Brokeback Enterprise - Star Trek Brokeback Mountain Parody

[MJFelder34]

Clever

[numberwangs]

someone told me that the majority of star trek fanes are either aspergers people or gay people or both suppose

[zayarummm]

@numberwangs maybe the fact that fans of Star Trek would probably subscribe to more open stances on things like sexuality and freedom....it doesn't mean necessarily that they are gay ;)

[ItsTurningGreen002]

This was....AWESOME.

[fsmdidit]

WIIILLLL WHEATOOOOON!!!

[AnotherSchmoe]

"It's pretty obvious how you feel... everyone knows!"

*Picard gives shocked look*

Hahaha, brilliant.

Also, the thumbnail for this video is absolutely horrifying. Bravo sir, bravo.

[baldenscare]

I think the made a great couple

[maryme4ever]

I LOVE THIS!

[Th1nxFr33]

fake

[PawelK198604]

How can you throw such insinuations on one of the best captains in the history of Starfleet :-). Captain Picarcd is not fag, and certainly not a pedophile, anyway, even if he was certainly not liked that in such skinny boys as Wesley;-)

PS. For those who still question the heterosexuality of captain Picard, remember that he had an affair with a lady archaeologist, such XXIV century Lara Croft;-)

[test123ok]

wow ...NAMBLA lasted for 4 centuries+ and spanned so many galaxies.. that is one successful enterprise.

[Techrat3D]

ROFLMAO!!!  XD

[762rockettravis]

LOL!!!!

[davidsquall351]

Thats soo Takei

[evilmurderproduction]

holy shit it is possible to take anything out of context. very well done

[mikethe4th]

1:36

[MitholX]

This is really good editing, but... ack... Wesley and Picard...? It's just so...illegal. I mean, Wesley is a minor, right? O_o Besides, Picard belongs with Wesley's mum. xD

[stuartnc84]

hahahahahaha

[LordVader89]

This is just wrong... but hilarious at the same time.. btw I love the random slap in the middle XD

[fuzzboo]

Haha, because Picard and Wesley together is totally legal XD

[blo0dyme]

Meh.

[strontiumdog9]

...funny as hell...well done...

[StraightEdgeReviews]

I came 

[veratai707]

SO GAY...and i don't mean homosexual

[Tranchera]

@veratai707 Then you don't know how to use the word.

[iouakick]

@Tranchera Gay could also mean happy.

[Phelan666]

@Tranchera Unless he's using the archaic definition of happy or joyful.

[beanhouse55]

@Tranchera right.......

[ProbesandPylons]

Wow...well done. I mean yea, parody. But powerful at the same time.

[kosovo83]

Would Wesley Crusher make a pretty tranny?!

No homo?

[LukeLovesRose]

This is more creepy than funny.

Picard is more of a father figure than a sexual figure anyway. But, Jean Luc (100 years old) and Wesley (12 years old)?? LOL. Yikes!

[offthelinegt]

I cant stop laughing!!!

[Hippoguild]

so creepy haha

[xXCSTINGXx]

"You opened up to me"

*bitch slap*

LMFAO XD

[KGV1374]

So awesome and so true.

[TheSecretdahlia]

haha! hilarious, nice job! (i especially liked the fact that wesley got slapped in it)

[TheRagManSmiles]

That was great...I laughed my ass off...well done.

[mskittychic79]

Fuck that hater Floodlezoot.

You did a damn good job! :)

I would have watched that movie.

[r24Sorrow]

That was Funny, Dont let these Nazi cunts try to censor u or say u know nothn of The Trek... nice sense of humor...

[Tijnvaassen]

Where are the sexscenes? I bet Wesley couldn't sit for weeks after Jean-Luc popped his cherry... ;-)

[DanielDamascusKimery]

That was gayer than Brokeback. That was the gayest thing that I have ever seen in my life. I came so hard that I cried.lol

[Kaadajin]

This is soooo shota... Love it. :')

[tenpercenter]

Hahaha, good job!

