-In The Haystack- Ezio: Yes i will hide here to kill the guards. ....30 minutes later..... Ezio: any minute now they will come by and i will assassinate them. ....1 hour later..... Ezio:ZZZzzzzzzz....
Caterina Sforza:"Ha no one kneels as low as Lucrezia Borgia.Who put you up to this was it your father or your brothether?Prehaps a bit of boths? Prehaps at the same time!"
hi man... er anybody.. can i ask a short qn? i havent played any assassins creed games yet and i jsut watched the vids on youtube (not in sequence) ,, a short qn.. is there any part in the AC game that i have to run from insects or spider? like in the tombs or dungeon? please tell me theres none >_< ultra scared of spider.. and insect
@xavierloh147 Sure about that? I could have sworn I read in the game that she really is his daughter and some sources say she's his illegitimate child. Not arguing btw just wondering if what I read was wrong/true.
somebody tell me how to get there i cant! everytime i try to go to that part my game says i cant acces it cus im already in a memory but wtf im not in any memory! its bullshit!
i think desmond fcked lucy in mario's house but they didnt show that video to us because they dnt want to make assasins creed game a porn video. lucy is look like CARMEN LUVANA (THE BEST PORNSTAR EVER) İ CANT WAİT ASSASİNS CREED 4
So can someone explain to me what happened between the cristina flashback and now (sequence 4-part 1 and sequence 4-part 2)? I thought there was going to be some interaction, but it seems so disconnected? What happened? :S
@metaknife777 that was a "surpressed memory". in the beginning it was explained that you play them after a certain amount of synchronization or something. I haven't played the game so I'm not sure but that seems right from what i can tell
@acphire Thanks. That helps me understand a little better. I'm still confused on the continuity because you see cristina at NIGHT, play the flashback memory, then *POOF!* you're suddenly in a totally different place watching the lucrezia/caterina cut scene during the DAY. I wish i had the time to find this stuff out on my own, but since I got married and have a baby girl it's kinda hard to keep up on a gamer's lifestyle, lol.
life most be sweet as an assassin loads of wepons on you cool clothes and you can lots of money by pit pocketing and you get to climb really tall bluiding easyly!!
i think ezio fcked lucy in mario's house but they didnt show that video to us because they dnt want to make assasins creed game a porn video. lucy is look like CARMEN LUVANA (THE BEST PORNSTAR EVER) İ CANT WAİT ASSASİNS CREED 4
This is not cool... Ubisoft should've made this part 2 optional missions: To save Caterina or to kill Caesar then the sequence just like a mission in Splinter Cell: Double Agent.
gaurd:what r u... oh god oh god oh...OOOO SAY CAN U SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(OPRA PARODY)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you are noob
Megaspatriwtis 3 days ago
10:23 ewwwww
chibigrunt 2 weeks ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
Cole Mcgrath or Ezio in climbing walls?? Hmmmmm.. so Hard
juliusmonkey11 2 weeks ago
stop that music
tobiasgjerstrup 3 weeks ago
@tobiasgjerstrup You do not insult Jesper Kyd >:|
chibigrunt 2 weeks ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
scary music and wierd
tobiasgjerstrup 3 weeks ago
i beaten Assassin's creed. 4 times.
gothgoddess20091 3 weeks ago
4.01 WTF is he doing standing ther!!!
flyguy533 4 weeks ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
GET OUTTA THE FUCKIN HAY ALREADY!!!! LOL
bmh3badboy 1 month ago
-In The Haystack- Ezio: Yes i will hide here to kill the guards. ....30 minutes later..... Ezio: any minute now they will come by and i will assassinate them. ....1 hour later..... Ezio:ZZZzzzzzzz....
zurkturk13 1 month ago
this guy is sooooooo slow its unnecessary !
MatthewBoag12 1 month ago
Lucrezia is hot !
tugaxD23 1 month ago
did anybody notes a spider on the lense
ilovetwitch1 1 month ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
Im buying ps3 games today so which should i choose -GTA4 ACR or ACB
sparkinthedarknes 1 month ago
@sparkinthedarknes ACR and ACB
MatthewBoag12 1 month ago
Think about how physically fit the Assassins must be if they can do all that! xx
GreenDayWolfyxx 1 month ago
I hated this mission so much it's unreal. One fuck-up and it's a restart if you want full sync.
