GI Joe

[CoCoHanson07]

wtf is he sayin @ 0.25?? lol

[kaalrabistappe]

wtf was he doing underwater when the kids were swimming? :DDDD

[lolzidunodude]

Love it how he randomly pops up behind the kid, "Its Rape time!"

[cathyherb]

Fuck ebaum.

[N3croyeti]

the original voice acting was pretty cheesy on this clip

i'm not a scaredy cat

NO BUT YOU'LL BE A DEAD CAT

they just don't make em like this anymore

[thehoaxbuster]

If I had been in that water... dead.

[G4break]

f home alone with webcam F

[Gvanillavodka]

hahaha

if i had been in that water...bye...

[carlswitzerfan]

"Like It Love It Need It" is a popular rock song by DC Talk! -I LOVE THAT SONG!!! Check it out! IT's GREAT!

[carlswitzerfan]

"If I had been in that water..... Dead!"

[Walkeriskoolierthanu]

Arhph harma aba zulu. lol

[myndrunner]

lmao "Are you in the army?"

[BloodAngelz16]

its weird that he comes out of nowhere, what was he doing under the water? watching them?

[caponhead]

you like it you love it you need it!

[pap2k8]

lmfao, your arguing because of GI joe

[DeineUberMeister]

-I guess Im going solo on the swimming now.

-Are you in the Army?

-If I had been in that water: Dead.

What a great elliptical sentence.

[ubentu]

why don't we speak esperanto in america.. it is a language of all cultures, no ?

[stevieterry]

"why don't we speak esperanto in america.. it is a language of all cultures, no ? "

because were not no damn mexican's .. were proud white red blood white skin americans.. and we own this world and we will speak how we want u got taht? or do u want us to bomb you

[whatevergkl]

rofl i love u

[Aphasia17]

IM A RED BLOODED AMERIKAN

[newphoenix84]

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I am!

[whoregay]

"I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I am!"

You'll be safe to call yourself MORON.

[Funcircle]

america is better. we saved all of you european dudes in both world wars.

why are you guys argueing anyway? we are allies, and this is a funny vid.

[dudewtffffff]

ARARARARARARARAAR!

[Chris53456]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR TALKING SHIT ABOUT AMERICA WE OWNED YOUR ASSES IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR.i MEAN REALLY THE MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE IN THE WORLD BEATEN BY FARMERS!? WE ALSO SAVED YOUR COUNTRY FROM 2 WORLD WARS SO STFU!

[Dollarittaja]

But what have you done? Nothing.

I have a lot of good friends in the USA, but if the majority thinks like this, America is more corrupted than I thought.

[pitnrolljo]

hahaha... bye!

[Carrly123]

if i had been in that water....dead.

[mpontheair]

Are you in the Army? lol

[dejv]

Wait, why are we talking about America!?

[hellmoose]

america sucks this country is probably going to blow up within the next 50 years and with george bush as president it cant get any better

[BassistDuckface]

Hehehe, cunt.

[elusiveisland]

::u s a !! u s a::

[BF2User5]

if i would have been in water dead lol

[FlaithyNewo]

why is there a robot in the water?

[steffenmj23]

mommy

[rhayje]

ill tell you this much, i would rather be called a fag, queer, bitch,pussy or, an asshole rather than a britain so go fuck yourself you foreign fuck. AMERICANS ROOL!

[32235]

didnt understand what the guy was saying. dont know why people are talking about america and brittain. oh and america is gay and i hate it.

[datard66]

stfu british ass holes we could own you in a war any day cuase americas better then you

[Dollarittaja]

So, a country with the strongest military forces is BETTER now?!

You guys are pathetic. Your grammar sucks, although English is your native language. You guys from USA who flame the Brittish people who commented here, you're just making an ass of youself. It's good being a patriot and being a racist is not the same thing.

[Dollarittaja]

Whoops typo. "Being a patriot and being a racist is not the same thing". - Correction

[rwtf321]

I think the comment conversation going on is retarded. You guys are calling other nationalities stupid and illiterate and then you go and misspell words like "like" and using poor grammar. Ass holes. The lot of you.

[Felkl]

ahaha, That videos brilliant... also im aussie and i just read the crazy converstation goin on in this vid, and its pretty stupid. British aren't poor, they speak better then most other english using countries. Also Australia is the second fattest country in the world so when your payin out Americans for being fat your also payin out us :P

[raretrick]

"British aren't poor, they speak better then most other english using countries." -- that's a direct quote people. you can't make this stuff up.

