I Suck And Here's Why

[RectalDiscourse]

I didn't know people were retarded enough to care about the nuances of TJ's attire, then again, I shouldn't be surprised. A little faith in humanity was lost this day.

[brixxie27]

aaww, he's worried about his step dad!! so cute!

[JokerColors]

Fuck your glasses

[TheHardDanceManiac]

Am I the only who is curious to know how he explained it to his boss?

[DH29200]

Bring back the old glasses, BRAH!! New glasses look like SHIIIT!!

[Samgurney88]

I got up and I had cereal, and then I had a shit and I wiped my ass... TJ you legend!

[SiilentMiike]

Wish you had more laid back videos like this one.

[MrMcChicken87]

HOLY CRAP DID YOU GUYS SEE HIS NEW GLASSES AT 0:30? AWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

[calidude512]

Yo... tj.. those new glasses LOOK TOTALLY FUCKIN RETARDED SON!!!!!!! NEW GLASSES OR I UNSUBSCRIBE!!!

[Patience1138]

New website idea: ThatDoucheWithTheGlasses

[BallinRabbit09]

i love this guy and his glasses

[twohats829]

Yeah so thumbs up if you love the new glasses.

[Drinapropriatetouch]

I was about to cure cancer but then I watched this video...sorry guys.

[TheLegendofCera]

I enjoy my douchebaggyness. Adults get all over me for wearing half-tight clothing and for covering my boobs. They say my half-modesty is giving the guys more imagination or some shit like that... wait... what?

[GeorgeWashington456]

If I have enough time to watch cat videos, I have more than enough to watch The Amazing Atheist.

[Artanis99]

Ahh typical behavior. Moment you are confined in hospital you are deeply frustrated that you can't get out and you are looking for excuse.

[xxcrossed]

lmao !

[qoroq]

haha oh tj *taps shoulder*, youre less a douchebag than others. if that consoles you. in any way.

[MrSlendermanxLove]

I liked your video mr Atheist. You're neat ;D 

[fowlfables]

I have the same glasses!

[TheGarrettsee]

...... I buy EVERYTHING from walmart!!!

[Ligermorph]

I STAND FIRM ON THE NEW GLASSES AND I LO..

Ahw crap, sorry dude, I'll go buy you a new pair. Walmart was it?

[JourneyRehp]

i used to rant and rave about tj's new glasses, but then i decided to watch videos instead of trollolololing

[A801506]

TJ Your mainstream now.. How does it feel?

[8balls122]

I used to wear glasses...then I took a whumpus to the grumpus

[HellomynameisN]

BRING BAK DA NEW GLSSES FUCK SHIT ASS BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[iKaylind]

I freakin' love this first world problem.

[Krow006]

OLD GLASSES! FUCKIN BRING BACK THE OLD GLASSES! BAH! NEW GLASSES LOOK LIKE SHIT! YOU LOOK FUCKING RETARDED NOW! I'M UNSUBSCRIBING UNLESS YOU BRING BACK THE OLD GLASSES!!

[beatlefanc]

It's okay TJ, I enjoyed this video :P

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

What the fuck is wrong with Walmart? El oh el. Is that the new thing to do to be cool now; we all shop at Walmart and pretend like we have too much class for the goods we JUST purchased and will CONTINUE to purchase? Fuckin' dunces, all-a-ya. Lul

[AkkadianSteel]

You do suck! That's why I clicked the video. Because I agree with that statement.

[bmaseray]

I WORK AT THE FREAKING LHC. AND THIS VIDEO WASTED TIME I COULD HAVE SPENT DISCOVERING THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

[PivotalPlatypus]

Who cares if you go to the eye doctor in Walmart? It's cheaper, and they sell the same shit vision stores do. Walmart also sells iPhones... doesn't mean they're any better if you buy them from the apple store. Some fucking people.

[Tudorel98]

How much coke did he snort before recording this o.o

[guitarlord390]

I STAND FOR THE NEW GLASSES

[lamborger]

@guitarlord390 YOUR POSITION IS MISINFORMED AND I, AND THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

[guitarlord390]

@lamborger SIR, I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR TJ TO WEAR THE NEW GLASSES. THE OPPRESSIVE WAYS OF THE OLD GLASSES SHALL BE NO MORE

[lamborger]

@guitarlord390 YOU ARE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF TRADITIONAL GLASSES! WITHOUT THE OLD GLASSES WE CAN ANTICIPATE THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION!

