He gets by with a little help from his friends. En-Do-Rama. haha Lesson 1 grasshoppa - when bike length < jump face length, remove buttocks from seat.
I'm sorry. I know I should be more humanitarian and understanding about this utter fool nearly breaking his neck, but Dear Christ, that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
Pressing "pause" on the slow-mo section at the end of the clip - you can see the Big Guy tries to spread the oncoming load as he gets air and then I think he collapses the handlebars as he heads over, and then his hair stands straight up before the beautiful face plant!
"and if u look here in the red sands of africa u will notice the infamous 'Jared' on a motorized bike....now u may notice this is the Jared before, the consumption of subway, and as seen here, the consumption of sand, and pain, of failure."
1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 3 videos tomorrow will be your best"
lol idk why but Jareds a funny name for a fat dude.
TheGuinnessboys 1 month ago
I'll never make it dude!!!! EPIC!!!
Manidre100 1 month ago
poor fatguy
roberto5577 3 months ago
hey i know that girl
garyw1971 6 months ago
Is that Harry from Aint it Cool News?
RDBeatnik 6 months ago
stupid hillbillies
tomjinthehouse123432 6 months ago
haa did the handlebars snap??
MotleyKrew327 7 months ago
not even slightly funny
jaronsteenson 8 months ago
that poor moped didn't have achance in hell...
katzruler 9 months ago
white pig very big, seems a elephant of circus di solei heuehuehuehu
tiagomuzzolon5 9 months ago
gravitation wins
djwandals 9 months ago
i feel bad for this guy. i mean he's fat and all his friends were recording and waiting for him to fall down so that they can laugh their asses off.
vibol03 10 months ago 3
air bag he body.... hahaha...
kimseongkon 10 months ago
it looks like a couch is riding the bike..
SanderKristensen95 11 months ago
Is that the fat guy from OC motorcycle
yovani29 11 months ago
this is like the first video on youtube that actually made me laugh
124dirtbiker 1 year ago
Say no to crack
PotrickZX7R 1 year ago
great friends just to laugh at him
Welljusthi 1 year ago
that poor bike.
jefferyleathers1 1 year ago
I'm surprised that thing could even move with such a burden on it lmao
350z89 1 year ago
Hurley from lost??? o.O
yumetallica 1 year ago
Jackass
ms610172 1 year ago
Wow, surprisingly the impact didn't cause a giant crater...
Zaebba 1 year ago
Love the big as crack moment at the end
icecreamhands 1 year ago
"I'll never make it dude..." :P
DonZaloog88 1 year ago
hahahahahahhahahahaaaaa omg too funny
masjosh 1 year ago
i,m fucking crying,so funny.nice job
daddy3700 1 year ago
3XL shirt $30
110cc scooter $1500
Watching you bust your fat ass on your friends scooter, that you know your WAY to big for... PRICELESS!
crakavelly 1 year ago
@crakavelly LOL haha
masjosh 1 year ago
Earrrrthquaaaake
tinlee 1 year ago
pouahahahahahaha !!
KmartKillah 1 year ago
Garbage.
djexodus80 1 year ago
yeah bullys for friends....... props for doin it man that shit was amazinng
dman51590 1 year ago
find some real friends big guy. they punked you on that one, but it was still funny.
usforeignpolicy 1 year ago 10
lol thats worth buyin a new one!!
tcturtle89 1 year ago
@ 1:20 lol he got half his ass naked.... buwahahaha
capiche99 1 year ago
Hey, Jared, I think the bike needs a break. Get you fat ass off!!!
chuckyko 1 year ago
That bike did die . By the looks of it it nearly snapped in two.
mjdd75 1 year ago
omfg you people are horrible! That bike could have died!
thewhulk 1 year ago
"fat kid"??? Yeah poor bike...
biffy41 1 year ago
He gets by with a little help from his friends. En-Do-Rama. haha Lesson 1 grasshoppa - when bike length < jump face length, remove buttocks from seat.
tpowell453 1 year ago
crack kills dude ;x
00deathcloak00 1 year ago
poor bike
TheMxrider76 1 year ago
Nice Butcrack at the end :p
MrJackieChang 1 year ago
so mutch for not brakeing his bike
chanseland 1 year ago
did I actually see that frame snap?
MrCrf450rider 1 year ago
is it just me or does anybody else feel worse for the bike? haha
hightone4ever 1 year ago
You have to feel sorry for those tires!!!
dadsbabypu 1 year ago
Good thing he had airbags or his face would have hit.
smashcars 1 year ago
poor guy!... only idiots laugh !
ferdy1972 1 year ago
His fat absorbed the impact.
gottschlichmatthew 1 year ago
Damn hes fat xD
Zeriouznez 1 year ago
hooooooooooolyyyyyy shit xD
jaqbas93 1 year ago
Hope the bike is OK
rootiest 1 year ago
oh jeezzz hahahahaha
rootiest 1 year ago
lmfao lmfao.
towmandj 1 year ago
he almost eat that bike:)))
Boolundu69 1 year ago
that poor bike!!!
