Barenaked Ladies: If I Had a Million Dollars

[DoomFile]

I remember there was a commercial that used this song like 10 years ago.

Even commercials back then were good...

[Danimal102306]

New American anthem!

[gaararox22]

lol fancy ketchup!!!!!

[Maximillius94]

It´s 2012 and i still don´t have a million dollars :-(

[DXboxerDZ]

Rosewell ?

[SplashOfColor1671]

fancy ketchups<--my fav part :3

[MrHits420]

nooooooooooooooo not a k car lol pos cars

[Michie1456]

but not a real house that's cruel

[nodramamamelah]

"I'd sell the tree fort in the yard... If I had a million dollars..." NEVER SELL THE TREE FORT! It must fall apart of its own accord.

[ChipsALaChocolat]

heard this song in my french class.

"little did they know they were making the perfect song for french teachers all around the world to teach the conditional tense of verbs..."

[BRiZiFa]

I love how all the money in this video is American, when the Barenaked ladies are Canadian

[quakersd23]

This song was part of my childhood. good times with my dad and uncle. I love having a young dad :)

[yhnmk1]

39 people dont have a million dollars

[halcyon0830]

Truly the Best Song EVER Made.

It should be a crime to dislike this song.

[bobaj100]

I dont even remember where i heard this...but I LOVE IT!

[heathersphere]

Thanks for the cute video.

[TheGladiatorGamers]

i´´ve Heared it in the School LOL

[BooMRawRFirE]

@TheGladiatorGamers me too!



[TheReneeanator]

OMG i think you have a picture of my old cats in their that is so cool they are the black and white ones!!!

[Parkjimin950521]

Fact : According to XKCD comic #980, it costs $263,330 to buy things mentioned in the song.

[helmoh]

@Parkjimin950521

But how can you put price on love? :(

;)

[jasonskullblood]

i love a munkeyyyyy!!!

[basketcase261]

since these guys invented the big bang theory theme song i now hail them with all passion <3

[aquile97]

My old English/history teacher sung this song alot

[MrKillien]

The Bare Naked Ladies are Canadian;)

[macacamarta18]

I heard this song in my english class! LOOL

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

38 people didnt win the lottery

[JonCJones11]

All of you people fucking disgust me if oyu like this. What the mother fuck...



[taylercampbell1]

i love this song when ever i hear it i always cry cause it was mine and my step dads song together :(



[hellshippy4]

I dont care when your watching this

[degr345]

if i had a million dollars, id do two chicks at the same time. and i figure if i was a millionaire i could hook that up cuz chicks dig dudes with money

[moopiemoo222]

beautiful

[TheDtgray]

WANT THAT FORT

[fakjbf]

fuck 2836941448731584, im watching this while the last atom in the universe decays (im somewhere outside the universe at the moment)

[pokerfan2035]

if i had a million dollars i wouldnt make a song about it i would just spend it

[purplefetus3]

0:30



[Foxbiokid]

song*

[Foxbiokid]

this so brings back good memories

[EmilyandRyan1]

this video describes me... random crazy funny weird and ya...  you get the picture.

[piaovelloz]

@EmilyandRyan1 and kinda stupid, i get the picture no worry

[xxDotDotDotCurveXX]

2:11 LMFAO :D

[DrunkDragonite23]

if i had 1 million dollars i would hire a hitman to kill you know who..............Justin B

[NobodyFucksWithJesus]

@DrunkDragonite23; Really?

Would you really?

I mean seriously.

I mean c'mon now man think of how many hookers you can hire with that money instead.

Think man, think.

[ILIFE2B]

If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich.

[anneflint]

If anyone bought me an emu I would run away screaming. Those birds are pure evilness.

Otherwise, I adore this song.

[carebare47]

Anyone else think how much better the world would be if people like these got given a million dollars?

[SengKiat93]

Not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

[SoundofHard]

@SengKiat93 Why? That's what original clothes was made of..

[mirran21]

Loads of fun!

[Geekygirl456]

1:36 Pre-wrapped sausages.

[42mcderf]

ive always wanted a monkey....

