Sandra Lee, Semi-Homemade, "Holiday Cocktail Party" Part 3

[hecklephone99]

Sandy's meatballs look like a treat left on the front lawn by the reindeer. mmm-mmm-mmm. I hope the drunk nutcracker likes it!

[9011jwood]

can we all agree that she'd be the best boss ever?

[shazie1436]

Who keeps this much alcohol in their pantry ?!

[TheCarmillaShow]

@shazie1436 Apparently Sandra does. I believe she is a closet drunk, we all see it, but she just doesn't want to admit it.

[fllnxxangel]

a fruit roll up, some star bursts, and licorice. Thats nutritious

[vorian]

Omg, she's outta control

[swpier29]

A single serving of her "gingerbread cocktail" would kick my ass.

[CuervoBlack06]

If you guys think that tree is ridiculous then you should take a look at the recent one she did for a family for HGTV. Search for "Sandra Lee Celebrates Harlem". Wear sun glasses before watching it!

[duosgrrl]

WTF is "French Vodka"? 

[Phillr8]

@duosgrrl Gray Goose ?

[TheCarmillaShow]

@duosgrrl Vodka from France? XD

[jacegirl2]

calm your self down sandra befor you bust a vain...the tree looks like shit.... ( Family Member) sandra whare are your wine glasses (sandra) OH i hung em up on the tree i was to lazy to get christmas balls =/

[daisukeLAPASAKARAPRO]

Well that's cool. Her first three cocktails look like Kool-Aid, piss, and semen.

[jacegirl2]

@daisukeLAPASAKARAPRO LMFAOOOO OMG SO TRUE! i FW the video to that part to see wtf are you talking about HHAHAHAHAAA!!!! awseome comment lmao

[delirous8]

LMAO you guys are so funny!!

[TheSilverRaccoon]

This is a joke, right! The Christmas tree is a load of shit!  It is as ugly as a bucket full of arseholes!

[CuervoBlack06]

Poor Bjorn. He has a front row seat to Aunt Sandy's alcohol fueled madness.

[chocolatemilk0000]

splash of orange liquor my ass. 

[lmno101]

"This tastes just like a gingerbread man!" UH. Maybe, if the gingerbread man was found drowned and bloated in a distillery tank.

[BurnSpangler]

i just died a bit when she put the gingerbread man on the glass.....

[LuvingThePower]

Cocktail Tree... lol...

[blackwhiterose11]

This woman will keep me entertained for all eternity. Sandy's cocktail time goes hard.

[EvilDarkAngel4ever]

She emphasizes vodka.

[xAiiRPLANES]

Oh Aunt Sandy, talking to inanimate objects again, I see.

[opalshuman]

is this show even real

[adamlovesbmws]

You can tell she loves her alcohol and can take it, I just noticed she NEVER puts anything besides alcohol in her drinks, no mixers anything. Just plain alcohol. LOL

[TheChipsahoy339]

apparently, aunt sandy's too bad ass for any non-booze in her cocktails...

[tsmith0312]

Absolutley love her.

[Elysianrabbit]

I want to kick her in the face for doing this.

[tpolf]

When she starts describing the table setting at 8:23, her tone of voice just keeps building and building until it sounds like she just can't stand herself at 8:56! She's so fake and phony....

[londonmichael]

3 hours to cook meatballs?! In marmalade... Also, feel drunk just from looking at those drinks. o_O

[pepper19882007]

When she says cocktails, she really means straight alcohol. Her guests are going to be puking up soggy shrimp and meatballs after all those sugary drinks.

[geekoftheweek27]

I'm hungover just watching this.

[Homepie]

Peppermint Schnopps 

[adamlovesbmws]

Those cocktails were creative and look good! The blue one was perty :)

[PennyDreadfuI]

So my options are: drinking from a flute with an entire candy cane hanging from it; drinking from a snifter with a whole cookie jammed onto the rim; or having a mouthful of dry, chewy coconut flakes to choke down while I basically sip Hypnotiq?

[jkresge100]

You people with the cruel remarks are just plain jealous of her and her talents - she is a star in my book. I just wish she would get married and stay that way.

[xoxoSexaySamxoxo]

So you make sugary cocktails so everyone wil get drunk and take off the glasses on the tree/ smash right into it lol

[eidolonlove]

How about, "Keep it safe." You lushtard.

[TheMeerkittens]

The meatballs aren't savoury if you put marmalade in them...

[CranberriAppl]

"Martini glasses of course." LMAO. Stop, Sandra. STOP.

[pinkzebraluv99]

if she drinks all of those she'll be drinking 12 different liquors.... awwwkkwaaaarrrddd.............­.....0____o .