[AtheistGamer4]

HOLY SHIT TJ GOT NEW GLASSES!!1! ^&%$UHDFSFJKGDSHFDS

[XQriousX]

@AtheistGamer4 I'M UNSUSCRIBING IF HE DOESN'T BRING BACK TEH OLD ONES!!!!!!111!!1!1!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Whenever there is a popular youtuber, the fans of that youtuber will always complain/whine when the youtuber makes a video of a different nature. It really is annoying to complain about such a thing.

[DamienNicholas]

wat up man? do you ever say fuck you to yourself in the mirror? or shit like that?

[Bourtini]

Old glasses, long hair, garage, dog, shirt off!

That is how videos are made, not this crap. So many changes my brain can't stand it.

I start every video off thinking, "well, is that TJ?" I don't know!

[HeWhoAvoidsTheLight]

bring back the old glasses.

[Bumbeak]

I like your glasses.

[streakos]

fantasic

[xianshengzhengxiong]

Oh thank fucking god. I've been a cart retriever, it's a terrible job. 16 miles of walking a day my friend, 16 fucking miles. Those stray carts always pissed me the fuck off.

[1NakedChicken1]

I like the new glasses, and I stand firm on that position.

[Hawke213X]

I really wonder when the character stopped and then TJ changed completely into his character.

[YoungNubb]

TJ I've learned so much about your life from your videos over the course of so many years, I feel like I know you on a really deep level.

[eggiex1]

@YoungNubb Isn't that the same thing that psychopaths with an obsessive crush say about their victims?

[YoungNubb]

@eggiex1 lol I should have expected such a stupid response. I don't have a crush on him, clearly. I feel like I know him in the way people feel they know entertainers/public figures. If you watch someone's videos for a long period of your life, you know them pretty well. But yea, should have expected the bullshit responses.

[eggiex1]

@YoungNubb Right, well, you set yourself up for that one. What else would you expect other than a bullshit response?

[funfunneswithpi]

i got my glasses from Walmart... i then burned down the Walmart

[mymothersmeatloaf]

@funfunneswithpi Did you then take a arrow in the knee?

[XrougeXpanda]

@funfunneswithpi good thing you could see the fire

[happyraver1958]

It's surprising how many of us atheists say expressions like "Oh my god" so often. I thought we didn't believe in bullshit, why are we still using these contradicting expressions? I don't know, I guess it's just an expression like "Hell no!" even if there's no hell. Anyone please enlighten me :)

[boredgeek]

@happyraver1958 It's an expression. Lots of expressions are dumb and don't make sense these days, but that's all they are. Easy enough explanation.

[748cowboy]

this is so ******* stupid these movies should be banned and removed by the youtube owners. I can sue if I wanted to and trust me you will lose. So please everybody flag this type of idiotness of dumbasses. Maybe our freedom of speech is protecting gangsters and racists. IF you don't comply Youtube. I will make it my fight to shut your stupid little organization down. Hell, I need the money. Unless you make me understand how to post a video on your honest website defeating idiots. NOt PLayin"!!

[Ulysses447]

@748cowboy If you don't agree or like his opinions or videos then do not watch them.

[TheUTubeRebel]

@748cowboy u mad bro

[1000Campbell]

@748cowboy You're a fucking moron.

[LeGrugkbdst]

@1000Campbell Don't feed the troll.

[XNickdaninjaX]

@748cowboy Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass.

[GameStar1300]

omfg new glasses! I like them

[KayVoorhees]

Oh god.. I have glasses like that.. And an iPhone... And a Tumblr D:

OH GOOD LORD NOOOOOOO

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[AL33355]

@TheCandyBang With just a slight bit more integrity, maybe you could upgrade a little to being just an agnostic or Satanist.

Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! 5:21 Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight! Jer 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

[TheCandyBang]

@dontKNEEL2statues LMAOOOOOOOOO christians blab way more. JESUS FISHHHHHHHHHH YADA YADA

[748cowboy]

this is so ******* stupid these movies should be banned and removed by the youtube owners. I can sue if I wanted to and trust me you will lose. So please everybody flag this type of idiotness of dumbasses. Maybe our freedom of speech is protecting gangsters and racists. IF you don't comply Youtube. I will make it my fight to shut your stupid little organization down. Hell, I need the money. Unless you make me understand how to post a video on your honest website defeating idiots. NOt PLayin"!!

