r390]

@Spinofanatic no the OMG laser shot us with lasers zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pew pew boom

[IhearaHunter117]

TYPE IN PED OVER AND OVER

[Glee0nFox]

fffffffffffffffffffffuck

[MuSiCkiLL8or]

lol, it's Master Chief!! xD

[Thepokemonguy9304]

BEST FUCKING SCREAMER EVAR!

[thiagotecnico]

"Shit Fucking BSOD." HAHAA LOL

[Jaxxon10]

soi soi soi soi soi is better :D

[jruler93]

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX sounded like he was saying "shit" EXTREEMELY fast multiple times.

[just4fun123456789101]

1:05

Shit Fucking BS hogey

ROFL

[thiagotecnico]

@just4fun123456789101 BSOD

[oldschool960]

Co Za Asy

[DiseasedMoss]

0:48

That's what my sexual climaxes sound like.

[joshuarothwell1990]

fake and gay

[Mrguitarcover1234]

@joshuarothwell1990 you are fake, so stfu you troll

[joshuarothwell1990]

@Mrguitarcover1234 sorry retard but i'm quite real

[Ming1297]

0:48 my rofl machine gun goes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[TheAvalon33333]

my rofl copter goes 0:09

[plakinotomy]

0:24 ROFLCHOPPER

[Chagalf]

0:31 Chewbaca

[SpiritOfChaos117]

@SoopahUltraTV lol arby n the chief FTW!

[JacomeFelg]

my roflmachinegun goes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzz

[TheIcedude545]

wuss wuss wuss

[sharks445]

if you type ch, he will say chapter

[jacobonix]

put XXXXXXXX with microsoft ana and will sound like "SexSexSexSexSex" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[WaffleOfPain]

Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche Tche

[cmassassin719]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sond like chubacka

lol

[wrcxdrift]

My rofl copter goes SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOI

[man7771001]

the soi one scared the shit out of me

[StarWarsTrains]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[BuXTYP]

My ROFL machinegun goes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[555gallardo]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­z = Blue Screen of Death

[sirKristiano]

dobre dobreee !!!

[AjarJunkman]

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden

[freakinprplaya]

xoxxxxxxxx

[hitmontop16]

I liked the first one the most.

[chrissywissy321]

lol 0:40 sounded like the startup of a motor bike engine

[victorott67]

thts SOOOOOOOOO GAY

[V4yc0n]

sound like 8bit dubstep

[wodahs509]

ffffff... = FAP FAP FAP

[daberko120ch]

he puts in all of these stupid letters and he forgets GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG? WOW! that's the best one!

[durfino2011]

Never type SOY in the microsoft sam.....

[SomethingFishyTV]

The best by far is soi. xD

[luigidallolio]

what programis this ?

[MrKnubbers]

you could use this to make dubstep ><

[9k7c]

FAP TIME!!

"huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh­uhuhuhhuh"

[segtendo1]

when my roflmotorcycle revs the starting sound is like 0:40

[Ziikuje]

type in öööööööööööööööööööööööööööööö­öö

it says: wauvathuthuthuthutuhtuhtuhthut­huthu

[mrangus703]

say lololololololololol and put it on RLY quick. it goes like ullalalalalala

[PhilippBusch]

das sind keine tricks, das ist einfach nur langeweile -.-

[ivootje88]

microsoft sam's crew disliked this video

[gaberoni20]

y would anyone dislike this? people are lame. I want one to say "yo i'm slizzard from that draaaaaaaaink."

[HatersGonnaHate1000]

So this is where CoD gets its foley sound from

[isorSOT]

@HatersGonnaHate1000 WTF?!

[HatersGonnaHate1000]

@isorSOT Foley means sounds you don't eve think your hearing in games. Background noise. Not Sgt Foley or anything lol

[raymondleeleggs]

UUUUUUUU it sounds like Chewbacca!

[Hunkie124]

what about crotch? he would say crow's nest!

[RobloxVentures]

soisoisoisoi

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

uuuuuuuuuu

fffffffffffffffffffff

zzzzzzzzzzzzz



[conkerdude891]

master chief rules

[silentbrker]

the part at 0:59 was the funniest part

[PikaPokemon4ever7]

When my roflcar revs it sounds like 0:32

[FriendshipOne]

Sadly, there's no Sam on Windows 7.

[Shadikun1]

never mind i got it now but the tricks that are like XXXXXXXXXXXX uuuuuuuuuu ffffffffffffff zzzzzzzzzzzzz dont work for me help!

[Shadikun1]

how do u get SAM?

[rhinogek]

put 1 eighteen times and get a wtf noise

[t125foru]

WOLMO

[hl2izawsum]

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[gamerguyJJ]

Do i have to dowload?