710russell 1 year ago
that poor bike!!!
710russell 1 year ago
ciccione,sembra donna, su un califfone.. preso per il culo dagli amici.. che tristezza..
alejacoportis 2 years ago
Bearded lady got owned, LMFAO!!!!!!!!
and don't give shit about political correctness.
C5rrr 2 years ago
I'm sorry. I know I should be more humanitarian and understanding about this utter fool nearly breaking his neck, but Dear Christ, that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
Pressing "pause" on the slow-mo section at the end of the clip - you can see the Big Guy tries to spread the oncoming load as he gets air and then I think he collapses the handlebars as he heads over, and then his hair stands straight up before the beautiful face plant!
The bonus moment is the huge butt-crack!
DarwinsFriend 2 years ago
lol they see me rollen they ahatten lmfao
erikblazer13 2 years ago
tomos survives everything
doktormile 2 years ago
NIGGA
you got saynd in yooo titty's
FAT BOY HA HA
smokinallthebud69 2 years ago
thats not funny im over weight thats a disgrace
torib93154 2 years ago
@torib93154 hahahaha so funny your comment xD
MeChAnIxPV 1 year ago
That was worth the price of admission. Off to the frame shop for that ped. Motherfucker I am crying. Ha hahahahahhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
46Mongoose 2 years ago
i thought it was the fat one off american chopper program
JOCKATEO 2 years ago
Guys not going to live long carrying all that weight
doable1 2 years ago
Nothing funny about this, as a matter of fact it's pretty sad. No real friend would ask another to put themself in harms way.
nourbutwatmi 2 years ago
shut up buzzkill
brettvett1 2 years ago
is the bike fine?
Smellsliketuna234 2 years ago
is this a kid? lol
hldaniel123 2 years ago
wat een dik donder
2sijmen 2 years ago
vet vark
swozi 2 years ago
1:20 made me die a little on the inside
ForeverBleedingDemon 2 years ago
too much fat
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FreeStuffLockerz 2 years ago
jaki ż↨al
spox82 2 years ago
pretty funny
wenig59 2 years ago
So mean lmao
papertreegun 2 years ago
i suprised his ass hole didn't swallow the bike
RRyyNNee 2 years ago 13
this is wrong on so many levels
crimson3100 2 years ago
Its true, god does have a sense of humor!
XXNeMo818XX 2 years ago 3
Murphy's law...
smokesometea 2 years ago
fat cunt
discodreama 2 years ago
lol 1:20 is the ass crack seen
ragnorock373 2 years ago
1:23 ass flash xD
XXBloods009XX 2 years ago
Aw, poor bike
the454engine2009 2 years ago
fat bastard...hahahahahahah
dominionatic 2 years ago
hah fat kunt.lol
TheCurran074 2 years ago
short bus is taking some mad hits
obamazalama 2 years ago
HAHAH ROFL!! :D
rappk 2 years ago
thats mean. i would beat the shit out them kids.
batonrougebmx 2 years ago 2
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hawkspa10808 2 years ago
Lolwhut?
Religion jokes FTL!
samb278 2 years ago 2
Fat people crashing, it should be a sport. Too damn funny, brings tears to my eyes.
BubbaHoTep01 2 years ago 36
lmfao
ilovemyxbox360 2 years ago
awh poor guy!
trplxl2 2 years ago
La gorda se tendria que subir a una bici estatica a ver si baja la buzarda
gorgoroth6 2 years ago
this is why jared started eating subway...
icklesPICKLES 2 years ago 34
i started laughing before he even started moviing LMFAO!!!!
hurley257 2 years ago
hahahaha rofl omg you can see his butt crack
TYLER3330 2 years ago 4
Damn. Look at that plumber's butt.
benfirst 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOL
he looks like hurley from Lost
shgfe3ay 2 years ago
yeah, plus that he says "dude" alot :b
DjAbus 2 years ago
hahahahaha stupid fat fuck .... leave the food alone just say no... ur fat ass can survive on just water for 18 months....
marekmazurkiewicz 2 years ago
dont make funn of the fat kid
digdug132 2 years ago
Yeah, great friends. ha
ieradicate 2 years ago
very smart Jared...
JhonyGP 2 years ago
i feel sorry for the lad
Aik2101 2 years ago
Oops, I think the bike is broken.
kennylyuda 2 years ago
hahahaha you guys are true friends!!
burromocho1 2 years ago
looks like hagred off of harey potter. i fell of my chair LMAO litterally.