[RobertRossAtRiso]

thats because british is out language, just when we had the largest empire ever (owned) we taught it to alot of people

[raretrick]

"thats because british is out language, just when we had the largest empire ever (owned) we taught it to alot of people" -- is anyone else reading this? am i the only one getting the extreme irony out of these statements? please, i need another british chap to give me some fodder

[TIMETODIEBITCH]

lol call americans fat.your and idiot.call fat people fat.british people are just to poor to eat.dont hate bitch

[Goratory666]

british people are to poor to afford fucking tooth paste let alone food have you see their fucking teeth?

[goldwyvern]

You obviously haven't because you'd that what you're saying is a typical sterotype.

[Chris53456]

CALLING All americans fat is a fucking stereo type!

JESUS CHRIST!

[mymymywhatagood]

yeah you've been watching too much family guy. TOO much, get it, like TOO poor. Go back to school.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

...says the fool that makes up words.

[zchris87v]

uhhh i'm out.

[IHeartMarshmallowBoy]

ROFL!!!!  I remember watching this b4 I was looking for this thnx!

[mymymywhatagood]

do u really have to understand the kids? its TOTAL randometry. why do u americans need everything spelt out in bold marker for it to be funny?!

[evan1005]

Dumbass, it's a parody.

[TIMETODIEBITCH]

you notice people from the UK always talk the most shit?dumb fucks.funny video though

[mymymywhatagood]

we gave you that language to talk with, dum shit

[Goratory666]

you british people talk liek a bunch of fucking illeterate morons we cant help it

[reverendlionelblair]

Americans hardly ever talk because they're usually too busy stuffing their fat mouths with food.

[DesMoineser]

Too bad Britain's obesity problem has caught up with our pandemic.

[tavdude]

brilliant! it doesn't get better than this... someone makes spelling mistakes and uses grammar befitting an ape whilst calling someone else "Illeterate" - way to go Corky!

[mymymywhatagood]

applauded.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

First, "randometry" isn't even a word. Second, stop being such a bigot.

[mymymywhatagood]

no i realise its not a word. one can make up such words when the subject is so trivail, sorry tirvial, sorry triv oh i'll just go and get my ENGLISH dictionary

[fdfdfdfdsss]

You spelled realize wrong.  Maybe you should actually learn this language you're so proud that your country created before you start correcting everyone.

[mymymywhatagood]

i assume you're joking as the "american spelling" of realise uses a z and not an s. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, which is rather kind of me.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

No I'm not joking. Reali(z)e isn't the American variant, it's the proper spelling. Yes, the British use a variant, but most other English speaking countries (including more than the USA and England) spell it realize, and if you look up "realise" in the Merriem-Webster English Dictionary you'll be referred to realize.

[fdfdfdfdsss]

Interestingly enough, I looked up "realise" in the Oxford English Dictionary and was referred to realize as well. Apparently they also consider realize the primary spelling and not the "American" variant.

[Chris53456]

holy shit whoever talks shit about america is talking shit about themselves AMERICA=EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN ONE! retards

[Jmcg10207]

...ur an idiot...omg....WOW....America isnt every country...fucking dumbass...wtf?

[Chris53456]

lol sorry bout that, i was a dumbass back then.

[Jmcg10207]

LOL

no problem just correcting the peepz

and i know it sucks being brought back to a year ago xD i was lookin through da comments

[TheThunderhammer]

@Jmcg10207

What? But the history book in Texas told me that God created America to rule the world and spread his word! Praise Jesus! Damn the sinners to hell for their wicked ways, and their little dog too!

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to beat my wife and watch Nascar with the sandwich I made her make me.

[ocsspot]

had to watch it a few times b4 i understood these kids...

"..ohhhhh, whos that?."

"..are you in the army?"

[sniggins333]

gay.

[adman2792]

if i had been in that water...dead

[cinnamontuna13]

Lmfao...omg these always get better. :)

[mewlewis]

the kids got a six pack lol

[Smytty94]

"it's really cold out here"

[crazy4buble]

What does the brown haired kid say right before he says bye?

[TigerTikka]

This video actually makes sense because you wouldn't be able to hear him through the dome.

[dominat0r88]

WTF

[ZuDarkness666]

did anybody ever wonder why that Joe was underwater and why he appered behind him at first anyhow....

ARe you in the army

[dancrew32]

hahahaha funniest movie ever made.

www.speedylogins.com

[NatalieWings]

whats that guy doing under the water? what was he watching?? o0?

[RavensGuard]

you don't wanna know

[NatalieWings]

lol oh ok hehe

[RavensGuard]

if u hadn't already, look up GI Joe reggae and GI Joe porkchop sandwiches, funny sh!t lollollollollol

[wolfman34]

ma ma mu mu muh muh mu lmao

[handlebarxxmoustache]

if i had been in that water...dead.