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  • Your Fucking killing me man

    Can't stop laughing i should really stop watching all these but i dont want to.

  • I have sex for recess.

  • All hail the lemondrop master!

  • youre sexy when youre wearing a hoodie(;

  • If I take my pants off and masterbate ontop of my bed is that wild?

  • U forgot niggers

  • i did something wild...then i got arrested. i told the cop danny told me to do it and he said OH! i saw that one! ahaha hes the best wel i guess your free to go. HELLA YESS DANY!

  • i thought it was physically impossible to do a full revolution on normal chain swings. 

  • Nice hoody dan

  • To bad im mexican so we would be on opposite sides

  • Could u plz do a video on ducks u wud make my day..x

  • I'm in junior high and we still have recess so WHAT NOW!?!?!?!?! haha lol

  • You just turned me on when you took your shirt and sweater off grrr ...akward momenttt for mee...ANDDDD idc ;)

  • 1:10 so true, makes me laugh so hard

  • We have 15 minutes of freedom in school.

    Sometimes we go outside like Friday the whole grade went out (kinda)

  • why do you feel the need to strip in virtually every video??

    ...

    not that im complaining xD

  • It ain't recess! It's play time! That's how it is in Britain!!

  • this is accactly how my resses whent....xD

  • In england we call it 'play time' in lower school and now (yr 9) we call it lunch :P xox

  • IT IS SO HOT IM GONNA TAKE MY CLOTHS OFF

  • Danny, I think you get plenty of unstructured play :)

  • Lol XD

  • Lol I watch Danny in my 15 min, that's crazy and wild! Lol

  • danny. Iiiiiiiiiiii tryes lookin for you on facerbook. Buuuut no luck. It wont let meh x.x

  • @hahahayley I'm in 7th grade and I have resses and we have resses till college

  • I wish I still had recess. At my school they got rid of it at like 5th grade. Wtf right.? :D

  • hey, i lie to take drugs before vlogging too

  • Recess.....the 7th grade doesn't get it anymore.

  • Salvation from boredom! \m/

  • thumbs up if you really think danny went around th whole way

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  • Oh Danny I'm only 11 but we'd get along just... Fine :D

  • I LOVE BEARDS!!!!! I'm 11 but I want to marry some guy with really short hair and a beard ( hint hint)

  • i guess shirts r overrated

  • @heiiitsarii no, it just hot in there

  • TALK ABOUT ATOMS AND HOW THEY WORK!!! I NEEDS TO LEARNZ CHEMISTRY.

  • press six to see dani proposing us in marriage.

  • That wasn't Racist It was Recess!

  • i came here to love ur singing :)

  • ur so popular in the land of oz

  • Dont think everything is what it sounds like... Retard in French means late...

  • @gradualreport first of all ur awesome and keep up the good work and another thing is my little brother is a huge fan and I'm wondering if you can call or email him please his is turning 13 on 10-10-11

  • Danny u should do a vid on y people song in shower!!!!

  • (slow mo) allow the mind to be with the mind is to be see lol

  • RED ROVER RED ROVer..send the skinny, wimpy kid right over!!

  • yo dany y f***ing loooooove your vids please please please tell me how to survive a earthquake

  • full revolution??!!! :O my hero

  • what song are you singing at the beggining?

  • i thought it was reeces... you should do a video on them

  • This show is the best. Do u think u can do a show on why people commit suicide. Thanks , Scourge

  • Do a gradual report on how to have sex, Danny.

  • Adult recess is sex, Danny.... I though you would know that...

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  • Your on the swing until a bigger kid stands infront of it and knocks u out ahaha lol

  • PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS *HEY*

  • @mcmmc1999 SOAD

  • My school didn't have recess

  • pe is cool i mostley play dogeball

  • Please never cut your hair again ;c

  • OMFG DANNY YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY

    the mexicans get one side of the yard and the white kids get the other part LMAO

  • 0:51 I LOLOLOLOLOLOL'D

  • again without t shirt

  • Glad ur feeling better danny

  • faculté is college in FRANCHHHHE HAHAHHA

  • DANNY! ok iTunes is charging me with shot I didn't buy, I havent called yet because I want an.... Expert's opinion... So could you do a video on how to deal with apple?