[xDeathNoteOtakux]

My English teacher showed our class this xD now i absolutely love this song and cant help but think of this song every time i have English xD

[Andrios97]

i 've heard this song in scrubs and i liked it ^^

[TheOneSeer]

@Andrios97

God your young

[pondypond94]

thumbs up if you watching this in 2076

[DonChocoVonSaco]

LOL kraft dinner

[CocoChickChic]

i really like the last picture

[sarahsmallwonderland]

nope i do not want a monkey

[cusefan666]

@aczmaiduch i agree but thats retarded...



[cusefan666]

thumbs up if kasseyrocks101 should stop that stupid post...

[Valeirra]

Like a llama, or an Emu?

But not a real green dress, that's cruel!

Haven't you always wanted a monKEY?

xD Fun song.

[MrPopoTheGreat]

It sounds like they had a lot of fun making this song ^~^

[mrmetalfan365]

well i think after this song came out they must of made a million dollars!

[thirdtender]

LOL I like the way they pronounced Llama

[JOHNNNYT06]

Thats £619,839.83 Bad times..!

[wildriveful]

@kasseyrocks101 fuck 2011 im watchin in 2012

[Dragonslayerzak]

@wildriveful fuck 2012 im watching it in 2014 O.o

[Rockfer2313]

@Dragonslayerzak fuck 2014 im watching this in 283694148739031584

[wolf33441]

@wildriveful Shh! You're not supposed to tell the people from the past that we have a time machine! Are you trying to blow our cover?!

[lifeofanidiot]

@wildriveful Fuck 2012, I'm watching this in 1191.

[ChipsALaChocolat]

@wildriveful OMG SAME.

[groovylocks]

@kasseyrocks101 thumbs up if you want comments like this flagged for fucking spam.

[ksm1968]

this ia an awesomly funny catchy tune I LOVE it!!!

[cards4izzy1]

"they have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon"

"can you blame 'em?"

"well, yeah"

i agree, whats with not having pre-wrapped bacon?

[computergeek0916]

a teacher today sang this asked random people what they would buy someone yelled justin bieber

[NippyNinkumpoop]

two lads in my school sang this at the talent show, AMAZING! i like their version better :P!

[computergeek0916]

@NippyNinkumpoop do you go to saint vincent de paul

[NippyNinkumpoop]

@computergeek0916 nope :P

[gerbeargrowl]

grrreat song, in my opinion

[subzero67]

I've always wondered what's so cruel about a real green dress?

[eric28946]

@subzero67 maybe its ugly?

[groovylocks]

@subzero67 listen to the song again..

[ajfisher2000]

lol , pre-wrapped sausages

[malvolo5111]

ROSWELL! (:

[malvolo5111]

ROSWELL!M(:

[idadrian]

37 people dont wana have a million dollars

[TheRumours13]

If I had a million dollars I would give 1 dollar to one million people. :)

[groovylocks]

@TheRumours13 that's a terrible idea. Give 500,000 to two people. That's a better idea.

[RotaryJunkie]

@groovylocks That's a terrible idea. Give $5 to 100,000 people.

[RotaryJunkie]

@RotaryJunkie Or to 200,000, even.

[justinruebensaal]

I would buy a lot of CDs if I had $1,000,000

[groovylocks]

@justinruebensaal if i introduce you to the existence of torrents, do you promise not to freak out?

[justinruebensaal]

I would buy a lot of CDs if I had $1,000.000

[canadiananny86]

I like your video :) P.S. I always wanted to know-why is a green dress cruel?

[gorillazhead]

Trying to find the live radio version with the "This is me in Grade 9," for the opening...

[ohmyvampire]

if i had a million dollars, i'd buy my friend a cat

[zillsbury]

fuck this liberal song!

[TRevLeo]

What's up with responses like this? I feel sorry for all you pathetic hard-hearted right-wing dream-stompers. What a way to live, if you can call it that. Prayers for your healing and hoping.

[t0nyclift0n]

if i had 5 bucks, i would buy a cattle branding stick and beat the luck out of all you. this is a single-baby-mamma-buying-a lottery-ticket-with-a-screamin­g-child-in-a stroller-gone-white-boy-alread­y-rich-pleasing-a-cattle-farm-­of-superficial-middle-class-cl­ueless-safety-suckers-smiling-­death. but i like the song because it's fun 8)

[Rowan1253]

I LOVE KRAFT DINNER! Eat it almost everyday. Sweet video, dude. If I had a million dollars, I would move back to Alberta, but live in a cottage in the mountains and go hiking everyday.

