ROFL!!!! XD I'm Aussie and I find this hilarious, also the thing in a shell is a cone shell, and it's a killer snail with a harpoon proboscis that can kill you in minutes
@Otherranger - Ha, ha, yeah I know. All I can say to that is at least there's still room for humour about that, because there hasn't been a genuine catastrophe.
@Coolstupid666 - "trying to act like American Negro gangstas" brilliant quote mate, I'm surprised I've haven't heard it put so well more often. Thanks.
@DownerRaindeer Yet common sense seems to be exceptionally uncommon. Most of the time you don't expect red-backs to take up residence spinning webs across the walkways in your newish, sealed shed, but that was where I found one last month. Right at ankle biting level. We live in a continent spanning 7.5 million sq km (give or take). We can generalize all we like. We'd still be wrong.
@DownerRaindeer don't be so sure its safe. I live in Canberra and i know someone who's cat almost died of a tiger snake bite after being bitten in their backyard - the snake was still there and they had to get the rangers to come and remove it. And we have red backs everywhere. Not wise to leave shoes outside in case they crawl in!
@Killlicitkilluh - Look, I don't know what to tell you but the joke would seem to be on you mate because this "song' is meant to be an inside joke among us Australians because we're very familiar with people overseas lambasting the supposed dangers here. Oh and by the way the cone shell looks exactly that with no indication of a venomous creature and can be ACCIDENTLY picked up including by children, so just get over yourself.
HAHAHAHA it's so true......Australia is the most dangerous place you can think of. BTW you forgot the Funnel Web Spider......It can kill you just by looking at you.
I got red backs in my shed.. kinda freaky but yea fuck off we dont want any more boarder jumpers etc we got to deal with, with all the asians and lebos taking over our cities trying to act like american negro gangstas.
@Killicitkilluh - The creature at .23 is actually a harmless Hermit Crab. What they're actually referring to is a Cone Shell, which can be accidently picked up or stood near to which provokes it to fie a poisonous barb. So your ignorance outweighs your own bravery.
@yortko1 what was I ignoring? that the aussie who made this clip is unable to get a correct photo of the critter to go with the song or that australians frequently collect cone shells because its a safe past time and is an intelligent thing to do. But you know what is even more smarter is to make a song to mock yourselves and not expect someone to think it stupid instead of funny.
0:23 Just shows how intelligent ozzies are, picking up something that you know is gonna bite you. And living in a place that's gonna bite you several times in your lifetime. And a thin layer of vegemite? I think your stupidity outweighs your bravery.
@KillicitKilluh Just shows how intelligent you, lemme guess, AMERICANS are.
Picking up a cheeseburger thats slowly gonna clog your arteries and living in a place where you god is McDonalds, and a thick stack of pancakes? I think you weight outweighs, well... everything.
@cmerk100 that's a per-capita ratio. Australia has about 24million people, America has over 350 million.. so of course that would be the statistic, but that's not to say there are more fatties in Aus then there is in the US, because there isn't.. There is more overweight and obese people living in the US today, then the entire Australian population combined : )
@rexking10 ok so your lack of intelligence assumed I live in another country with venomous & poisonous critters and that I'm a unhealthy carnivore who worships fast food restaurants? And then you implied that your lack of intelligence represents the Australian citizens by saying dont screw with an aussie? FAIL: Stupidity 3 Bravery 0
What do perfectly harmless shells and the density of condiment spreading have to do with our stupidity? Which is completely rampant in almost every country anyway
@SummerRain51 Wild hermit crabs do bite. Cone shells can be very poisonous - as in "If it stings you, you might have time to smoke a cigarette before you die..." *conus geographis, found in Qld waters).
Where i am, most tourist deaths are by single vehicle roll over because they dont know how to drive a 4wd on the dirt. Always kills a few every year. Just saying fyi. If you in the outback drive carefully. Crocodile hasnt eatin a tourist for a while now, though a few black fellas have been snaffled out on the communities.
bahahahaha I love this video. I am on an exchange in Switzerland at the moment and it took so long showing the family different animals. And how deadly a lot of them are...Unfortunately I tend to overexagerate the spider sizes
oy mate, as if being upside down all the time isn't enough they speak some kind of gypsy gibberish called "strain". Best thing about down under is Judith Durham's voice
This is funny but it's based on a semi-endearing indictment created by Americans in the 1980's. Nobody seems to accept that we are the only inhabited continent without a major LAND carnivore. Which actually makes it one of the safest places to hike, explore etc. Because you won't be eaten by anything if you go for a walk anywhere here. The various venomous creatures are no more encountered here than they would be around the would with similar creatures. In many cases much less so.
@yortko1 I don't know about "no more encountered here". I can't seem to shift the red backs in my 5 year old shed, I frequently see jellies when I go swimming in the sea, including blue bottles but not box jellies (too far south). Great whites frequent our waters and get seen regularly by my boyfriend in the aquaculture industry here, to the point where he refuses to go swimming full stop. Last week end when we went walking in the nearby national park we saw a king brown.
