Half-Life 2 - SPEED RUN - Part 4

[thebigdestroyer111]

chuck norris can do faster :D

[Haicho9009]

Where was i?

pushes sign to the face

oh yeah

[13Hyrule]

"I believe he broke your record honey" XD

[13Hyrule]

Thumbs up if you lol'd at the captions

[13Hyrule]

"You've made it here this quickly, Eli is going to be amazed as well as relieved" XD

[lastxp]

What a coincidence thats how i get my brother to hurry up too

[Ultorif]

whats at 04.25 it's look like the potato of portal 2 (but HL2 is too old)

[delicious619]

"Were still working on a reliable transport" *teleports across the room*

[Simpkin1992]

this speedrun is like...

it's like getting laid on a party before the girl even left her house

[ForTheMefix]

To be honest, tomorrow I'll bash every guy with things on their head so they move more quickly :)

[DrDeathAribertHeim]

@ForTheMefix Can't This been fixed long ago.

[Joemac1989]

Skipping bosses like a BOSS.

[mineCraf0]

"So quickly on foot!" Not really, on a piece or metal you say.

[Jannto]

"things would have been so much faster if we had people of your trade around"

You don't say

[Uachintom]

>gets claustrophobic

>talk bad about people

[hunkyzombie]

as if judith mossman could've pressed the button and pushed the cart any better than we did,

[EzStevie2k2]

5:41 thats what you think.... LOL.

[LILV1etBoi]

how do you move so fast?

[thebigdestroyer111]

i think he bet your record . OF COURSE , IM SPEED RUN

[Slawek361Powrot]

11 peoples playing half life with ALT button ...

[HackerinyourPC2008]

"I cant beleve you made it so fast..."

no shit?

[SporeLegacy]

Whole new definition to the word planking...

[foxfire1112]

lol 7:09 bitches

[DeutscherGam3R]

Ah Gordon! 5:35 Bam xD 

[DeutscherGam3R]

3:25 xD

[WhiplashSeattle1989]

Flash Gordon xD

[formula90II]

To make a woman go back to the kitchen, hit her with wood.

[96asven1]

He got an PhD in physics ofc he knows that its totally possible that if u jump on an object no mather location u can fly!

[9576215]

"there is nothing gordon can't handle"

*bangs radio on alyx's head...

[wildmanoman]

"I believe he broke your record hunny"

 No he fucking smashed it.

[DeaglePwnagez]

this is gay ._.

[Timetravelable]

@DeaglePwnagez Oh really ?

[Zejex]

@tomeatsguns it's funny because it's true!

[MadeinHell2]

"Feel free to look around"

*Instantly jumps on the celing*

"That's not what I... ah why do I even bother..."

[werlops]

i can see that a mit graduate can teleport people with a book

that is revolusionary

why hasn't anyone think about that before

[JayDude003]

clyde: "if i could hit someone in the head with a random object to make them teleport i would be soooooooo happy"



[TheNickyio]

IMA BASH UR HEAD IN WITH A COMPUTER DISK HOLDER AND MAKE GO FASTER!

[UnnecassarilyGaming]

5:47 sience when does alex do half life speed runs

[UnnecassarilyGaming]

@UnnecassarilyGaming i meant 5:42

[pwnishing4life]

Mossman: We can use Zen as a dimensional slingshot...

Freeman: There's no need for that. Just get me to the lumber section of Home Depot.

[1337anonym]

Me: 2:48 - Hm.. what does he want with this?

Chuck Norris: 2:50 2:59 3:01 .. - Hurry, bitch! :D

[iWearCapeIRL]

Chuck Norris first playthrough of Half life 2.

[rmsprowler]

@tomeatsguns it's called hacking

[Gconry]

Bonk Bonk Bonk on head...

[StarfruitsurfridaHHH]

I didn't know Alyx can speed run....

[TheSeriousStone]

Song agreed with his run

[slosprint5]

"there's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you"

*Hits Alyx over the head repeatedly with a radio*

[zizoufromtunisia]

@tomeatsguns No one can

[TheOtherBono]

dr freeman's been into the sugar again..