[EagleVision1999]

A really nice song with a fitting video. Great work =)

[sixtiessearcher]

What a great video to a great song. One correction: that is not a K-car. I am Canadian and I am proud of it.

[me18nowlp]

lol why is a green dress cruel

[t3rmn8tor]

awesome vid... but it makes me think of tht d*** kraft dinner

[Temjinx1]

Such a cute video love love the adorable animals!!!

[dancergirl1985]

One of my all time favorite songs! Never gets old. Great video too! :P

[SkivMarine]

If I had a million dollars I'd hire a hit man to off the guy that wrote this song. OVERPLAYED.

(Just kidding folks. Don't get your undies in a bunch)

[adri1leb]

Love it! Heard at the buskers festival in Halifax

[JamesGarfieldDavis]

Can someone explain to me whats the deal with that "Green Dress" ?

I dont get it...

[dragonskyblast]

It's a fashion thing; Usually green isn't a very nice color to wear, at least not like neon green. It's just an eyesore. -shrug- Don't ask me XD

[JamesGarfieldDavis]

Thanks

[Kenichi866]

It's a throwback to earlier in the song, where they say that a real fur coat would be cruel. It's a joke along the lines of "well, this is, so this is too"; they just got WHAT was cruel about a real fur coat wrong.

Real fur coats are ladies' overwear made by skinning animals. Real green dresses are ladies' overwear made by dying cotton.

Conclusion: "real" ladies' overwear is cruel.

[JamesGarfieldDavis]

And Thanks again ^^

[SunnuvaSunnuvaSailor]

i love how every youtube song has a comment IF U DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH IT!!!!

shut up n watch demmit

[JerichoSmith21]

Lama and Emu rocks!!!^^

[CeeJZor]

well seeing as im in a will that get's split with my sister when our neighbor die's and the will is at I'm guessing 40-60million dollars I think I will be good :D

he is 62 years old and a good guy and healthy and we do lvoe him!

[colton7171]

theres tax on candy here and im from canada

[kimmy122797]

if i had a million dollars i wil bye  new house a farm out fits and MORE!!!!

[Clawz0987]

buy*

[kimmy122797]

i like peqanut butter

[realheven04]

deadgirl17 is obvioulsly retarded

[thingthing899]

id buy 100000000 1cent candeys LMFO or a lambo no no a ferri wait no both then use the 1 cent candy with the rest and a moneky umm i think i might need 2 millon

[zephyer42]

sadly you wouldnt be able to buy 1000000 .01$ candys,, there is still tax on them, so you would have to by 1 candy 1000000 times

the only thin that you can buy with no tax is stamps for mail

[blues1337]

I don't know what backwards ass state your from, but there is no sales tax on candy here.

[thingthing899]

DAM UR RIGHT well wev i steal the rest of the money from the candy shop then pay for it with the money i stole

[TheRealKJshow]

As if that would even work...Cause if you robbed a store, you'd think they would have phoned the police by the time you could buy candy with the money you stole. And wait a second..From where ever you live..You have 1 cent candies?! The cheapest candy here (Manitoba, Canada) is 5 cents. NO FAIR! And wait another second...Why wouldn't you just steal the candy!? It would be easier than trying to buy it with the money you took!

-Jessi

[deadgirl17]

4:23 of unadulterated shit. I could say lots more but, Christ, this garbage isn't worth commenting on.

[mat876]

nice name , y dont u live up to it,

[gomlog3]

so why did u dumb ass....

[moonflash21]

...you're commenting on it, sweetie.

[1nicknick599]

"sigh"... are you mental? just because you don't like it doanst mean other people doont like it.. i love this song it's awesome.. so if you dont have anything good to say dont say anything..

[Imaghost18]

I'd buy a pool big enough to fit my new yacht, just so I can blare "ROCK THE BOAT" on it anytime.

[whitewolf316]

<3 If I had a million dollers id buy my sweetheart everything <3

[shitterbutt]

Haha canadians are bitches.who Gives a shit "Aboot" them.

