Penis Restaurant: Vanguard

[TheAgentAssassin]

What do you think hot dogs are?

There's ground up penis in there along with all the other extra parts from animal slaughter

[kunstsein]

@TheAgentAssassin I know what's in hod dogs where i live. This is not in it. Food codex is rule.

[chauhchao]

Epic Music when he tasted it hahaha!

[filaraki21]

this is the most disgusting, cruel and pointless thing I have ever seen in my entire life!!!! What the Fuckkkkkkk??????????????

[richtoffen115]

4:30 I just lost it X'D

[blackjin21]

ya adam eat that dick!!!

eat it!!! YEA!!! :)

[darkmanGR]

EAT DICK NOOBS! Thats it!

[jaredlee283]

choke on some cock now..

[emilieenguyen]

Just shut up and ear your penis LOL

[VoorkJTV]

now he'll literally be shitting out penises.

[alanator1k]

I call dibs on horse dick

[azerbish]

in greece we have a quote that says that when something/someone is ''for the cock'' is really useless and crap.....holy shit 0.o

[TheWolfreaver]

After I ate my first penis it tasted really good.... after many years I had many more penis's. My favorite is dark colored cause it has lots of meat in it. :D

[kazzemg]

ewww chinese food

[Yankie33]

Mad gay ahaha did ya see the donkey dick that shit was huge even when cooked..

[cyberandrei24]

WTF!

[TheMissPerfect100]

Omg, it's so disgustful! who eats ****** ????

[Bertus6]

@TheMissPerfect100 You prolly do every week, every day if you're lucky :p

[sanitynevermore]

Man, Adam's got some balls trying the cuisine out.

[WinglessShinobi]

*Meanwhile in china...*

[ctcurry]

I bet his penis is the best tasting .. d'oh!

[200147380]

now you know what women feel like, when they eat yours. your poor, poor basterd.

[FireAndFlames]

Well at least they didn't have him eat some animal's ass...

[mokromo]

never tasted a "penis" so far, but i did eat often sheep testicles, & they are yummy :)

[tbritton0954]

oh my wow!

[danrcboy]

whats the name of the song at 4:30?

[antetwra]

Chinese penis??f.u...Sick

[TangyTangoJuice]

this is what women do everyday

[acatisfinetoowut]

I was surprised that Adam couldn't read the menu at all. A lot of the Chinese words I saw there are the same in Kanji.

[actsai1]

@acatisfinetoowut Actually the meaning behind the words are the real issue, I had to communicate purely in English with Japanese nationals because I had first-hand experience of different-meaning phrases.

[sincityfire]

@acatisfinetoowut Well, they are different languages. It kinda like how French use the Latin alphabet like English, except it's somewhat easier.

[Greenmin5]

now when someone says "EAT A DICK"

you can say "I have ; ) "

unless if they respond with "EAT ANOTHER DICK"

then your screwed

[iceandsteele]

penis budget? XD

[ANCESTERSMEMORIES]

our cooks dont dick around

lolol

[Empathisantin57]

...yeahhhhh more bigger and longer animal-extremities they eat.....so shorter.....a.s.o.

[flagship21]

lips and arsholes in hot dogs

[xranger56x]

interesting... now that i know penis is chewy and st00fz idk if i would try it. not to mention he said it doesnt have much of a taste. ^_^ i myself am very open to trying knew things however i would very much be aware of what it is like before i try it. chewy is something i dont do well with ^_^ lol

[madripergr]

They kill animals about this sh1ttt???Omfg

[arabidopsismar]

@madripergr crazy people.......

[wonszlol]

I don't think that was his 'first try of penis' har har ha ;] Nah just kidding but had to say it xD

[TheRickychengshow]

my tastes better come try it!!!!

[peacewiththeteath]

its probably my favoirte penis so far, he hasnt tried mine yet, phahah

[peacewiththeteath]

first thing i said, wow thats a long penis!!!

[kc375]

No, thanks!!! You could not pay me enough money!!!