[KotorFan97]

@748cowboy u mad?

[declanb21]

@748cowboy Shut the fuck up seriously, you need the money? yet you have the money for a lawyer to sue? Sit down and stop trolling

[benjamin2187]

@RepentATHEIST I seriously wish people would stop quoting the bible, it's not real proof of what you are saying. Just because it's written down in some supposedly holy book doesn't mean g-d actually said it!

[HillDueceua]

no TJ the reason you suck is because you stuck a banana up your ass

[platoondnx]

bring back the old glasses or ill start to subscribe to your channel !

[SuicidebyYourMom]

A Zoidberg reference made it all worth it.

[pacifiedfools]

"My dick is big" ... the evidence suggests otherwise

[Justas923]

What SIDE of the New Glasses debate will you be on?

Blue side: "I like the new glasses.. And I stand FIRM on that position!"

Red side: "Old Glasses! ..fucking.. bring back the old glasses, BRAAA! New glasses look like SHHIIIT!! You look FUCKING RETARTED NOW!!! I'm unsubscribing unless you fucking bring back your old glasses!"

[Animus1212]

Here have a banana

[BLooDCoMPleX]

I was finding a cure for cancer. Then I saw this video.

[iphones369]

this was on my brithday :D



[xitalianstudx]

I Suck And Here's Banana

[upplsuckimcool16]

Well, you're cool and all, but Iphine is douschebaggy.

[infinitysquaredmusic]

the new glasses are bananas

[OGTupacShakur]

@infinitysquaredmusic if you're going to make a banana joke make it funny not retarded..

[Thezillionth]

I unsuscribed because I do not enjoy the new glasses.

[mactazer]

I WANT OLD GLASSES!!!

[larzakajugganot]

i work at publix and i saw TAA and he was walking out of the store with 3 banana's

[131x]

What is TJ's tumblr?

[TheCrownedMedia]

banana.

[vigorousAtheist]

Bananas: Atheist's Anus Worst Nightmare.

[tito1894]

this is bananas

[Toadsanime]

@tito1894 You're a clever, original son-of-a-bitch, aren't you?

[lordcooler2829]

i do not like the new banana's

[DrDeso1]

Is that banana still in your anus?

[MichaelUrbina]

I heard you liked bananas? :P

[Lance9195]

Dude, the white iphone SUCKS.... get the blaaaAAACKK>>> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... hai

[himmlehuber]

I don't mind, your iphone, your glasses or your embarrassment. But shopping at Mallwart does not make you a douchbag, just a tool.

STOP DOING THAT!

[NoahesFrio]

Just an excuse to mention Dr. Zoidberg. You can tell he was thinking of that the whole time and he built the video around it.

[dustymiller65]

Oh, your new glasses look good on you too.

[dustymiller65]

You are not a douche bag; you are simply a 'diamond that refuses to shine'. Keep trying with your step dad, you know, older people resist change and don't know any better. Talk it out and be patient.

[saxophonehero]

@gameguru42392 ow, my pride. haha.

[WOWjman713]

Bring back the old glasses,the new one's suck!.

You look retarded!

[Tomek2843]

nice ring



[JNielsen1971]

I would've commenting on the douche bag haircut instead of the glasses. I think you should shave your head! Bwahahahaha!!

[sasms2]

God damn it, Amazing Atheist. I JUST subscribed to you, and now I learn that YOU are one of those mother fuckers who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot. Why do you have to break my heart? *UNSUBSCRIBE but not actually*

[capchaos888]

more good guy greg, less douchebag atheist plz.

[Vendetta0005]

Yeah, my time is valuable because it is the only thing that i have in a limited quantity, so i use time in the best possible way. By doing something that doesn't maximize my hapiness i loose hapiness. I enjoyed the video, just like every other one that i have watched, made by TheAmazingAtheist.

[ScottJoC]

Theres no point putting the cart back in the designated location because someone else will want it in a matter of minutes, leaving it closer to the store is actually doing them a favor so long as its not left in a reckless place.

[ScottJoC]

@ScottJoC and of course as long as you don't do it as the store is closing, duh.

[Osungru]

You know you could mute your videos and still laugh your ass off just from watching the

wild gestures.

[ForceInsanity22]

ZOMG NEW GLASSES

[VioletScorpion]

4:05 dear Jesus, is this the amazing atheist being vulnerable??!?!!

