Never Mind the Buzzcocks S22E10 (Part 1)

[sameelatif]

OMG i just realised they always have the least interesting guests sitting on the outside and the interesting/pretty/stupid people on the inside!! mind: blown

[slack3rb1tch]

Theres dozens of daytime TV shows and Mathew Wrights happens to be the only liberal progressive one (over than live with Gabby Logan).That is why I love him and no one should dis him. That is all.

[BlckComb]

Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg Mette Lindberg............ That is all.

[timeforheroes891]

how much does Matthew Wright look like the yellow paedo from sin city? It just hit me! always wondered why his face freaked me out.

[hanhorror]

Lee Ryan's film looks freaking awful...

[Grooverfc]

Mette is so gorgeous...

[AreYuuDizzy]

Ah this show. It's like Mark Lamar was the father but the parents got a divorce and Simon Amstell was ant part of my life as my stepfath left for artistic reasons and since then mother has had a string of lovers but none of them can replace my dads.

[LeKtiCJ]

Matthew Wright looks like a combination of Frank Skinner and Matt Baker.

[Joannime]

Anyone else then Mark Watson would make a good heir to the throne of Buzzcocks? JS ;)

[misszotee]

ever since katy brand took the piss out of the killers i'v hated her , it wasn't even a good parody

[disgracelanduk]

@misszotee Fair dos, though. The Killers ARE shite, after all. ;)

[misszotee]

@disgracelanduk erm no their not?

[disgracelanduk]

@misszotee Oh but they are.

[misszotee]

@disgracelanduk NO THEY'R NOT. THEY ARE IMMENSE

[disgracelanduk]

@misszotee I pity your ears.

[misszotee]

@disgracelanduk i pity ... YOUR LIFE .. yeah

[disgracelanduk]

@misszotee Yeah...it's a hard life not liking shit music.

[misszotee]

@disgracelanduk watch it , they'r not called the killers for no reason (couldn't be more cheesy )

[disgracelanduk]

@misszotee They are so called because one listen and you wish they were dead and start plotting their murder.

[misszotee]

@disgracelanduk erm eeeerrr , hang on just trying to think of a come back .......... i'll plot ur murder ! yeah thats it ...

[disgracelanduk]

@misszotee I can't compete with a rapier-sharp wit like that. ;)

[misszotee]

@disgracelanduk lol. ok i'll try better , ur mum ?

[x360rampagex]

I remember watching this on TV thinking, wow, that's Mette from The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. THAT'S RIGHT AMSTELL I AM ONE OF THE 198 PEOPLE WHO KNOW AND LOVE THEM!

[RyanGiggsOBE]

mette lindberg is the worlds most beautiful woman ever. love AGT and im seeing them in a few months

i miss simon as host to, bring bill bailey back as host

[Generation1Terrorist]

thumbs up if you had heard of the asteroids galaxy tour before this episode and the heineken advert

[dandanthepumpkinman]

Anybody know the name of the Asteroid Galaxy Tour song they play when introducing Mette?

[silverageband]

around the bend @dandanthepumpkinman

[TheNameIsntSam]

i actually quite liked The Heavy, its worth watching tbf. not the best but a good 3 stars id say

[Tarzipan58]

@49Ibanez I think having noel fielding as team captain kinda makes up for simon leaving

[maarjibear]

The akward thing is that The Heavy did go syraight to DVD X)

[fuckalluhoes91]

@maarjibear clearly its got lee ryan in it

[49Ibanez]

these never get old :D

I can't believe that they still air this show, it is awful now simon left, they should have cancelled it when he quit

[jrockpunk1]

mette is so pretty

[beckybond9]

I adore this show, I laugh at the jokes, then get the jokes, so I laugh again, and then Simon laughs and I laugh. AgainXD Its so funny how Simon hates blue so much :)

[thomasgbragg]

Huge props for uploading these. I live in Aus, and whilst we do have our own example of this - spicks and specks - it does not even go close to NMTB. And being able to watch these I really appreciate. Top shelf humour - and banter like only the english can get away with

[jettison27]

Mark Watson is a fantastic comedian. I saw him live once and he was amazing from the very start, set up with a word document and typing hilarious things as people were walking in. Plus his anecdotes are simply awesome.

Having said that, the guests on this episode are disappointingly boring and meh-worthy.