Inst this a bit racist? its Rare That people get killed by sharks or octopusys or koalas or Snakes Just stay in the city If your a city boy if your a country Man Stay in the country
Thats okay catch disease in Thai Land, Bali, India, Get Shot In the USA, Afganistan, Iraq, Iran, Freeze in Alaska and Russia, Get put in Prison in North Korea...
the only recorded cases of great whites breaching is off the coast of South Africa, also I spent 3 months in NZ and thought it was pretty dull tbh. Nice people and scenery but it felt like living in 1973 :-)
@25019719 Great Whites breach off the southern coast of Australia as well. Seal Island (the place off the coast of South Africa) is just the place where it happens consistently enough to attract filmmakers.
hahaha nice song your fine if you stick to the city but if you want to tramp in some f the most tranquil pleas in earth visit new zealand, the only way to die is to slip over we don't have any major threats/animals which will kill you, aussie shopping is so so so so so so so much nicer than nz shopping.
@dancemaniaco you should come to new zealand we have breathtaking scenery and no harmful predators, new zealand separated from gondwana land so we didn't get alot of dangerous animals
@karezza6 we drunkards don't want you back haha (L) and to everyone that finds this offensive Seriously ... What's offensive about it ? It's all true.. This week I've had 4 snakes in my yard 2 red belly blacks 1 brown and a green tree snake, and they are only dangerous if you poke em ;p IGNORANT comes to mind..
I feel like AUS is pussy shit compared to Africa. They got Lions, Elephants, Giraffes, Hippos, Monkeys, you name it...But what do I know? Being from the US all I have to worry about is hitting a Deer with my car lol
@DekcamsTV We've got nine out of ten of the world's most venomous snakes, twenty-foot-long crocs, feral boars that rip the guts out of cattle, Asiatic buffalo, irukandi jellyfish that'll kill you in ten minutes, stonefish, the blue-ringed octopus whose neurotoxin venom has no antidote, bats that spread the hendra virus which kills horses and humans...but the worst of all of our feral terrors is the drop-bear.
You should be more worried about the bears eating kids alive in Yellowstone Park, cougars killing television producers jogging in the Hollywood hills, the Uzi-toting black and Hispanic gangbangers infesting your urban cities, the gun nuts building bunkers and forming paramilitary forces in Kansas to begin fighting the Zionist Occupation Government in Washington or even the crazed lone gunmen shooting congresswomen in the head in shopping malls in Arizona.
@DekcamsTV Northern Virginia? Ah... Well in that case you have to be worrying about terrorists from an organisation originally trained and funded by the CIA to kill Russians in Afghanistan using that same training to crash commuter planes into your military headquarters with the intent of killing thousands.
oh yeah coz australia is the only country in the world with dangerous animals. and koalas arent dangerous. and kangaroos arent either if you leave them alone. but i guess you need to be born and lived in australia to have the BALLS to be in such a 'dangerous' country haha
@metromacca exactly. if provoked. ive been one metre from a whole group of wild kangaroos and fed them and they did nothing to me just ate the bread because they saw i was no threat. my point was that australian animals are nothing compared to african animals or even american animals.
@bellaITALIA312 I'm not going to get into a pissing contest about who has the most dangerous animals. That's hardly the point. The fact is, while we may not have lions and shit, all of those animals listed CAN kill you and they all exist in populated areas. Ever heard of drop bears? It's a lie Australians tell tourists to fuck with them, but it's based on koalas tendency to be territorial and drop out of trees to attack people. A pissed off kangaroo can disembowel you. It happens
I went to Australia once. It rained non-stop and flooded my hotel. I went swimming and was almost eaten alive by a great white shark. Everytime I went to go to the toilet a giant spider leapt out at me. All the men are homosexual and all the women are lesbian. They are the most xenophobic people on Earth and all they eat is meat. Their treatment of the Aboriginals is so sad and all they talk about is sport. They are all drunkards and they swear constantly. I am never going back.
The "scared weird little guys" sing this. They are an Australian comedy music duo. I am Australian and love thing song. You have no sense of humour if you don't like this.
@Snowiethebunny I think it is more of a "joke" if I may call it that, like a sort of dark humor, of course australia has a lot more wonders then things that can kill you. I think it is just funny.
I went to Australia once. It rained non-stop and flooded my hotel. I went swimming and was almost eaten alive by a great white shark. Everytime I went to go to the toilet a giant spider leapt out at me. All the men are homosexual and all the women are lesbian. They are the most xenophobic people on Earth and all they eat is meat. Their treatment of the Aboriginals is so sad and all they talk about is sport. They are all drunkards and they swear constantly. I am never going back.
@MultiRixer Shit, that is a great comment coming from someone who lives in .....America. I suggest you crawl back to your corrupt, murder infested, drug ridden ghetto and shut up.
