1000s of lights just blinking and beeping and flashing and flashing and beeping and blinkining i cant take it anymore the flashing and blinking and beeping why doesnt somebody pull the plug
Meet me in the tower..... We have no tower, sir........NO tower ??? Just a bridge, sir..... WHY THE HELL AREN'T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS !?! ( opens the screen and walks through ).
LOL I see pretend nothing has happened and hope everthing turns out ok in the morning, iv considered that theres got to be a better angle. lol god thats awesome
fill it with gas. get the women and children to the lower shelters contact the japanese ambassador get me a complete file on everyone thats seen the sound of music more than four times on second thought kill those orders lol hahahahaha
This is my favorite part of the movie, especially the part where Shatner loses it over the blnking lights. The beeps keep getting louder as he does, haha Shatner was great in this movie.
I'm watching Season 1 of Man from UNCLE featuring Shatner and Nimoy as guest stars. Shatner plays an exterminator and Nimoy is an aide to a Russian politician.
"I want a six foot trench dug around this base fill it with gas get me a complete file on anyone who's seen the sound of music more than four times on second thought kill those orders"hahahaha
Well then it's best you don't buy that apartment off eBay that was designed to look like a Star Trek ship. Thats got more blinking lights than this. xD
(I said that because of an assumption you're a Trek fan simply by the video you commented on.)
The Sound Effects are largely from 'Star Trek II'... as well as the prob with the rotating lights...going back and forth...blinking, bleeping and flashing... FLASHING! I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!
@clasikrock - "Rorshak? Watchmen anyone? "I just noticed for the first time, having seen the Watchmen movie recently. Wondering if anyone else did. What's great about this, isn't that it's just comedy, it's rich and thick comedy. Did you notice the computer noises are an Atari 8 bit loading from a disk?
Give ol' Bill Shatner his props, sometimes he can actually be pretty darned funny, intentionally even. Yeah, okay, he's got a reputation as a hammy actor, but sometimes he's actually a pretty decent actor with an intermittent penchant for goofy comedy. God bless him.
@RoguePlanet Yah, he can be a corny actor, but you just have to give him props in this 'cause he lampoons himself and all the not-so-subtle Star Trek jokes.
The way Shatner says, "no tower?" always kills me LoL
BTW, the machine with the red lights is actually from Star Trek and pops up in movies and episodes of every series from time to time. Always kills me when I see it in the background.
Ohh cut the bleeding heart crap will ya? We've all got our switches, lights and knobs to deal with Stryker. I mean, down here, there are literally hundred and thousands of blinking, beeping and flashing lights. Blinking and beeping and flashing...they're flashing..and they're beeping! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
THEY'RE BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING! WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY PULL THE PLUG?!!!
@Dealer35811 - "I love the ridiculous orders." Reminds me of an old job. A supervisor stepped us through a release, and it got screwed up. From then on, we had a checklist of things we had to sign off on. It was our fault of course, not his.
never heard of him . . . thats not exactly true! hilarious idk how ppl dont find this funny cos i no ppl that hate them!! how can ya it has me doubled up laughin !!!
This is a really great video. Thanks for posting this. I really liked this part of the film. My favorite scenes in this video are the ones of the woman in the Moral Majority shirt and they show her boobs starting to shake and shimmy.
You're welcome. No one had previously posted the entire sequence but glad to see so many have enjoyed it. Was my favorite part of both Airplane! movies.
"i mean down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking beeping and flashing lights.Blinking and beeping and flashing their flashing!! and their beeping!! I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!!! THE BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING WHY DOESNT ANYONE....SJKDJKD!!!"
Forgot how much loved Shatner in this movie.
morninggloryseed 1 day ago
Over Macho Grande, sir?
andythefork 1 month ago
"We are going to get her down and down safe"
"Real money safe drops from nowhere"
lol still cracks me up.
