Rules of Attraction - Dinner Theater

[abbyr0820]

school sucks cock

[abbyr0820]

i love it 

[3edmey]

I love how he bows to them !!!!!!!!!!!

[meiwannacookies]

it sucks cockk-k-k-k-k! hahahahahah 

[SidChildOMine]

gangbang hhahah

[ashlovesgreenday]

Greatest scene evaaaaar. And Paul is hawt.

[gabbyandjuju]

i watched the movie but never understood their relationship! so is Dick gay? are they childhood friends or ex boyfriends!?

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

@gabbyandjuju both read the book

[scruffyfromki3]

dick u heard me, no your name is richard, sorry its dick muhahahahahah well dick how is school, IT SUCKS COOOOOOCK, and what classes are u taking dick YOUR MOM

[saj1702]

You know I think my next car is going to be blue, blue don't you think? A very dark blue, what do you think Paul?

[Chikawahboink]

And fuck you all very much

[twistaking]

it sucks coooooockkekke hmhmhm yeah it does

[Gvido69]

I think those who voted Dislike just were to wasted to push the right button

[carrienbigful]

“how is school?” .....” It sucks cockkkk...."

[fishman017]

I love how he slams the table and says, "Have a good one!" as he walks out. Great film.

[Hardyman1966]

See? We're relatively normal. :)

[rudeEMOboi]

awesoooooooomeeeeeee

havent seen this in years now.

rock the stage river

[WickedDealer]

The 4 people that disliked were Dick's mom, Paul, Paul's mom and the woman that clearly didn't have a good one.

[dOntFaZeMe]

Dick pulls off an oscar worthy performance in just 4 minutes.. sickness

[rocklove021]

@dOntFaZeMe hell yeah, he did an amazing performance...

[afkstudio]

Crazy white monkey belongs in the zoo.

[SekhmetMorgan]

i think my next car is going to be blue

[Jdub1515]

only 8 setups for 4 script pages - all on sticks ... played brilliant

[nickyq52]

it sucks coooooock

[mandazdahomie]

this is my favorite part of this whole movie !

[annaleekathryn]

HILARIOUS!!!



[starlettos86]

it sucks cock!!!!! best scene of the film! haha x

[Vampirechick141]

Paul should have just closed his legs. would have solved the problem

[BlackHoleSun1921]

Faye Dunaway. In a movie based on a Bret Easton Ellis novel. FTW.

[LeeF1179]

"You know.....I think my next car.... is gonna be blue."

CLASSIC

[ButtHaver1993]

LMFAO! are paul and dick a couple in the film?

[bensley56]

@ButtHaver1993 In the book it says that they used to be.

[hellolover99]

Dick has no relevance to the plot, but this was one of my favourite scenes. I wish his character had a bigger part.

[EzFlyers10]

@hellolover99

very little relevance but the absolute best scene of the movie. have quoted this scene a thousand times. at least.

[dwraify]

Ian is so hot

[WolfGirl4489]

4 people wish they were feeling up on Ians crotch. ...i must admit I am one of those people. ^-^

[nascara911]

@WolfGirl4489 I did'nt vote down and I wanna touch ians crotch!

[axreason]

this is hilarious!

[Glambert777]

3:29 - 3:35

XD

I love you Ian!

[fishman017]

Great film. My favorite is when he's walking out and he slams his palm down on someone's table and yells, "Have a good one!."

[pinkesquitschi]

haha Paul :D

[CroBabe0978]

LMFAO.

this guy is fucking hilariousss.

[damienlistensto]

4 people weren't taught oral sex workshop at school.

[MitsuruNao]

this guy is either a really really good actor or hes just plain out high LOL

[MrLiszthoven]

1:10 His reply couldn't have been better.

[thebethkira]

haha sooooooooooooo funny when he gets asked to leave the table ian is soooooo hot

[toirone]

fine humor

[europeintheworld]

He looks really gay and very charming

[KogasGurl13]

I SERIOUSLY think this dude is high and Ian's like "I have REALLY got to get out of here!"

LMAO

[Princesstayler9]

Ian's eyebrow twitch at the end haha love it! :)

[thuganomics84]

This guy is my fucking hero. Dik is the man, if i was half the man he was i'd rule. 1 funny muthafuka. If i ever have a kid i hope grows up to b jus like Dik. Wat a guy

[Iketurner77]

Best onscreen meltdown ever!

[mensahcarrelle]

nononononononono.... I will not leaaaaaave the taaaaable ! :))))

[summerfest120]

I love Ians face at 2:19

[videodromeangel]

It sucks COOOOOOOOOCK

[christaras9292]

JUST UNABLE TO STOP LAUGHING!! xD

[KristinaMullins]

I love how Dick is playing with Paul under the table. That is haliours.

[danteasdale]

well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!

[SkinsDegrassiGleek]

I love this scene!!

It's a total classic!

