iPhone Dash Mount Test!! (Laziest Vlog Series Ever 7-31-10)

[CTFxCSuperDuperFan]

Not only the first time he called us Audience but also the first time he put us some where that he'd now call precarious

[xAbSoLut3zERo]

AUDIENCE!!!

[mrcloser92]

He called us Audience *_*

[patelindia]

between 2:13 - 2:28 is I think a very awkward and embarrassing moment for Toby and audience, ever. between 2:17 - 2:21, Mr. Toby realized the gravity of this awkward moment and recomposes himself. Toby you are awesome!!!!!!

[nahnahnanah]

Its not the first time he calls us the audience, but finds us ;]

[jesslynnmorgan]

pause at 0:08 his face is super creepy!!!!

[naruto0o0o0o0]

wow so this is the video where the audience started huh? i had no idea till i read the comments!

[Hexkon]

OMFG! My dad has the SAME CAR!

[roxmysocks13]

its for the windsheild not for the dashboard

[VexedCG]

now to find the first intro of darkness and redness and whiteness

[AlmostDead99]

this is the first time he acknowledged us!!!

[cunijoeme]

to bend plastic simpy usa a line bender



[gamergirl417]

Please, Toby, release your old songs again! I'd love to hear "The Ridiculously Hot Potentially Lyrical Toby Song" & "The Bad Ass Toby Song"! :D

[gamergirl417]

OMG I found the article reviewing "The Fob Song" that he mentioned! I wish I'd found Toby earlier (I found him almost a year ago--it feels like yesterday!) because the links in the article don't work anymore. The article says "Other tracks ("Skeet Missile," "The Bad Ass Toby Song," "The Ridiculously Hot Potentially Lyrical Toby Song") lean toward the earnestly instrumental, and are actually quite listenable..." I want to hear those songs & visit his old site, but I can't, they're gone :'(

[MrHoodlin]

I know how to bend PLASTIC!

[chaos574]

mmmmmmmmmm warhammer



[plumpswizzle]

AHH! im going through all of the vlogs looking at the TWANSITION through toby's intros and outros haha

[icrissa]

LOL when he yelled "IMPORTANTEEEE!" I fell off my chair laughing! Oh Toby I love watching your old videos...and the new ones...all of them..

[Kmcornell23]

Toby NEVER has a light saber.... He's too good for one.

[Alexxx768]

I found the first video with "The Audience" Trust me or not I fucking ended up here after watching one other lazyvlog where he just came out of the "Shirtless Audition" Sorry for you guys who actually fucking searched for it for 2 hours hahahah.!

[Rispusha1]

Dear Toby,

My Name is Rispusha1 (NO way!) and i want you to do a funny joke. (its kinda a dis on charlie sheen) but ask audience this,

-what is the difference between a fuarie and 10 dead hookers- and if u ask it i will give awnser! thank u!

[BenjakTV]

7-31-10 Birth of the "Audience"

[MrBozar]

this video should be memorialized as a monument in youtubeing history.

[jdog65698]

yes i found the magic video.... lol i like how everyone just did what i did..... to find the first time he said audience !!

[TurtlesFez]

Finally I found the first video with Audience!

I spent almost 2 hours!

[Greensky02]

Hello Audience!

[G4M3RV1DZ]

i am going through them all trying to find the first ever intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

[metallicaisawesome54]

this is the first vlog with the Audience? bit

[alysianoel]

hahahah Oh my god, Toby. I cannot handle your adorableness.

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#69 number 69. obligatory immature number joke here.

[JeremiahGames]

hehe in the begining you can see him looking down before he acts like he realized it :P

[Onekatmandu]

Oh yeah, you're definitely "sexable". ;) 

[becca0LOST]

The first time he asks the audience what they're doing!!!

[overcomewithplagues]

this was the first time he did a kind of "audience WHA--" thing haha

[DancingHippoYillie]

IT was frightening being on the floor of your car. The audience and I.... well... we felt as if you had abandoned us. Left us in the dark, cold... floor of your motor vehicle. There was little food and the food that was plentiful in nutrients were taken by the bigger more burly audience members. It felt like it was years before you had returned... which in reality was only a few seconds from when you last left us there. BUT that does not change what had happened on the floor of Toby Turners car.

[sikitywiked]

I searched near and far for the first Audience intro! Huzzah!!

[Jeremy18183]

Its the first time he hid us! :D

[ykjt91]

First "audience?!" :)

[mrsbesties4ever]

i finally sneezed. but he didn't say "If u sneezed during this video, bless you." boo.

[littlepro22]

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE! of 'audience, why are you...'

[BigNick071]

do you guys remember when we used to get scared after being left on the floor for a few seconds? Nowadays we get into WAY bigger mischief.

[AngelaBrooke28]

I went through all of tobys videos until I found the birth of "Audience?!" and here it is. :)

[walke0113]

@AngelaBrooke28 There was actually one earlier...can't believe you missed it

[batdamnm]

@AngelaBrooke28 You too eh?

[JoJoBuscus]

@AngelaBrooke28 no it isnt its like 7 ago god!!!