[RyanGiggsOBE]

:O it stopped when he got to mette. dammit

[20cFilmWannabe]

katy brand wtf

[seldoms33nkid]

@20cFilmWannabe This is the second time I've seen her now, she's about as funny as cancer

[20cFilmWannabe]

@seldoms33nkid i know she gets sympathy laughs, she not the least bit funny

[wiggaroo]

Its funniest when Katy Brand tries to be funny and is rewarded with silence...

[bohochic1234]

I reckon Lee isnt actually as dumb as he makes out cause after he says '..what?' to Simon he gives him a wee wink. Sly. I do have a small love for him.

[1878Bernie]

Thought katy brand was meant to be funny?

[visitplanetmike]

@1878Bernie Nope. Not at all. Would love to meet the moron that told the fat cow she's funny. So annoying!

[Yuvna1]

From wikipedia (about the Heavy): "The film was released on 16 April 2010 direct to DVD in the United States and received a limited theatrical release in the UK on the same day."

[LoonShia]

@Yuvna1 The Heavy? Of "You are credit to team!" fame?

@visitplanetmike Whoa there, nelly.

[UrMumLovesElectro]

i think mette is so ridiculously pretty.

[concretepoo]

a text message... had me on the floor

[missgertudex]

Is it just me or does Matthew Wright look quite like a younger Frank Skinner?x

[llgAmMZll]

LEE ,, i love your smile <3

[MunjieJump]

it's pretty funny that "the heavy" did actually go straight to dvd

[chups987]

so funny that simon could only wait 30 seconds before laying in to lee ryan, hah!

[ANANASJE1985]

do admire for Lee (and Anthony Costa when he was on) for being such a good sport

[inforthelose]

Oh, so this is what Luna's been doing after Hogwarts.

[theonemattock]

Never liked Blue's music but the two members have been great on this show- they knew what they were in for!

[lightningbat1618]

I like simon's shirt XD

[ohwellyeah2]

lol

Lee Ryan and Antony Costa were both good sports about their ribbing. Unlike that silly Preston boy. Good for the Blue boys. :)

[LauritZenc]

Simpsons did the random number joke years ago zzzzzzzz

[FrankCostanzasLawyer]

@LauritZenc The Simpsons did everything before everybody else. Deal with it! XD

[LauritZenc]

@FrankCostanzasLawyer Buzzcocks is usually a bit more innovative than that - a bit of a letdown!

[theScrubsloverr]

i love how to episodes later, there is no mention that its the 200th episode. big love simon amstel <3

[Cwissie81]

Wow, Lee Ryan really is dumb as soup isn't he? I wonder how much of the sarcasm just goes straight over his head?

[nobbly24]

lol everytime lee buzzes that noise the make :-)

[ComboMaX]

its not a text message is it?.....classic :)

[MrJana008]

what is the name of the song played when that blonde was introduced?

btw thnx 4 da uploads

[ComboMaX]

i have to say lee took a good old battering and he took it like a man unlike preston....well done to lee...u stuck it out and took it...

[mallikahd]

Lee knew they were going to take the piss out of him and still went on AND took it really well, so props to him.

[mallikahd]

Simon FINALLY got Lee Ryan on the show. :p

[Aylviana]

Wow. They target Lee Ryan so much. love buzzcocks. !

[j0njn]

The Heavy isn't all that bad. (But Lee Ryan is hardly in it, if anyone wonders.)

[brunesmask]

love the asteroids galaxy tour :) so happy they invited mette to buzzcocks!

[jemlucy]

Yes Thank you Phil - we all love these episodes - I think Simon is brilliant!!!

[xArmagideonTime]

I don't really like Lee Ryan that much but he took the abuse from Simon pretty well xD

[SlockNCFC191]

"It's not really crazy golf here in the UK, like if you come with your cock out you won't be allowed in" xD xD xD

[mackinasack]

i love mette!!1

[850kell531]

kate brand was on peep show wasnt she?

[sophieepstein14]

the heavy came out in april this year....wow, definitely on the flecks of first rate

[TheLeisurePirate]

I can't believe I had never seen this episode before. What kind of bumbling idiot am I to have missed this in the youtube related videos scroll?

[0saintclark0]

Lees idiot persona thingy is obviously true, look at the little wink just after 7.25.

[flalondon]

Ok thank you mate I will do that. all the very best

[flalondon]

Mate thanks for what you are doing uploading these epsodes, I live in UK for few years and now am back home here in Brazil, I love the buzzcocks so much, do you think I can buy the series on dvd at all if i write to the bbc?

thanks

[PhiMine]

@flalondon I don't think so. But you can search for the episodes on the internet and burn them to a dvd.