Hahahaha

[Roxas12330]

Lol

[TruePatriotLove05]

WE don't have accents YOU have the accents!

[a8161027]

good video

[memorialcupof2008]

lol I LOVE this song...

Havent you always wanted a monkey?

Lol

[phsycolicious]

gr8 song, rly cute video, good job!!

[oilerz4eva]

worlds best song FTW!

[AOUHMEN]

Love this song! Really god job :D

[xxDogsoldierxx]

It really does bring a tear to my eye,,,heres to world peace...muah

[sweetness902101209]

okay. you ASSHOLES are being absolutely ridiculous. I've lived in Canada my whole life. And never in my life have heard a Canadian with an accent. You guyz are totally stupid. Besides where did you get THAT idea from anyway?

[a8161027]

u live in USA

[jewfreeniger]

FUCKIN GREAT SONG<

And there from Toronto,

the fuckin best!

[MarineCoreSniper]

we dont have accents its wats in us most of us are native/scottish/nova scotian/newfoundland Etc.

[MrBlueberry25]

what accents?

[ladyvixen101]

does anyone realise all the things in this video are american even though the band is Canadian wat a disgrace to Canada and the band

[MarineCoreSniper]

watch the real video then decide to say something bad about Canada

Canada is way more beautiful then america

[4ng3l0fd34th]

Since when are houses, dresses, coats, & love are all inherently American? Uhm, you're retarded.

[Samdeman90]

Some Canadians do have accents, but it is MUCH less noticeable than a southern accent or a California accent

[insultgibbon]

canadians dont have accents dumbasses

[c3bss256]

I've never really listened to these guys, but now that I am, I really love this band!

[siasabora]

LOL!

[portabellaprincess]

Aren't these guys Canadian? I don't here an accent at all.

[JKNIP15]

They prolly been livin in the US for most of their lives. Hence no accent

[charon128]

most canadians and americans have near identical accents. u idiot

[JKNIP15]

most canadians i hear have some type of accent. mayber subtle, but there is one. take french canadians for example. they speak french. way different from american. and does adding "u idiot" make u sound right. cause it dont dumbass.

[chakalingchakaloo]

''layed eut'' instead of ''layed out''... that's the only thing I heard.

[prncessophelia71]

they don't have that much of one unless they're Quebicians...

[obaumpire42]

You're an idiot. I have lived in both Canada and the US and the only people who have accents are the Native Americans and the people who live out in Newfoundland. Very few Canadians have accents and that is a stereotype, and in the past 100 years there have been 120,000 people who have been killed for either mocking the "Canadian Accent". So I strongly suggest that you lay off the retard comments.

[dadarkbutters]

Bah, we have all seen Dudley Do-Right, everyone knows Canadians have deep accents and eat feces (but not their own, that would be disgusting). So don't get all butt hurt, Eh.

[TruePatriotLove05]

People killed for mocking the Canadian accent? baa hahahaha. Happens all the time, just saw a guy get whacked last week. Canadians say "o" sounds different than Americans, of course we don't hear it because we're used to each other

[gdf40]

We're accent ninjas. You don't hear it unless we want you to. We're crafty like that.

eh.

[JKNIP15]

"....or an emu." lmfao

[transfan101]

nice choice of pics

[bohemianspacetard]

great video it went well with the song. I saw this band in a bar in Aspen, Colorado on a family ski vacation years ago. GREAT SHOW!!! I cannot remeber the name of the bar, Double Diamond I think, I do not remember the year right off but I do remember the GREAT SHOW!!! ROCK ON!!!

[firlefaaaanz]

toll....<3

[cantbeatcanada2]

I like the kitties, dogs and polar bears in the video they're cute

[klemettikid]

great song

[kyyardfarmer]

this song is one of my sweetest memories; my litle nephew Cody sang this song to me!

[punter9099]

i love this sog every time i hear it it makes me smile

[YankeeFanCBR]

i love this song! =]...this guy that i like and i'm also really good friends with him reminds me of him. this one time he said that he wanted a purple monkey(random i know =]) and the part that says "if i had a million dollars i would buy you a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monKEY?" reminds me so much of him<3