[coruscatti]

"today is all about NUTCRACKERS!"

[adamlovesbmws]

those cocktails are so cute! :) i like the blue one!

[geekoftheweek27]

She always gasps with delight when she mentions a type of booze.

[jdawgmcdawg]

Everything about this woman is insufferable. She's not even a fun drunk.

[Hashimrocks2288]

Not being mean sandra but you have alcohol with everything

[relazar]

It's a race between blood alcohol and blood sugar to see which will kill you first.

[amesguy515]

I like rimming.

[nohawu]

of course she would have a cocktail tree.

[saucerville]

When she was pouring 'liqoore' into the pitchers with reckless abandon, I figured that it would yield more than one cocktail. Jesus H. Macy, what a trainwreck.

[salleyh19166]

She should of just stuck with liquor. I've tried a lot of her liquor recipes and they are all pretty dang tasty. Her food however I don't even have the guts to try -__-

[Scriiblz]

@salleyh19166 That's because it's a cocktail show disguised as a cooking show. She's only an expert on one of those. She has to "make" "food", though, because that's apparently a requirement on the Food Network. Who knew?

[wowwrack]

Did she stop the ice with her finger?

[wowwrack]

1st recipe: Put meatballs in a bowl

2nd Recipe: Detailed vodka cocktail

3rd Recipe: Detailed schnapps cocktail

4th Recipe: Detailed rum cocktail

..Priorities.

[goliaboi]

lmfao i dont even know where to begin to comment on this one

[savcola]

Number one: these mixtures of different liqueurs are disgusting.

Number two: who the hell have all these different liqueurs around the house?

[chrizzboo]

love the giggling when shes putting in alcohol :D

[gallifrey1212]

She named her Nutcrackers? WTF She must have been drunk off her ass at this point!

[salexo9]

@gallifrey1212 She's the NUT! And CRACKING up!!!

[catherineferjuste]

her tabels r sooo compocated WTF!!

[MusicIsLife370]

she names her nutcrakers! shes drunk!!!!!

[Kezco123]

Isn't a party favor something you're supposed to take home with you? How the heck is one meant to transport that crazy-looking - uh - THING so that it stays intact? And isn't it a bit awkward with the favors sitting on people's plates? The table is already so full of other crap there's nowhere to lay those "creations"... o_O

[surrency1992]

God I bet she knows how to party

[blugreen123]

:03, WTF????

look at all the liquor bottles! that would cost a fortune!

[blugreen123]

@blugreen123

okay, so those sleighs are supposed to be FAVORS, as in, making one for everybody? that would take forever. i could understand making 1 0r 2 for centerpieces, but favors?!

[maryannawesomeaita]

@blugreen123

well, the sleighs look like something I would have made back in fourth grade. I guess she just forces all the kids she has on the show to make them. It's not like they could make them look any tackier.

[vulcangrl13]

Gingerbread Man: OW, MY NUTS! YOU BITCH.

[Tahni]

"ice, nice and cold" nah, i like my ice lukewarm.

[DopeyIan88]

if her nutcracker figurine obsession was not due being drunk then she is sure as hell gunna be drunk after mixing vodka with french vodka....

wouldn't i just be faster to drink the vodka straight from the bottle?

[Jakitosan]

I bet the nutcrackers talk to her when she's in her liquor induced haze.

[MrUnicornXD]

shnawps. liqQUOOR and vahdkaaa

[BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi]

if you want to follow all of sandra's recipes, you have only two choices: 1) rob the bank, 2) rob a liqueur store

[CubicalGirl]

I liked this show better then her new one, and i think her new one got cancelled

[illusionmagician]

Can anyone explain to me what is "royal icing"? .-.

[chicoglam]

@illusionmagician royal icing is a mixture of egg whites and confectioners sugar

[Zaekk]

@illusionmagician Also sometimes lemon juice!!

[qwertylunatique]

A cocktail tree?

[Caskader]

"vinella rawm"!?

[XLOVESiTx]

If by "frothy" you mean straight booze. Then yeah that drink with be very frothy.

[poohbear5050]

jeebus, that nutcracker, and her going around and introducing the rest of them... she looked like a crazy cat lady

[Shor4n]

Ugh...that tablescape does NOT look "simple and easy". How the hell are you supposed to eat on a table like that?!

[blugreen123]

@Shor4n

i agree, and ask myself that everytime i watch her

[CuervoBlack06]

Looks like the State Police are going to be making their ticket quota that night after pulling over every single one of Sandra's drunken guests.

[raphael3712]

oh god, my liver is screaming at me just looking at these cocktails.