[cuntgobbler]

@flalondon They only released one best of dvd in 2003 when Mark Lamarr hosted it and not Simon Amstell, if you type it in on amazon you shoud find it

[mattwatson09]

@flalondon theres a best off buzzcoks dvd on sale im not sure where from though 

[bricksalegend]

@flalondon try amazon

[14bc]

@flalondon I want a Buzzcocks mug and you can't get them either

[imissrose123]

I adore Simon's little curly mess of hair at the front. <3 it's so cute, like everything else about him!

[WidarsHall]

Lee's a really good sport, kudos to him for that!

[neilwilson557]

that we blond thing is pure fit

[cam90684]

@neilwilson557 couldn't agree more. she's so cute!!! i would have her lol

[FulchesterUnited]

"A twat throwing money to some other twats" is a great line...

[svincent86]

simon might be one of my favorite people in the world

[mikenewton83]

that kate brand what ever here name is is not funny what so ever `! she is shitter than shit

simon on the other hand is genius and should get his arse back on buzzcocks !

[jograzka]

Sorry to bother you mate but what was Simon's first episode on Buzzcocks?

[PhiMine]

@jograzka S18E02 (Guesthosted)

[jograzka]

@PhiMine and did he carry on hosting after that?

[PhiMine]

@jograzka He only hosted one episode of the serie 18, but he started presenting full-time in the serie 19 until the serie 22.

[jimbobeire]

@PhiMine and which ones where he was guest and Lamarr was hosting? That was a good one. S13 E08, and S16 E11?

[PhiMine]

@jimbobeire Yes. I've posted them already.

[jimbobeire]

@PhiMine Many thanks. Much appreciated.

[deadxkorps]

Thank you for uploading all of these, really! It's just fantastic!

[backto1960]

"you are being quite vaque about the date but it will definitely come out"

LMAO!!!!

[psychobollox]

Mette's gorgeous!

[XAnneTinkerbellX]

Lee seems ragin haha funny !

[Ellystar125]

can someone upload the russel brand episode that didn't air. i really want to watch it. simons hair is soo funny in this episode

[seanjosephhayes]

lee ryan is a tit and Mark Watson is class lol... It's not bitches it's biatches... Erm, no it's not Lee lol...

[aampow]

@hostattack At this point, Buzzcocks had been on air for 12 years, and he's just referred to Katy Brands show as "a mere TV fart" for being on air for two series. I don't get it at all, and neither does Katy if you watch her after he said it...

[loveress]

Matthew Wright's only said like three sentences and I'm aready replused by him. He's a gifted, gifted man.

[trackkz]

simon was d best host

[hellohello66666]

lee ryan is a tremendous twat

[JaegerVonFunkenstein]

Matthew Wright is a turd.

[doblecoyote]

Mark Watson is so cute in a clumsy, stuttering kind of way.

I lurve him xD

[StarringHilary]

can i just say, phimine, that i genuinley love you for putting all of these episodes up. i think i've said it before, but i actually do love you! xD

[thepatchworkheart]

mathew rifght looks quite like frank skinner

[neenawwxo]

i love mette

[elkhadi]

It seems like the boys from Blue have a nice sense of humour... Anthony was on an earlier episode and Simon absolutely ripped the piss out of him, and he took it really well.

And of course, Lee Ryan is a tit. But in an endearing way. :P

[Bojack727]

Simon's such a cute little boy with his dimples

LOL!

[takeabow1]

Mette Lindberg is my dream woman!!

[Rarghimamuffin]

Lee Ryan is such a cock. >_>

[ashleyloffeld]

"You can't catch him out he's so good at it!"

Hahahaha Mark Watson <33333

[mwailes123]

Every time i watch this episode i fall in love with Mette... and her knees

[bodyanti]

Ha - Katy Brand, that would be Katy Perry if he married Russell Brand. Fascinating.

[taRAWRRRRR]

@bodyanti

Ironically...Russell Brand and Katy Perry are supposedly engaged. lol

[DarkAngel4evaMore]

@taRAWRRRRR i thought it was gonna be katy perry for a sec

[clarevieeeew]

havnt a clue about the heavy.str8 to dvd.

[royalhabbo25]

Its going to be released in 2010 in cinemas. But it'll be shit.

[kelzybub306]

Aww Lee takes it on the chin, most get abit pissed and sarcy

[stereomore]

i think mark watson could be a great substitute for simon. he's a good comedian & a nice person.