Fuuin 1 month ago
Caterina goes HAAARDD
MHS032 1 month ago
anyone know what song plays at 9:21?
InfernityZ3r0 1 month ago
be shamed
Rockermugi 1 month ago
Damn, Cesare actually had an illegitimate child with his sister. Sick fuck.
PervertedAfro 1 month ago
@PervertedAfro I thought that wasn't biologically possible?!
SashaGarbanzo 1 month ago
@SashaGarbanzo
It's possible, but often, things go wrong.
ConXiFle 1 month ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
@SashaGarbanzo Hate to break the news, but it is VERY possible.
PervertedAfro 1 month ago
Caterina Sforza:"Ha no one kneels as low as Lucrezia Borgia.Who put you up to this was it your father or your brothether?Prehaps a bit of boths? Prehaps at the same time!"
Me:=))
silverandy100 2 months ago
and no one notices the creepy hooded man outside the 4th floor window at 12:46...
kishan1222 2 months ago
the red head girl....wasnt the woman who had sex with ezio?
MaGiCaLninja15 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
@MaGiCaLninja15 yup
Paxiphon 2 months ago
I always fall at 11:50 and de-synchronize.
childprodigy37 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Walkthrough - TheMediaCows
@wannadontwanna No. Lol you're thinking off Uncharted. Maybe because the climbing style is very similar to Assassin's Creed.
IAlsoSeeStars 2 months ago
I love the Assassin's Creed series, especially because of BOOBS.
MegisticSpirit 2 months ago
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thought you were done for good on full synch at 7:45
krloxrome13 2 months ago
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krloxrome13 2 months ago
Does anyone wonder if assassins have to take a piss while they are fighting?
monkey1832 2 months ago
It looks awesome.
Cococrash11 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
no commentary :(
TheAssasinscreedman 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
Does that siblign kiss remind anyone else of game of thrones? :D
RainbowDaisys 3 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
cstello crasher , that sound familiar as hell =)
kaibyl1 3 months ago
My uncle had this game for a while i played it i just killed random people :D
makruse 3 months ago
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this is why you get a crossbow
Draconian53 3 months ago
Fly on the hay at 4:12.
VerbosityFail 3 months ago 2
how do you get 100% sync on this one Dx
XxPharaohAtemxX 3 months ago
@XxPharaohAtemxX Not getting detected ;)
Timmy1455 3 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
@XxPharaohAtemxX oh gee thanks mr obvio >:o
XxPharaohAtemxX 3 months ago
Wait, I thought they were brother and sister? o_o
ScoobertyDoo 3 months ago in playlist TheMediaCows' Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Walkthrough
@ScoobertyDoo they are because they have the same last name called Borgia
TheBasketballer94 3 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
whats the soundtrack name for this sequence?
symphonon109 3 months ago
i'm getting assasin's creed. so excited!
yopokemonawesom 3 months ago
hi man... er anybody.. can i ask a short qn? i havent played any assassins creed games yet and i jsut watched the vids on youtube (not in sequence) ,, a short qn.. is there any part in the AC game that i have to run from insects or spider? like in the tombs or dungeon? please tell me theres none >_< ultra scared of spider.. and insect
wannadontwanna 4 months ago
cesare is a pimp he like catarina's mouth open what a perv
connorford100 4 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3) 3
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Powerful Ally: She gives good head.
xDathms 4 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
is climbin up yo walls
assassinating yo people
tying to kill us all
hide yo guards
hide yo knifes
hide yo guards
hide yo knifes
narutosakura144 4 months ago 109
@narutosakura144 and hide yo Borgia
cause he is killin' everybody out here
ThePixelhime 1 month ago
@scbilder Nah i'm having fun.
easygoingsoup 4 months ago
@scbilder Theres nothing i hate more then a ps3 fanboy.You like that sony dick?
easygoingsoup 4 months ago
Did anyone else noticed that at 10:22 she looks at the window and doesn't see Ezio?