@MultiRixer the people, the wildlife, the tourist attractions, the fact that our economy is going better than america, the beaches, the food, the fact that our crime rates is almost half of america's, the fact that we dont just let anyone have a gun, and the fact that we arent ignorant assholes like you who would say "oh america sucks balls". THAT'S whats good about australia.
Australia's 10 most dangerous creatures: 1. The Box Jellyfish 2. Irukandji (A Jellyfish) 3. Salt Water Crocodile 4. Blue Ring Octopus 5. Stone Fish 6. Red Back Spider 7. Brown Snake 8. Tiger Snake 9. Great White Shark 10. Funnel Web Spider
great images.. Loved the Kangaroo dumping the dude in the river, that was hilarious..My fav image has to be the coiled up black snake closeup with skin looking like patented jimmy choos.. wonderful
dont let it bother you, we got all kinds of snakes and wild critters in the americas that will f you up too, if you dont avoid them. i lived in the arizona desert a couple of years and never once saw a tarantula or got attacked by a mountain lion , gila monster or rattlesnake. i think these guys just were having fun. you do have some colorful creatures, but you folks all seem to be living just fine with them. :-)
Those animals are not a reason for me Not to go to Australia, they're reasons for me to GO to Australia because I love animals like that. P.S. The snake at 1:04 is a black mamba which does not live in Australia. They live in Africa..
Yes Australia has a lot of dangerous and poisonous animals so what?
We know that, and we don't care, it's not heaps dangerous, there could be 100 reasons not to go to Australia but then there is millions of reasons to go
I live in aus and i have never been bitten, stung or poisened by any of them but if you watch Bondi Rescue you should see the sharks but if you come your blood will be spilled and you might drown but its not just the animals we have over here its but lots of deaths are caused by natural things like drowning lots of children under four have fallen into peoples pools in thre backyard and they were not under adult supervision! If you go to Sydney be careful of the Sydney Funnel Web Spiders
To be fair (all you people who arn't australian) we're NOT stupid enough to get so close to the nice, deadly animals. I bet the people that get attacked in the videos are all American tourists or something... and, um, I'm sorry if that sounds a little obtuse, but... it's true. Whoever IS stupid enough to do that just gets a really embarrasing nick for what happened. eg "Runner" for this time during a muster involving a brown snake...
Other reasons for not living in Oz: 1. Too much political correctness. 2. Too much positive discrimination. 3. Too much legistlation 4. Too many gays and butch dykes running things (due to positive discrimination), 5. Too many fat, loud-mouthed femininists 6. Too many lazy public servants with too many benefits 7. Vastly overpaid politicans...this is why I voted with my feet and now live in the paradise of Vietnam. No political freedom, but the ultimate in personal freedom. The women are great!
@directorcj75 actually fag, the best looking girls are here.. there are not fat people everywhere, we have a much much better aconomy than america and our country can support people in hospital.. also 80% of the worlds best engineers come from australia so suck my left nut
dont come here its nasty. most who come here, go home in a box...
SovereignBeing 12 hours ago
Is this the chasers?
ElliotScoots14 1 day ago
Aussies are cool man. Hope to visit your country before I die. Just have to come up with $1,500 to fly there from USA.lol
1964mrchris 1 day ago
none of this shit ever happens, aussie pride cunts!
talkingtacos23 1 day ago
hey they forgot the white tailed spider!
2O11rulz 2 days ago
ROFL!!!! XD I'm Aussie and I find this hilarious, also the thing in a shell is a cone shell, and it's a killer snail with a harpoon proboscis that can kill you in minutes
Meerkatmatt2 2 days ago
@Otherranger - Ha, ha, yeah I know. All I can say to that is at least there's still room for humour about that, because there hasn't been a genuine catastrophe.
yortko1 2 days ago
Dudes and dudettes, no matter where you go there's always going to be creepy creatures!! get over it!
kazzles79 2 days ago
SCARED WEIRD LITTLE GUYS! Fuck yeah!
Lunchb0xbadger 2 days ago
@Coolstupid666 - "trying to act like American Negro gangstas" brilliant quote mate, I'm surprised I've haven't heard it put so well more often. Thanks.
yortko1 3 days ago
It's called common sense, if you don't go walking about without shoes on or go sticking your hand inside a spiders nest, you will be fine.
But even then, you would only have to worry about snakes ( I assume ), if you were living/visiting someplace out of the cities.
I live in a 'country-town', with lots of bush and scrub around and I haven't been bitten by anything nasty.
