Alterniabound - Bonus Track - The Blind Prophet

[xxccg1996xx]

I hate Homestuck with a fucking burning passion, but I must admit, this isn't half bad.

[purplenurple1875]

BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT OPTIC BLAST DO IT UGHHH

[bokagoofy]

Bobby is Iceman?

I always hear this song through to the end, just for the Bobby.

[DemigodsRule1999]

Does anyone else think 'Sonic' when they hear this?

[Awesomesausebroski]

2ollux do you liike kiing of the hiill?

[AmericaFF]

hahahaha bobby King of the hill

[Zxerom]

Not only does hank guest star, but you can hear bits of the intro to KotH at 00:42

[inferno232]

@Zxerom You can hear a bit of "Bobby?" there, too, cleverly hidden.

[Awesomesausebroski]

i love Sollux's voice

[FullMetalAwesome7]

OPTIIC BLA2T. DO IIT.

[ROFLMAOstudios0]

I'm not sure if this is a Terezi song or a Sollux song.

Then I decided it works as both.

[Dharengo]

@ROFLMAOstudios0 Who's the one with the optic blasts though? Apart from that detail you're right tho.

[yoshiemitzu]

holy shit i was drinking chocolate milk and when the end came up i was like "AFDDGHJKLSAA BOBBY WTH"

[Awesomesausebroski]

bobby

[MDragonFang]

Notice how at 1:34 the tempo accelerates. THE NUMBERS.

[OperationFatality]

@MDragonFang 413 references to the numbers 1, 3, and 4. Hussie is the blind prophet. callin' it xD

[inferno232]

@OperationFatality When he ends Homestuck, he gouges out his eyes out, horrifying everyone.

[MDragonFang]

@OperationFatality Hussie is everything.

[Awesomesausebroski]

i still dont get why hanks in this song

[Awesomesausebroski]

HANK???????? wtf

[nebidify]

At about 1:37 to be exact

[nebidify]

Oh my god you can hear a sped up Guile's theme in part of this

[fault3k]

@nebidify Sounds more like UN OWN was her

[nebidify]

@fault3k Ah! I see the part after that sounding like it! I asked Toby Radiation Fox (fwugradiation on Tumblr, the guy who made the song) And he was like "yeah its guiles theme" Although I think the UN OWEN part comes right after!

[JoAndAvaProductions]

Gog the voice sounds annoying

[Zimio2]

Oop, theres a dislike now. Disregard m' last comment.

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Wh0o0o0o0oH0o0o0o0o!!

....

Yep. That wath awethome.

[SailorDigiMoon]

Sometimes, it's like... Flowering Night meets King of the Hill...

Holy crap~ <333

[Zimio2]

I got 214 ratings;

and a dislike ain't one of 'em.

[RedBzerkr]

@Zimio2 People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.

[DudeCrushClaws]

WHOA. Thought I was listening to MegaMan music for awhile there. o.o

[shugochara78]

bop it

[xPhantomxSoulx]

Best. Patron. Troll. Ever.

[ZakkLamm]

@xPhantomxSoulx Fuck yes. It's pretty funny, because even before I remembered I was a Gemini (never paid much attention before Homestuck), Sollux was my favorite. And then I remembered and I was like "fuck yeah".

[thenameiskip]

What...why is the King of the Hill in this haha? :,D

[sinsuns]

OPTIC BLAST

[PurpleKirby54]

BOBBEH

BAWBBEHH

BAWWWBEEEEH

[LillyTheOtter]

bobby

[MsKurokitsune]

lol I love this, so much! *rapes replay button*

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

sollux was part of marvel vs capcom 2

[Reemon27]

1:29

you hear that motherfucker yelling in the background?

it must be sollux. yes it must be.

slfjhsbvxienvnwikenrqzm<3333

[Devil6442]

So based on this song sollex was trained by cyclopes from X-men ... okay now I want the trolls to meet the x-men.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

Dreams don't die!

I BEG TO DIFFER.

[terminallyCaprici0us]

It's ironic how it says dreams don't die and yet all the dream selves are dead

[Mcsugarbob]

I don't know if beautiful is the right word for this, but it's the only word I can think of. That 'BOBBY.' at the end killed me XD

[MysteryShadowLight]

I laughed at the end of this. "Dreams don't die"

OH YES THEY DO.

[ULTRAMARIOX]

Optic Blast, dreams don't die, Bobby

[AWonderingPanda]

b0bby?? grandpa???

[HeyItsJono]

Andarix brought me here

OPTIIC BLA2T

[Sigsorama]

OPTIIC BLA2T.

