Calls for Cthulhu - Episode 3

[Mirror0211]

Spoon?

[MegaFafnir]

"Why do all dogs have black lips?"

According to a person on Yahoo Answers, dogs don't have lips and not all their mouths are black.

Apparently, Cthulhu didn't know that! XD

[SinisterReaping]

i want that plushie >.<

[Trystan112]

"Nobody parties better than Odin." Lol

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

FSM Pasta side dish!!! Ha! He's just afraid someone will combine the two of them and have fettucine calamari...;) Tasty deity duo. Hey, if *they* can eat *us,* then...

[ThrashingSlayer]

This reminded me of that Billy and Mandy episode, "The Prank Call of Cthulhu."

[HecateF]

i have  a dream too (;;;;)

[927541]

3:39 Zalgo comes?!

[boxnacage18]

I love the death glare at 2:35 xD

[fslayer1290]

I didn't know mind to mind telepathy had auto-translate!

Gotta try that...

[shadowtank48]

LOL



[KILLSHOCK1100]

0:00 … it’s not easy…being green, … having to spend each day in the color of the leafs, … when I think it could be nicer tu, tu ,tu ,tu TU , TURN THAT OFF!, TURN IT OFF!!!!!

LOL

[1MrLinuxz1]

Oden skall krossa dig under Sleipners bepansrade hovar o taga ett glas med Cthulhu! = Odin shall crush you under the armored hooves of Sleipner and then go for a drink with Cthulhu!

[Malkazar1000]

norse are the best

[shannonhumphreys]

"Fear of a Green Planet"

Public Enemy reference FTW!!

[MerlinsJester]

"'How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

'Spoon.'"

[iknowgirlswantme]

Should i fake my orgasm? "Yes."

[iknowgirlswantme]

Yog-Sothoth FTW!

[KoraktheMad]

We go through alot of barmaids. Classic.

[KoraktheMad]

Nerds are the best type of worshippers, it's true.

[KoraktheMad]

T-T-Tur_turn that off. I love that.

[MakCurrel]

It's not easy being green... Little muppet moment... How cute... For a great old one.

[coiote4fun]

I'm into the soul-eating business myself. Would you mind helping me out with this? Thanks, J.P. Flores

Porto Alegre, Brazil.

[XGluon]

"Seriously. There's a new guy in the pantheon, and lookin' at him, I'd swear he's just a pasta side dish."

LOL Flying Spaghetti Monster refrence.

[AzzySunfire]

I wonder if they still do the show. I'd like to send a question, too :D

[Zellig]

God I love this series

[darkprose]

"Should I fake my orgasm?"

"Yes." LOL

All of these are brilliant.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

LOL at the beginning so much...

"Yes, I believe I can help. I can SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!"

[JamesWyndorf]

People, he's not that lonely. He's got Spongebob to make him company over there and drive him nuts, of course

[JamesWyndorf]

Cthulhu, you look and sound like a cheap and dingy scumbag pig from the Muppets show. Maybe you should join'em or something, think that out, you could strike it rich and have the ball

[xservintage]

The part of the Rapid Fire Round always cracks me up! Poor Cthulhu got scared!

[hnoss13]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[ianrider102]

the theme reminds of 'The Price is Right'...

[roman11777]

"*looks at camera* they go through ALOT of bar maids..."

[WadeDeadpoolWilson]

Wow, I wish I found these things a long time ago. This is hilarious.

[panfisha]

Alotta baltimore/annapolis calls. Coincidence?

[BrandG]

You're right. I should have listed them as coming from Providence or New Orleans. :)

[KmKGreyhat]

"Thats why I say never broil a baby"

Amazing

[Fussino]

I'M CTHULHU AND YOU'RE NOT!! Haha epic.

[gabirox10]

is telepathy better than at&t?

[Corinthian404]

well it sure beats the hell out of Verizon

[DanDood11]

Something tells me this would've been better if he had mentioned raptor jesus.

[OrinDac]

Also......they have at least one follower.

PRAISE ODIN!

[Corinthian404]

damn straight. Cthulhu should ditch those Elder Gods and move into Asgard full time

[OrinDac]

Actually I meant that I am an Asatru (follower of the Norse pantheon) and that I know a youtuber named Venger Satanis who worships Cthulhu. Check out his profile. He totally believes that Lovecraft was given preturnatural knowledge of the Old Gods.

[OrinDac]

I think the funniest thing about this one is the part about racism. When the guy asks why he is green. Mainly because Lovecraft was incredibly racist. I always thought it was funny that he sent the whitest most ineffectual people against the the forces of darkness.