TheZeldaCinema 4 months ago
@scbilder Fanboy detected.
easygoingsoup 4 months ago
omfg Cesare, that's your sister you sick fuck...
hybridwolf55 4 months ago 88
@hybridwolf55 at their time, it supposedly normal. i mean if i were in his shoes, i wuda done the same.. :P
TreyDZd 2 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Walkthrough MediaCows
@hybridwolf55 It's actually the sister that's the sick fuck. He just plays to it.
BlckHrt141 2 months ago
@hybridwolf55 she's adopted
xavierloh147 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
@xavierloh147 Sure about that? I could have sworn I read in the game that she really is his daughter and some sources say she's his illegitimate child. Not arguing btw just wondering if what I read was wrong/true.
hybridwolf55 1 month ago
@hybridwolf55 sorry youre right she is a illegimate child... i just didnt believe that Cesare would fuck his own sister
xavierloh147 1 month ago
i said the same when i found out that was is sister
ZOMbieX623 2 weeks ago
i love they dont notice ezio just standing there
TheBadmatter 4 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3) 2
I just got this game today! It's awesome!!! I wish this walkthrough was more complete though.
RosemarieGothic 4 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
what's the thing whit all the comercials?
TesPizze 4 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
6:06 - 6:16 He/'s running like a ninja from Naruto
Birdboy520 4 months ago
THUMBS UP if you want LUCREZIA BORGIA sucking CEASRE BORGIA'S dick instead of kissing him!!!
Megakillerdave 4 months ago
caterina sfroza looks better in ac brother than in ac2
datdude258 5 months ago
Sir what is the soundtrack in the walkthrough??
MsDeathes 5 months ago
i done part one put when i come here there isn't this.............
TheHappytom123 5 months ago
at 4:41 could have used the spear. it will be much cooler. :p
hardstylerize 5 months ago
I was on the edge of my seat the whole time! Good job!!
Japanesebuzzsaw 5 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
Im surprised Ezio doesn't have a ton of STDs from Caterina
ChibiPizzaguy 5 months ago
8:58 the wall looks like a triscuit
MrSuperinky 5 months ago
.... Eww.... I think I'm goin to puke.
OnceUponACake 6 months ago
UGH!!! THAT'S HIS SISTER!!! D<
LolitaAlchemist 6 months ago
@LolitaAlchemist I know it's disgusting :S
5Sush0 5 months ago
so i guess jumping into rivers from a building is illegal
Exia122 6 months ago
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Exia122 6 months ago
I like the music in this mission :)
Callisto000 6 months ago
press 6:49 allooooot...... stabbing tbaggage :P
Thep660 6 months ago
She hits Caterina in the butt... and it hurts.... what a life a small iron tap to the arse makes pain... oh the IRONy.
MinecraftersJC 6 months ago
@MinecraftersJC ha Id like to see modern aluminum top that!
TheDreamCavalcade 6 months ago
augh!?!?!?
cesrae and his sister going at it?!?!?
nachocheese15006 6 months ago
get all wet + jump into haystack = big bird from sesame street
semiidiot 6 months ago 6
the only reason lucretzia slaped her is because it was true she did get anal from her bro and dad
40404040z 6 months ago
@40404040z lol its totally true more like double penitration
masongunmaster42 5 months ago
on 8:23 it looks like ezio is touching the guard's dick
nighthollow100 6 months ago
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nighthollow100 6 months ago
I gagged at the incest...for those who do not understand...yes...Lucrezia and Cesare are brother an' sister. *Vomits*
JstGoinForIt 6 months ago
@JstGoinForIt i totally respect and support any brothers love,i swear because love is love,and is not something nasty in any of its ways
pokewhite86 6 months ago
@JstGoinForIt i totally respect and support every brothers love,i swear because love is love,and is not something nasty in any of its ways
pokewhite86 6 months ago
Lucrezia looks a little like Cameron Diaz, do you think?
reidman99012 7 months ago
i don't believe the guards can't see ezio's hands when he moves along the ledge
Xbox360dude027 7 months ago
damn does this mutha fuhka ever get tired of running what is he training for a marathon?
BLACKTONEY 7 months ago
somebody tell me how to get there i cant! everytime i try to go to that part my game says i cant acces it cus im already in a memory but wtf im not in any memory! its bullshit!