[omc03]

I think he's a bit too nice to host NMTB. The best part of the show is about not treating 'celebrities' like the usual red carpet, all smiles and complements treatment. Looking at Amstell's past on T4 you can see why he was the perfect replacement for Lamarr.

They're both cunts but funny cunts at that ;)

[stereomore]

well, i think he is a nice person but not a "nice" comedian. there are no nice comedians in the world - with a help of all those hecklers they all are trained cunts :D his stage impersonation isn't that sweet, is it?

i don't know, i just really like him )

[sleepingawake666]

Its not a text message is it lol

[CatrionaP]

HAHA! Lee Ryan takes it so well! I love that he just laughs with them :)

[AtenRa]

Much better than poor Antony took it.

[finndapin]

Arr bless him, they tried to bully him

[jedaaa]

that mette lindburg chick is hot : )

[NicHklas9Nevermind]

Katy Brand is what Katy Perry'll be called if her and Russell get married. Haha. I'm so sad for picking that up.

[natawieprawn]

No. She's famous. So its likely she'll keep her own name and not take Rustys

[S4MM3LS]

hahaha brilliant :D

[TheCorporalClegg]

is it just me or do katy perry and russell brand fit together really well? =P

[GlennYule]

The Heavy is set to released directly to DVD in the UK on December 28th, 2009, with a US DVD release following in 2010.

[xcotton]

ha! he was lying lol

[fritjofnilssonpirat]

Haha, I was just about to quote that. But just to make things clear, that is a quote from wikipedia, not a joke.

[WilliamWord]

you are obviously overly sensitive. its just words... chill.

[shazzah199708]

lee ryan gives us blonds a bad rep

[OneWomenProductions]

Lee Evens is such a door handle

[FedUpWithSheep]

Anybody else a fan of The Asteroids Galaxy Tour? I am simply for Mette (kinda like her) and the song that played her in (Around The Bend)

[neonbrights]

love them.love Mette :)

[RukaChan17]

@FedUpWithSheep that ep made me a fan of them and mette ;)

[tekqist28]

simon has the sexiest lips at 7.07 XD

[hanz12234]

thanx for uploading, but isn't this episode 10 of the series??? sorry!

[PhiMine]

If you're counting the russell brand one, that didn't even air.

[darkroge]

why dident it air??

[FedUpWithSheep]

Is it not to do with the carry on with him and Jonathan Ross? It'd be around that time i think....

[smithhedgehog]

wow, that film had some bad acting in it.

[neonbrights]

katy brand = nob.

[smithhedgehog]

you got it! not much of a comedian either.

[FedUpWithSheep]

maybe....but not as much as Lee Ryan....who, from an earlier ed. of the show, we found out he called his child Rayn (full name Rayn Amethyst Lee Ryan! Poor child has to grow up with that name, let's hope he has the sense to change it!!)

And lastly, in an interview not long after 9/11, he said it was all blown out of proportion and we should be concentrating on saving the whales...now, i like all animals, but that IS being a nob, even the other band members tried to shut him up. (soz, rant over)

[rob2bankai]

heavy actually was a pretty good film lol

[AmyWxxx]

i love Mark :)

x

[neonbrights]

could you upload S22E10 please?pretty please with a cherry on top!!!!!

[AshRotten101]

Why is Katy Brand is allowed to be alive?

[dramaticafantastica]

because she's funny and lovely, and has never done anything to warant not being alive :) why are you so hostile?

[NMtB4ev4]

she's a twat

[dramaticafantastica]

oh well, no arguing with that is there.

i hate NMTB fans who think they can be juuuus like simon, but actually simon amstell is clever which makes him funny, not just a prick who calls people twats for no reason...so, yea.

[AshRotten101]

Maybe because she is talentless, annoying and has had 2 series commisioned of a show which is total and utter shiiiite and focuses only on mocking those who are more talented and attractive than her. And as if that weren't enough, she has to pop up on the occasional decent panel show and fucking ruin it.

[dramaticafantastica]

well the fact you state "she's talentless and annoying" like it's a fact and not opinion shows how arogant you are and the fact you think she can't mock people who are more attractive than her makes you sound a little shallow. also, she mocks people who are talented in a totally different field of entertaining than her so you can't really compare. i persoanlly think she's hilarious and is actually really good at making observations and poking fun at people. just my opinion tho.

Well that's fine then, you're entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong.

Which it is.