Sure, there is an odd snake now and then, but again; if you use common sense, everything will be fine
DownerRaindeer 3 days ago
@DownerRaindeer Yet common sense seems to be exceptionally uncommon. Most of the time you don't expect red-backs to take up residence spinning webs across the walkways in your newish, sealed shed, but that was where I found one last month. Right at ankle biting level. We live in a continent spanning 7.5 million sq km (give or take). We can generalize all we like. We'd still be wrong.
jeanieofoz 2 days ago
@DownerRaindeer don't be so sure its safe. I live in Canberra and i know someone who's cat almost died of a tiger snake bite after being bitten in their backyard - the snake was still there and they had to get the rangers to come and remove it. And we have red backs everywhere. Not wise to leave shoes outside in case they crawl in!
steph4007 2 days ago 2
@Killlicitkilluh - Look, I don't know what to tell you but the joke would seem to be on you mate because this "song' is meant to be an inside joke among us Australians because we're very familiar with people overseas lambasting the supposed dangers here. Oh and by the way the cone shell looks exactly that with no indication of a venomous creature and can be ACCIDENTLY picked up including by children, so just get over yourself.
yortko1 3 days ago
well if we were in amearca we might die by being mugged so dont mock the asussies k?
epicman1999 3 days ago
well i live in Australia and the only way these things can hurt u is if ur a ****ing idiot!!!
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hahaha! i shit my pants when the koala jumped at the cam! (0:40)
and then vegemite at 0:55!
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Here0s0Johnny 4 days ago
HAHAHAHA it's so true......Australia is the most dangerous place you can think of. BTW you forgot the Funnel Web Spider......It can kill you just by looking at you.
ScottyV656 4 days ago
@ScottyV656 Funnel Web can kill you by looking at you...then I must be dead ten times over lol
TheNostromo70 3 days ago
I got red backs in my shed.. kinda freaky but yea fuck off we dont want any more boarder jumpers etc we got to deal with, with all the asians and lebos taking over our cities trying to act like american negro gangstas.
coolstupid666 5 days ago
Number 11 Drunken backpackers trashing the place.
jazzysnaps 5 days ago
@jazzysnaps
*American backpackers
rexking10 4 days ago
@rexking10 O h Yes Great whites love um
jazzysnaps 4 days ago
im aussie why not come ere
toughcookie1010 5 days ago
lol im an aussie all this is true but i will never move over sate
i love this country also we have kool stuff 2
devilvoyaa 6 days ago
don't mind the snake bite mate. Have another Foster's. It'll cure ya
sgtrock66 6 days ago
what did you expect? if you live in a place with shit weather there arent gonna be these sorts of problems,
sohy3010 1 week ago
Pls send more Fat 3astards, Pointers love 'em!
357HFC 1 week ago
ahaha that is funny
MrMrlachieA 1 week ago
You might accidently get killed because you fags will be lookin for a telephone or cellphone reception out in the bush. AUSTRALIA! FTW!!!
TheLegendofTravis 1 week ago
haha... its been awhile since I've heard this one. Still as good as ever. =)
cassyangel87 1 week ago
@Killicitkilluh - The creature at .23 is actually a harmless Hermit Crab. What they're actually referring to is a Cone Shell, which can be accidently picked up or stood near to which provokes it to fie a poisonous barb. So your ignorance outweighs your own bravery.
yortko1 1 week ago 6
@yortko1 Yes the cone shell It looks like a snail An ugly one at that.
MCHeroMatt 1 week ago
@yortko1 what was I ignoring? that the aussie who made this clip is unable to get a correct photo of the critter to go with the song or that australians frequently collect cone shells because its a safe past time and is an intelligent thing to do. But you know what is even more smarter is to make a song to mock yourselves and not expect someone to think it stupid instead of funny.
KillicitKilluh 3 days ago
He forgot to put Lebanese on the list.
winterka100 1 week ago
0:23 Just shows how intelligent ozzies are, picking up something that you know is gonna bite you. And living in a place that's gonna bite you several times in your lifetime. And a thin layer of vegemite? I think your stupidity outweighs your bravery.
KillicitKilluh 1 week ago
@KillicitKilluh fuck off
Billysawesomeas 1 week ago
@KillicitKilluh Just shows how intelligent you, lemme guess, AMERICANS are.
Picking up a cheeseburger thats slowly gonna clog your arteries and living in a place where you god is McDonalds, and a thick stack of pancakes? I think you weight outweighs, well... everything.
Don't try screw with an aussie!
rexking10 1 week ago
@rexking10 Side note, Australia is the fattest country in the world last I heard, overtaking the US, so...
You know, maybe best not to throw that argument around.
cmerk100 1 week ago
@cmerk100 Nup, #6 with 21.7%, compared to the US, #1 with 30.6%. Try again.
hobosocks 6 days ago
@cmerk100 that's a per-capita ratio. Australia has about 24million people, America has over 350 million.. so of course that would be the statistic, but that's not to say there are more fatties in Aus then there is in the US, because there isn't.. There is more overweight and obese people living in the US today, then the entire Australian population combined : )
deano815 5 days ago
@cmerk100 Nauru is actually the fattest country in the world.
ParanoidGallows 5 days ago
@rexking10 ok so your lack of intelligence assumed I live in another country with venomous & poisonous critters and that I'm a unhealthy carnivore who worships fast food restaurants? And then you implied that your lack of intelligence represents the Australian citizens by saying dont screw with an aussie? FAIL: Stupidity 3 Bravery 0
KillicitKilluh 3 days ago
@KillicitKilluh Yeah, I did.