BLACKTONEY 7 months ago
*after all that talk of "loneliness" and queens*
....Hey Ezio, thinking about taking advantage of her "loneliness?"
NekaWindtail00 7 months ago 3
why do you not buy a crossbow? its just much easier.
Zefanjatje97 7 months ago
why do you not dive may i ask?
Zefanjatje97 7 months ago
I love how even when he's breaking into a place he stops for looting.
GokutheLSS 7 months ago
6:30 what soundtrack is it??
oleT123 7 months ago
3:00 - 4:50 Stelth ninja mode activated
xD
Fachizell 7 months ago
This guy doesn't know how to "dive" into water... No worries, whoever is playing isn't too bad at just about everything else.
AirAssault7 7 months ago
I noticed a video game fly... It made me laugh how it was in some scenes XD
LilyPadPrincessLily 7 months ago
Caterina's pretty ballsy. And Lucrezia's a very... interesting... person.
MsFrazzledFro 7 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
in 5:57 i should it grab the dead guard and trow in front of the other two guards beside, when hidding where you kill the bastard
darilovermania 7 months ago
the guy put his hand on her boobz 10:45 lol and shes like ok
bosnadude1 7 months ago 55
@bosnadude1 Considering the fact they were both lovers, thats no surprise (incest; a game for all the family!) rofl
Aragorn106654 3 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
@bosnadude1 wow your rite
Lonestarrr112 2 months ago
anyone else notice the creepy music
dogg1415 8 months ago
y is there a smosh vid next to the vid o_0
ThePrimezx 8 months ago 2
how to do the guard come close?? at 3.12 min
ip10ban 8 months ago
16 ppl have nothing better to do than to critize gameplay videos
NSkull2991 8 months ago
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i think desmond fcked lucy in mario's house but they didnt show that video to us because they dnt want to make assasins creed game a porn video. lucy is look like CARMEN LUVANA (THE BEST PORNSTAR EVER) İ CANT WAİT ASSASİNS CREED 4
Elzelgator 8 months ago
So can someone explain to me what happened between the cristina flashback and now (sequence 4-part 1 and sequence 4-part 2)? I thought there was going to be some interaction, but it seems so disconnected? What happened? :S
metaknife777 8 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
@metaknife777 that was a "surpressed memory". in the beginning it was explained that you play them after a certain amount of synchronization or something. I haven't played the game so I'm not sure but that seems right from what i can tell
acphire 8 months ago
@acphire Thanks. That helps me understand a little better. I'm still confused on the continuity because you see cristina at NIGHT, play the flashback memory, then *POOF!* you're suddenly in a totally different place watching the lucrezia/caterina cut scene during the DAY. I wish i had the time to find this stuff out on my own, but since I got married and have a baby girl it's kinda hard to keep up on a gamer's lifestyle, lol.
metaknife777 8 months ago
Funny how in a stealth game, you can't crouch.
FrankFrankFrankB 8 months ago 52
@FrankFrankFrankB you can crouch,,,, I can, what i can't do is move while am crouching, otherwise he starts running
diego81fer 4 months ago
@FrankFrankFrankB u can hold rt and a
logmister10 4 months ago
@FrankFrankFrankB dont you know ezio legs cant bend
megasonicfan228 3 months ago
0:24 does she mean incest? Ewwwwww
coolisnow 8 months ago
i must have this game before revelations comes out <3
KyleAlex92 8 months ago
that music when hes scaling the tower wall is epic
GeneralMcBadass 8 months ago
is cesare's girl friend his sister?
LaysRays 8 months ago
@theBIOPRINCE inbred perhaps?