[trioxyz7]

My parton troll's theme: The best theme

[funnytime12045h]

DREAMS DON'T DIE

....

bobby?

[SpongeBobFan1234]

BOBBY

Did you guys hear that at the end ahahahaha oh my god that was funny. I was like WUT and backed away in a comedic fashion then just lol'd because I thought of King of the Hill.

[zerovalentine112]

Sollux's themes are so badass. :D

[angelica462]

r.i.p. 

[MrDoctorMystery]

@angelica462 1/2 r.i.p

[bloowalrus272]

@angelica462 he's not actually dead, if he was dead it would say 'DEAD' above his head...

[angelica462]

@bloowalrus272 no, he's pretty dead. he's just lucky enough to have a ghost self around.

[bloowalrus272]

@angelica462 No, hes gemini, he has two dream selves. therefore, if one dies, he isnt really dead. And he's blind, not dead.

[fdsgfgsdgsd]

GUILE'S THEME WHAT.

[AnimeFreakLover141]

This makes me proud to be a Gemini. SO PROUD.

[TheBurrowingHippo]

Oh Sollux

You get all the bitches

Including me

[theSLiKbandit]

BEHOLD, OPTIC BLAST!

[punksaske93]

Megaman X? pretty awesome

[Pwi3000]

bobby

[Burpigwet]

bobby

[shadowd151]

Sounds almost like a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon theme till the lyrics start.

[67oesen]

126 likes, but no dislikes? Well, can't say I'm surprised either.

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

I sell mind honey and mind honey accessories.

[wwetlands]

@FreelancerSamJCaboos can you hook me up bro?

[PortalShy]

ii love how iit 2ays bobby at the end.

[PixlPianta]

If the trolls were gender swapped, this would totally be a Terezi song.

*feels awkward for thinking this was a Terezi song at first :P*

[DerpyDackles42]

Sollux: "Well why not. II liike thii2 new generatiion of musiic."  *listens to song*

....thii2 ii2 bull2hiit!!"

[lalala123able]

Am I the only one who fell out of their chair at the very end?

[kaleidia14]

OPTIC BLAST

[AdmiralGoatse]

8 "Incredible" reactions, just how it should 8e ::::)

[Taurusbee]

Sollux will forever be my favorite character

[forte8910]

@Taurusbee a2 well he ought two be ii mean he2 pretty awe2ome.

[leafgreenbeast]

this entire thing is a remix of king of the hill's opening theme. an amazing one.

[iluvagothkenny]

Hank Hill thellth propane and propane acthethorieth

[plzrezzie]

OPTIC BLATH

[Chombijou]

Anybody else realize that this is just a remix of the King of the Hill theme?

[Bananawawa]

@Chombijou not until you pointed it out.

[kneji]

@ImmaHetaliaFangirl Cal,man.

[OrangeRevenge]

And then you remember Sollux is fatally injured :'C

[MrsDanoBitchez]

@OrangeRevenge Oh ):

[IceClanCatss]

@OrangeRevenge q-q

/cry

[forte8910]

IIt'2 a 2ollux 2ong, obviiou2ly they're 2ayiing OPTIIC BLA2T

[kneji]

@catsrusme EERRRNNNH!

[sekushiiAri]

@catsrusme oh my god, you brilliant man/woman, i adore you.

XDDDD

[SargonsEye]

@catsrusme Great. You just fucked up (Literally) this song for me xD!

[KaguyaHimex]

@catsrusme CAN NEVER UNHEAR

shit i needed to pause the video I was laughing so hard

[Nikkiperson1337]

@catsrusme I will never think of Sollux the same way again T_T He's my patron too lol

[niriali]

@catsrusme Im laughing so hard right now. How did I never notice before?

[NeoCarbuncle]

@catsrusme Isn't this song done by the same guy who did the "having a baby and a baby is you" thing? If so... that could be completely intentional.

[biorevolver123765]

@catsrusme oh my god. Your grammar. It hurts my brain, dude.

[FanOfLawliet]

Dat violin <3

[FanOfLawliet]

This.

[TheEyeWatching]

Am I the only person bugged by the fact that "OPTIC BLAST" seems to be missing the "-ST" bit?

OPTIC BLA

[Evoskies]

@TheEyeWatching IIT'2 HII2 EPIC LII2P!!

[HunterRandell]

.... freeking amazingness

[executordarkleer]

0ptic bla2t

[MeAndMyLittleVoices]

OPTIC BLATHT. 8|

[xEmoxWolfxx]

0:44 Bobby

[yoitsyagirl]

This song has two sides to it.... says something, eh? <3 sollux~

[jcd42luna]

Optic Blast? I DID think that Sollux's ancestor looked like Cyclops ::::D

[BoboTalkClown]

@jcd42luna Solluclops

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

I l0ve the twO t0p rated cOmments.