[NinjaWieldingLimes]

Woot! Tabletop RPGs for the win!

[serybs]

I love how sexable.com is still his site.

[cannons97gold]

put it on your steering wheel

[suddenlywalrus]

is this seriously the first video where he starts saying "audience what/why are you ____________?" ??? :O

[FREAKYFRIDATGIRL]

put it on the window so u can see the street aND WE CAN SEE YOUR FACE AND EAR AND MORE

[logandpezshow]

you sound like dane cook 0:01

[kianskiputz92]

That's the FIRST "Audience!? What are you doing...?"

[Zickino167]

@kianskiputz92 Seriously, I was searching his videos to find this one. Lol

[Jessmic14]

I would totally buy your music Toby :D

[Strondaap1]

Haha

[Haf112]

FIRST AUDIENCE MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[EpicVblogs]

I don't mean to brag but... I am in fact a professional plastic bender

[MakingMovesMajor]

wow unfunny

[GlobalPandas]

muahaha, audience video starting XD

everyone is posting it but i might as well post it aswell since i was searching for it too XD

[murphyman96]

lol pause it at 0:08 seconds face of WHITENESS

[xMJJ1996x]

He called us audience for like the first time here!!! :D

[IzzyAleman]

Finally I found the first audience sighting!

[CzechMate44]

YES

I've officially caught up to the point where i first started watching your vlogs

i love watching them evolve

[leesa2466]

sexable.com goes to his website!!! hahahaha, thats right Toby, you ARE sexable! ;) lolol

[mustudent7485]

FIRST AUDIENCE INTRO!! :)

[R03LR]

Asshole

[miteyboosh23]

first audience scolding ever

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[ratchet419]

thus the audience began

[normski32]

Your funny dude

[KrazieCastaway]

Been checking all the vids for the first sign of "Audience" found it. 

[Bullockki]

Yay!! I'm watching all ur vlogs from the beginning and I love watching when you started different aspects of your vlogs!! here is ur "audience what are you doing..." bit . And you have the boop and peace off and ur outro song...still no outro or intro of darkness. :D love ya, ur super funny!

[noeelove21]

@Bullockki -which is the first video ??

[Jediknight846]

What happened to the intro (and outro) 'of darkness, then redness, then whiteness'?

[kirakiralovely2014]

hahaha

[Free4AllMaster]

hey toby! was this the very first video you ever made where you said "Well, hello audience!" or things of such nature?

[OfficialKrystel]

"wow so i've been talkin for quite awhile- IMPORTANTE!" i died laughing!

[1377master]

OMG TABLE TOP WAR HAMMER? High faive :D

[horses4goo]

<3 i used to play starwars warhammers!!! :D lol

[MrZombiekiller23]

audience dont suck his dick while driving

[taiginater]

MUSEUM OF SEX WTF!!!!! "this here is a statue of..."

[Rorchrar]

ROLE PLAYING GAMES ARE FUCKING AWESOM!!!

I LOVE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

YOU JUST BECAME EVEN COOLER IN MY BOOK!!!!

YOU ROCK MAN

[sluggabois]

yaay you called us audience!

[VampirateYuki]

I wanna stare at your crotch...

[Corny391]

Lol I have loads of warhammer 40k orks and stuff for sale on eBay now check it out :) my username on eBay is MrCornforth :) thanks!

[DuvArts]

You can bend plastic by heating it first

[CommanderChet]

Warhammer was cool. Till you spent 300 bucks on a unit consisting on ... 5 points >.> *sarcasm*

[SpoofGuy740]

oh, wait, you probably meant my mom....HEY. lol.

[SpoofGuy740]

lol. why did you say your mom?

[adambryan5]

Omg I still have warhammer (40,000)... In a box... Under my bed... Gathering dust. But that's not the point they're still awesome! Lol

[zydoxis]

..."love manuals?" O_o

[Rockoguy]

it IS bendy! just try harder :P

[kingferro7]

fuk me your ded funny

[Burdboy96]

Who the heck are the 7 dislikes lol

[ThePaul555]

ha my brother plays that game warhammer 40k

[beastone01]

Tabletop warhammer was awesome :P Aah the memories. Making up rules as you go along, just to be able to beat your friends.

[jerryx2000]

attach it to ur mouth!

[OhSoPeachyx]

0:52 to sometime 

..that's what she said

[AUTISTICxTIGER]

im gonna make youtube.net

[totallyawsomeraddude]

.net is for nerds.

[N3THER]

TOBY HAS A BROTHER?

[hvissotz]

I like the "audience why are you ____" bit. I'd steal it if I were a blogger, had fans, or friends.

[Bmo280]

I actually went and read the article on the fob song. xD

[MidDakota95]

I'd buy the song Toby :D

[BlackGothicRose89]

i can't tell how much from like @2:35 to the end is made up. how old are you if you haven't played that game it in 15 years?!

[TheMatrix1023]

lol ultra uber nerb

[19nonnahs93]

Lol, Warhammer is sexy.

My current male interest loves Warhammer :P

Im Interested in it too!

[acdcfan7]

0:52 Thats what she said

[MegaMidgit]

you should get the t-pain app for your intro... or would have to edit it for that?