And I was right was'nt I?
rexking10 2 days ago
@KillicitKilluh
What do perfectly harmless shells and the density of condiment spreading have to do with our stupidity? Which is completely rampant in almost every country anyway
SummerRain51 3 days ago
@SummerRain51 Wild hermit crabs do bite. Cone shells can be very poisonous - as in "If it stings you, you might have time to smoke a cigarette before you die..." *conus geographis, found in Qld waters).
jeanieofoz 2 days ago
spot on reecey
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This is hilarious,BUT Australia is AWESOME!!!!
melonnn 1 week ago
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This is hilarious,BUT Australia is AWESOME!!!!
melonnn 1 week ago
This is hilarious,BUT Australia is AWESOME!!!!
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Where i am, most tourist deaths are by single vehicle roll over because they dont know how to drive a 4wd on the dirt. Always kills a few every year. Just saying fyi. If you in the outback drive carefully. Crocodile hasnt eatin a tourist for a while now, though a few black fellas have been snaffled out on the communities.
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DODGMO 1 week ago
I LOVE BEING AN AUSSIE.
Tukkerjr 1 week ago
bahahahaha I love this video. I am on an exchange in Switzerland at the moment and it took so long showing the family different animals. And how deadly a lot of them are...Unfortunately I tend to overexagerate the spider sizes
Squishfie 1 week ago
Australia has gotta be better than the UK...can't wait to go to Australia next year!
Chardydude 1 week ago
oy mate, as if being upside down all the time isn't enough they speak some kind of gypsy gibberish called "strain". Best thing about down under is Judith Durham's voice
minnowpd 1 week ago
And don't forget being upside down all the time.
minnowpd 1 week ago
Oy mate and the lingo's a bit of a strain, yes that's it Au-strain
minnowpd 1 week ago
hey! and the plants are even worse down here
mattyk722 1 week ago
been going to Australia for years, and have never come across anything lethal!!
rhodasctkw 1 week ago
watching this makes me miss home lol
ath3las67 2 weeks ago
so scary animal
Elsabicton 2 weeks ago
because vegimite is lethal too LOL
manifestnow 2 weeks ago
Why did it show vegimite?
PopLuverGal 2 weeks ago
This is funny but it's based on a semi-endearing indictment created by Americans in the 1980's. Nobody seems to accept that we are the only inhabited continent without a major LAND carnivore. Which actually makes it one of the safest places to hike, explore etc. Because you won't be eaten by anything if you go for a walk anywhere here. The various venomous creatures are no more encountered here than they would be around the would with similar creatures. In many cases much less so.
yortko1 2 weeks ago 13
@yortko1 unless your a baby, I hear dingoes find them tasty
T43BU573r 1 week ago
@yortko1 I don't know about "no more encountered here". I can't seem to shift the red backs in my 5 year old shed, I frequently see jellies when I go swimming in the sea, including blue bottles but not box jellies (too far south). Great whites frequent our waters and get seen regularly by my boyfriend in the aquaculture industry here, to the point where he refuses to go swimming full stop. Last week end when we went walking in the nearby national park we saw a king brown.
jeanieofoz 2 days ago
@yortko1 Fly with QANTAS you my get killed before you get here.
otherranger 2 days ago
@otherranger LOL FKN AYE!!! thats the best call ever!!! XD
skyyoshida1988 2 days ago
yes dont come to australia we have enough fuckwits.
reeceyboyske 2 weeks ago 81
@reeceyboyske yeah and ur 1 of them ,, i wuld much rather stay in NZ wea there aint no fukwits ,make sure u stay rite wea u r ....thnx
peopoze 1 week ago
@reeceyboyske this is DEFINITELY true!
Thamikaroxy 1 week ago
@reeceyboyske
I think most of the fuckwits are already here
StukInaaroc 1 week ago
@reeceyboyske we can send them all to tasmania
StudioWooo7 1 week ago
@reeceyboyske LOL!
MCHeroMatt 1 week ago
8D YES! ALL FOREIGN TOURISTS! COME TO AUSTRALIA, we'll take GOOOOD care of you *evil laughter*
TheForgottenSeason 2 weeks ago 2
Inst this a bit racist? its Rare That people get killed by sharks or octopusys or koalas or Snakes Just stay in the city If your a city boy if your a country Man Stay in the country
Azza752 2 weeks ago
@Azza752
What is racist about this song? Seriously?
454Centurion 2 weeks ago
@Azza752 I think a tongue in cheek bit sung by Aussies, about the supposed dangers of Australia, is hardly racist.
jamesahibbard 1 week ago
@Azza752 Not really, Australia isn't really a race at all. Multiculturalism is word thrown about a lot.
Also the Box Jelly fish is probably the most dangerous of all those animals.
CuraAestus1 1 week ago
the funny thing is it was sung by an aussie
Cbob972 2 weeks ago
Thats okay catch disease in Thai Land, Bali, India, Get Shot In the USA, Afganistan, Iraq, Iran, Freeze in Alaska and Russia, Get put in Prison in North Korea...