[Zicolasi]

is that a sppedhack or why can you move so fast?

[Harkruel]

@Zicolasi he probably has a script that makes him non-stop jump, this allows his momentum to just keep going on and on, without anything slowing it down. so he ends up going ridiculous speeds.

[cekinxxx]

5:57 lol

[d01hazel]

3:06 "We're closing in on a reliable local teleport technology..."

What, you mean the thing he hit you in the head with?

[TheScoobyTuner]

I'm looking forward to working with you *bonk*

[funnygmodproduction]

And that's why I love half life 2

[KDT008]

alyx's record: 2 hr 30min

gordans record: 10sec LOL

[SuperNinjateddybear]

4:45 ya i don't think so.

[Bassbait]

Of course he beat Alyx's record, he's speed running.

[pizzaman408]

PLZ SOMONE TELL ME HOW HE DOES THAT PROP JUMP!!! PLEASEEEE!!

[xD3G3NERATE]

@pizzaman408 Can't be done anymore. I know back with HL2 for the original Xbox I could do it, but since the engine patch, it can no longer be done.

[M3GAMAN100]

lets get you out of that hazard suit... NO

[metallicais1337]

5:40 "i can't believe you got here so quickly on foot!"

yeah about that............

[FinleyDerFeurige]

"We mainly use it for heavy lifting. Give it a try"

*lifting up a car radio*

[idontcaredanishdude]

I wonder how this would look in third person :P

[thelittlesagg]

@idontcaredanishdude Bad. In fact, there is no model. Its nothing. Just further distance from camera.

[funnygmodproduction]

@idontcaredanishdude Only Two hands and a prop levitating into space.

[idontcaredanishdude]

@funnygmodproduction That would just make it more awesome xD

[Twistin96]

7:50 "I'm sorry I shouldn't be talking behind your back."

That's what she said.

[JesterMeyer]

Boink plywood on head to teleport... Hmm...

I'm gonna try that.

[ThatsRidonkulous123]

7:21 . . . "C'mon Gordon, lets go have some fun"

*Gordon giggles*

[ThatsRidonkulous123]

Is it me, or is Eli a pirate and is Mossman indestructible???

[ThatsRidonkulous123]

The top 5 things to do if you fail at HL2:

#5: rage quit

#4: hack on the interwebz

#3: bunny hop like crazy

#2: prop surf and bhop

#1: watch this video without getting confused.

[choasshadowsvenom]

freeman hits ellie on the head

freeman: dang it why isnt this working

[VisioAuri]

"We got something."

[Gordon uses the gun]

"OK, it's human."

[jesusboy8626]

how d ou run that fast ?

[HardlyAstounding]

Jesus Christ can walk on water, but Gordon Freeman can surf on air.

[PirateNaziZombie]

GORDON FREEMAN INVENTED THE WORLD'S FIRST HOVER-BOARD!

[rspwner14]

if ive learned anything, its that a good smack to the head really puts a pep in someones step

[ULTRAMARIOX]

"something the combine still hasnt mastered"

*proceedes to show off flying technique*

[TheFuryOfTheMinja]

1:50 - "Mind if i park my scrap metal here?"

[jhenry9989]

"gravity gun? bitch please"

[Danishkringle3000]

"Feel free to look around"

*Ninja jumps onto ceiling*

[MakeCashOnlineWithMe]

Alyx "I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot"

Eli "I believe he broke your record honey"

Freeman "No shit"

[KDT008]

"ok weve got something, its human"

i dont think he is human

[vitmerc]

Ah! Gordon! *headsmack*

[freyafanboy]

watching these vids I swear Valve did ZERO playtesting of this game XD, these speedruns are awesome

[RvBasskicka]

@freyafanboy yeah zero playtesting when it takes them like 3 years to playtest THE SHIT out of their games its their wonky source engine that makes the game so awesomely wierd

[zattacks]

"There's nothing Gordon can't handle...except the possible exception of you." LOL

[eviatark21]

Doctor mossman: "We got something. Okay, it's human"

I DON'T THINK SO

[Jigallo6654]

They left a huge plot hole with Shepard, and the aftermath of Black Mesa. Why don't you see very many of the monsters that Spawn from Xen because the resonance cascade a world wide event. Anyways the list can go on and on and on, but I have a feeling this will never end, and since this dispute is completely subjective and opinion based, I think it's best I quit now and do something a little more constructive with my life. Peace man.