BlackWidowZ93 1 month ago
i have the same drinking problem that TED STRIKER does!!!!!
tupac1983 1 month ago
"Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?!" love that line!
GOPJ00 2 months ago
I love that the the communications screen he's on is actually a door.
solidmario1 2 months ago
They're blinking and they're beeping, and they're flashing and they're beeping....I can't stand it anymore! Lol
elrond70 4 months ago 2
"I want a 6' trench dug around the entire base"
riceman460 5 months ago
6:05-6:15.. Classic..lol
aukai102706 5 months ago
Damn fine actor.
atomiswave2 6 months ago
might as well write 'em off... close up the Bridge...lets get outta here--lights out.
Firewrench 6 months ago
And this was BEFORE Shatner began his career in self-parody.
snarkus63 6 months ago
I love the howling wolf at the begining of the moon scene
archon808 7 months ago
The guy at 7:22 reminds my of how i used to shave.
djslapdash 7 months ago
The moonbase name, Alpha Beta, must be another joke, because Alpha Beta was also the name of a chain of supermarkets on the west coast.
Teflon65 9 months ago
"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes." How ironic.
greyeyed123 11 months ago 2
Ok i have a question: Why in the name of GOD in heaven is Ted Striker's 400 Polka Favorites not available on iTunes?
HelloFade2 1 year ago 7
looks like he still has that drinking problem =)
sjp092 1 year ago
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
WC3POchannel10A 1 year ago
beautiful hair
dcmccants 1 year ago
Down safe!
Bingokongen 1 year ago 2
doesn't sandahl bergman from 'conan' have a cameo in this movie?isn't she one of the lunar base officers?i seem to recall.
execmiller 1 year ago
1000s of lights just blinking and beeping and flashing and flashing and beeping and blinkining i cant take it anymore the flashing and blinking and beeping why doesnt somebody pull the plug
Love that line
XifyouhavetoaskX 1 year ago 2
start watching the funniest part at 7:37
PatrickFawley09 1 year ago
I've pulled ted strykers record, "4000 polka songs" Oh my god it's worse than I thought!
future2501 1 year ago
Sexy scene with Julie's hair :D
RoyboyX 1 year ago
@8:18 - Pat Sajak
tripjet999 1 year ago
He could have used the handle that broke off... A la Piece of Metal!
MetallicBill 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@derekfnord It is.
av8r500 1 year ago
@derekfnord It is.
av8r500 1 year ago
ROFL ROFL ROFL 3:27, he looks very surprize.
skyraider131 1 year ago
Apart from these red lights going over and back this machine seems to have no other function.
philipkeaveney777 1 year ago
I see, pretend nothing has happened and hope everything turns out ok in the morning, iv considered that theres got to be a better angle. LOL
mannequinwizard 1 year ago
@mannequinwizard Best part is getting those DAMN lights to flash in sequence! That had me LOL
MetallicBill 1 year ago
Hahahaha, love this scene!!!
Anfield4Ever 1 year ago
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. LOL!!
sillycon 1 year ago
wants to be William Shatner when he grows up!
TRexster66 1 year ago
@TRexster66 It is.
av8r500 1 year ago
shatner rules. if he cant act wtf is he doing as a kickass lawyer on tv?
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
"We've run these tests here." "Thank you, Rorschach." HAHAHAHA!
aokjunebug91 1 year ago
Moral Majority. lol
SuaveGemini 1 year ago
I always said to myself. What the fuck is he shaving for? That shit is hella funny.
SuaveGemini 1 year ago
What have you found? All I've found is that these red lines keep moving back and forth.
tvnewsguy42 1 year ago
on of the funniest movies ever!
hollynat 1 year ago
Love the way the doors open: sssshhhhh
03nj 1 year ago
hey a character from the watchmen raurshack
wyhawk 1 year ago
"I've never heard of him, that's not exactly true, we were like brothers."
That line always gets me.
