Funny (or not) Twilight Story

[VampireDude111]

when i get shit done on my teeth i dont take the numbing...

[AislingDream4]

You shoulda asked 4 Melanie Cullen put on it

[duditon1]

you are so hot!!!!!!

[randomcuppycakes]

I know someone named Edward Cullen.

[KatherineMerrie]

I wonder what would happen if a guy was really named Edward Cullen wanted a bracelet with his name on it?

[twihard150]

lmfao

[littlemonkay]

lol FUNNY SPIDERMONKEY PICTURE!

i would put jacob on one bracelet and black on the other = ) smart...

[msquareluver]

Happy New Year Melanie and Medya!

[biggesttwilightusers]

You should have gotten one that said edward and another that said cullen.

[Miserybuisness101]

My dentist is Team Edward

She thinks RPATTZ is fit. She told me that herself.

[rubytears726]

Haha see I would have just thought to myself... "Jacob half naked, Jacob half naked!"

[badassbella101]

You could've said to get Bella Marie to wear in you're twilight parodies!

[greenfluffybunny]

when had my scary Ballet Teacher from London, come and teach us, she pushed me so far into my Pleea that i focused on Jacob... was going "Jacob Black Jacob Black 8 pack 8 pack JACOB" now my thighs are on fire beause of the pain...

haha and i would go to Disney next time and get one Braclet that said Jacob (or Edward) and another that said Black (and or Cullen) then wear them on the same wrist.

hope i helped!

~Bells

[MissTwilight222]

"i can put Edward on it." "NO! that doesn't count!" lol.

[kgizzil]

dont worry i thought it was very funny !

next time i go to the orthodontist im gonna chant "edward culen edward cullen' in my head to stop it from hurting so much

[XcookiesareguudxD]

Omggg....! Melenie!! I hope ur mouth is better (THE DENTIST SUCKS) And I think it was funny that Edward was going trough ur mind at the time :] Shows how devoted you are! Thumbs up for all the Twilighters out there!

[2homiesistas]

lol I did that when I was 13 (last year) and I had to get a crown I think and I started like almost screaming "WHERE IS JASPER HALE WHEN I NEED HIM!?!?" and i think my dentist was freaking out caz i almost punched her

[grumpy261]

me 2!! i have not been 4 about 3-4 years! but i just went ova spring break!

[autumnnmutua11]

that is funny and i hope you feel better when i went to the hospital cause i broke my leg it was not as scarry  i just thought of a haapy time and i got through it

[inukingranfan]

twilight is amazing lol and yes i am obsessed lol

[PrincessRowan1989]

Your not alone lol I do it all the time : )

[twihard756]

haha i did the samething! i had to get a cavity filled and and i was trying to say every line from the movie in my head. ( i watched it 13 times, so i memorized every part!) :) but it didnt work, he didnt use novicane enough and it hurt :(

[VegetarianTwilighter]

i have a similar story

my name is Hannah Alice Hale

so i have the same bracelet only it just says Alice Because the guy said that Alice Hale was Trademarked and i was all like but thats ALICE CULLEN

I lost the argument and left

*tear*

Damn Disney!

[danpoo009]

omg. im jealous. i want your name. mine has nothing to do with twilight. despite it's three letters like 'bre' from the newborn in the clearing in eclipse....

[homeenda]

i hate volleyball( I'm really bad player...), but then I play it , I always think: Edward Cullen, Edward Cullen... and it's REALLY help's me ;D

[SpOtLiGhToNcUlLeN]

omg! i do that all the time!

[TwilightandBLG1894]

haha u should have been like whats new moon?? thats the name of my boyfriend.

ahah i would have

[danpoo009]

aahahahaha. lol

[VictoriaVolTORI]

This is better than David goes to the dentist. You have a lisp. :)

[kidswhohavefun]

haha so funny [not] i loved it [not] good job

[sabercat12]

yup. totally guilty of doing that! ur SO not alone!

[TheWorldisQueer]

omg!!! i do that sometimes 2!!!