[Jigallo6654]

For the ones they took out. Maybe the Nihilanth wouldn't fit in on Earth, but what about Gargantua, and the Levikrons? Those spawned on Earth... Substitute example what about the Stealth babes? You're telling me the combine kicked the shit out of the World in 7 hours but haven't mastered that technology to be invisible, that was employed 20 years before at Black Mesa? What about the Opposing Force monsters?

[Hissanrach]

@Jigallo6654 Well it actually was ironic, because you said that if I wanted to criticize I should be polite... that one speaks for itself. But anyway, I think the idea is that the combine, after taking control of earth, stopped the flow of Xen creatures into Earth so massive beasts would be rare at best. Besides, they weren't essential to the story at the point in time HL2 takes place. And I'm not going to explain the entirety of the HL2 story and development in 500 characters, try lookn it up.

[ZeeeeSean]

@Hissanrach Give up. I think you may have been owned.

[Hissanrach]

@ZeeeeSean No need to, the argument has been dead for 3 days.

[nbsf888]

Them: "I can't believe you made it here so quickly!"

Me: "Me neither!"

[Jigallo6654]

not as a game in general, because HL2 is better than most of the shit put on the video game market today, but when you compare it to the first Half Life.

[Jigallo6654]

Why? Facial expressions and awesome animation doesn't make up for mediocre game play, not for me. Why does every gun in HL2 have the same aiming reticule in this game? Why did they take out 90% of the cool monsters including: The Levrikron, Nihilanth, Gargantua, tight leather wearing big tittied invisible stealth babes, acid spitters, the testicle spider (Gonarch), and more. Also why don't the bodies blow to bits in HL2? Why did they get so softcore? Big disappointment for me (cont.)

[Hissanrach]

@Jigallo6654 "if you have to spout bullshit out of that cocksucker of yours, do it politely" (irony, lol). Anyway, the monsters were taken out because they wouldn't fit into a universe controlled by the combine. You think they would have Nihilanth just chilling on earth? It doesn't make sense. And the gun reticule? That's just nitpicking. So despite all the new enemies, you're disappointed because it's not exactly like the first one. And because it's not "hardcore" it just isnt the same. Cont.

[Jigallo6654]

@Hissanrach "(irony,lol)"

You attacked my opinion first, and insultingly me firing back at you does not make what I do ironic, or hypocritical.

"You think they would have Nihilanth just chilling on Earth"

I'm glad you brought this up because that reminds me of another thing they left out and didn't really talk about that much, and was a really cool part of the first Half Life, the border world, Xen. Who says the Nihilanth had to even be on Earth anyways? I would've loved to of seen him.

[Jigallo6654]

"So despite all the new enemies, you're disappointed because it's not exactly like the first one"

I wouldn't buy the second one if it were a clone, and secondly they should keep some of the essential elements that made the first game excellent if they're going to make a sequel, if not give it a different name.

The new enemies in Half Life 2 didn't cut, the only cool one for me was the Antlion King which wasn't really all that impressive, and didn't have ones fill in as good substitutes.

[Jigallo6654]

when in the first Half Life, they proved it. Also jackass the first Half Life wasn't a constant shoot em up game, there was lots of problem solving involved and obstacles to get past. Which Half Life 2 does as well, only it's loaded with too much dialogue and bullshit character development that wasn't there in the much better game of Half Life. Back in the day, they focused on making a great game. Today it's a great cinematic experience which is amazing and I do appreciate, but it's boring.