[galinneall]

Of course, the correct answer to "how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb" is 2: one to change the bulb and one to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power tools. But surrealist humour may not be your cup of fur.

[gman47097]

im just kiddin people i dont care what believe in

[gman47097]

noooooo no pastafarians!

only C'thulhuans here!

[psychol337]

FLINT MICHIGAN FTW!!!!

[purplehazethc]

this isnt a real relgion though. cthulhu was made up by H.P. Lovecraft

[zio5q]

like the rest of the religons?

[BoxOfPeopleInc]

Nice :D

[BoxOfPeopleInc]

Cthulu made many Gods.... nothing separates them from the ones you believe in. They have infinite power and were writen down in a book.

[2redaces]

"Spoon"

[FroggyFix]

Wow, I can get a discount on telepathy if I sighn up for the Cthulhu plan? That's better than Comcast.

[Darkgravx12]

XD

can't be any worse than Road Runner >_>

telepathy ftw!

[SpotxSpot]

Night on bald mountain for the intro...?

Pretty fresh humor, though.

[skrellman]

They actually still teach the norse religion in scandinavia. But they don't make us follow it, they just told us what ppl used to think... and such.

[TrippyZanbato]

I love the way the caller with the obvious accent is just listed as being from the uk

and then most of everyone else comes from more specific places

[BrandG]

Well, sometimes people don't list it in their e-mails/questions, and I have to guess. :)

[cryotimber]

Hey, this may sound annoying but could you please send me the picture used at 0:34? I'd greatly appriciate it.

[BrandG]

I'll see what I can do. It's been so long since I made the intro, I'm not sure where I got that image. Where should I send it?

[cryotimber]

explodinglavalamps at Yahoo Thx!

[lnchrdg]

"There's a new guy at the table and I swear he's just a pasta side dish." Can I get Ramen.

[ABobrik87]

Ramen! May His Noodly Appendage bless you....or not. Whatever. ;-)

[exorscout]

w00t pastafarians ftw!!!

[Domzdream]

This is awesome! Is this new?

[BrandG]

Not really. I've been making these videos for the past two years or so. Still, if you haven't seen it, it's new to you, right?

[Domzdream]

Yes, it's the first time I've come across this cthulu comedy. I'm a really big fan of cthulu stuff. That's why one of my fave movies is 'In the mouth of madness'. Based on Lovecraft's work. Really a brilliant movie. Man those cthulu clips are funny though. I'll keep watching.

[MetalVikingGreg]

Cthulhu liking the Norse.

BEST SHOW EVER!

[NodDisciple1]

Cthulhu's not Lonely, he's got Father Dagon, Mother Hydra, Deep Ones and a bunch of sea animals. :S

[alwaysmaggot]

fhtagn

[ShxtBlowsUp]

hahahaha "fhtagn for now."

[SheckyWhateley]

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Spoon"

Awesome!

[pucakuro]

is Jim one of Cthulhu´s mindless minions or just a employee? lol

[AbadonXXX]

XDDD Go for nerds as your followers

[Afterburnzz]

I'm Cthulhu and you're not! XDXD

[CoombesKidd]

awesome show. it's funny how that little kid is holding a cthulhu doll like it's supposed to be cute or something

[MarquisRattlehead]

Does this show have a facebook fan page?

[BrandG]

Yes it does. I can't link to it from here, but if you go to Facebook then search for "Calls For Cthulhu" you can find it.

[BrandG]

Can't put a link on YouTube, but do a google search for "Cthulhu hand puppet" and you should find it.

[Tot4ln00b]

lol cthulu is actually a gross monster, but this show makes im funny and cute^^ i want that puppet

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

What's wrong with broiling a baby?

[R055HP]

They lose that tenderness/

[Infidel775]

the "its not easy being green" makes him 10X cuter.

[bionicsneer]

Cthulhu sll'ha hlirgh shogg! Ia! Ia!

[portuguesehulkamania]

the Rapid Fire Round is my favorite part of every show,there should be a rapid fire round special episode

[BrandG]

Well, it certainly would be faster to produce a rapid-fire-round episode. The video would be really easy to edit. :)

[LazyCrazyClown]

Q:"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?"

A:"Spoon"

Made me Lmao

[lollipopfop]

He is too adorable. This would cheer up the dead!

[TrayShadix]

Does anyone else hear the Price is Right theme at the end a little there? Like, generic style?

[Ulthnok]

SPOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! oh and no one partys like Odin, i love this show! poor bar maids though

[GmodPlusWoW]

It's not easy being green...

[RedneckYachtClubber]

where did you get that Cthulhu puppet, it's freakin' awesome!

