Kaner's Drunk Rally Speech

[XxBlackhawkzxX]

how is he drunk. hes just being humble and funny

[onla123]

@cody6712 Ha ha ha imma girl. And I was just saying, no need to go bitch on me jeez

[redwingfan238]

I wouldn't make a joke about the cab driver incident, it's pretty pathetic that he did that when he has all of that money. He should've been suspended or fined

[onla123]

he is more plastered than i was after prom!

[cody6712]

@onla123 ha ha ha classic bro!!! Shut the fuck up

[sick10gh3]

11 people were also beat up in the cab.

[gadeela]

lol chicago as a city is legit and im a fan of th ebulls but the blackhawks can lick my balls. kane is a fucken loser too his doc told him to chew on his mouthgaurd to get rid of his habit of nibbling on cock

[flemitis]

@gadeela when was the last time you had the game winning goal in the stanley cup?

[gadeela]

@flemitis all the time dude, dont u hear of sports fans winning championships from sitting on their ass at home? smart response man. lol im sorry if i offended you but kane is a piece of shit and i shouldnt say n e thing else cause hes performing horribly this season.

[flemitis]

@gadeela i'm pretty sure he's more successful than you'll ever be.....

[Shazzamnwithoutus]

holy fuck, no class

[bullettomy7thheart]

LOL @ cab driver joke!! Had me crying!

[gio8284]

classless bunch of losers!!! Stick to basketball Byfuglien u fat goof!!!!!!

[TheBlackhawkfan19]

@gio8284 If you're such a basketball fan then why are you watchin this?

[ImminentDeparture]

quite sober if you ask me

[Jaymeson27]

I can tell ya one thing... if Toronto won the cup I wouldn't have to say jack shit about the noise level

[Camsk897]

the ten dislikes are all Michael Leighton

[StevenChristianson93]

I liked that Hawks team better, since they got separated the team haven't been as cool since they won the cup.

[StukInBuf]

Drink up, Kane... you EARNED it!

[MormonJew]

go beat up a cabbie and go flyersss

[BruinsBest]

@MormonJew Flyers fans jumped a veteran after losing the winter classic.

[gombagod]

@BruinsBest A Bruins fan jumped the Tampa Bay lightening mascot after the mascot sprayed him with silly string LMFAO

[joe579003]

@gombagod And he was BOUNCED

[BruinsBest]

@gombagod Actually no, he didn't jump him.. but clearly.. you just stated the mascot wronged him..

[gombagod]

@BruinsBest Actually, yes, he did jump him. When you push someone from behind (whose wearing a plush costume that he can barly move in) that's considered a "jump" in my neck of the woods.

But you're right; I'm sure that inept, overweight, bandwagon Bruins fan will be mentally scarred for life by having sillystring sprayed on him. I'm the same. One time, my 5 year old niece slapped me on my knee, unprovoked, and said "you're it". I dropkicked her in her face. I wonder if she's out of her coma.

[BruinsBest]

@gombagod Actually yeah, when you are a paying customer at a game, it is not right that your are sprayed with Silly String for simply cheering for the opposing team. And, pushing somebody,. that has a padded costume on, that's not jumping somebody by any standards. Even Tampa Bay agrees, they fired their mascot after the incident.

[chewynickerson]

@gombagod

LMFAO, fucking hilarious

[MormonJew]

@BruinsBest i saw it on film. we're talking about athletes or fans?

[jraybay]

YEHESSSSS! KANER'S A LEGEND.

[sethy2004]

Only Kaner can assault a cab driver and turn it into a running joke with thousands of people.

[elieugene100]

buisness in the front party in the back. ten years later, ummm just the party in the back

[4evermusiclover1]

I love Kane-3

One of the best players on the Hawks.

[RingingHeldentenor]

Don't know why they traded Byfugly .. he was insane in that cup win ...

Kane beating on old cabdrivers ... not good ... not funny ...