BrokenBassBin 1 year ago
I want a 6 foot ditch dug around the whole base filled with gasoline.
freakofevolution 1 year ago
DOWN SAFE! :D
a4ol 1 year ago
We have computers everywhere today, not not flashing lights twinkling in sequence and "making beeps".
jerryaltman 1 year ago
Quite funny.
Only after Star Trek Next generation they decided to put names in the bright flashing buttons.
jerryaltman 1 year ago
Shhhhh........SHHHHHH CLEVER
Douverwynn 1 year ago
Meet me in the tower..... We have no tower, sir........NO tower ??? Just a bridge, sir..... WHY THE HELL AREN'T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS !?! ( opens the screen and walks through ).
gmsoftball2009 1 year ago
Try another lever!!!! LMAO i love it
no buttons?
Douverwynn 1 year ago
4:13 ROFL!!
William Shatner is hella funny in this movie. BRAVO Bill!
DarthLucifer08 1 year ago
lol just a bridge sir
mannequinwizard 1 year ago
'No tower?'
SeanMaccaUK 1 year ago
:48 is funny, you realize he is on the other side of the door and not in outer space!
jimbotwin91 1 year ago
haha contact the japanese ambasador!
ConieMax 1 year ago 2
Over Macho Grande, Sir? No Im afraid Ill never get over Macho Grande
weathersh09 2 years ago 2
I love it when he's looking for the shuttle on the periscope, and instead he finds the Enterprise.
weathersh09 2 years ago
LOL I just hope he has the right stuff XDDD The Shat is the best!
sondano 2 years ago 2
numero uno honcho
darkglasses 2 years ago 4
down safe lol
TheFighterpilot93 2 years ago 2
LOL I see pretend nothing has happened and hope everthing turns out ok in the morning, iv considered that theres got to be a better angle. lol god thats awesome
mannequinwizard 2 years ago 3
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...
SyvetheShairks 2 years ago
Oh my God
Princegto 2 years ago
fill it with gas. get the women and children to the lower shelters contact the japanese ambassador get me a complete file on everyone thats seen the sound of music more than four times on second thought kill those orders lol hahahahaha
goldclock02 2 years ago
This is my favorite part of the movie, especially the part where Shatner loses it over the blnking lights. The beeps keep getting louder as he does, haha Shatner was great in this movie.
benbaked 2 years ago
We need Buck Murdock to solve the U.S. financial crisis : )
Melville10 2 years ago 21
@Melville10 He'll get the debt down and down safe
Puttetier 2 years ago
I'm watching Season 1 of Man from UNCLE featuring Shatner and Nimoy as guest stars. Shatner plays an exterminator and Nimoy is an aide to a Russian politician.
Melville10 2 years ago
@Melville10 So true, a 6 year old would do a better job then barry.
a4ol 1 year ago
1:47 thats from star trek 2
Remington61189 2 years ago
It's sooo funny how they reveal all of these Sci-Fi Stereotypes like the blinking and beeping lights that doesn't have any funtion XD
My favorite Moment in Airplane 2
KRAFTWERK2K6 2 years ago
loved shatner in this! thx for posting.
Doggieman1111 2 years ago
Get me a record of everyone who has seen the sound of music more then four times.
Avatarblackwolf 2 years ago
Shatner dedication in great new bio (All About Jeffrey hunter) at amazon!
Bestmanme08 2 years ago
I wonder who was in command of Enterprise....
thanks51 2 years ago
picard most likly stuck in somr sort of time deas ex machina thing
Thevampman24 2 years ago
to thanks51's comment: Chris Pine now
Remington61189 2 years ago
"Coming in low...is just something you have to do when you land."
I always crack up at this line.
zmike6 2 years ago
Laugh at me, but I´m always doing that "tsch tsch" thing when I had to go thru that kind of doors :-)
hastenichtgesehen12 2 years ago 2
"Sir these lights keep blinking out of sequence."
"what should we do about it, sir?"
"Get them to blink in sequence."