LighthouseJC 2 weeks ago
the only recorded cases of great whites breaching is off the coast of South Africa, also I spent 3 months in NZ and thought it was pretty dull tbh. Nice people and scenery but it felt like living in 1973 :-)
25019719 2 weeks ago
@25019719 Great Whites breach off the southern coast of Australia as well. Seal Island (the place off the coast of South Africa) is just the place where it happens consistently enough to attract filmmakers.
ratpoisoner666 2 weeks ago
I assure you except for the vegemite none of this is true
vvkvsw 2 weeks ago
fuck u
bunnybabe50 2 weeks ago
haha i like that song
taoinmusic 2 weeks ago
Correction. 10 reasons to come to Australia*
ShabazApple 2 weeks ago
0:54 Vegemite on toast mmmm
roboto00110001 2 weeks ago 2
Tourists That want to Kill themselves get a Pet Funnel Web. COME TO AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrOskar294 2 weeks ago
hahaha nice song your fine if you stick to the city but if you want to tramp in some f the most tranquil pleas in earth visit new zealand, the only way to die is to slip over we don't have any major threats/animals which will kill you, aussie shopping is so so so so so so so much nicer than nz shopping.
MrFunymonkey 2 weeks ago
my new fav song and f that im still going to go to Austraila its my dream :D
foxywolfgirl13 2 weeks ago
Is only a hilarious music, Australia is a beautiful country... from Uruguay !!!
dancemaniaco 2 weeks ago
@dancemaniaco you should come to new zealand we have breathtaking scenery and no harmful predators, new zealand separated from gondwana land so we didn't get alot of dangerous animals
MrFunymonkey 2 weeks ago
@karezza6 we drunkards don't want you back haha (L) and to everyone that finds this offensive Seriously ... What's offensive about it ? It's all true.. This week I've had 4 snakes in my yard 2 red belly blacks 1 brown and a green tree snake, and they are only dangerous if you poke em ;p IGNORANT comes to mind..
Daniirocco 2 weeks ago
@Daniirocco actually us new zealanders should take that prize for binge drinking :D
MrFunymonkey 2 weeks ago
*fuck off we're full*
toby099 2 weeks ago
the way i see it thera are 10 reasons not to come to Australia, but there are A MILLION REASONS TO COME TO AUSTRALIA....
totoHN 2 weeks ago 37
@totoHN i second that!!!!!!!!!!
GnomeProductions101 1 week ago
I feel like AUS is pussy shit compared to Africa. They got Lions, Elephants, Giraffes, Hippos, Monkeys, you name it...But what do I know? Being from the US all I have to worry about is hitting a Deer with my car lol
DekcamsTV 3 weeks ago 2
@DekcamsTV We've got nine out of ten of the world's most venomous snakes, twenty-foot-long crocs, feral boars that rip the guts out of cattle, Asiatic buffalo, irukandi jellyfish that'll kill you in ten minutes, stonefish, the blue-ringed octopus whose neurotoxin venom has no antidote, bats that spread the hendra virus which kills horses and humans...but the worst of all of our feral terrors is the drop-bear.
jimincairns 2 weeks ago
@DekcamsTV Deer? Who's scared of Bambi?
You should be more worried about the bears eating kids alive in Yellowstone Park, cougars killing television producers jogging in the Hollywood hills, the Uzi-toting black and Hispanic gangbangers infesting your urban cities, the gun nuts building bunkers and forming paramilitary forces in Kansas to begin fighting the Zionist Occupation Government in Washington or even the crazed lone gunmen shooting congresswomen in the head in shopping malls in Arizona.
PresidentZod 2 weeks ago
@PresidentZod Well thank god I live in the rich suburbs of Northern Virginia and I don't have to worry about that. Like I said "What do I know?".
DekcamsTV 2 weeks ago
@DekcamsTV Northern Virginia? Ah... Well in that case you have to be worrying about terrorists from an organisation originally trained and funded by the CIA to kill Russians in Afghanistan using that same training to crash commuter planes into your military headquarters with the intent of killing thousands.
PresidentZod 2 weeks ago
@PresidentZod Dude if you wanna argue back and forth find someone else. You're boring me.
DekcamsTV 2 weeks ago
this was funny and i like this video
cas230895 3 weeks ago
oh yeah coz australia is the only country in the world with dangerous animals. and koalas arent dangerous. and kangaroos arent either if you leave them alone. but i guess you need to be born and lived in australia to have the BALLS to be in such a 'dangerous' country haha
bellaITALIA312 3 weeks ago
@bellaITALIA312 well, as you can see from the video, koala's will attack if provoked and so will kangaroos
metromacca 2 weeks ago
@metromacca exactly. if provoked. ive been one metre from a whole group of wild kangaroos and fed them and they did nothing to me just ate the bread because they saw i was no threat. my point was that australian animals are nothing compared to african animals or even american animals.