[newyoik2]

how can you hate a guy with that kind of flow?

[mabbeman]

my god byfuglien is black!

[westyjr1000]

@mabbeman hes brown!!!!!!!!!!!

[matde100]

look how fucking ripped he is when he says chicago

[PatrickKanee88]

Lmaooo gosh I love this guy. Its soo funny stop hatingg

[ryanhunsinger]

SPORTS STARS, CELEBRITIES, ETC GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH!!!

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PUBLIC'S REACTION & OUTRAGE IF THIS VIDEO WAS SHOWN ON THE 6 O'CLOCK NEWS ON AN NBC AFFILIATE AND IT WAS WITH A 50 YEAR OLD HOMELESS BLACK MAN WHO HAD ROBBED A LIQUOR STORE A YEAR AGO, AND IN THE INTERVIEW HE KEPT JOKING AROUND AND GIVING "SHOUT-OUTS TO ALL THE LIQUOR STORE OWNERS OUT THERE WENT ON... THERE WOULD PROBABLY EVEN BE CALLS FOR A PUBLIC HANGING!!!!

[VeinerSnitzle]

Can anyone explain the cab driver references? I don't think anyone gets it but Hawk fans. I'm guessing its an inside joke or something?

[felinist]

@VeinerSnitzle A couple years ago Kane was arrested for allegedly beating up a cab driver with his cousin over 20 cents since he was drunk, so that's what he's talking about when he talks about the cab drivers LOL

[YankeeClipper1121]

@VeinerSnitzle He gets fucked up and needs a ride home....

[NasreenN101]

i'm a canucks fan! how could anyone hate him <3

[westyjr1000]

stfu2 still gettting drunk isn't right so suck it tribeck

[adsbuckeye3]

@westyjr1000 Its Trebek...

[westyjr1000]

@adsbuckeye3 screw you

[adsbuckeye3]

@westyjr1000 Don't be pissed at me you failed english, asshole.

[isamtheman87]

dude he's not drunk! of course he was drinking but hes not drunk! he's just having fun :D

[destruct02]

for all the cabs driver out there, thank you very much !

[bieberxoxo22]

dude.. u cant blame him for being drunk.. whoo wouldnt?!

[BFinFlavin]

you cant learn what kanes got

[Tyweb10]

@westyjr2000 who wouldn't be drunk during this?

[Valorisblack]

That dude on the pole haha DEEEEEEEEETTTTTRRRRRRROOOOOIII­IIIT hahaha

[xxaimpiratexx]

damn I wish I was there

[westyjr1000]

from him going to giving toys to needy on his 21 birthday to being drunk when giving a speech to millions of people!!!!!!!!!!!???????????/

[AaronRodgersIsHot]

@westyjr1000 Oh STFU! He's 21 he can drink if he fuckin wants to! So get off your high horse jerk

[supermansbro100]

look at that bastard at 0:15

[ForeverMusicMan]

i like whenever he speaks in public his voice drops a few octaves then slowly returns to the boyish voice! haha

[derekawolff24]

haha Soupie is like, "Fuck, why is everyone hammered??"

[CrackTownPooner]

did anyone else think Dustin sounded like Coach Hines from madtv???

[nieminono31]

i agree fuck all u kane haters..he scored the winning goal in the stanley cup and this season he is doing decent but give him a break he hasnt been sober since they won it all

[yellowtuesday]

kane is incredible

[thetruth377]

patrick kane needs a beating

[AaronRodgersIsHot]

@thetruth377 I'll be happy to beat him and then he can beat me if he wants ;)

[BeAsTmAn80416]

lmfao. im a wings fan but this is funny as hell

[Flyersfan2018]

is that jayson worth in the back left?

[trioxyz7]

ok you HAVE to love this

[Emlee05]

Drunk Kaner is the best. Soupy laughing at him. lol

[theDUKE8PUKE]

eh? he's not drunk.he just sounds like he is

[LTrojanowski1]

you can tell hes not drunk because the noise would give him a headache, hes hammered, because he cant hear the noise.