[Raybi3z]

lolololol

[MasukuNoKakashi]

lol... this one was funny!!!

[UnOxonien]

Nice one!

[beagle412]

I love how it tries to be all serious but we all just end up laughing at it.

[lemonrind]

Well, I'll never get the image of Captain Picard banging Wesley out of my head.

[fadsforwhatever]

WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH IT. Well done. Seriously, I want to give you my firstborn. This is AMAZING

[zagorc1]

Lol, this is wrong on so many levels, but funny as hell!! Thanks

[thirdimpact]

George Takei: "Oh my!"

[msmiche1000]

nooooo, please nooooo lol so hard.

[eviltreemonster]

I'd love to see something between Janeway and Seven of Nine :)

[BernardMacks]

Fantastic. And, I must say, way better the Broke Back to the Future. Keep em comin.

[mattachine]

LOL this is brilliant.

[dylanbradbury]

That was incredible.

[hawaiianpony]

I actually think this is really well done!! I LOLD

[mskittychic79]

This was a great parody/trailer.. I'd go see the movie lol!

[DVFDrinkOrDie]

That was mildly amusing.

[TheKalKatShow]

This is hilarious. :)

[Floodlezoot]

I'll say it again zebonka. a good parody makes my day, a lazy one is depressing.

In this, I keep waiting, and there is no subtle, no wit, no touching, nothing that even suggests anywhere they are gay together. How can this be acceptable?

If you want to see a good one, watch Brokeback to the Future.  That works. This doesn't. You might as well have spliced together scenes from the home shopping network.

[winsto117]

the 80 who disliked this just dont understand the complex yet beautiful relationship between wesley and jean luc

[theenchantedtiara]

This was well done.

[BetterThanAThesis]

LOL at 1:25

[zkilla30]

I always thought there was something going on between those two.

[MrSizzlesausage]

lol this is funny shit

[sisko197]

I fell over laughing when Crusher hit her son!

[MatthewJens]

ewwwwwww lol!!!!!

[zee339]

And that's why the bridge smells like penis.

[macman1138]

Funny as hell!

I laughed the whole time.

Thanks for posting!

[icegod75]

Freakin' Hilarious !!!

[jekaterinathegreat]

looool

[eversince1982]

It may be a parody, but I actually got me emotional lol! Really, look so good!

[fadsforwhatever]

Oh my god this is hilarious! Do one for Riker and Wesley, haha! That would be really funny, they've got a lot of weird, ambiguously homoerotic scenes too.

[julian73de]

:)) good job m8, funny

[syntaur]

I always wondered why that little punk Wesley was part of the crew...:)

[mrmiyagi1985]

Epic video

[bierhound5]

I loved it. I'd like to know how you did it, if you don't mind. I'd like to do a bit of parody myelf.  I've got Windows Movie Maker, I know it blows, but it's all I can afford. My main problem, is getting the original DVD's decrypted and copied to my hard drive.

[prufenful]

lmfao

[bratattack5]

I think even Patrick Stewart would be pleased to have this on his CV. Very funny.

[aslamomer]

entertaining yes... making fun of Picard isn't cool tho

[Greyhaeven]

This was soo funny! Amazing :)

[DocObsidian]

How wonder- wonder- wonderful!

[mos667]

haha! great stuff

[m1p30]

awesome! hah, i just saw the Final Mission again for the first time in years and thought the same things about Wes's confessions to Picard in the cave, then tube'd it and found this bad boy. Love it!

[LindaDanvers]

Well done. Very disturbing.

[homokladin]

Die weasley, die!!!

[Lightboxes]

I laughed so HARD!

[nbeckster1]

well done

[Middlewolf]

LOL win sir

[MainHeretic]

There needs to be a DS9 one. Bashir and O'Brien always had that vibe.

[ItsTurningGreen002]

why is it in all youtube star trek TNG parodies Wesley and Picard are always gay with each other?

[buddacafe]

Thanks... you convinced me not to play Star Trek online (really). My friend have been asking me to join them. nah!!