[BrandG]

do a Google search for "Toy Vault" or "Cthulhu hand puppet". I would post the link here, but YouTube doesn't like it.

[Darkmage04]

I still say Crom throws the best parties

[donighal]

No. Actually it's the 5th edition Call of Cthulhu rpg cover, bt Caza.

And it's an interpretation of Yoggie.

[wesleyfilms]

they are the deep ones i think

[Pazuzu4All]

What is/are the creature(s) at 00:34 supposed to be?

[HyperGogeta]

there those little demons from that comic "The Darkness"

[xXSkoomaHeadXx]

CTHULHU WAITS!!!!!!!

[usmcsniper70]

Lol omg super funny my favorite episode lol is it hard making these?

[BrandG]

Not too hard, takes a lot of time, though.

[usagi345]

man yourn awesome

[cooliem]

lol, bag on head, nice hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference

[Th3ba1r0n]

Cthulu fag them :D

FAG THEM ALL CTHULU <<<33333

[schmidtyrevolution]

swallow your soul!!! YAY!!! i love that.

[Merytsetesh]

"I'm Cthulhu, and you're not." Nice SNL reference.

[GriffinKid2021]

Don't suck up to C'thulhu. Ever.

[Silvertone676]

"No one knows how to party like Odin"

haha...

[alaughingfreak]

How about a new God?

The Flying Spagetti Monster?

RAMEN! :-)

[sharkboy85]

RAmen! and I'll swallow your soul. those dudes should hang.

[formless777]

C'thulhu and the FSM are one. C'thulhu is composed of trans-temporal spaghetti.

[GmodPlusWoW]

Actually, he's an Ascended sentient squid-person who achieved immortality and mind-control powers about 1 billion years ago...

[catmanmovies]

sunken city red yecjhjghcjjhvcjgvj?

[Spitfirebird]

That's R'lyeh! The Sunken R'lyeh!

[greed55]

spoon ^_^

[Etimos]

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?" "Spoon!" God i love it, very clever. "How much is enough?" "Less than too much, and more than You've got."

[shadow0123456]

"spoon" lmfao

[FallaciousGee]

Cthulhu and Odin are chums? Great, then by swearing my soul to the Allfather, i've got a good chance of surviving the hellish Lovecraftian apocalypse! Ia Ia!

[kingprout1blackops]

no: pleasing the Great Cthulhu, even by proxy does, not grant you redemption - it does better: it guarantees He shall eat you first!

[TimothoNuva]

He's probably green cuz ya can't exactly get a tan when you're trapped at the bottom of the ocean.

[aquateen53]

That was great!!! Love the show you should do a podcast.

[Zasserman]

lol its a colour thing :D

[Rbabaganosh]

TIM NUMBER NOW!

[zanulix]

where's the flying spaghetti monster reference?

[BrandG]

When he says "There's a new guy in the pantheon, and looking at him, I'd swear he's just a pasta side dish."

[Genkaiman]

Flying Spaghetti Monster reference... Five stars! Hilarious!

[cervie77]

Cthulhu, babe, you really need to add a segment to your show, prank calls of Cthulhu, in which you call up other mythos gods at 2 in the morning and ask THEM stupid questions. I bet Dagon would get pissed if you asked him if his refrigerator was running!

-- Yet another delicious peep, Jason.

[glyons1]

dude ilike your idea, crank calling movie stars, other deities, and just the random person

[bigbluebocks]

See "Ask Cthulhu" at Uncyclopedia

[MIsfitsGraves]

I´a Cthulhu!I´a Dagon!

[Darkmage04]

I worship Crom, myself.

[Mathadar]

"Drunk guy with only one eye holding a stein of of beer in one hand and a handaxe in the other." "One of her braids without killing her."

The Vikings. If he killed her, she was guilty of adultery, he only had 3 tries. Thankfully the one eyed guy (who had been blinded by a bird, by a "slave") cut them off.

[Mathadar]

Fastest Land Animal "Cheetah" Should I fake my Orgasms? "Yes" HAHAHA nice tribute to Airplane!

"Spoon" and the Tick.

[agenttechnomancer]

oi! oi! oi! oi! You are the Lords of Goatish humour with a thousand young....devoted fans! I would love to see more episodes...in the mean time I will spread the word...in his house at R'yleh Cthuthul waits on hold LMAO!!! much RESPECT! Joseph

[meachanDEE]

Ia! Ia! Iaaaaa!

[HarryLimeTheThirdMan]

I love Calls for Cthulhu! I'm looking forward for the fourth episode..

[terrorblades]

i love calls for cthulhu and i will defend him!^^ lawl! this show is genius(very smart) how can some one just make one of these just out of no where? <3 this!