[dlugosfamily6]

he is not drunk

[ROCKETS2965]

This kid's gonna end up getting in some kind of trouble because he cant manage to lay off the liquor.

[Kartkid024]

@ROCKETS2965

Cause he went drinking after winning the cup??? I'm pretty sure he wasn't the only one drunk that day. and he isn't even that drunk.

[ROCKETS2965]

@Kartkid024

Yeah lol, because that's the only time he's ever drank before...

[Kartkid024]

@ROCKETS2965

And you know all of the other times he has been drinking. I'm assuming this is the only time you have ever seen him drunk. Its not like its not ok for him to drink, he wasn't the only one drunk that day, he got drunk for a reason that probably the majority of people get drunk, they won the cup what did you expect them to do, go pop open sparkling grape cider and be happy they won.

[SoutHcouGars2010]

I was at the parade, couldn't get any where near this platform though it was hell. But I got a good picture of Kaner holding a bottle of something while riding by lol.

[FiFonFinkle]

0:26 If you can't hear them than you've obviously taken too many hits to the head.

[fatredpanda24]

"CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­"

[silvercivik]

One more fucking reason I hate the Shitcago Blackcocks

[gdwhat]

Hammmmmered. Love it.

[hockeylova28]

0:18 u see a guy on a pole with no shirt haha

[TeamDnZo]

He's gone

[Daarko15]

Anyone else think Big Buff sorta sounds like coach hines?

[izzybizzyliz]

hahahah. classy.

[mUslcfrEAk]

bufflin is gay as shitt... i dont even care how bad i butchered his name...

[geckoisgiko]

@mUslcfrEAk stfu faggot

[stevekach]

no class.....

[AaronRodgersIsHot]

Fuck all you Kaner haters!

[127flyby]

@AaronRodgersIsHot your right..fuck all the homo haters

[Iamkc1487]

lmao my cousin is here

[MrUsername1324]

0:30 wheres woldo

[troy944]

@MrUsername1324 found him

[patarminiscootblade]

CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHICGOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[m420carbine4]

I thought he was going to give the belt to the fans. sorry i guess i live in la la land.

[trioxyz7]

Hes so drunk is hilarius

[omgitsaidsyay]

A drunk and a hoodlum. Great for the NHL. Now all we need are some steroid users.

[omgitsaidsyay]

@omgitsaidsyay I don't care that he's black, but his comment "Yo what up shortaaaaaaay" Was fucking stupid. Go back to the ghetto.

[rocooak]

@omgitsaidsyay we already got those too lol

[PoXPuLar]

Recorded with a HD Toaster?

[izzybizzyliz]

ahaha

[sethy2004]

Kane beats the shit out of a can driver and it is a running joke throughout Chicago.

If I beat the shit out of anything id be sentenced to anger management.

[jennilyn66]

Yeah, he was drunk. But it was still a very nice speech.

[nahmonky12]

#bombed

[carbonfiberfan]

not bad for a kid with a mullet

[MMilitia2006]

@carbonfiberfan Not bad for someone who's going to be bald by 27.

[carbonfiberfan]

@MMilitia2006 or maybe a skullet? A half bald half mullet combo?

[MUSICxSPORTS13]

oh this was the most fun ive ever had lol

[Masterown35]

that parade was fucking ridiculous. people were climbing on streetsigns, hopping fences. i hope that its not like this next time

[LocoGroove]

What a dickhead

[08alexovechkin08]

Right dickered. haha.

[TheHockeyKid811]

lol

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

I want to lick his american asshole

[omg0610]

love this video he is so hot <3

[duckking09]

Haha I like how they both mention the cab incident. But that was really fuckin stupid for 20 cents hahahaa

[ggilbz]

the goal is the goal that bobby orr scored against st. louis in overtime

[enaKToews]

Almost passed out 5 times that day...worst humidity ever. How this kid stayed alive, i have no idea.

