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  • more of this, this is awesome, so are your songs

  • @PsychoOverflow Thanks! I haven't been rambling much recently, due to lack of topics (I did do a couple of pretty ranty reviews of the Wolverine movie and an episode of Smallville on my blip.tv channel TastefulTuna though). Anything in particular you'd like me to ramble about?

  • @Swenglish Anything really, it sucks seeing a guy with your talent not get as many views as he should. Though it'd be interesting seeing your views on global news or become a reviewer yourself of something your passionate about.

  • If you put training wheels behind the back wheels on a tricycle, that would be 5 wheels.

  • @Supergamer8100 yes, and that would be completely pointless, since the whole point of training wheels is to make up for the fact that a bicycle will fall over if it stands still without support. A tricycle will not fall over, because it's supported by its two rear wheels, and thus it is in no need of training wheels.

  • @Swenglish Fair point, I'm just saying you could and it would work, and that would be five wheels.

  • @Supergamer8100 It'd work, yes, but it certainly wouldn't work any better than it already did, making it entirely redundant and superfluous. A waste of space, which is where the metaphor still works.

  • Your so cute and so funny! Yes you should come to America! I will let you stay with me! LOL! Keep rocking my friend!

  • LOL very funny. BTW your accent is perfect I thought at first you were American. You should come to California and do stand up :)

  • @garybsg And live in a cardboard box?

  • Fifth Wheel = Spare.

  • @MasterJediMaggie You keep that in your trunk, not rolling on the ground with the other wheels.

  • @Swenglish Yep, but I still consider it a fifth wheel. :)

  • @MasterJediMaggie Of course, but the fact that it stays away from the other wheels until one of them breaks is part of the metaphor.

  • @Swenglish I understand the metaphor. It's actually quite logical. I was merely making a sort of joke.

  • Hahahahaha!!! You're hilarious! I was laughing the whole time! X'D

    I'm still not even "remotely close" to stopping! heehee ;3

  • Hahaha oh my gosh, you are adorable.

  • Du engelska är fantastisk! Jag är Amerikan och min Svenksa är så dåligt. Jag borde lära sig av dig. Anyway, I'm sure you found numerous mistakes there. But hey, i only iwsh my Swedish was as amazing as your English!

  • @MrsCavan Thanks! some errors, but you're not hard to follow, and that's what matters. Minor corrections:

    "Du"=you, "din"=your. Names of counties are capitalized, but not nationalities and languages. "Dåligt" describes "ett/det/mitt/ditt/vårt/ert" words, but "en/den/min/din/vår/er" would be "dålig". "Sig"=himself/herself;"mig"=me­/myself. Svenska has S before K.

    "Din engelska är fantastisk! Jag är amerikan och min svenska är så dålig. Jag borde lära mig av dig."

    You're doing pretty well.

  • This was hilarious. you're fantastic.

  • i always wondered if swedish people spoke with an english or american accent. sounds american to me.

  • @rysw19 I actually do both, though I tend to mostly use an American-ish accent in videos just to stay more or less consistent with my music (I find rapping in an English or Scottish accent difficult, so I tend not to do that, and opt instead to mainly use an American-ish accent publically.)

  • @Swenglish interesting. when swedes speak in english do they usually speak in an american accent or a british one?

  • @rysw19 From my experience, most Swedes speak with a Swedish accent (which sounds nothing like the completely fabricated Hollywood idea of a Swedish accent,), but commonly with a slightly more North-American than British leaning (due largely to the prevalence of imported American shows on Swedish television and such). But really it varies.

  • @Swenglish interesting, again. thank you.

  • @rysw19 As a general rule, there is some local trace in the accent, though younger people usually lean more towards American and older people British English. It varies, of course, but that's the general rule.

  • Wow, I'm from the Canadian prairies and have a similar accent. ....weird.

  • I don't think you even speak swedish...your american is better than many americans I know

  • Pretty much my own accent right there, and I'm a 16 y.o swede soooo.. :) kinda adds up with this bilingual-like language system applied over here

  • omg i love you, Please marry me. :D

  • @mindlessmadnesss You don't know what it's like to live with me.

  • lol

  • I like this guy, Good English brother, nice to know Swede's don't have that fucking retarded British accent.... Fuck your union jack give Ireland their country back, Politics aside, nice fucking English.

  • we'd get along :P

    

  • you talk a lot liek me! lol

  • I'm not sure if this what you were going for, but I found this video to be simply hysterical. I actually came across it while looking for something to help me learn to speak with a Swedish accent. This was way more amusing.

  • @Rocky123698745 Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yes, this is intended to be a comedy video.

  • @Rocky123698745 hahaha i was searching for EXACTLY the same thing. but yes sir, this video is great!

  • i love your accent!!! :D

  • Woah, I've never heard a Swede speak English like that before :o 

  • wow your english is amazing!! I'm coming to Sweden next year, i hope to find lovely people like you!!

  • @ffantasy4ever Don't get your hopes up; I've never met anyone like me, and I live here;)

  • @Swenglish well, at least I know that there's one person :-D

  • Oh my gosh you remind me of Hank Green so much.