[EverythingUseless]

How to BEND PLASTIC:

LAZOR VISION

[hildeme]

i <3 u ! marry me!!

[xXaltowolfXxmp3]

EPIC white flash at the beginning

kudos to that

what are kudos?

...

...

i dont care

[RPGBlogger]

burn it - BURN THE PLASTIC!!

[phelpst3r]

like the eastern Europe accent

[dumkopfsrule]

The gist I'm getting from this video is you claim "it's" not bent enough (aah, sweet iPod accessory/genitalia misunderstandings) and that we only watch this for accidental crotch viewings (descending into soft porn, methinks?... :P).

Thanks for keeping us laughing! :D

[BRNRPM]

LMFAOOO. kso, your amazing.

[Zerg82]

see! It's what I keep saying - I HATE vlogging but this was WAY more entertaining than all those retarded cut&paste vloggers. And I'd say playing the computer would be more nerdy than tabletop gaming since you hopefully interact with actual real life human beings. (No, having a ventrilo screaming tantrum with two other 8 year olds about wich steelie deathrubber cleaveshield is better for deathknigget does not count).

(And sucks that it don't bend! =( - It's like me buying my iphone)

[MrSquakBeatbox]

You heat plastic to bend it lol. Just buy the bendy one.

[mezmir]

You're not lame to me since I mentioned playing warhammer tabletop as well.

[Flamesync]

0:34 Toby sounds kind like the Phantom of the Office from CollegeHumor.

[benimasama]

IMPORTANTE!!!!! Is my new rington LOL !!

[SpontaneosCombustion]

Dude, don't you know how to bend plastic? All you need is about 12 year old strength, and then just bend the damn thing. Pretty simple.

[cessnacitationx1]

thats a bad angle

[BeautifulDisaster520]

I love you Toby.... that's all... bless your face....

[mattgoodley]

i just put in sexable.com and it took me to your site! very cool!

[PurttyBlueEyez]

At least I know that I'm not the only one who sits in my car doing nothing at all for hours (ok im exagerating...mins). But seriously... aren't you hot?

[predluver190]

Maybe you can use a strip heater and bend it???

[leighbabe08]

What if i had wanted 2 peace offs? Huh? What now, Toby?

[BlackWhiteSG]

it looks like u have a black eye :(

[oldharold1911]

u can bend it with zi fire

[asimplecadence]

You should be a voice actor. I mean, your face is attractive and all, but you make the BEST voices. Pixar should hire you for thier next animated movie.

[yerocs55]

ur bent



[fuzzyfrog29]

Roof vlog! :D lol But it on the roof!

[mrmpd456]

you are funny toby

[EthanCopperwaite]

use a lighter just be careful

[AwesomeAwesomeGirl]

Your teeth are really white in this video.

[paintBALLkid2822]

melt it with a lighter or a blow torch then bend it your self

[Pokemonisk12]

You should bend it upside down backwards then forward

[AllyBii]

I have that same car stereo! haha

[RainInTheSunshine]

You weren't lying, the fob song is a frickin good song.

[aadison2]

first video i've seen f yours..your funny and cute.=subscribed

[GoneToTheSnowDogs]

Love your vlogs Toby. You always make me smile!

[MyntGreen]

that is rubber you must bend it!

[AlTheKillerX]

TRUCK TRIPOD!

[Xandir42]

I have the same horrible CD player!

[MoonLiteWolfPro]

Use superglue and attach your phone to the car, so you might need another phone if you want to keep it portable? 

[peskyjay7]

you are awesome

[gongasnabo]

Thumb up so that Toby would make the music "Music on the Spot"

[drummingirl94]

4:31 - So adorable :D

[nadinerobbins817]

"IMPORTATNTE!!"

[BB992]

use a lighter!!!! nah just kidding, but seriously

[charliekthx]

Oh you tickle me Mr Turner :) well not literally, that would be, um, weird...

...I meant you know in the sense that you make me laugh?

Ugh, I even type British.

Bollocks.

-3

[doughboy6390]

bend plastic with...strength....lol jk.

[godofcereal666]

Toby use fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SilenceintheNight]

tabletop warhammer fantasy is the shit lol what army did you play

[aqnd]

Gasp, Toby CrotchCam.

[breezyfish]

I could just listen to you all day, even if you've got nothing to say.

[qwertiboii]

i think i know how you bend it i think you hold on to the bottom pull up the top part cos it looks like that part lifts up to reveal the bendy part

[helenarose27]

Haha driving episodes. =)

[WweChick29]

My brothers do warhammer too, there complete nerds with it. O.o I played it a couple times but I got bored quick. They do the online stuff and board stuff. They have a bunch of models and stuff.

[WweChick29]

Theres a lot of thats what she said jokes that could of been put in this vid.

[sisk22]

IMPORTANTE!!!!!

[nateliebG]

i do know how to bend plastic, you do it by using your MAN MUSCLES...

[No1TaichoKatoh]

It's ok tony Warhammer is cool...well not really but i play it sometimes :D

[krystoff42]

attach it to the side window

[RiesDaPies]

I love manualsss!

best accent ever