[rapadmirer]

r0fl kane is drunk as fuck

[kelseyhaha]

hahaha he's so fuckin sloshed

[jennilyn66]

Kaner is south buffalo irish. What do you expect? :) Love this kid.

[broskiguy]

lmao he looks so out of it in the beginning when hes like CHICAGOOOOOOOO

[xoblahblahblahxo88]

Ok so I'm like a huge hawks fan like my parents have season tickets and all that good stuff and I love Kaner but I heard this story at the 2011 convention... So kaner was at a bar a few weeks after they won the cup so he was like totally drunk and someone went up to him and they asked him to sign their jersey (which was like the real 500$ ones) and he drew a penis on it!!

[rachelx1129]

@xoblahblahblahxo88 lmfao. that's hilarious.

[crosbyesmio1]

Leave it to kaner to end up drunk... lol

Love the hawks!

[hibrett987]

That was nuts my group got crazy and climbed the street poles

[MmmmmBert4]

what a douche

[ThePENNY1999]

if that boy can walk up those stairs ... he is not blackhawk drunk! uhh hehe .... lol im a red and white boston fan that means i like Boston and DETROIT BABY!!! BEST TEAM EVER!! lol i just wanted to say somthing good about there team

[youngsturr23]

You just gotta love Kaner, even when he has the biggest hangover haha <3.

[LiViNgFeAr12]

i was there jesus it was nuts!!!!

XD

[gosox25]

He looks so fucking hammered hahaah

[Blackhawksluv23]

I watched this so many times and it never gets old:-)

[Kokeacola99]

CHICAGO!!!! just look at his hand motions....and he almost threw up at 0:47

[OhNoLastNightx3]

Ditched school for this parade, completly worth it

[kfizzle441]

hahah buff talks like coach hines from madtv

[ToniteImPuckingYou]

Chicagooooo!

[beachgirlie07]

"to all the cab drivers out there...i love ya!" lmao

[fintipable]

@beachgirlie07 what does that comment mean? :D

[beachgirlie07]

@fintipable If you know why he was arrested a few years ago, you'll understand what it means...

[kaspererkungen21]

@beachgirlie07 Awesome 88 thumbs !

[TheMusicisbad]

Kane is a skid.

[dt089]

Kane is the fucking man

[felinist]

@HannaahBurns what are you talking about? :P

I am Canadian too btw :)

[HannaahBurns]

@felinist I thought their celebrations were insanely different, which made them funny! Kane goes and gets drunk, well deserved though, haha. But Toews had his parade and such, and got a lake named after him. It's weird :P

[rachelx1129]

@HannaahBurns this video is about kane. so if you don't like him gtfo.

[HannaahBurns]

@rachelx1129 didn't say I didn't like him at all. I love the hawks actually. I grew up watching them :)

[RadioFiasco]

@HannaahBurns I'm pretty sure "THE GOAL", if you of course put it in all caps, was scored by Bobby Orr.

[HannaahBurns]

@RadioFiasco I meant "Sidney Crosby, the golden goal" :)

[juzu4me]

@RadioFiasco The goal was scored by Paul Henderson in 1972. It's here on youtube, probaby the biggest goal ever in hockey

[breathetard]

@HannaahBurns fuck you guins are worse than the fly boys now

[HannaahBurns]

@breathetard ......... I'm not even going to bother arguing. Let's go pens.

[malasrpkinjaruza]

hahahahaha this is hilarious

[WC7495]

Goddamn this day was ungodly hot. Could not imagine being piss drunk and wearing a hockey sweater for a couple hours.

[Jamalindaboxfulotit]

@WC7495 pretty sure thats called living the dream.

[justdropem]

lol any drunk man second famous last words "Let me tell you something.." famous last words  just one more ha