2005yamahayz125 2 years ago
HA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOOOLLLL!!! i saw his ballz!!!!. MYUAHAAHHAHAAHAAHHA LOOOOOL
perker180 2 years ago
and if you see at 1:19 did some one call a plumber, thats fucking rich what a fuck.
mysbhavn 2 years ago
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I kinda feel bad for him.
DanciestCheese 2 years ago
yeah me too cuz like everyones laughing at him
xAriZonaBoyx 2 years ago
Pig
ImGodUFUCK 2 years ago
OMGGGGGGGG loooollllllllll
hhoooooo i'm crying ^^
wizzly987 2 years ago
OH JARED IS MY HERO I LOOVE U MAN LOL=)
bosnich911 2 years ago
LMAO :D
1130085 2 years ago
"and if u look here in the red sands of africa u will notice the infamous 'Jared' on a motorized bike....now u may notice this is the Jared before, the consumption of subway, and as seen here, the consumption of sand, and pain, of failure."
08rtaylo 2 years ago
looks like a rhino riding a mini bike......
hehiwant 2 years ago 3
ahahah. she was defying the laws of gravity.
jonysuave 2 years ago 3
oh man, you guys sould have felt an earthquake
gustranger 2 years ago
jared's always a fat kid name
You2Bert 2 years ago
I HATE YOU
y0uRsw33t616 2 years ago 2
lol is ur name Jared or something?
watchmyshoes22 2 years ago
jarred rocks! lol the guy with the camera knew it would be a golden moment tho .
1993sugarbowl 2 years ago
omg it is the real silly funny fat kid hahaha
ninjamcgoo 2 years ago
LOL.
go eat some subway fatty
donkeypunch 2 years ago
yahh jared goood job man you got balls
thepurpleponyprinces 2 years ago
thats hugo from LOST
killerfocker 2 years ago
lol
IndianDjKing 2 years ago
i feel sorry for the bike
davonn5100 2 years ago
CRACK KILLS!!!!!
cornealia 2 years ago
jared the global legend
elbob099 2 years ago
Jareds the man !! that kids got ballz, good for him!!!
twinstickpete 2 years ago
plummeerrr it burnss
ingisveinn95 2 years ago
dude at 0:19 there is an alien!!!!?!?!?!?!?!
AnotherYoyodude 2 years ago
no there isnt xD
ibm295 2 years ago
hahahhaahhahahahahahahahah
anndreiigmail 2 years ago
damn...you can see his but crack
huettmr 2 years ago
thats just mean.
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doberman100 2 years ago
lol,
i don't think it's a kid...
i don't know what that thing is...
robs693 2 years ago
Fuck that bitch is fat. STOP FUCKING EATING!!
xXPUN1SH3RXx 2 years ago 3
dam the bike almost broke tru the middle xDD nice one
DJSlaymix 2 years ago
BABY HEW WEE BITCH
DIMINISHGIRL97 2 years ago
aeheheoihaeioaeheaihoi
Chorei d rir...
Loooooolllllllllllllll
ouier 2 years ago
hey look... its HURLEY omg =D
193755 2 years ago
poor bike
baldefurado 2 years ago
o damn i lost some flubber
tinkersaddie 2 years ago
wow thats dummer than me!
rednecksohio 2 years ago
Jareds the man !!
twinstickpete 2 years ago
that kids got ballz, good for him!!!
twinstickpete 2 years ago
hell yeah he tryed,.....his friends are assholes
aorider1 2 years ago
fat kid trying to be like travis pastrana
theANSWER4MVP 2 years ago
he fucking smashed the handlebar
bassproboy17 2 years ago
ur belly button looks like my step moms used vagina
RealMovies1 2 years ago
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahha
redazun 2 years ago
that is fuckin funny
AshRich26 2 years ago
holy shit thats a guy i always thought it was a girl!!!
JesusTNT17 2 years ago
crack kills
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dime4life99 2 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahah u fat shit lmfao
T0tTaKinG 2 years ago
lmao
dirkt40 2 years ago
gowniane
lepiej e obejcie Kapitana BOmbe
Sx1FRDH 2 years ago
ass krack
fatassproductions1 2 years ago 2
BUTTCRACK!!!! 1:20 LOL
cewkiesandmilk11 2 years ago
haha! " Jared i did it you panzie " rofl
DrawingzProductionz 2 years ago
i love fat people
iridepc44 2 years ago
thank to god ... that the bike is still in one piece lofl haha
nsgtr92 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahaah
ReDsQuAd89 2 years ago
i think he bleeded chocolate all over
QQluKeQQ47 3 years ago
u mean u think he bled chocolate all over
king6taco9 2 years ago 2