Jonas223XC 2 years ago 3
Over macho grande sir ? ... No I'm afraid I'll never get over macho grande.
Dominasta 2 years ago
down safe!
rushaholic 2 years ago
heheh those red lights appear alot in Star Trek. I don't know what they are though.
TokoGT 2 years ago
down safe thud
goldclock02 2 years ago
Try another leever!
TheCanadianWanderer 2 years ago
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes...classic.
chasefreak 2 years ago
"we could try ignoring it"
I still use that dialogue today. Mostly at work. lol
MacAttackX 2 years ago 10
It's just something you have to do... when you land.
:)
I was also reminded of the line from the first one. "You ever been kicked in the head by an iron boot? Of course not, never happens."
pacatrue 2 years ago 2
"I want a six foot trench dug around this base fill it with gas get me a complete file on anyone who's seen the sound of music more than four times on second thought kill those orders"hahahaha
goldclock02 2 years ago
If there were thousands of those blinking and beeping and flashing lights everyday at my place I would go crazy too:)
dessan18 2 years ago 2
Well then it's best you don't buy that apartment off eBay that was designed to look like a Star Trek ship. Thats got more blinking lights than this. xD
(I said that because of an assumption you're a Trek fan simply by the video you commented on.)
Grykus7 2 years ago
that was hilarious! XD
REpsycho 2 years ago
Don't fight 'er!
I'm trying...but SHE'S fighting ME!!
knightryderrwn 2 years ago 2
macho grande lol!
Deckardpr 2 years ago
The Sound Effects are largely from 'Star Trek II'... as well as the prob with the rotating lights...going back and forth...blinking, bleeping and flashing... FLASHING! I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!
XD XD XD
kuribayashi84 2 years ago 2
"Ted Striker? You know him sir? Never heard of him... that's not entirely true" lol
jayers2 2 years ago 2
I pulled his record (Ted Striker sings 40 polka songs) but I don't think you're gonna like it, sir!
DrMindBender76 2 years ago
Classic Bill Shatner.....I really wonder if Bill knows how funny he can be?
Primevals33 2 years ago
Amazing scene from a great movie, but anybody else notice he looks at inkblots given to him by a man named Rorshak? Watchmen anyone?
clasikrock 2 years ago
@clasikrock - "Rorshak? Watchmen anyone? "I just noticed for the first time, having seen the Watchmen movie recently. Wondering if anyone else did. What's great about this, isn't that it's just comedy, it's rich and thick comedy. Did you notice the computer noises are an Atari 8 bit loading from a disk?
NameCallingIsWeak 1 year ago
7:55 LoL, why doesnt he just stop ?! XD
EmperorofTerra 2 years ago
"Get down safe"
A safe falls down behind him.
LOL!
bwworld 2 years ago 2
Give ol' Bill Shatner his props, sometimes he can actually be pretty darned funny, intentionally even. Yeah, okay, he's got a reputation as a hammy actor, but sometimes he's actually a pretty decent actor with an intermittent penchant for goofy comedy. God bless him.
RoguePlanet 2 years ago 19
@RoguePlanet Shatner is the man, plain and simple.
McMahonHater 1 year ago
@RoguePlanet
I think you have an intermittent penchant for coming up with expressions like "intermittent penchant".
gorillabelly1 1 year ago
@RoguePlanet Yah, he can be a corny actor, but you just have to give him props in this 'cause he lampoons himself and all the not-so-subtle Star Trek jokes.
Ovrkyl 1 year ago
were gonna get her, DOWN SAFE, BOOM! ROFLMAOOOOO
a4ol 2 years ago
8:18 Pre-Wheel of Fortune Pat Sajak.
Oddwun 2 years ago
Denny Crane was so young here
007InMiami 2 years ago
I love the part when Murdock comes through the door which you thought was a display screen!