[lexeihelton]

i love the end with the spider money that was funny

[peaceoutgirlscout361]

awesome story=]

NOT cheesey

[InviisiibleMe]

i'm from germany and ur new moon cover is so much better than the german version :(

[lukeylover101]

i would want that braclet too that sucks that u couldnt get it

[larsongirl95]

whenever i think of edward cullen i get excited and my heart races so i cant do that to calm down haha :P

[sodapop737]

to calm my self down by thinking of that to.

[fluffyinuears]

omg..I think of Edward Cullen, when I run the mile for PE [ugh I hate running].. I always push myself to run all the way to the end, saying 'Edward Cullen is waiting for me...with a big Hot fudge sundae'..*sigh* ah, such motivation

[Jaameslovessme]

haha

[ArIrIz]

who says u guys arent funny.. sure the vids werent that funny but ur sound of ur voice made it sound funnier..i dont mean to offend u if i did sorry.

[bexy32132132]

...i made a bracelet like that and it says Edward... i might go put Cullen on it now XD

[FreqquentlyDazzled]

lol, SPIDERMONKEY!!!

[JadeWolf2118]

what did the bracelet end up saying?

[pinejumper]

Payne, her last name.

[MoRoxSox]

im getting braces next month! i think i'll do that... XD

[Emzamozeby]

omg i wood so do that: thinking about edward cullen i swear it works lolz u rock melanie! x

[CarlislesAngels]

how can they copyright a fictional character's name?

[Alicia8826]

I would have to agree .. that's weird they would do that. What if there is an actual person with that name ? lol

[honeybunhelga]

yea!! i would have just told her that thats my dads real name or something. ahah

[MrsEdwardCullen135]

haha,

I went to the movies a while ago to see the dark knight or w/e that movie is and i saw the Twilight trailer.

I started hyperventilating and had to run out of the movie theatre.

Then I called Kirbie.

:)

[wahhappenn]

hahaa, u started hyperventalating :P

[MrsEdwardCullen135]

yeaaaa,

:)

[GirliciousBabyDoll]

edward cullens name is a friggin trademark!

HELLO HE IS A GOD! x33

[PrettyGreenGoat]

You know, if you search "Edward Cullen" in Wikipedia, it links you to an article about a real person whose name was Edward Cullen. You should've mentioned that.

[TwilightPeeps]

lol omg i would of done the same thing!!! (root canal story)

[MONYKAH91]

EDWARD CULLEN CAN'T BE TRADEMARKED!! ITS STILL A NAME!! GgGGgRRRRR!! family friends of ours named their daughter Rosalie and their lastname is Hale.

[clariixD]

omg u rock! EDWARD CULLEN!!

[dziendobre111]

loooots of love for u! ^^ <3

[Cheeterzz]

wow... his NAME is a trade mark.. lol?? well yeah everywhere i look i see someone talking about the book or reading it! its spreading faster than harry potter.

[jleazott]

obsessive dork lol THATS TOTALLY ME!

[JustifyingJacob]

ahaha, i love the spider monkey picture at the end

[xxTwilightfan1xx]

I dnt think saying Edward cullen over and over in your head is weird.. probs because I do it all the time!!! It really helps, though! Man, thats so suckish that you couldnt get the braclet- you should have gotten 'Edward C.' or pretended you really did know an edward cullen...! xx

[ivettexxx]

omg I wanted something like that (the bracelet) but with Jacob Black instead(I HATE Edward) and the guy was gonna do it but then some girl behind me said "I'm reading Eclipse! I don't like Jacob though." And then the guy said he can't do it if it's trademarked. I was soooooo sad!!

[aphix8ed]

what does trademarked mean exactly? like copyrighted?