  • i havent had recess since i was in 5th Grade ://

  • actually college is french for high school lol

  • CLICK 0 FOR EPIC SINGING

  • i had a dream i beat up someone... twice , how he talked about kids getting beaten up it reminded me of that lol

  • Hey now, you're so lonely, hey now, you're the one.

    I could watch this 4523559453580965 times! HAhahah.

  • i lost the game..

  • So did you actually go all the way around with a swing? because just thinking of that scared the fuckin piss outa me!

  • ha ha the 360 around the swing is funny cause its imposible

  • I was in such a bad mood before this video, but Danny made everything better. First I was like :( then i was like :D

  • Thanks again!!!! For yet another hysterical VIDEO!!! :-)

  • awkward moment when you were trying to take off your shirt and it got stuck on your head :$

  • what song is he singing lmao

    at the start that is

  • See, that last comment was funny because college in French means Junior High.

  • Any youtube underdogs here? hello i'm gonna start doing collab videos to help youtube underdogs like myself so if anyone is interested hit me up on my channel thanks! :)

  • I miss recess... (sad face)

  • College means middle school in french. not college. i don't know why.

  • @whoaCrystall Wait so I can go to a French middle school and say that I went to college?

    LIFE LOOPHOLE FOUND!

  • @squidvis college means school in português too. '-'

  • @whoaCrystall true dat^^

  • @whoaCrystall Well, considering many English words come FROM french, is probabbly some british twat.

  • @whoaCrystall

    because french came from latin, same to portuguese, ''Colégio'' means ''School''

  • whats a melato???

    

  • Thumbs up if recess is dead to you...

  • @AceTrainerChris lolz gud 1

  • i'm going out for recess in about 5 minutes then. =D ahhh sweet nothingness...i look forward to you.

  • oh dude...there is more school shit coming...!?!?!

  • Hey Danny, they just showed part of a clip of one of your videos on UK TV, where you said in one of your videos " Your Wife is going to give birth to a baby". It was on a program called 'Sex Lessons' on (channel 5 ✭) LOL

  • dear danny, u should do one on football (american version of course) cuz its hard to make football funny...plz dont make me sad danny

  • yo danny, please make a video why black cocks are bigger than white cocks :D

  • Hey Danny you should make a video about when both your dogs get loose and one runs one direction and the other runs the complete opposite. It happens all the time. That's how one of them died :'(

  • Good advice. i will do so

  • hahaha

  • Hey danny. Please oh please show us how to do a chinface :)

  • I'm mexican hahahaha XDDD

    and i'm not joking hahaha what he said is kind of true XD

  • i already LOL on 0:00

  • Audience!!! I've put up five videos of Danny live in Sydney on my YouTube channel! My name is the link. I invite you to check them out!!! Bxxx

  • random much

  • All the way around! Heh! full revolution.. masturbate on that! :D

  • do a show about laughing! explain why people laugh and what happens when we laugh!

  • Ish off to Univerrrrsity~ >D

  • It's Friday in Australia.. Does that count as a POST NOW? :)

  • @gradualreport Danny, can you do a show about magic? :D

  • yay tihs viedeo whas posted on my birthday ;)

  • Dear Danny,

    Can you learn us to cheat at tests?

    Lemmondrop

  • COLLEGE .. thats the shit hole that im off to now, to go and make new friends, and and fail at life :D <3 love you dannehh

  • It's Friday..... I'm a short fat kid and it's Friday right NOW!!!!

  • yes, everyone who works should get half an hour each day to go play in the McDonalds playground!