[GrychoFilms]

I'll tell ya hwat, Karkat.

[Sheblet]

OPTIC BLAST

[AerusalePhoxJr]

Night Of Mindhoney Nights

[AerusalePhoxJr]

TOUHOU SOLLUX

[xp14y639]

hivebent.... playing through the fire and flames=this

[HeavyHasNoGun]

dream2

dont diie

[kittykat490]

I... I know this is Sollux's theme...

but isn't TEREZI the Blind Prophet? I mean sure now Sollux is blind too but that was only very recently, and it was set in stone from the beginning that Terezi was related to the Blind Prophets somehow.

Either way. OPTIC BLA2T! <3

[ZakkLamm]

@kittykat490 That's the irony. You expect Terezi to be the Blind Prophet, as she is both blind and the Seer of Mind. But... she's not the only one with visions of the future. The Mage of Doom has them as well. Besides... don't Prophets always speak of Doom?

[kittykat490]

@ZakkLamm This is true...

[phase866]

@kittykat490 Well, if ya think about it, Sollux was the most prophetic out of all of them if you discount Aradia. Hell, he even prophesied...uh...that thing that happens with Eridan and the K.O, and I don't wanna spoil it for anyone else that isn't updated but yea, yknow.

[ZakkLamm]

@phase866 Yes, he did. He also prophesied... other things.

[hannahtill21]

My friend says I can sound just like the guy that says optic blast

[Homestucktrolls]

I really hate the bobby part.

[FizzyMilkyway]

Hm, this sounds pret------ CODDAMN ITS AMAZING O_O

[TehFoamy]

Dreams may not die, but dream selves sure do! D:

[patsdesu]

bobby

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

This is the first song I want to learn when I get my Violin <3

[Dawnehful]

Dreams. Don't die.

.........

Bobby.

[adragon45]

Optic Blatht.

[YujiUedaFan]

Anyone else notice the King of the Hill bit?

[SuperNovaStuut]

OPTIC BLAST <3 

[OnTheBrinkOfCrazy]

OPTIC BLAST

[SPA7X]

WHy u so much King of the Hill?

[phunkbot]

it'll turn up that dream Eridan survived, and is pissed (as the confirmed dream deaths are Nepeta, Kanaya, Feferi, Tavros, Karkat.....uh.....I think that's it)

this is a very Eridan sounding song, and that is why I've come to this conclusion

[SonicGirlLightYear]

@phunkbot But...

...this is a theme song meant very much so for Sollux?

[phunkbot]

@SonicGirlLightYear

Sollux of course would be in whatever this song was used for (OPTIC BLAST), but I am predicting that Eridan is gonna be back, and they're gonna go into STRIFE: round 3 (?). of course I might be wrong....but then again, I predicted Gamzee doing something important a few minutes before the update that made him motherfucking terrifying...I mean hilarious. (I have decided those words are interchangeable for Gamzee)

but yeah the song style has elements from their previous fight

[Arianna2Kana]

@phunkbot

Agreed on Gamzee. he' one of my fave trolls, but when he had the bi-polar only word i have for it, maybe withdrawal mood swing is better) i freaked out, and am still creeped out by things that honk. He's still the most badass troll though xD

[SunnyTheBunny1]

@phunkbot If it did happen, I can imagine Eridan losing this round, perhaps they may even become kesmesis. That'd be pretty awesome.

[TheGreatCrow]

LOL King of the Hill....OPTIC BLAST.

[shadowphantom2]

Wow, It has a similar sound to SNES Megaman X music....

[CaliburDS]

BEHOLD!

[Trah5591]

The Optic Blasts...

So beautiful.

[VinnnAlonzo]

....Bobby? wtf XD

anyways....I totally just jizzed in my pants.

[CaliburDS]

@VinnnAlonzo Listen closely, you can hear King of the Hill main theme.

[Minish23]

Bobby

[winxgirlalways]

Um, I broke my replay button.

[AkiTheNarwhal]

DREAMS.

DON'T DIE.

[hate666webs]

@AkiTheNarwhal

Bec Noir: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[BlueBoyX4]

@AkiTheNarwhal

Bec: Oh really?

[rel1256]

@AkiTheNarwhal Bec accepts that challenge.

[XxMaddieNeoshadowxX0]

@rel1256 This comment is totally not from another video.

[CaptainHoovy]

@AkiTheNarwhal

Bec Noir: Challenge Accepted.

[Burpigwet]

@AkiTheNarwhal

Bec Noir: Challenge Accepted