[ivettexxx]

i think so. maybe a company already makes products with that on it. I really do't know. but i think it might be a specific type of copyright. IDK

[angelitaramos2102]

omg the same thing hapend to me i asked for one with jacob black and they said they askd for copy right thingys

[1XXXdramaqueenXXX1]

omec

EVERYWHERE i turn i see these signs for "lisa cullen" and watever it is she does and i think of edward!

it really sux u couldnt get a bracelet with "edward cullen" on it. id jut make my own bracelet lol

[ivettexxx]

omj that's brilliant. But I'll get one that says Sandra Black. wow that doesn't sound good at all.

[AnDream109]

You should have got "Melanie Cullen" put on your bracelet.

[snapeadoodle16]

o my gosh i found an edward cullen in my phonebook! i wanted to call him but i was sure that was borderline stalkerish, plus i had a strange feeling to guy was probably like 50. still funny though XD

[BELLAomg]

hahahah lmfao!!! i'm checking out my phone book now.

[ivettexxx]

where do you live? no wait never mind. that's stalkerish. Anyway I'm looking through my phonebook right now.

[jazmania101]

once i was on the road going somewhere then all of a sudden i saw a truck and of course it had the companies name on it and it was "Cullen" i know that is so awsome! lol but that totally suxs that u couldnt get an edward cullen bracelet!

[MrsEwardCulen]

i am sooooooo sorry u did not get the edward cullen bracelet(is that right i cant spell??)

[Ariannaxoxo]

lol... that was hilarious... luv it

[elly9319]

yes they are funny!!!!!

[babboo143]

omg thats pretty funny XD

she really said that!?

lmao.

[slimjimjerky]

Wow Twilight is spreading fast.

It's like a wildfire!!

LOL.

[penguinslovely17]

t he! ya you did seem kinda off. lol! thats really sad that you couldn't get a bracelet with edward cullen on it.

[davorb]

I think that you might want to clean your room.

[spaztasticvampire]

i dont care what you say that was finny especially the part about the edward cullen bracelet. lol

[mirukufy]

Ahah. That reminds me of when I went with a friend to watch The Strangers. When we went in we didn't know that the Twilight trailer was going to show and we were like, "haha wouldn't be awesome if the Twilight trailer came, too bad it won't happen" and when it did we freaked out of course. And so for the rest of the movie, whenever a scary part came I'd think about the trailer then I'd freak out again. But yeah. Lame how you couldn't get an Edward Cullen bracelet!

[meltwilightlover]

lo0l that was hilarious!!! Your mouth was going all different ways...i thought u were gonna drool or something (not really) but i've had that happen to me. This is the first video of urs i've watched...and guess what! MY NAME IS MELANIE too! lol. Its like the coolest name ever! And that sux that they wouldnt put edward cullen on that...its stupid! What is some guy is REALLY named edward cullen!?!? his named is now copywrited!!! lol. well, i'm off to watch another of ur vids.

[shnigelnuna]

I know the feeling. I had to go to school like that. Yes. With half my face numb. Not a great experience. I just sat there and nodded and smiled. XD Edward's name very often pops up in my head every time I have to calm myself. Like after a scary movie, Edward is always there XD. I'm Officialy a dork.

[TwoTwilightTeens]

AWW man! what a fellow twilight fan should of done it! wow that sucks and its smart!!

[alexiscullen359]

hahaha reminds me of my spasms of the meadow, and a few chapters from eclipse some of you twilight fans know what chapters............. :o

[dueceguhnugget]

funny thing is i havent been in the dentist office in about...eh...bout four or five years and when i went i was so nervous...the whole time i was 'what would edward do??'...i got through it...but the reatrded thing i s he just gave me a cleaning!! no cavities no gingvitis!! whoop, whoop!

[chibiusa1992]

"it doesn't count it needs to say Cullen"

lol lol lol

that was my favorite part!!!!

[zaclover1990]

Haha!

That's so funny! I was at the dentist the other day (no joke I swear) and I was freaking out too and he was working on my teeth and I was like Edward Cullen Bella Alice...

Thinking all these things. Lol.

And I got through it too.

=J

[sassypants57]

that is kinda funny!