(sry for spelling)

[Painofheart]

they showed this song "its not easy being green" in the Muppet Show ^^ Kermit ^^

I love that really! I HAVE A QUESTION! Are you and Azatoth friends? (cause Azathoth is a old god that just wants to destroy EVERYTHING! the whole world ^^ so I wonder if cthulhu likes him ^^) aaand who is TIM?

[invokado]

the 1st music theme in the intro sounds familiar for me... what's the name of the theme?

[BrandG]

It's "Night on Bald Mountain". You may have heard it in the Disney movie Fantasia.

[Mathadar]

Good pick of music. The demon was feasting on the souls of the deceased. The price is right is a good music too.

[imrational]

Oh shit, I just watched this vid again... "it's not easy being green"... oh, damn! LOL! chuckle! I got tears in my eyes.

[PedrusTR2085]

So... Cthulhu knows everything? Answare this:

Why hotdogs bread comes in packages of 8 and winners comes in packages of 12?

[BrandG]

He he. That's easy. Hotdog buns are cannibals, and they eat some of the group by the time you can buy them.

[Painofheart]

because of a few things you don't have to complain all the time! so strict!!

In some books even nyarlatothep is a great old one but in "call of cthulhu" hes just a powerful magician!

in some books cthulhu and the others are described as old gods cause they almost became some but got killed by the reals. so don't be so strict!

[BrandG]

I appreciate the support, but he's right. While I'm not the greatest Lovecraftian scholar, there are a few points I know I screwed up. Might as well fix them when I re-record. Besides, I've got a wicked cold this week, that can only enhance the gravelly tone of that voice. :)

[SheilaR]

Excellent, keep up the great work.

[Lobolover]

Well,the introduction could be a bit more acurate.Ctlhulhu is NOT an Elder God,hes a Great Old One and hes definitly not the last (Nug & Yeb the twin Blasphemies,Cthuga,Aphom-Zah etc.etc.etc.)

[BrandG]

Yeah, I know. That's a complaint people have had since the first episode. Another common one is that it's not when the stars are "aligned" but rather when the stars are "right". When we re-record the intro, I'll fix it.

[Cthulhuftagn]

perhaps, but Cthulhu is the best known amongst the pantheons. And he is the most prominent in taking part in the affairs of mankind. This was made as a comedy, not a set in stone thesis. So sit back and enjoy :)

[theforcewithin82]

How many? It doesn't matter. When the light goes down it's alreadu too late :)

Ana I remember once watching sth. called "Outer Limits" or sth like that. And the way every episode used to begin was a bit like the "easter egg" thing - "The transimition has been interrupted... do not adjust your TV set" etc.

[BrandG]

Oh, yeah. I remember the Outer Limits. "Do not attempt to adjust your set. We control the Horizontal. We control the vertical. . . "

[theforcewithin82]

I honestly thought the "spoon" thing was taken from the Matrix: "There is no spoon". It kinda matched the "surrealists..." question.

BTW. How many Cthulhu Investigators do you need to change a bulp???

[theforcewithin82]

bring us more of Cthulhu !!!

[theforcewithin82]

damn... that's hard, can't find them :(

[BrandG]

Okay, I'll put them on the website. Except, of course, for the hidden one.

BTW, the hidden easter egg offers even more video goodness.

[theforcewithin82]

oh... and there's the "I had a dream" ...if you can call it pop-culture

[theforcewithin82]

7 pop-culture references in the show... ??? (the spoon is the obvious one)... but the rest... let's see

[BrandG]

Heh. I was wondering if anybody would try to collect them all.

BTW, one is hidden in the easter egg. But no! I've said too much already!

[Bananarama88]

hahahahahaha I know one of the people who wrote in.

[DrFranktheLucheDore]

Not only do you have the Kermit the Frog song as an intro....you have the answers to questions that have plauged mankind since the Bronze Age. Why indeed do dogs have black lips? There is no answer.

Cute baby picture by the way...hey wait, that's my Son!

[motaboy]

"thanks for the e-mail, I'll swallow your soul..." will be my signature for now on! =)

[BrandG]

Cool! I saw one viewer set his sig to be "Peeps! They're like the joyous rush you get when you break a man's mind and slurp down his soul." (from episode 1). Anyway, thanks!

[musosf]

Brilliant! And I'm not just saying that in hopes that my soul might not be swallowed.

[UniMehe]

yay! ep 3! I love this!

[Curttehmurt]

boy am I lucky, I just found this show last night there's already a new episode... Well Keep on truckin' you star spawn

[Mizzychan]

I can't tell you how much I've been waiting for this episode! Excellent job!!