bellaITALIA312 2 weeks ago
@bellaITALIA312 I'm not going to get into a pissing contest about who has the most dangerous animals. That's hardly the point. The fact is, while we may not have lions and shit, all of those animals listed CAN kill you and they all exist in populated areas. Ever heard of drop bears? It's a lie Australians tell tourists to fuck with them, but it's based on koalas tendency to be territorial and drop out of trees to attack people. A pissed off kangaroo can disembowel you. It happens
ratpoisoner666 2 weeks ago 3
@ratpoisoner666 i honestly dont care lol
bellaITALIA312 2 weeks ago
how bout u do come to AUS and just toughen up!
northsoutheastwest19 3 weeks ago
I've lived in Australia for my hole life and never been bitten by any of those animals but I find still find this video HILARIOUS
Bobonbluey 3 weeks ago
WHAT IS EFFING OFFENSIVE ABOUT THIS??
get over yourselves oh my god..
Danielice92percent 3 weeks ago
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I went to Australia once. It rained non-stop and flooded my hotel. I went swimming and was almost eaten alive by a great white shark. Everytime I went to go to the toilet a giant spider leapt out at me. All the men are homosexual and all the women are lesbian. They are the most xenophobic people on Earth and all they eat is meat. Their treatment of the Aboriginals is so sad and all they talk about is sport. They are all drunkards and they swear constantly. I am never going back.
karezza6 3 weeks ago
The "scared weird little guys" sing this. They are an Australian comedy music duo. I am Australian and love thing song. You have no sense of humour if you don't like this.
fjeopgjde 3 weeks ago
I'm Australian, and I find this video offensive.
SegaMario 3 weeks ago
@SegaMario You find it offensive that there are a lot of dangerous animals where we live?
Twiztidninjas 3 weeks ago
IM AN AUSSIE AND IM FUCKING PROUD OF IT TOO!
MrDoctorX1 3 weeks ago
im an aussie and im fuckin proud of it!
mrskaterboy677 3 weeks ago
who sings this!?
nadigo 3 weeks ago
dont like this vid one bit as im an australian and most of those reasons are stupid
Snowiethebunny 3 weeks ago
@Snowiethebunny I think it is more of a "joke" if I may call it that, like a sort of dark humor, of course australia has a lot more wonders then things that can kill you. I think it is just funny.
nadigo 3 weeks ago
@Snowiethebunny Have some humor
Bobonbluey 3 weeks ago
I thought only if you went hiking you would run into these type of land creatures. What place does Australia resemble? : )
Starsapphires1 3 weeks ago
@Starsapphires1 funny one
thetalkingelement 3 weeks ago
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I went to Australia once. It rained non-stop and flooded my hotel. I went swimming and was almost eaten alive by a great white shark. Everytime I went to go to the toilet a giant spider leapt out at me. All the men are homosexual and all the women are lesbian. They are the most xenophobic people on Earth and all they eat is meat. Their treatment of the Aboriginals is so sad and all they talk about is sport. They are all drunkards and they swear constantly. I am never going back.
karezza6 3 weeks ago
@karezza6 I hear them cuss a lot on fb & they act really wierd. U are too funny.
Starsapphires1 3 weeks ago
I live and Australia and its awesome. I have traveled all over the world and this place rocks compared to most places.
bdmnelson 3 weeks ago
since when did a Desert Death Adder become a Taipan. seriously wish ppl would do their research 1st.
jodabi73 3 weeks ago
wish they'd stop bringing over people that cant speak English
pickypal100 3 weeks ago 8
@pickypal100 Keep your filthy yobbo backward mouth shut and grow up.Move on.
lismorehassi 2 weeks ago
Super
Dracony345 4 weeks ago
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People all want to hug a koala.....obviously no ones been jumped by a koala! hey why do you think we call them DROP BEARS!!
runswithlolwolves 4 weeks ago
People all want to hug a koala.....obviously no ones been jumped by a koala! hey why do you think we call them DROP BEARS!!
runswithlolwolves 4 weeks ago
Australia sucks balls.You tell me one thing that's good about it.
MultiRixer 4 weeks ago
@MultiRixer the people, the amount of enemies (ie. none) the thrill of living in a country with deadly animals, the accent... need i go on?
MrJD280897 4 weeks ago
@MrJD280897 Not the accent.
MultiRixer 4 weeks ago
@MultiRixer Because i'm yet to meet an ignorant prick like you in Australia.
TheMechaninja 4 weeks ago 10
@MultiRixer Shit, that is a great comment coming from someone who lives in .....America. I suggest you crawl back to your corrupt, murder infested, drug ridden ghetto and shut up.
dartmoordog 3 weeks ago 3
@dartmoordog I live in Australia...?
MultiRixer 3 weeks ago
@MultiRixer Are you Australian...?
dartmoordog 3 weeks ago
@dartmoordog Um obviously not...
MultiRixer 3 weeks ago
@MultiRixer Ummm. In that case refer to what I said earlier. Dohh.
dartmoordog 3 weeks ago
@MultiRixer umm...The sexy women
MegaBadOFFICAL 3 weeks ago
@MultiRixer No why dont you go suck some balls? I live at australia and i love my country you racist cunt!!!!!