[twilightevernight]

you should have thought about the undead chill pill-Jasper:)

[thecatharineshow]

hahaha awesome. when i'm like flipping out cause i watched a scary movie and i have to go to bed, i sit there and im like EDWARD CULLEN.

[rsarah]

haha reminds me of in drama and we had to think of our happy place and i was just picturing the meadow scene and then we had to share it with the class lucky its only a class of 8 full of my bestest friends. and yeah they all laughed at me. said i was TOO obsessed. but whatever LOL

[PleaseBeMine1]

AHAHAHAH!!!

i would have done the same thing!!!

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[Ssssophiie]

pft trademark my butt

you should have been like

THATS MY GRANDPAS NAME..

lol

[NLTbabe00]

that is really funny me and my friend are like that too always thinking about edward

[PicklesTalk2225]

first she has the same last name as my friend

second I went to wonderland and got one of those bracelets

and third, in my dance class the teacher was telling us to picture somethig we wanted and reach for it (she's wierd) so I thought of edward <3

[melus1305]

haha thats hilarious. but it really sucks

you couldnt get Edward Cullen on there thoughh

:(

[defectedSMARTperson]

You could have like got her to like put Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. That's not trademarked...is it?

[zxhighvoltagexz]

i see all these behind the scenes.... where are the actual parodys?

[ravenclawLDS89]

check out the channel. they're up there.

-melanie

[jeydeyy]

it made me laugh! xD

you rule!

[KristaAshleigh]

Haha.. I had to have blood taken at the doctor the other day,,and I'm scared of needles..and,,blood... and pain.. and before i left my mom said "it will be okay, just don't think about it.. think about Edward Cullen"

[annyfairies]

WTF??

Trademarks *uhg*

[Kellyg37]

xD funny! Edward Cullen rules!!!

[daydreamingaddict]

Lol in class we were taking this test and it was super hot, so i put my hands on the cold bars of the chair, and started imagining that i was holding hands with edward cullen. lame, i know.

[PicklesTalk2225]

I personally think that's normal

[Willowtail]

Tee hee. You should have gotten one that said, "Team Edward." I mean, come on. xD That's funny.

[Myfritzs]

lmao, that was too funny :)

[flagtwirler07]

omg i compare every thing to twilight the series its really bad

[heartedward]

hey u should have had one bracelet say edward and buy another one that said cullen. bcuz i bet they aren't trademarked seperately.!!

[pssyctdolls]

dude that was hilarious!!! freaking trademarks!!! RAWR!!!

[evl00]

lol what are you talking about... it is funny... plus i get all excited when i bump into other fans face to face... i like talk for hours with them and can't stop until my mom pulls me away lol

[emiliewhoa]

JIMMY EAT WORLD!!!

[ZacEfronfan55]

hey i thought it was funny. haha ive had similar experiences. whenever i get nervous i tell myself something about twilight too. its okay i understand the hilarity in this.

oh and id probably cry if the lady wouldnt give me an Edward Cullen bracelet just because its Edward Cullen lol

[AnmlsRule]

I did the same thing when I was waiting for surgery. I just laid there screaming, "EDWARD CULLEN! EDWARD! CULLEN! EDWARD CULLEN!" I thought it was in my head, but when I woke up a nurse was teasing me about it. SO EMBARESSED!!! She was an addict too... =D

[xxrockangelzrockxx]

lol i can't believe that lady won't give u an Edward Cullen Bracelet!!! I would start bothering my dad until i got one!!!!!!

[JustBiteMe817]

oh my gosh i did that when i was getting my braces off. i would have b*tch slapped that lady and been like give me my edward cullen bracelet or i WILL hurt you, dont mess with me and my edward, haha or something like that. that sucks about your teeth. cant waut for pt. 2!!! YAY

[gingerkid101689]

AHHH HAHAHA the spidermonkey thing at the end is HILAREOUS!

I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled after my eurotrip in 10 days. Ugh! I don't want to be numbed!

Can't wait for Prt. 2!!