[Kuramalove24]

LMFAOOOOOO OMFG!!!!!!!!!

[kedmonton]

lmao its 2 30 in the morning and im laughing hysterically. the video was great, but im laughing at whoever made this clip trying to get the clips cut juuuust right. 'yeaaahh captured that mood perfectlyyy' lol so awesome

[heltir1723]

this is fuckin epic

[fadsforwhatever]

That was hilarious! Hahah, I'd expect nothing less from Star Trek. Well done.

[riespark]

...Okay, this is adorable.

[sexymuffin101node]

I LOVE IT. So dam funny.haha. 5 stars

[LukeLovesRose]

EWW! Kirk and Spock is one thing! Picard and Riker is one thing! But, Picard and Wesley?? YUCK! That's too much for me. It's like Harold and Maude meets... I don't know. YUCK!

[jeffreydiddy]

woo... great video editing skills. a bit too homosexual though

[Hutch4111]

This is great....nice work

[csadens777]

LMFAO @ random slap near 1:25 ahhahahah totally deserved it XD

[Credithelper75]

Dont listen to anybody bro...you did a great job, this is hilarious!

[TheKhurst]

Oh how wrong is this!? Funny stuff.

[tinklos]

C'est fantastique.

[sirdidymus62]

@ everyone criticising:

1- The video editing is brilliant, it does actually look like a trailer for a real fim.

2- The clips were really well picked for this.

3- It's bloody hilarious.

Well done to the guy who made this.

[MaritaBarita]

hehe- funny =D

[sondano]

what bullshit is this? Wesley is total gay but Picard is made of 100% man the whole idea is absurd

[Tranchera]

@Lovin1Country How stupid?

Not very stupid at all. I'd like to see you do better with what I had to work with.

[slydewinder]

You are a freaking evil genus

[salmandini]

This is a funny video don't let that scrub get u down!!!!

[Tranchera]

@Floodlezoot I did this video over three years ago, when I was 17, my video editing skills were lackluster, and I didn't have access to EVERY TNG episode (there is some stuff missing).

Excuses aside, you have no reason to come on my video and be a royal cunt. Absolutely no reason. You buffered your comment with insults because you can't find any convincing argument to present to me. As such, I'll present you with a "good day" and be on my way.

I hope you grow up. :3

[Dalbert342]

@Tranchera I think its very well done...

[Joeofiowa]

@Tranchera

Don't humor the haters. This was hilarious!

[moproducer]

@Tranchera OvEr ReAcTiNg !!!!

[Zebonka]

@Floodlezoot You stupid fuckin' cunt, you couldn't edit an episode of Play School if you tried.

[Aeolis7]

@Floodlezoot You also don't have to be a complete asshole to render an opinion.

Then again, maybe YOU do.

[Puttetier]

@Floodlezoot "GET OFF THE BRIDGE!"

[Floodlezoot]

I logged in just to tell you how much this video sucks ass. WEAK!

[JoshuaHistoryBuff]

Sorry but Kirk is the one I always thought came off as gay. As for Wil Wheaton...of course he's gay lol.

[RandomSam189]

@JoshuaHistoryBuff If he was gay he was hiding it very well, like the way he used to try to pull every girl he ever met.

[pfiberoptik]

@JoshuaHistoryBuff

LOL, just saw the episode the other night where Wesley went off with that "The Traveler" pedo...to spread their broke-wristedness thru the universe together. It made me lol.

Oh, Wil is gay alright...no doubts

[JoshuaHistoryBuff]

@pfiberoptik ha ha ha I always thought "The Traveler" was a pedo looking sob too. lol

[oniazuma5]

Lol great job

[pfiberoptik]

Pickard always stuck me as a twink...Riker was tapping every ass that came on the ship with abandon, but Pickard was in his quarters all the time reading Boi-Books.

I knew he gay when he did not tap that ass on that freaky sex slave slut episode.

[Aivottaja]

Careful there. Picard is a straight up pimp.