  • Haha, as an Englishman I agree entirely with this guy! :)

  • haha dude you could be a comedian... no no you SHOULD be a comedian your pretty damn funny

  • How much discourse have you had with native American English speakers? If you haven't spoken with native speakers daily for long periods of time, you really have a talent for language.

  • @Jpulz14 I skype a lot with Americans.

  • @Jpulz14 Most young people in Sweden speak with an American accent or at least something closely approximating it. I am Swedish and speak with a british accent, which is more prevalent among the older generations, even though I am 17, which most people find really odd.

  • Hi ! i'm french and i'll maybe go to swedish next year. I was wondering, swedish people, in general, have a strong english accent which don't enable you to improve the english, or a little one which allows you to be better in english... Thanks for reply me !

  • @banicom44 I would gladly respond to your question if I had any idea what you were trying to ask me. Could you please rephrase it?

  • @Swenglish i 'm sorry my english is certainly bad. I just want to know, according to you, if it's possible, for a french person, to improve his english thanks to a long trip in Sweden. Because there are so many "officials" english speaking countries where the english is minor, and where you realize that it's not the right place to improve efficiently your english. So.. do u think most sweden people are almost as good as you ? Thank you

  • @banicom44 I honestly don't know. Depends who you hang out with, I guess. There are a lot of people in Sweden who know a lot of English but still have Swedish accents. I've been able to soak up non-Swedish accents thanks to watching a lot of movies and TV shows and talking to people online and stuff, so I guess I'd recommend that above talking to Swedes.

  • @banicom44 Why don't you go to Jersey, better than Sweden. That way you'd learn proper English, not American and you can still watch French TV. I l've been there and was always amazed at how it right next to France but is 100% English

  • @banicom44 Personally think the best way to learn English is to go to an english speaking country... You're french so the best place is probably the uk...? Can't get any more official than the uk. British english is probably the best to learn because it's where the language originates from.

  • @alexrachael Absolutely not. Northern American English is THE form of English we all have to learn!

  • you have no accent! wow! you speak english better than most native speakers! lol

  • you have no accent! wow! 

  • hahha, funneh :3

  • omg i love you

  • omg you're funny (''x .. But swedish isn't that logical either... At all o.o / Swede

  • @mallemyran Swedish is indeed a very illogical and clunky language.

  • But a fifth wheel could easily be the spare wheel.

  • @loveablemoggy Which is only useful when one of the main wheels is crap.

  • @Swenglish Unless you already used the spare wheel, and the fourth one had been repaired, which would make that the spare wheel then and um.. What were we discussing?

  • @loveablemoggy Cake. We were discussing cake.

  • @Swenglish Oh yes. See, now why can't more conversations on youtube be about cake? :)

  • @loveablemoggy Because it is supposedly a lie.

  • @Swenglish Is that the truth? o.o

  • @loveablemoggy You'd have to investigate for yourself, but rumor has it that that's the case. 

  • @Swenglish It's a case of cake? Does that mean there's a lot of it?

  • @loveablemoggy Not necessarily. It could be a cake-sized case, and it may well be an empty one at that.

  • @Swenglish Or it could be a cake under investigation for it's lies.

  • @loveablemoggy Or there's someone lying on the cake. Which would make the cake all smooshy.

  • @Swenglish Whatever the case, I'm sure that there's a case for a case of cake, without re-lying on laying on a cake-case and lying about it afterwards. A person might become a basket case, or a head case, thinking too much about this, and baskets, heads or cases.

  • @loveablemoggy Wait... The cake is in a basket now? What happened to the case? Did someone lie on it and the cake had to be moved? What does this mean if the cake never existed to begin with? Is it just an empty basket? And if so, what will grandmother say? And why are her teeth so big?

  • @Swenglish Well it's all a lie anyway, and this must be the worse case of linguicide I've seen in years. :shakes head: We're both to blame. Should we hide the body now? How about in that case, behind that huge cake?

  • @loveablemoggy What cake?

  • @Swenglish Oh, sorry. It's only a 5th wheel that looks like a cake. My mistake.

  • @loveablemoggy That's just the steering wheel. It's one of those fancy ones.

  • wow your english is very very good.  It sort of sounds like you have close to an english accent too.

  • spanglish is worse !!! (spanish-english)

  • Jävla dumma amerikanare som kommenterar ..

  • Stop trying to be an elitist, faggot.

    Also, it's "Speaking english," not talking english.

  • @Psyraq Wow. You must be a very joyful individual. A) Nobody "tries" to be elitist. B) What did I ever do to you? C) What did "faggots" (every single one of them) ever do to you? D) "Talking English" is an ironic title. It's completely deliberate. Lighten up, dude. E) There, I fed the troll. Now go take a nap.

  • @Swenglish I'm not a fucking troll okay, why can't people post a fucking hate-comment without dumbass faggot 13 year old boys that learn a new word, fuck your shit up?

  • @Psyraq You guessed my age wrong by a decade. (You are free to make the assumption that this means that I am in fact three years old.)

  • @Swenglish I wasn't refering to you, I was refering to the majority of faggots, which doesn't nescessarily refer to homosexuality.