[ladycatsbv]

OMG i did the same thing when they were putting my braces on!!! I thought I was the only one...

[chicanaxXxpirate]

Ugh this is takihg forever! =[ I can't wait!! =O Hurry! =]

[Jezz1ca123]

I would do the same thing! "Edward Cullen, Meadow, Edward Cullen, Vampire, Edward Cullen!" That's one way to get through a painful situation. :)

Oh yeah, I can't wait until your new parody! You guys are hilarious!

[SamiorIsis]

haha I feel your pain, I had the same thing happen to me back in February. I hadn't been to the denist in about 3,4 years that time. I loved your story about the engraved "Edward Cullen" bracelet =D

"that doesn't count, you need Cullen." I loved it haha and I'm looking forward for the new Twilight Parodies!

[OMGEdwardCullenLVR]

I would hav thought of Edward too LOL

OMG the lady was reading NEW MOON? HA HA

I WOULD HAV BEEN LIKE "U KNOW WHAT IDC JUST WRITE FUCKIN EDWARD CULLEN ON IT!!!!" LOL

okay maybe not

[lesorelleHalliwell]

wow, poor melanie. :( but I aspect with anxiety your nest parody!!!!!!!!! I love the first, I'm fallen from the chair to laugh!!!

[revolutionary14]

I'm getting four teeth pulled in a couple weeks, and I'm definately going to steal your idea! I'm terrified of getting them pulled, but I'm sure thinking of dear Edward will help!

And hurry up and post your second parody! I actually had a dream that you guys were going to post it, but I got on today, and you didn't. Yea, I'm that devoted. You guys are awesome. :)

[ravenclawLDS89]

ah! good luck my friend. i had to get a couple teeth pulled before. just make sure they numb you up GOOD before they do it... a little mistake they did with me, lol.

the parody will be up next week, medya and i are in the process of editing right now.

-melanie

[revolutionary14]

Oh, how horrible. That must have sucked beyond all reason. lol

And thanks for the update!

[mimimadness15]

hah ur so cool

and its true

twilight is spreading sooo fast!! lol x

[thecure4burton]

hahahah lmao, that was great :D

[sydandjaxproductions]

haha,

[icecreemscoops]

lmao spider monkey. omg haha dont worry i always do that, whenever im stressed or just bored im like *daydreams* mmm edward cullen lol but i cant believe that woman wouldnt write edward cullen *glares* how could she lol

[JayJessi]

Wooh!! Meddow Scene!!! most amazing thing ever!!! GO TWILIGHT SAGA!!!

[loveeeeyoux]

shouldve said can you just put "tm" on it?

like. next to edward cullen!

haha. or you couldve just got "cullen"

but damn. that sucks ): lol.

<333

[pfinni]

Edward Cullen is trade marked? That's really funny. What if there is someone out there who is actually called Edward Cullen? Does that mean everytime he writes his name he is breaking the law and owes Summit or Stephenie Meyer money? heehee.

All the Best with your parody, can't wait to see it!!

Hope you are feeling better!! Take care!!

xxx

[ErinAlicestrof]

that doesn't sound right... i don't think you can "trademark" names

[rockabillyfoeva]

ome ur halarious hun! lol dont worry i found ur story funny especiallu cuz it remindsw me of when I have half of my face numb after goin to the dentist lol anywho...cant wait for the second part of your guys parody! keep it up! WOOP WOOP! lol

&hearts;Krystal

[MysticWaterbender3]

melanie ur so cute i luv u

[twilightluv96]

i just cant wait.........school's out!!!!!!!

[twilightluv96]

soooooooo.........is there an exact date of wen ur next videos comin....... i no, srry i sound so pushy

[ravenclawLDS89]

no worries. medya and i are almost done actually. we have 3 short scenes we need to film and then the editing so it will be up sometime next week :)

-melanie

p.s. IT'S VAMPTASTIC TO THE MAX!

[twilightluv96]

yay!!!!! so wat r u and medya doing this summer? SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!