[Hissanrach]

@Jigallo6654 "Too much dialogue and bullshit character devlopment" So yes, you missed the point of the characters. A good story has characters you will remember. HL lacked this and the devlopers wanted to progress the story in a way other characters would be important in it. You claim to be bored when the characters interact. This implies little to no character interaction would be good. HL2 wouldn't work like that though. In HL, you are mostly focused on escape. In HL2, there is a clear CONT.

[Jigallo6654]

@Hissanrach "So yes you missed the point of the characters"

No, you missed the point of what I just said and I said I just wished they would've narrowed down the story in HL2, and and definitive characters and stuck to the first formula that made half life so great. Secondly if your going to state that definitive characters and assloads of dialogue were needed in HL2 as if it were a fact, bring up valid points other than "well the story is more complex, and theres larger goals" (cont)

[MrKillingtime99]

hippy hiye, i'm jumping around the world!!!

[MrKillingtime99]

BUGGED SPEEDRUN!!!!!!

[Jigallo6654]

I hate the fucking scene where you stand around jerking off for 15 minutes literally talking about nothing. The first half life had none of that shit, and what was even better about that is you could kill everyone and take their weapons giving you that sense of survival. This game was very disappointing compared with the first HL. As a video game in general though, a lot better than most of the shit produced nowadays.

[Hissanrach]

@Jigallo6654 The congratz on completely missing the fucking point of the other characters. This isn't all just supposed to be shoot em up stuff, it has character elements that are essential to the plot. It builds them, makes them memorable. Other people who played the game enjoyed these small moments and took time to explore or just appreciate the work put into the game. Sorry your short attention span which demands constant action can't handle anything less than an explosion every 5 minutes.

[Jigallo6654]

@Hissanrach

"congratz on completely missing the fucking point of the other characters."

First of all calm down I never attacked you, and if you have to spout bullshit out of that cocksucker of yours, do it politely instead of claiming I have a short attention span and that I don't appreciate Valve's work because I can't stand sitting around talking for 20 minutes on end. Secondly I know why their there I didn't miss any point. I was only bringing up the fact that it's quite unnecessary, cont

[Hissanrach]

@Jigallo6654 HL2 needs the support of characters to progress a story that is much, much more complex and part of a larger goal. Should character development be limited, you have forgettable characters that do nothing to form a cohesive plot that actually matters. The game was adapted to a different setting and could not just be a copy of HL. If you prefer plain action and less story, then go HL. If you want a memorable story and defining characters, you go with HL2.

[Jigallo6654]

@Hissanrach and I do understand what they were going for as far as memorable characters. But as far I'm concerned video games can be whatever the hell the developers want it to be, and maybe they should've came up with something better than this combine control disaster they got going on now, so again you missed my point. And secondly just because you hate one part of a game doesn't necessarily mean that player misses the point of it.

[Alexper12]

2:07

"We got something, oh ok it's human."

It's BARELY human lol

[Twestination]

"It's Gordon Freeman! Do you want this awesome airboat?"

"No thanks. I'm faster on foot."

[SRMTHFGLover1]

We Miss Adrian Shepard :'(

[OtdaiSlona]

flying skateboard!!

[zachman0808]

so he goes the entire game without a crowbar?

[inivonwini]

why does "lightning X" appear at the bottom of the screen?

[LightRiolu]

@inivonwini diffrent people play the segments out not just one guy, when the lightning x appeared, it meant that lightning x was playing the game from that point

[inivonwini]

@LightRiolu oooooh! Ok. I watched the rest of it and saw the other names, got it. Thanks!

[TheBlixomaster]

"Feel free too look around"

Hmm okey then

[seebl1]

gorden the freeruner



[DaUlumpo]

Chuck Norris skips air without a piece of metal

[codyownz2]

5:43

Eli: "I beleive he beat your record."

Gordon: "Damn right, I did."