  • @Psyraq faggot:

    1. a bundle of sticks or twigs, esp when bound together and used as fuel

    2. (Engineering / Metallurgy) a bundle of iron bars, esp a box formed by four pieces of wrought iron and filled with scrap to be forged into wrought iron

    3. (Cookery) a ball of chopped meat, usually pork liver, bound with herbs and bread and eaten fried

    4. a bundle of anything

  • Faggot.

  • @Psyraq What an eloquent comment. I applaud your insight.

  • You said "I'm Vince and I'm pretty ugly," there at the end, but I'm really going to have to disagree. Can you teach me Swedish?

  • @faithlovescapybaras I'm not much of a teacher. I'm sure there are better ways to learn Swedish. Classes, books, audio books, Swedish movies with English subtitles and vice versa, et.c... 

  • I think I just fell in love with you, haha.

  • u don't have a Swedish accent which makes me sad.You have an American accent...don' you guys learn england english?

  • @culacula14 Strictly speaking we learn British English in school, but most of my English teachers had thick Swedish accents, so I've had to learn accents from watching movies and television. I've picked up a number of accents that way. For example, if you watch my video "Calling all electronics experts!" you'll hear an example of how my Scottish accent sounded about one and a half years ago (though I'd like to think it's improved since then)...

  • You have an insanely amazing accent. Like, if I had just met you without knowing you were Swedish, I would think you were just from a different part of the US or maybe Canada because there is a very slight accent.

  • OMG you are awesome!

  • What does it mean when Swedes start speaking better English than Americans (the only people who speak English AND count)? We have become obsolete!!

  • Guess you'll just have to catch up;)

  • are you really Swedish, or just an American posing as a Swede ?

  • @Bernytheplayboy I'm really Swedish. Never been to America in my life. If you want evidence, go to Soundclick, search for Vincent E. L., and listen to some of my songs with non-English titles.

  • Ha, this made me giggle. :) I can't tell that you're Swedish from your accent, which sounds decidedly like mine, which is American. Yeah...

  • I love your English. Most foreigners speak it with a foreign accent, but yours is amazing for someone who's not even a native speaker

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  • You're amazing. XDD

    The Doctor Who reference made me choke on my drink... Numerous times..

  • jag skrattade så jävla mycket i början det där med handen

  • hahaha! well funny video.

    your english and your accent are really good!

  • du har mycket kul ja även jag fick mest vad du säger

  • I am speechless. holy shit

  • Oh wow can't tell your Swedish at all. You have a standard American accent with a lot of character in the voice! check out my video of me speaking Swedish haha

  • Do most Swedish speak English as good as you?

    <3

    You sound so American. Not like a European accent at all.

  • Thanks. Most Swedish people speak english with a thicker Swedish accent, but some people make an effort to minimize or get rid of it. Personally, I try to learn many accents.

  • Du är en förebild för oss alla. :P

  • lol! very nice bro XD

  • as an american i always think of the "swedish massage.: is that big in sweden?

  • In Sweden, Per Henrik Ling's massage technique is simply known as classic massage (I had to look up swedish massage on Wikipedia). I don't think it's much more common in Sweden than anywhere else. It's just one of many widely practiced massage techniques, nothing special about it. But I'm not a massage therapist nor have I ever been a massage client, so I'm not really the person to ask.

  • holy shite! you talk like me, an american. i must say im a tid disapointed. i expected in flames or soilwork choppy sexy scandinavian english but instead i get this. but no matter. your flarious.

  • o.o for a minute u remind me dwight o.othe office character wich is cool cus i like it XD

  • You are freaking hilarious, and have great English! :D

  • Why thank you:)

  • I love you too. xP

  • You speak amazing english.

  • Thank you!

  • I love you

  • "almost bigger" - what if something was expanding at a consistent rate, then you could gauge that it is almost bigger if its the same size, but then just about to expand a little more to be bigger, but has not done so yet, but the almost can be in anticipation of that event.

    Like if a glass si losing water and the last drips are falling out its almost empty :)

  • Matthew, sir, you just blew my mind.

  • lol

  • Hahaha. I lol'd

  • DU PRATAR TOKIGT! lololol

  • GIVE ME MORE!!! This is great!

  • This is fucking hilarious. xDD

  • My Cock is largely small in a huge sort of way :P

  • Hey man, good to put a face to the legend.

    Some great stuff here, it's like Max Headroom meets... The Reverend!

    Plus your impression of Newton is spot on. I imagine.

  • Bra engelska. Bra material.

  • Yea, whatever he said! lol

  • See, but what in your stand-up act and you'll be fine!

  • This material won't translate, for obvious reasons.

  • My videos are almost better than your's.

    SWEDISH!

  • Yes, but that's because your videos are terribly good, my dear Josephus.

  • Yes, but your videos are horrifically great, my humble Vincenzo.

    And dang it, I said "your is" in my last comment...

  • Some great observational comedy there.

    5 stars.

  • that is really funny

  • ^_^ That was almost hilarious

  • mer mer!! :) Jag vill ha mer!! LOL!

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