[decillisphoto]

worst acting ever

[Billstar197]

@decillisphoto

are you fucking serious...?

this is classic, only DIK (XD) could do something like that! :)

[zombiechaos89]

Why? WHHHHY? LEAVE THE TABLE!!!! Fine. Fuck you, fuck you, and FUCK YOU, PRETTY BOY!

Fuck you all very much!

[zombiechaos89]

Dick. Dick. You heard me. Its DICK! *slams fist on table*

How's school, Dick?

It sucks COOOOOCKKKK!

HAHAHAHA this is by far my favorite scene besides Paul and Richard (Dick), dancing on the bed.

[robzombiegurl98]

this is my favorite part...he was too funny to only have tht little time in the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bei8ze]

Jim Carrey wannabe .. but he f-cked it up :)

[truemoon77]

i love this scene best part of the movie!

[imon2u]

mm.. ciggy

[Universal131]

Ellis said he felt the movie that truly captured the essence of one of his novels was The Rules of Attraction

[boingmgroin]

Check out my 5 minute video titled Rob Zombies Bible Study. If your a fan of this movie, youll probably like it. It features some of the same music!

[katarzyna1113]

i love this i would like take a lesson of oral sex if my teacher will be ian

[tammy628]

and fuck you all very much!!! ::bow::..... DOPE lol

[rayblack2004]

crackhead lol

[MRB16th]

Absolutely hilarious!

[Jacyndaisawesomexx]

I have laughed harder than i have ever laughed from a scene in a film.... lol love it <3

Ian Somerhalder has gorgeous eyes... <3 

[neji23x]

haha lol

[neji23x]

haha

[mztgood]

Wish this wasn't disabled...it needs to be shared!

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

everytime im forced to go someplace and older people not even my parents really like ask me "how is school Jackson?" i say "yeah its going good"

in my head i really want to say "IT SUCKS COOOOOOOOOCK"

[inuyashalovesme213]

fuck yooou pretty boy! xD

dick be crazy! lol

[splitenzfreak1980]

Best way to deal with the boredom of a shitty restaurant experience! Always makes me roll around on the floor!

[JadenTheCoolGuy]

I need WAY more friends like Dick :P

[imon2u]

I'd hangout with Dick sometime.. if you know what i mean.

[derlich09]

IT'S DICK!!!

[xoxoangexoxo]

hes like a dog ahahaha

[twlightsaga109]

"so how is school ?"

"it sucks cock!!!!"

i love this guy i do love the classes he named lol

[WieIsHierDeSnackbar]

My name's not richard, It's DICK

[theRoyKILLERwar]

thanks for posting.... <3

[freakzter]

i love this part, too funny!

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

@Stepanskiy23

yeah that would have been fuckin awesome.

[mengle2004]

i love this scene

[SethHesio]

Always reminds me of Hunter S Thompson.

[MatrixSoldier]

Die Regeln des Spiel: Wie heißt der Song der im Film ab der 14:26 Minute läuft?

Whats the name of the Song that start at 14:26 Minutes?

[XXXXXXILOVEHIMXXXXXX]

AND FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!!!!!!! LOL : ]

[jazevoo]

first fuck YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU is the best.

[egorlike]

one of the best scenes in the movie

[jumpoutatree]

That guy is the funniest guy he knows. I'm glad to see his acting career really took after this.

[skinheadcurbstomp]

Gangbang 101, freebase tutorial and oral sex workshop.

[MrSlezina]

IT SUCKS COCK-K-K-K-K

[129greenhaze]

its Dick that what go me this is the funniest thing ever

[xomgxitsxmex]

hilarious and i love this scene, but a little too much jim carrey

[Jejegirly]

and fuck youuuuu pretty boy xD

[666Winterdemon666]

i was high in this scene with a friend xD we laugh so fucking much by this scene lol

[kelsxrunsxthis]

and...oral sex workshoooP.

lmfao. favorite scene.

[pipiboudain]

the actor that plays dick is overdoing it. kind of ridiculous. Sticking to the exact dialogue in the book would have been much more efficient.

[rounick]

@pipiboudain Actually,he's f-ing brilliant,absolutely nailed it.You would agree too,if you had met kids like this.Yes there are kids like this,at least used to be when I was that age 10 years ago..

[Webkinzfanz302]

wait so wht happens next after the dinner scene

[snyper7744]

@Webkinzfanz302 rent the movie u sack of shit.

[Webkinzfanz302]

@snyper7744 jackass

[Webkinzfanz302]

@snyper7744 jackass, ASSHOLE!!!

[snyper7744]

@Webkinzfanz302 :)

[sweetnitemare103]

this had to be one of the most hardest scenes they had to do.because if that was me i wouldent be able to keep a straight face.

[macco360]

great cameo by fay dunaway

[MorganBatChava]

My best friend & I saw this movie once, in theaters, and we STILL quote this scene to this day.