[donDdondon]

haha crazy shit haaaaa

nyone down for sme horse cock??

[Layziezor]

increase ur varility? bullmothershit. this is so disgusting... this is wud be the last thing to eat, but after all that wont happen.

[Layziezor]

GODAMN horse penis for 66$ WHAT THE HELL?

[digitsync2]

Poor Adam, it must be the one of the hardest report he ever did! Even if you are into that oral sex thing, it's hard to swallow...

They sure think of all ways to take money out of every body parts of the animals by spreading the thousand years old myth.

[dumbfucq]

Please, the turtle has special meaning.

Quit dissing it.

And penis is eaten around the world every day. Just because Americans like to eat it raw doesn't maked cooked penises bad.

[MrMagive]

Raw. lol

[jeffory14]

who would waste 250 on eating a penis and they say penis way to much in this vid

[Galaberoyals]

Holly shit,ok Let's Be honest,He Said eating Penis is something private,where on Earth would Be observed by Women and Camera during à blow Job :)

[pickasomangoes]

keep away frm randy donkeys.scary!

[pickasomangoes]

The majority of Chinese men have small equipment.I know i was a nurse in china  Are the penis eaters that stupid that they think eating big animal penises will make theres bigger& improve virility?so dumb and desperate.Yuk imagine eating s.t.d's!

It must make "small package" chinese men feel very inadequate watching Euro porn.

Poor guys its not evolutionarily fair is it?

.n.b its how u use it that matters!

[tranxendentalist]

Adam, can I eat your penis?

[stknegs]

penis sampler :D

[poopdude]

Lol, that was entertaining.

[Ohsob5135]

omg i cant belive he ate penis i mean i wud never eat penis or suck it ever

[Scapone2001]

this is hilarious!

[dominiqesa809]

ejaculation at 5:38

ROFLMFAO

[agoysy]

LOL

[VictimOfBoredom]

Lol, this is a hilarious video. Adam, the translator, the musical scene, and of course the penises. ^_^

But ugh, the turtle looked pretty creepy, just *floating* in the bowl.

I definitely could not and would not eat penis. Moreover, it's my opinion that foods of a squid-like texture just aren't meant to be chewed and digested. It's for this same reason that I don't eat beef fat or chicken skin.

[lrxsam]

Believe it or not! you can find a lot of funny things in China. lol

[Fawful5]

Notice how Adam points to all the menu options with his middle finger.

[ecwaufisxtreme]

The next penis that this restaurant needs to serve is HUMAN penis, especially REALLY LARGE ONES because men don't deserve their penises. Men deserve to have PUSSIES for they are the inferior sex!

[Fawful5]

Congratulations. You deserve the "obnoxious feminist zealot to end all obnoxious feminist zealots" award.

[pipuk3]

snakes dont have penis dont they just lay eggs ?

[garan82]

ha ha, snake not only has penis but each male snake has 2 penises. Google for information if you dont believe me, it's a well known fact.

[itsonlyapuppet]

Never mind the penis, wtf is up with the whole turtle in the bowl thing????

[tim010789]

do they taste good?

[Master1One]

"Some Chinese men believe that eating animal penis will improve their virility." So do I.

[Prime1153]

That's the nastiest thing I've ever seen.

[Skimaskguy]

That donkey penis looked too much like bacon, I could have been fooled into eating it.

[Fawful5]

Until it came apart like elastic mozerella cheese. Even so, I'd go here if I was in Beijing. Really, can you blame a people with such tiny wangs for wanting to try anything to fix that problem?

[Scapone2001]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

[brideath]

omg the music makes this vid!!!!!!!!!!

[Vikkibeth]

Words cannot describe what I think right now.

[hmgamer555]

Lol, I wouldn't do this cheap.

[cmdr31op]

This makes me cringe.

-cmdr31

[coMpLekS1]

congrats on ur first taste of penis LOL.

[Fawful5]

I watched this before going to dinner! Hilarious!