[thewishfire]

I'm fairly certain she gets drunk nightly and sits in the kitchen talking to her nutcrackers.

[bmh4d0k3n]

Also, if only she'd put that much "attention to detail" to making well-crafted recipes, instead of mistaking that phrase for adding tacky adornments.

[bmh4d0k3n]

Just when I thought she'd make it an entire episode without using icing ...

[nativestyle26]

id party with Sandra Lee

[decafeine]

I get a buzz just from watching her cocktails being made

[theramenninja]

I LOVE CRAZY aunt sandy :D

[allieskellington]

I knew she was an alcoholic, but wow... this video put REALLY put it into perspective.

[RayRoark2011]

@allieskellington I agree with you. Especially when she started talking about all of her nutcrackers. "This is my new little buddy and he is gonna be a great help in the kitchen" " This is FreDRICK' he is a frunch nut craka" her accent kills me the way she says that then she says " then theres simon, a school teacher" "My sweedish nut cracker" Then her face really gets me by pausing it at the very very beginning of 0:36. I wonder if she really thinks those nutcrackers are alive...........O.O

[musicalbelle]

There's gotta be at least 7 shots in that gingerbread man cocktail. And leave it to Aunt Sandy to use 100 proof peppermint schnapps (Rumplemintz) for her peppermint cocktail. Crazy lush.

[adamlovesbmws]

is it just me or was that first blue cocktail seemed like it was made of only vodka not mixers? lol some holiday party! xD

[greenlife7]

Everyone is gunna be so fuckin' boozed up they won't even realize that they're eating horse shit for dinner.

[kaschica07]

I don't know why we are concerned with her cooking when she has named all of her nutcrackers. Clearly this woman has some kind of mental issue. And nutcrackers? Insert "First Lady of New York" joke here.

[Kezco123]

If you take all your glasses and hang them in your Christmas tree, what the hell are your guests gonna drink out of? Paper cups? Straight out of the bottle?

The drinks are legendary; on a very rare occasion you might witness her using a mixer of some sort. Most of the time it's just booze, booze and booze with booze.

[MIDWEST507REPIN]

yeah these look a bit strong to me lol...

[MST3K1986]

I can actually feel my blood alcohol level rising just watching her make those drinks.

[amenohinosanpo]

I don't know.... the "Frosty Cocktail" looks kind of hairy to me. All it makes me think of is the Bumble from the "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" cartoon.

[AsianGirlsROC321]

the gingerbread is like, "Ow! my balls!"

[videoaccountforcat]

"This is byootiful, frosty, it's gonna look like a snowflake..."

What??

[TelfLad]

If vodka is all it takes to be this happy, i'm getting a glass

[TelfLad]

OMG SHE'S MENTAL

but shit I wish she was my neighbour.

[stormchaser420]

shes actually pretty hot..i love blondes and ide totally give it to her!! yummy

[xTempurax]

3:46

Right in the groin with her little gingerbread man. There's another "nutcracker" you can add to your Christmas decorations

[16ktsgamma]

Fruit Candy:Starbust

Licorice:Red Vine

Frosting: Probably Vanilla

Candy Canes:Peppermint

Fruit Wraps:hmmm I could've sworn I've seen that before but I forgot the name of it

Cookie Bear: Golden Bear(or something like that)

Chocolate Santa:uhhh Chocolate Santa.

[Iishieboo]

@16ktsgamma

Fruit Wraps: Fruit Roll-Ups.

Cookie Bear: Teddy Grahams

[carmenfatfat]

her cocktail drinks always have some sort of vodka in drinks.

[kobacha]

what the hell how many nut crackers does she have????!

[GirlParts]

Oh...how cute...they all have names...*insert cuckoo clock noise*

You know what this episode needs? Some vodka.

Good luck drinking around all that coconut.

[JessaLoxia]

I wouldnt want my guests to drop coconut strings all over my house and then vomit up meatballs and shrimp from my crazy sugary cocktails...icky LOL

[emeriesan]

This episode is LOLz! Insanity!!

[zaralin]

Her VAAHDKA and LIQOORE cocktails could make me completley drunk by just taking one lil sip -.-

[ShizzlWag]

@zaralin

thats what real desperate houswifes do when their men are gone for work... ^^

[Kezco123]

LOL the biggest nut of them all naming the beefeater nutcracker Björn from Sweden...I'm laughing soo hard right now! :D

And don't you just love her cocktails? The frothy one; vodka, vodka liqueur and orange liqueur. No mixer, just ice and all that booze...no wonder she's a bit out of it most of the time!

[hls025000]

Oh my goodness! She named all the nutcrackers! Thank you so much for posting this weird show. This episode is a classic.