Sawdawg4235 8 months ago
god damn... ezios bi?
asdfghjkl13570ify 8 months ago
So Cesare has fucked her own sister ??? :I
TheBIOPRINCE 8 months ago
i like this :) =) :p
3Schlange 8 months ago
life most be sweet as an assassin loads of wepons on you cool clothes and you can lots of money by pit pocketing and you get to climb really tall bluiding easyly!!
fjjhfj200 8 months ago
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TheLagerTV 8 months ago
Catarina sounds like JLo in that south park episode
infinity09x 8 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (X360/PS3)
after he met cristina he attacked her with his hidden penis
MATANUI720 8 months ago
@Elzelgator
its gonna becalled AC Revelations, not AC 4
:)
FreakyMcJay 8 months ago
i think ezio fcked lucy in mario's house but they didnt show that video to us because they dnt want to make assasins creed game a porn video. lucy is look like CARMEN LUVANA (THE BEST PORNSTAR EVER) İ CANT WAİT ASSASİNS CREED 4
Elzelgator 8 months ago
@Elzelgator ...Lucy isn't even in Ezio's time. That's Desmond.
HelixTH009 8 months ago
What's the name of the song? I need to know! D:
AnnaUSRosen 8 months ago
@AnnaUSRosen Song name: Countdown.
OldFireStick 8 months ago
ok when do i get the oother assasins
TheAwsomeness998 8 months ago
major incest
INTERPOLFAN17 8 months ago
anyone else notice the girl in her bra with:
"HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES!"
as the title?
'cause I'm going to go watch... Ezio can wait.
AstronautParty 8 months ago
@AstronautParty Don't do it! ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!
Previl 8 months ago
@AstronautParty
you are going to disappoint yourself
MightySergio 8 months ago
that chick is wack
staredeath101 8 months ago
10:45 Lucrezia Borgia, Casere Borgia, Brother and sister in love, WTFF!!!??
lordofthenachos 8 months ago 3
@lordofthenachos the coulod be maried and thata why they have the same last name they might not be brother and sister
droike15 8 months ago
@droike15 later in the game caserea says that he never loved her and she is only his sister
lordofthenachos 8 months ago
damn your pro sometimes
95xkiller 8 months ago
4:38 and 7:46 what a waste of throwing knives...
GalaxyDinosaur 8 months ago
4:38 what a waste of a throwing knife
GalaxyDinosaur 8 months ago
at 5:00 i hit my screen on my computer cause i thought a bug really crawled on there lol
TheLvking 8 months ago
This is not cool... Ubisoft should've made this part 2 optional missions: To save Caterina or to kill Caesar then the sequence just like a mission in Splinter Cell: Double Agent.
ChadMurrey 9 months ago
He should just lure and take out all the gaurds with his sword!!!!
thebobs100 9 months ago
i think i went blind from that progrssive commercial
tymaxie2 9 months ago
wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub leftfor dead elis
loganfh1017 9 months ago
Why are all the guards in assasins creed so incompitant
BMXsatisfaction 9 months ago
6:51 it would've sucked if Ezio hit the side of head toward the side when he did that.
kalmah456 9 months ago 53
@kalmah456 what?
jeskar0407 8 months ago
cesare you incestious pervert
toonlink18 9 months ago
guards for evil masterminds are getting so careless these days. i think it must be getting harder to find good employees.
waprice1 9 months ago
@waprice1 quantity over quality
bornyld1 9 months ago
Very stealthy sequence :) i like
Heartshapedbox81 9 months ago
4:05 He throws like in MW2.
hagamablabla 9 months ago
EEWWWWW thats his sister
speznazporkchop 9 months ago
i wonder why ezio had that gaurd in that stack of hay 4 so long
phantasyboy1 9 months ago 116
@phantasyboy1 i guess he has a thing for men with long poles
TheMarathonproductio 8 months ago
@TheMarathonproductio (inside hay stack)gaurd:wtf where am i
ezio:dont worry it'll all bee over quiklly
gaurd:(praying in italiano)
*ziiiiiiip*
gaurd:what r u... oh god oh god oh...OOOO SAY CAN U SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(OPRA PARODY)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
phantasyboy1 8 months ago
@phantasyboy1 that was hard to read, try not to write it all in one next time it makes my eyes bleed
jeskar0407 8 months ago
@phantasyboy1 cuz if he let him out of the sack and he is dead they will check the ack and kill him or the c something suspecious
s2inferno 8 months ago
@s2inferno thnx 4 ointing hat out but i was making a joke
phantasyboy1 8 months ago
@phantasyboy1 RAPE!!! o.o
conconboy101 8 months ago