Rudolf555 2 years ago 2
It's Star Trek props!!! XD
MyOwnCreationProduct 2 years ago
"I want a six foot trench dug around the entire base....fill it with gasoline!"
ummagumma00 2 years ago 2
"Might as well write him off. Let's close up the bridge. Let's get out of here."
vtyhw 2 years ago 3
lol that's optimism for ya lol
robj200735 2 years ago
@vtyhw - "Let's get out of here." ... and he shuts EVERYTHING OFF with the turn of a single knob. "What the he**'s a MAN doing with a bobby pin??"
NameCallingIsWeak 1 year ago
The way Shatner says, "no tower?" always kills me LoL
BTW, the machine with the red lights is actually from Star Trek and pops up in movies and episodes of every series from time to time. Always kills me when I see it in the background.
And "Down safe!" always kills me too LoL
cydonianpsycho 3 years ago 6
anyone else notice that Buck's radio microphone isn't plugged into anything? haha
bmmuir 3 years ago
I guess irony is ironic...huh
AeroSpaceBoy130 3 years ago 2
Ohh cut the bleeding heart crap will ya? We've all got our switches, lights and knobs to deal with Stryker. I mean, down here, there are literally hundred and thousands of blinking, beeping and flashing lights. Blinking and beeping and flashing...they're flashing..and they're beeping! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
THEY'RE BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING! WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY PULL THE PLUG?!!!
TheCoolProfessor 3 years ago 11
lol
risc19 2 years ago
hahahahaahhahahhahhahha lmfao!!!! lmfao!!! find a piece of metal and shove it in there!!!!!
cptskellern 2 years ago
@TheCoolProfessor The only thing missing was him screaming I AM CAPTAIN KIRK!!!
McMahonHater 1 year ago
@McMahonHater Right! Or, even "I...AM...KIROK" would work too.
bigmandrel 1 year ago
I agree, best nine minutes of the movie.
RhiDon99 3 years ago 2
Easily.
Kirok 3 years ago
i love the sarcasm as he says, "cut the bleeding heart crap will yaaaa".
knockknockjokes123 3 years ago
4:10 - 4:20 LMFAO
thomasTANKbaber 3 years ago
I love the ridiculous orders.
I want a 6 ft trench dug around the entire complex......Fill it with gasoline!!!!!
And....Contact the Japanese (sp)? ambassador!
Hilarious!
Dealer35811 3 years ago 2
haahahahahahahahhahahaahah cof cof hahahahahahaahhahahah!!!!!! lmfao lmfao!!
cptskellern 3 years ago
@Dealer35811 - "I love the ridiculous orders." Reminds me of an old job. A supervisor stepped us through a release, and it got screwed up. From then on, we had a checklist of things we had to sign off on. It was our fault of course, not his.
NameCallingIsWeak 1 year ago
I like the whole movie, but this is probably my favorite 9 minutes of it! LOL!!!!!
LadyCorella 3 years ago
"We could try ignoring it, Sir?" Giggle
brianwesley28 3 years ago
A BobbyPin??? What the hell is man doing with a BobbyPin??? Funny scene...love this movie too too much!! Thanks for posting this!!
Sanjeev Sharma
Dallas, Texas
sanjeevksharma 3 years ago
Voice activated door. Shhh. lmfao
Dominasta 3 years ago
I forgot how funny this was!!
julio8442 3 years ago
Ted Strikers 400 Polka Favorites.......
What a shotty Record!
HenshinMasta 3 years ago
never heard of him . . . thats not exactly true! hilarious idk how ppl dont find this funny cos i no ppl that hate them!! how can ya it has me doubled up laughin !!!
sammidoll85 3 years ago
These red lights keep moving back and forth. Aside from that this thing seems to have no other function whatsoever??