[Makrillol]

Studies show that smacking someone on the head with a piece of a wooden box will teleport the victim to his/her destination.

[akfg4life]

Ah, so this is what it'd be like if the HEV suit did nothing but pump crystal meth into Gordon's veins.

[GinPaladin]

3:05 "We're closing in on a reliable local teleport technology-"

Gordon- *Hits her on head with wood* "There's your reliable local teleport technology."

[snowpeople132]

i cant believe its not butter.

[elliphor]

lol just repeatedly smack people in the head with a piece of hardware.

[patriotsareshit]

AHHHHHHHH... Gordan Freeman!

[Devil696Trigger]

21 HP, ofmg.

[drplbiftin]

I wish I could poke people with a wooden board and provoke them to get a move on

[champayne17]

LOL

*warning sirens*

*helicopter sounds*

*player just jumps over the wall and starts next chapter*

How climactic

[sillyjordacio014]

Alyx: The primary trigger --

Gordon: Im bored k bye.

[RykerBoy00]

The entire time I just stared at the screen with my mouth open...

[tehbacon12]

Well that's enough wizardry for me today

[blarginatorisback]

The Freeman roams where he pleases.

[AGrayPhantom]

How the heck is he moving that fast?!

[wyz135]

Jumping and climbing around the lab, I think THAT'S what theoretical physicist does when doing experiments.

[vjm3]

"Sometimes I believe you deliberately misunderstand me."

OH YEAH! THAT'S A STRETCH! A WOMEN MISUNDERSTANDING LOGIC THAT RARELY HAPPENS!!

*lonely nerd repressed anger spurt*

[KeitaroCoS]

*Bonk*

*Bonk*

*Bonk*

*Bonk*

*Bonk*

*Bonk*

[flaillomanz]

This is how REAL men get to work.

[SR69MMJC]

- "Dr. Freeman, it's been a real honor. I'm looking forward to working together."

- *smacks her head several times*

[TheL0s3r666]

@SR69MMJC

you know why he is doing this aren't you ? ^^

[SR69MMJC]

@TheL0s3r666 Yes I do. Now please learn English.

[LovecraftianToenail]

Gordon Freeman: Master of Telekinesis.

[Simbadest]

That bitch was talking about how complex and advanced quantum teleportation is, and how difficult it is to get right.... Well.... Gordon Freeman can do it with a piece of wood.... :D

[Bullet1852]

i love how he spending a time while he was waiting

[LWS0123]

*any bit with enemies shooting*

people think they can out-smart me... maybe... maybe...

i have found one who can out-smart bullet.

[KyvannShrike]

@LWS0123 aww man, now I kinda feel guilty that my comment is in the top rated, because I would vote you to the top any day.

[silentflam3]

hey dr judith! you're a bitch

[iamthechanceman]

5:23 Now that's what I call "looking around'

[Nickname3750]

6:04 you cant rush an old man :P

[MurdokDubstep]

i love it, whacking people on the heads with books makes em speed the fuck up. i wish that happened in real life..

[blarginatorisback]

@MurdokDubstep

It does.

[thoras101]

Freeman:"Laws of Physics? What's physics?"

[UJDAQ]

@thoras101 Gordon Freeman doesn't see them as laws, more like... guidelines.

[oeneboy]

Imagine if this had HL2EP2's garden gnome achievement.

Speedrunning the game WITH achievement would be easier than playing it WITHOUT getting it :p

[Hero101010]

5:11 Gordon's ADD kicks in.

[Kryonyde]

4:20 "Ever been stabbed with a box, bitch?"

[Kyon9854]

It's like every time Gordon nods in response to others, I imagine the G-Man gave him craptons of coffee before taking him out of stasis. Then it's like "Take the gravity gun." and Gordon would go *NODNODNODNODNODNODNODNODNODNO­DNODNODNOD*

[damanspann]

so hitting people in the head with stuff makes them teleport? makes sense to me.

[kompactdisk]

Eli: Feel free to look around!

Gordon: Can do! *climbs up on pipes*