[ravenclawLDS89]

probably more parodies! :-D

[twilightluv96]

yay... again, im going to north carolina this summer

[twilightluv96]

also, wat is the song u have on at the very begining?

[ravenclawLDS89]

"catch my disease" by ben lee

[twilightluv96]

thx

[Furiousjub]

"VAMPTASTIC TO THE MAX" Hahaha awesomesauce

[girfan811]

the 2nd one

[SPstarproductions]

I haven't seen dentist for 3 years. Somehow I just can't make an appointment:P

spidermonkey -> LOL :P

the thing about bracelet...cool.

Twilight isn't spreading so fast in Poland as in USA but I'm trying my best to change it :)

have a nice week :) and remember about MTV Movie Awards they gonna show Twilight ballet studio scene :)

[xmyknifeXyourthroatx]

bahaha loved the spider monkey picture at the end.

xD

[twilightluv96]

at the end of ur user name there's an lds..... wat does that stand 4?

[ravenclawLDS89]

latter day saint

[twilightluv96]

omg....... r u one?

[ravenclawLDS89]

I am (melanie), yes.

[twilightluv96]

OMG!!!!! so am i !!!!!!

[Nijhia]

lol hi sxc bbs.

[fernibear]

stupid trademark lol that would have been really cool to get an edward cullen bracelet,you just have to get one when there is some old man or someone else there who has never heard of it lol

[Nillie13]

i can't wait for pt. 2!! i want a bracelet that says edward cullen! stupid trademark! jk

[soupshop]

xD

The spidermonkey photo at the end xDD

great!

Can´t wait to see your paradies,they´re too funny =)

[kattiekups]

Lol sorry about your root canal but its funny how just one side of your mouth is moving. Well I guess I can't get an Edward Cullen braclet :( but I'll just go to one of those dog tag machines they have at pet stores and get a bone one and put Jacob Black on it and get a heart one and put Edward Cullen lol. Yeah its lame but where else will I get one?

[twilightluv96]

is that first picture from your prom?

[ravenclawLDS89]

lol, no. that was actually taken at my ex's birthday party. medya didn't go to the prom i went to. but OUR high school prom is tomorrow! so i'll take a picture of us there put it up :)

-melanie

[twilightluv96]

srry bout ur route canal.... i no i spelled it wrong , o well....... does it hurt?

[ravenclawLDS89]

it's just sore, not so much throbbing pain or anything like that.

[twilightluv96]

oooooo okay..... well i gess thats good that it doesnt hurt, and i cant wait for the prom pic...... wat color is medya's and ur's dress?

[superdani152003]

Hey girl!

It's a good thing that you had new moon by your side.

I know how annoying those trips to the doctor can be(I have to wear braces,so I'm probably going to look like ugly Betty twins sister).

That woman could simpathyze with the twilight cause and made an exception.

How could she???!!!!!I hope you're doing better.

[twilightluv96]

yaaaa..... i no wat u mean by twilight spreading..... MY TEACHERS R READING IT!!!!! and its becuase theve seen me read and talk about it, and i can't wait for behind the scenes part 2!!

[RunescapeFreak1994]

Lol. Thats so sad :( MEAN LADY!!! GRRRRARG!!!!! Those stories made me laugh. I was at the dentist 2 days ago. NICE SPIDERMONKEY!!!

[emorocker1234567]

haha lol i did the same when i went to disneyland i asked for edward cullen and they said no so i got sad :(

[ppgjess]

Hahaha funny luv it

[Darsoid]

my comment got cut off... =(

But, it kinda sucked that she didn't let you do that. What did she think you were going to do? Sell in? pssssh.

Can't wait for the twilight behind the scenes 2! =D

Lol, that was funny!

Yer, I know what you mean about Twilight spreading fast. Like, when I started reading Twilight a while ago, I didn't know of any hxc fans, and then like 2 weeks later, I find all these people saying "hey do you read twilight?" it's like...how did this happen?!

But it's awesome, because a fantastic book like that should be cherished around the globe.