[kisameunlimited]

It's Dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alesana4lyfe]

lmao he reminds meh of the grinch

[zombiemonster]

Roger Avery is such an underrated director, this scene is golden

[somelik0200]

HAHAHA,brilliant!!! btw, who knows the  piano music at 3:06?

[MsEricSuperFan]

fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu and you and you.....jk...lol

[zombiemonster]

It's DICK!

[skinwalkerxxx]

gay guy is insane

[amees1000]

0:51 DICK!!

[Insanedonut]

my name is not richard :O~~~~~~~~~

[tinboy1227]

hahaha great scene

[MiltonProductions]

rock and roll

[readinggrl92]

"it sucks coooockkkkk"

[HendrikUuli]

one of my favourite movies

[Brittmarie1337]

"mm, ciggi"

[MatthewWBooze]

Why the fuck is the embedding disabled? It's not like YOU own the rights to this. Don't be a tool.

[keb11]

I didn't disable it. Youtube did, recognizing the content owner as Lionsgate (and not me).

I am annoyed as well.

[vontrappster]

@MatthewWBooze

agreed. it's so fucking annoying

[makeithurtful]

BETTER than American Psycho

[001Balehead]

@makeithurtful Are you kidding? American Psycho had ... I dunno, a certain pizzazz to it, whilst this is just ... crude. AP was much more interesting, and explored the concepts of madness and ... it was just generally WOW. This film is just crude and kind of kitchy to tell the truth. None of the true Bret Easton-Ellis to it. I am VERY GLAD that hristian Bale didn't reprise his role as Patrick, as this film is terribyl, and quite cringeworthy.

[shasta723]

not as good as american psycho

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

best non main charecter in a movie ever

[GlamBalam]

And how are you liking that... DICK! ahah

[Lucky1203]

love this scene...too funny!! I love that guy!

[CerpinTaxt37]

IT'S DICK!

[RioXavier]

I will not leeeeave the table!

[drewskee67]

I saw this @ the Varsity in Toronto. So brutally hung over that I couldn't eat, even tho thre's a wicked tasty Middle Eastern place next door. Still amazed that I didn't piss myself watching this.

[chekopacheko]

It sucks cooooockkkk!!! omg so epic scene

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

thats the general theme of these Brett Easton Ellis books, there is really no flipping out, no catharsis, no honesty things keep ging the way they are going

[Kathrineee1]

Please what´s the name of song which started in the end of this video? I can´t find it! Thanks for answer!:))

[thatgrrlvp]

i can't find the song either-it's so good & NOT on the soundtrack!! PLEASE let me know if you hear the name from anyone & i'll do the same for you,ok? thx!!

[Kathrineee1]

I promise I´ll contact you if I found it :) I have known what song it is but i´ve forgotten it :/

[Kathrineee1]

Thank you :))

[labouroflust]

"When I Get You Alone" by Robin Thicke.

Cheers.

[townsjim]

that bloke is a twat

[captainroger]

I know but how funny would he be at a boring family do!

[Ch3rryLyric5]

no, no, no, i will not leave the table, noooooo-wah!

the sound he makes at 2:42, and then says "im outta here..... HAVE A GOOD ONE!"

XD LMAO!!!!

[captainroger]

Love that bit!

[nixons26]

whatta a DICK!!

[drpepper242]

My name is not.... Richard *puff*

Oh... well then, what is it?

Diiick.

what??

DIIIIICK. You heard me. (dick).

Nooo. Your name is Richard.

Sorry, it's Dick. *puff*

[rockstarbabiii]

"It sucks coooock" lmfao!

[drpepper242]

Wow so many good quotes from this scene alone... I need to get this movie!!!

[snapcrackleandpop99]

Is the author telling tales aboutthe nature his real life here...um...way to be not so obvious maybe...hahaha.

[VegaOmega23]

thats the best part of the whole movie

[AlexBellis666]

I love it. He acts like a 5 year old.

[snapcrackleandpop99]

More like a 4 year old beyond his depth.

[elleoneiram]

yeah that's how i act when i have to go back to school...

[mustardstane]

fuck you all very much!!!

[xVReeves]

twhyyyyyy!?

[Burntlego]

"Leave the table now, Richard"

"WHYYY? Whyyyyyy? Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!"

Hahahahaha.

[ClaudiaV15]

hilarious :))) great movie

[Tabooenator]

It sucks COCCCKKKK

[bacorinne]

I will not LEEEAVE the table!

[jshrubz]

"Hmm....ciggy."

[vanderlot]

How are you liking that 'DICK'?

[eme456]

HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!! (slams hand on table)

[Mnemic07]

FUCK YOOOU__OOOO!

AND FUCK YOU PRETTY BOY!!!

hahahaha

[JoshinSGV]

fucking hillarious!!!

[gaoty222]

the foot the best shot wow

[outlier1985]

Fucking classic. I love this movie. XD