  • @johnisalegend2 lol I love that someone besides me was thinking that... :P

  • Dude you should totally do a video on cheaters or vampires :P lol your cool, stay cool! :)

  • YAY he used red rover. i mentioned it in back to school WOOO HOOO LOL. and i miss RECESS pronounced RRREECCCEEESSS

  • danny did it again #hitthespot 

  • Danny gettin naked.! Woohoo.!

  • "One time I went all the way around. A full revolution. I was a hero in some circles."

    I see what you did there.

  • danny! do a video on why men masturbate, or what you think of some drugs being illegal

  • that part about the swings brought back good memories

  • College, is like high school... with wayy more booze and sex. =/ that's about it.

  • press 4 realllllllly fast. while the video is running not when its over :) :)

  • did.. did you actually go "over the edge", as Recess puts it? i thought it was impossible!

  • I taught red rover to kids in China this summer!

  • i wanna go swing now lol

  • I love recess at my school

  • LOL Beginning was the best part!!

  • Is sex unstructured?

  • Don't go to college, it's an evil trap set up by the government to take all of your money (plus the money you don't have). Just work that minimum wage job the rest of your life and don't look back!!

  • Does anyone knows what is he singing at the beginning ? :D

  • Unnnsstttrrruuucttuuurrred....­.. Hmm..... Would, perhaps, sex fall under that category?

  • Seems like every day is recess for Danny xD

  • it's French for high school

  • Danny why are you aiming your video at what seems like children? I like your videos which have depth and a little bit of intellectuality....

  • Sounds back

  • I'm watchin this on my phone and there's no sound...but I bet its funny

  • Help me deal with my roommate!!!! Ima keel hurr!

  • YOUR SO WEIRD! But I kind if like it:)

  • Hey Danny! i was wondering if you could do a video on bullying at school, because your videos are so funny!

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  • dude, why is your shirt always off?

  • @TheRabbittsWebb Shirts are for squares.

  • @TheRabbittsWebb Dude... you dont know? The shirt.... can't handle.... TEH DANNEH.

  • IT'S MOTHER FUCKEN PLAY TIME!

  • the 'Collage' means craft in french smartie pants. Lol. But it means collage when you pronounce it differently. Haha.

  • u should do a show on what to bring when ur trying to bored an airplane well i guess what u shouldnt bring lol

  • WHERE IS THE INTRO?!?!?!

  • so...........masturbate?

  • College in french actually means middle school

  • HAHAHA PRESS 4. Danny looks soo funny :)

  • @gradualreport Hey, could you make again serbian lessons? :)

  • Danny you deserve like at least 200 000 subscribers more

  • PRES 88888 TO GET PORN GO ON TRY IT PRESS 888888

  • Danny...

    Make a video on how you should be stupied and why you shouldnt't be stupid.

    :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P !

  • Make a video on why i should and shouldnt commit suicide.

  • I like the Recess Peanut Butter Cups better. lol

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  • not even 30 seconds and im laughing my ass off.... I love you Danny.

  • Do a video on dejavou and the causes of it

  • i have the most understandable boner right now

  • dfdfdfdffd

  • During my recess, i just watched the girls develop their pole dancing skills....yes, girls i went to elementary school with use to twirl on the monkey bars poles like strippers....

  • MORE LIKE THIS OMG!!! :D AWSM!!

  • Danny im really nervous about college exams that start soon... Please help me to find some way to relax at home and at college before the exams start... PLEASE DANNY, YOUR MY BEST FRIEND ON THE INTERNET!

  • I wish you were my school teacher as i would be fulent in serbian whore slang and recess would have lasted all day.

  • @AceTrainerChris his videos are perfect the way they are. the reason why he is the best person on yt is because he doesn't listen to fags like you who try to improve what kant be improved.

  • yehhh

  • I always kicked kids asses there.

  • "I love you my little lemon-drops." XD Epic.

  • @Trumavarium you must be new here.