[ZarakiZamusha]

My lesbian friend has those exact glasses. true story

[Lietuvaitis2]

What's TAA tumblr?

[Darknightt5150]

i like old glasses

[mitchellguittar10]

I LIKE THE NEW GLASSES AND I STAND FIRM ON THAT POSTION.

[Phaedo7]

unsubscribed. Fucking hate his new glasses.

[DisturbedMurf]

Those look like my glasses...

[scottyknoxville]

Good Guy Greg. lol Funnyjunk.

[Zuwze]

Why the hell is this up in my sub box for the third time?

[toddlusk]

Get contacts. Just saying.

[MrAmsterdam17]

I'm the guy who takes the carts back to where they belong.

Guys like you could cost me my job... You suck. And that 's why.

[comprehentionoflife]

@MrAmsterdam17 if there weren't any guys like tj you wouldn't fucking HAVE a job so better start worshipping him for securing your job

[coconutstaple]

Nothing funner than watching liberals and their special interests suddenly realizing they've come face to face with all of their own confilicting hypocrisies.

[DaggelDutch]

The new glasses look 235792357329 times better!! You should keep them.

[omgweeeeeee]

OH NEW GLASSES NEW GLASSES NEW GLASSES

[m80kamikaze]

I like the new glasses, and I stand firm on that position.

[edwardLRS]

I prefer these videos

[IamKindness]

@travman1987 Lol what possessed you to post such a dumb comment? Clearly if you look at my profile you'll see I have no videos up.

[travman1987]

@IamKindness You got trolled.

[IamKindness]

@travman1987 Trolling usually has a reason behind it, that was just random out of the blue lol.

[IamKindness]

@TheMountainMew I know right? Lol, he does though.

[Wafflepwnsyrup]

Scum bag Steve. LOL

[IAmRodyle]

FUCKING BRING BACK THE OLD GLASSES, BRAH

[merkonerko2]

I wouldn't have noticed that you had glasses unless you mentioned them :P

[MoosieCoverz]

2:20 studder and nervous face thumbs up if u noticed it too. GUYS HES HUMAN TOO! :) :) :) <3

[stebbi94]

I like the new glasses, and I stand firm on that position.

[SsikG]

STFU I LOVE HIS GLASSES, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN EVA ANGELINA WITH HER THICK GLASSES, ITS HOT OK - HE LOOKS HOT WITH THEM ok...the world knows i have a glasses fetish..IM PROUD TO BE ALONE

[mycomama]

My step dad did the same thing when he had a heart attack. He still smokes a pack a day and eats cheese burgers too much but he thinks his morning bowl of oatmeal will somehow magically offset all that other shit.

You seem concerned (even worried) about your step dad though.......I couldn't care less if my dick step dad 's heart gave out.I just worry how it will affect my mom.

If he is good to you and yours I hope you are able to get through to him, and keep him around for a good long time.

[bindoggus]

I'll tell you why you suck. You're a neckbeard who spends his days making shitty videos.

[rysha101]

@bindoggus Faggot tree.

[annonymouse510]

I have those exact same glasses :)

[Redrio]

TJ is motherfucking high fucking class, bitches. Deal with it.

[xitalianstudx]

@Redrio What are you a faggot? 

[psudeoaccount]

OMG HOLY SHIT YOU didn't get a haircut.

[DrSatanAIDS]

You make out with your dead grandpa

[VanellieIce]

OMG NEW GLASSES!! NEW GLASSESS!!! NEW GLASSES!!! OMG OMG OMG

[epicwarding]

Peace The Fuck Out

[GustavHall]

New glasses are splendid

[chestbuster1987]

lol, wouldn't have noticed the new glasses if you wouldn't have mentioned them..

[Andreys69]

No matter what happens when I see you have a new video, I allways put my quest to cure cancer aside.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

@Andreys69 dude....THE CURE OR CANCER IS HEMP OIL :D

[Kstylero7]

@Andreys69 bananas.

[smokethevidence]

Motherfucker we shared the style of your old glasses.

[NVEddyV]

New Glasses 2012

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

Ok: you constantly change hair and beard? that I can handle. The new glasses? yeah, sure fine. But if you get new shoes....

[richig761]

FUCK YO GLASSES NIGGA! I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH A BLOW DRYER!

[VetinariClone]

Where on earth did that story about the guy who didn't wipe his ass properly come from? That made me feel slightly ill, do people actually do that?