TMA271 3 years ago 3
Were going to get her down and down safe. [whistle overhead sound of safe falling] ROTFLMAO
IntermittentSprocket 3 years ago
I sure can use a little breather. LOL
IntermittentSprocket 3 years ago
I don't think I'll EVER be over Macho grande.
enzytebob 3 years ago 4
i love the scene where he said, "oh cut the bleeding heart crap will ya? we have blinking flashing and beeping. CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
inuyashason81 3 years ago 2
lol Pat Sajak at 8:19.
mpontheair2 3 years ago
DOWN SAFE> AHAHHA!
freaky108 3 years ago
and down safe! hahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao!!!
cptskellern 3 years ago
If William Shatner is one thing, it's an actor!
jonahansen 3 years ago 3
Molto Bello anche se non ho capito niente
elpibeplasticonuevo 3 years ago
Blinking and beeping and flashing.
jano006 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!! hilarious!!! Love the door bit when he walks out
CalgarSkull 3 years ago
shsh shsh sshh sshh BAAAAHAAAAA!
choosicles 3 years ago
capt kirk kicks ass! numero uno!
enrrwa 3 years ago
"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes"
TangomanX2008 3 years ago
lol the star trek clip.
funniest part of the movie.
no tower ?
battlestarmarc 3 years ago
shh haha
s7ightly4ltered 3 years ago
By far the funniest part of this movie. Only the court scene comes close.
Rolandzebub 3 years ago
i agree... "how we survived, i dont know.."
"howie survived?"
"no. im afraid we lost howie." lol
recontranaso 3 years ago 3
Airplane, probably the best movie in the world. This one is also good.
v5spectre 3 years ago 2
He plays the character with such conviction.
He literally takes over the movie for a bit.
Penlager 3 years ago 3
Penlager,
What do you expect from Shatner?!?
knightryderrwn 3 years ago
God bless you for posting this Wisegambler.
You're the top dog,the big man,numero uno honcho, the head cheese!
MarkEdwards101 3 years ago 6
"If it weren't for those people up there, I'd say let Ted Stryker go down in a firey twisted mass of molten metal" classic stuff!
Penlager 3 years ago 2
Greatest Shatner scene stealer ever. Do you have the Chuck Conners scenes at all(the spitting scene, trying to avoid Lloyd Bridge's cigarette butts)?
83survivor 3 years ago
This is a really great video. Thanks for posting this. I really liked this part of the film. My favorite scenes in this video are the ones of the woman in the Moral Majority shirt and they show her boobs starting to shake and shimmy.
NX74656 3 years ago
You're welcome. No one had previously posted the entire sequence but glad to see so many have enjoyed it. Was my favorite part of both Airplane! movies.
wisegambler 3 years ago
blinking and beeping and flashing!
SiriuslyBast 3 years ago 2
Ted Stryker?
You know him sir?
Never heard of him..... Thats not exactly true... We were like brothers. We flew together during the war. We were close, real close until...
Until sir?
Until that day over Macho Grande.
Over Macho Grande sir?
No Im afraid I'll never get over Macho grande.
jayers2 3 years ago 7
Nick Knack from James Bond lmfao
AVRILSBEAN 3 years ago
Possibly the funniest scene ever.
Ryomou1988 3 years ago 2
LOL that guy trying to shave is hilarious.
bigboyburnsy 3 years ago
Irony can be Pretty Ironic sometimes.
Aurone 3 years ago 4
"i mean down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking beeping and flashing lights.Blinking and beeping and flashing their flashing!! and their beeping!! I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE!!! THE BLINKING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING WHY DOESNT ANYONE....SJKDJKD!!!"
bigboyburnsy 3 years ago
My favorite part of the whole scene.
Arjay9975 3 years ago
Shatnercalifragilisticexpialidocious
drrude 3 years ago 4
CLASSIC!!!
BIGPJM 3 years ago 2
That's a bird, that's a cow, that's a horse with a hat on it.... classic stuff!
Penlager 3 years ago
That's a bird, that's a cow, that's a horse with a hat on it.... classic stuff!
Penlager 3 years ago
Write em off... LOL
dcwik1 3 years ago