[pfiberoptik]

@Aivottaja

There is some evidence of that, however, he did not tap that ass on that slut-slave episode and let her marry that tard. Riker and Kirk would have tapped the ass.

[davidhass3lh0ff]

Great video it just so funny

[luvebug21]

This is too funny:)haha

[Kristian2006]

H-Will H-Wheaton

[orgay3]

Its not gay its a pedo story!

[mithol]

Captain Picard doesn't really strike me as gay. Captain Kirk on the other hand... ;)

[ThePieIsLie]

Tell me about it. Those old star trek uniforms were too easy to rip apart if you ask me. xD

[Fenway3881]

I'd loved to see that episode

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

Did Falwell have anything to say about ST-TNG ?

Picard, Wesley, & the various females are so camp it's not true

[plord28]

LOLLOL MAN THAT IS JUST SOOOO NOT RIGHT!

The guy is like what? 40 years older then wesly?

[kingcletusthecatfish]

@plord28 That's what makes it hot.

[mrchrisdavis09]

just imagine those two hammering away.

[phoeniximperator]

gross lol

[ZeJaie]

Sick as all get out, but FUNNY!!!!! Goes to show that anything can seem different when etited right. LOL

[RudikRus1]

So does Wesley play the sheep?

[TheOrderOfWorlds]

Scary how must editing can change your perspective on things funny but they were so not Gay on the show

[golden24680]

What episode is 1:14?

[Tranchera]

Final Mission, where most of the cave footage comes from.

[TheArchetect1]

uuuh hum mu mu muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[tryithere]

I always thought Wesley had a crusher on the captain. That's why he always mispronounced his name as Captain Prickhard.

[ItsybitsyspiderMamma]

double thumbs up

[Ryxal]

ADORABLE.

[IvanSKMK]

Lol the slap was priceless

[scottweise18]

LOLOLOL OMFG I LAUGHED MAD HARD!!! HAhahaha

[timboak]

hahahahah sweeettt

[Sirinae]

Fantabulous!!!! Fancy asking Riker of ALL people!!! LOLZ!

[Arnold13468]

lol i am the 133337th viewer

[Laofse]

So, you're exceptionally leet? I salute you, good leet sir.^^

[pantheist46n2]

the TOS broke trek is a lot better

[Tranchera]

No offence to Zebonka, as he did a brilliant job (I was sitting next to him for most of the capturing and editing), but Spock and Kirk is a hell of a lot easier to pull off than Picard and Wesley.

They barely touch or talk to each other, so I didn't have much to work with.

[pantheist46n2]

word, i appreciate both of your efforts. I think I'll go for a gay star trek vid myself.

[VirtualBilly]

no offense (with an s, not a c) tranchera, but if you're not psychologically equipped to deal with good comments AND bad comments then you probably shouldn't keep posting your stupid videos.

also, you're a crybaby and zebonka was right

[Tranchera]

Right about what?

Also, fuck off.

[abudabit]

Superbly edited

[JoshuaH688]

Totally perverted of course, but nevertheless... outstanding editing and funny as anything. There isn't anything quite like quotes taken out of context. :-D

[MrsBloom3]

You just made my day!

[indiecindy77]

Incredibly well made vid.. and incredibly funny... especially the wesley/beverley slap! Keep them coming...loved it!

:D

[sandileigh87]

ew! Wes and the captain! nasty!

[cruzjohn57]

It's godawful. And the acting is herendous. Good job there lad. Keep it "up".

[MegaComptech]

Make these kind of videos says alot about who you are.

[aeyana78]

Ok you are sooo my new favorite trek spoof creator! This is actually really beautifully done. Which makes it even funnier. Like totally believeable. What should I say? How should I act? What should I do? Bwaahaaahaaa... And then the Bev slap! Excellent excellent excellent job. Great clips great editing. "LOVE you!" Bwaahaaa.

[xXTheSharpestLifeXx]

This video was really well made. :)

[moonprince1701]

OMG that was great!!!!

[spammy82]

errr genius!!!

[TauBroadside]

I love these broke back pardodies thier so funny