Truckers98 3 weeks ago
@Truckers98 I am not a racist.I am just saying i dislike the accent.
MultiRixer 3 weeks ago
@MultiRixer the people, the wildlife, the tourist attractions, the fact that our economy is going better than america, the beaches, the food, the fact that our crime rates is almost half of america's, the fact that we dont just let anyone have a gun, and the fact that we arent ignorant assholes like you who would say "oh america sucks balls". THAT'S whats good about australia.
MrGuppy000 2 weeks ago
@MrGuppy000 Shut up :)
MultiRixer 2 weeks ago
@MultiRixer no, you, shut your piece of shit mouth.
MrGuppy000 2 weeks ago
karezza6 4 weeks ago
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Australia will be 100% desert in 50 years time. For God's sake get out while you still can!
karezza6 4 weeks ago
great images.. Loved the Kangaroo dumping the dude in the river, that was hilarious..My fav image has to be the coiled up black snake closeup with skin looking like patented jimmy choos.. wonderful
Raybanmonster 4 weeks ago
People that take this seriously... like.. really? That's almost funnier then this video.
mcrrox123 1 month ago
Or you could just go to New Zealand and not have to deal with the Aussie or their creatures ;)
lilflyboy262 1 month ago
dont let it bother you, we got all kinds of snakes and wild critters in the americas that will f you up too, if you dont avoid them. i lived in the arizona desert a couple of years and never once saw a tarantula or got attacked by a mountain lion , gila monster or rattlesnake. i think these guys just were having fun. you do have some colorful creatures, but you folks all seem to be living just fine with them. :-)
nomadnametab 1 month ago
He forgot to mention Julia Gillard.
winterka100 1 month ago 2
@winterka100 HAHAHA! Classic! lol
mcrrox123 1 month ago
lol we should be proud of our hardcore badass animals ;) i mean hello only aussies can deal with that shit :p
mazzakid09 1 month ago
America when you in the streets having fun you might get shot with a gun America
From : proud Aussie
KillerNachos101 1 month ago
Wow, I'm offended. AUSSIE FOR LIFE!!!
KillerNachos101 1 month ago
Those animals are not a reason for me Not to go to Australia, they're reasons for me to GO to Australia because I love animals like that. P.S. The snake at 1:04 is a black mamba which does not live in Australia. They live in Africa..
Croc214 1 month ago
i live in australia
GnomeProductions101 1 month ago
JEDI GOVNA,AUTORE!!!
I am an Aussie born in Bosnia,and this is an answer to you clip in bosnian
podjebavalo 1 month ago
Yes Australia has a lot of dangerous and poisonous animals so what?
We know that, and we don't care, it's not heaps dangerous, there could be 100 reasons not to go to Australia but then there is millions of reasons to go
p.s I am a proud Australian
therealcoolmanman 1 month ago
I was in Australia for two years and didn't see a fucking snake. Gutted.
JuanFatche 1 month ago
He says ''Tipan'' but the picture of the snake is a Death Adder.. o_0
Nukawin 1 month ago
watch the winning song by schmoyoho
Ghost7892 1 month ago
I live in aus and i have never been bitten, stung or poisened by any of them but if you watch Bondi Rescue you should see the sharks but if you come your blood will be spilled and you might drown but its not just the animals we have over here its but lots of deaths are caused by natural things like drowning lots of children under four have fallen into peoples pools in thre backyard and they were not under adult supervision! If you go to Sydney be careful of the Sydney Funnel Web Spiders
Ghost7892 1 month ago
Love this song.
And it's true. Our animals will own you.
Icybea 1 month ago
To be fair (all you people who arn't australian) we're NOT stupid enough to get so close to the nice, deadly animals. I bet the people that get attacked in the videos are all American tourists or something... and, um, I'm sorry if that sounds a little obtuse, but... it's true. Whoever IS stupid enough to do that just gets a really embarrasing nick for what happened. eg "Runner" for this time during a muster involving a brown snake...
karmicphase 1 month ago
People, @XbLGrAnATa is kidding
Seriously, how are you taking him seriously?
katmeow782 1 month ago
@katmeow782 because this is youtube and is full of retards
overnumerousnessful 1 month ago
Other reasons for not living in Oz: 1. Too much political correctness. 2. Too much positive discrimination. 3. Too much legistlation 4. Too many gays and butch dykes running things (due to positive discrimination), 5. Too many fat, loud-mouthed femininists 6. Too many lazy public servants with too many benefits 7. Vastly overpaid politicans...this is why I voted with my feet and now live in the paradise of Vietnam. No political freedom, but the ultimate in personal freedom. The women are great!
directorcj75 1 month ago
@directorcj75 actually fag, the best looking girls are here.. there are not fat people everywhere, we have a much much better aconomy than america and our country can support people in hospital.. also 80% of the worlds best engineers come from australia so suck my left nut
XbLGrAnATa 1 month ago