[ThePj5000]

@gamerguyJJ what you meaning? - every song on Youtube downloads while you watch it. But yeah you can download it with youtube downloader.

[gamerguyJJ]

@ThePj5000 No i mean the Micro sam voice :D

[ThePj5000]

@gamerguyJJ Oh sorry;)

[ThePj5000]

@gamerguyJJ Oh sorry;) - no you don't but theres alternatives which are free.

[gamerguyJJ]

@ThePj5000 Awww :(

[ThePj5000]

@gamerguyJJ Yeah, ITS ON YOUR COMPUTER - Go to Control Panel and find the Text-To-Speech idiot.

[gamerguyJJ]

@ThePj5000 Cause it's not there and no reason to be mad bro

[ThePj5000]

@gamerguyJJ Ok I'm not mad, but there is - on Win xp and vista.

[jason123456789210]

my lolplane goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheQuestion8]

Woohoo poland :P

[GordonFreeMan0706]

Type in Faggot!

WTF sound XD

[FuzzySumasshu]

the ending made me LOL

[ArceusExodiaCPDude99]

Put in a shitload of 5's and put it on the highest speed.

[vffsvnfkjdv]

it k

[bfrhys]

Try this "dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfe". It sounds like a real helicopter, not a soi helicopter.

[pokeanand]

French Computer?

[TheQuestion8]

@pokeanand Haha no, Polish :)

[tvpnbb]

Microsoft Surface to Air Missile?

[m173627]

is that polish?

[misterrandompancake]

0:33 ROFLcar

[CaptainPriceLives]

0:40 Gill Honeycomb?

[TerryReid92]

These arn't tricks, they're random letters arbitrarily picked from the alphabet.

[Bladestorm687]

Type in GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­, IT SOUND LIKE EWBVUJBRUVBOWEURBGVBREOUGEWOBG­F3IHEVBEUVGOBEIUGBG3VGRE8IBGVU­EVBREFVBERFVGOEUHBEUGWEGVIUEVW­HB84ROBUV

OR WAS IT UGI? OR GFI? SHIT I FORGOT!

[Deathwing25]

@Bladestorm687 on mine it said: soft item, soft item

[haxproductions1]

master chieff!1

[Notverycleavername]

microsoft sam's starting his rofl copter...

[TheMadameMonster]

try typing in a bunch of oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's­ on Microsoft Sam and put it on fast.. it sounds like a motercycle

[zedmlftw1023]

u should try FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu o.o

[Squeredead]

0:29

Me: Windows 7 has been released and Sam, you are part of it!

Sam: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooh

[jinpayne]

in microsoft sam, type ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffff uck. Its hilarous.

[OMGWTFork]

u should have MS sam count.. it is hilarious where it cant count over a certain amount of 0's that it starts saying 0's instead..

[Bezilon]

Roflcopter rulez!

SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI!

[Destroyer900000]

OW SHIT F**KING BOSD!!

[MetalShreader]

i didnt need to watch this, I already type random shit into the sam thing already!

[98ricky]

lol i got scared when i heard the beggining thought my computer was gunna turn off :P

[TriKKiNMoDz]

@98ricky haha samee

[Przemek0011]

ej widze ze polak siema wiesz moze jak odpalic te dzwieki na 7?

pobralem je i odpalam za pomoca speakonia ale i tak za wolno gada

wiesz jak odpalic to tym co ty teraz pokazujesz????

[prettygirl3833]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa try hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah or lololololololololololololololl­olloloolololooololoollolololol­olololol can u guv me the link to download this pllllllzzzzzzzz

[mirmoth99]

how can i add microsoft sam there

[mirmoth99]

how can i find that application

[TriiTonExiiLe]

@mirmoth99 control panel>speech

[mastercalle]

Try llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllll and  ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped...

[JJemo97]

dis is how dfirent Rifles n Machine guns sounds lyke.........M4 SOPMOD!!!!!!!!!

[drhax1234]

Rolling On Floor Laughing Can't Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

[megadriver6]

i found out a combo

write xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxe with "e" at the end

sounds like electricity XD

[lambojkah330]

MASTUR CHI3F!!! :D

[360FTW666]

ffffffff sounds like ppsh!

[Tassadaritze]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sounds like roflcopter cannons xD

[kevengohan11]

lololololoolloollololololololo­

[busdriver153]

lol

[joshisdaboi]

0:27 Swiss Beatz - It's Me Bitches! Hahaa

[Xalien2002]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is boooooooooo

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xx is kisskisskiss

zzzzzzzzzz is a platapus lol

[hannakittybanana]

make more of these vids plz i was rotflol

[HelihunterX]

There is nothing tricky you dickhead