Stuff Aggies Say- Episode 1

[OMGawkwardTURTLE]

lololol I'm so glad I didn't go to either A&M or UT to get involved with this huge stupid rivalry. Coming from an outsider this is funny lol JUST SAYING

[21maggot4life]

@blade720 Jealous you went to the sec? Lol come on man you can't even win in the big 12. The big 12 dropped two .500 teams for recent bcs bowl teams enough said

[blade720]

More video proof that Longhorns are jealous that the Aggies went to the SEC. We all know Austin is a fun place to visit but is unfortunately full of smug small town transplants that think it's cool to cross dress and be "weird". In reality its just sad.

[amandocommando07]

This is horrible. Can someone please make a good one?

[cavjock07]

very unoriginal, longhorn fans. I was expecting better.

[ssekac]

this is awful not even remotely funny...OP never gets laid either.

[jewelbenn]

hands down...i'm a longhorn and have been in every place in this video lol. still coulda been better

[thuq58]

ima longhorn an i aint saying this video was good

but aggies suck! i used to live in college station as a kid, yall water is the nastiest thing ever!

yall lost the first game yall ever went against us

and lost the last one to dont forget to mention almost all the games in between

i thought it was funny when yall said we were scared to go against yall next year we shut yall up when we beat yall! how about you guys win the big12 efore leaving to the sec! yall havent evn beat an sec team in 16 yrs

[cloudsynth08]

lol wtf...I'm an Aggie and I usually laugh when people make fun of us in a clever manner, but this was actually quite shitty.

[freedomcry09]

What a bad video. Don't they have film classes at tu? It's a liberal arts school. I know I'm repeating other commenters but still this sucked.

1. That is not an accent typical of A&M. We're two hours apart. The only difference in the way people talk here is a bit more rural slang and pronunciation. Not a Gone with the Wind accent.

2. Exactly 3 of those references were relevant to a&m. There is PLENTY to make fun of aggies for, and you chose constipation? That has nothing to do with a&m. Mo

[desperaclo]

Come on, University Co-op. This is embarrassing. As a Longhorn, I expect better. Hire some students to write for you or something -- I know plenty of people on campus that could've done better than this.

[wacinoms]

I'm an Aggie as well and this could have been alot better.  hahahha you didn't even WHOOP! for gods sake! Next time do your homework!

[leftofcollegestation]

The "shit things --- say" meme is much funnier when it's actually shit that someone says.

[PioneerJones1]

Longhorn here. This is awful, could have been way better.

[06brokestroke]

I'm an Aggie... And wow, y'all barely hit the tip of the iceberg. Coulda been WAY better.

Disappointing.

[mscfli2013]

Turrible, just turrible

[texanaggie05]

This has to be a t-sip



[Paulgz89]

Guy dressing up as a chick? Yeah, you're from austin alright

[Dkdude9892]

lolololol hookem

[Aggiecon11]

Shouldn’t this be called Stuff Sooners Say? You know because, according to longhorns, OU is their biggest rival and A&M is just another game.

[summerfan888]

wow this isn't even funny... and i was actually giving it a chance...

[adfriday]

I'm an Aggie and I have a sense of humor. Thumbs up, guys

[singingjag2822]

As an Aggie I sat through that and thought, "Ok, TU. Touche." As a girl, I was reminded of all the reasons why I will never date a t-sip. And as a human being, I threw up in my mouth when I saw that close up at the end. SICK ME OUT!!!

[davvidr]

THIS

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is

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ever

[CDub121283]

Stuff Longhorns Do: Eagerly dress in drag

[mistaspot1]

@CDub121283 Yeah we're not threatened by homosexuality, unlike you rednecks.

[CDub121283]

@mistaspot1 Who said crossdressers have to be gay? That's a pretty broad brush you're using to paint that demographic. Seems like you're so eager to call me out that you accidentally revealed your own ignorant assumptions. Ouch.

[davvidr]

i just pooped in my pants, for real

[Robert34Rodriguez]

@davvidr NO! BAD DAVVID!!!! BOOM BOOM GOES IN THE POTTY!!! Were you not paying attention at orientation?

[cmonaco92]

Being an A&M student not from Texas I never understood the rivalry. This is still pretty funny (and true), I hope for more! Guess people just take themselves too seriously.

[Nbrayton17]

They're not anyone's rival anymore. Just a stepping stone for the SEC.

[TiSa2005]

Class of '05...I laughed!

[ATXCoop]

I wonder if we'll get 100 dislikes today?

[ky1690]

Only funny part was the howdy and AAAAAA. other than that this was pretty uncreative. and whats with the georgia accent? no one in texas talks like that.

[tmacd87]

Incredibly weak.

[AggieCS2010]

The fact that a man dressed up like a woman to make this video says much more than the content of said video.

[13saxman]

You are the cross-dresser, and WE are the ones who like wieners? At least you won't catch an Aggie ever wearing that goofy-ass burnt orange, running around like a hippie! Gig 'em Aggies!!!

[brittneyhey]

This had so much potential. Not impressed... I expected more from you, tu.

[reesle1]

its true! atx, where the girls are girls and the boys are too!! nice.

[butiwannadiddle]

This is by far the dumbest video! It's pathetic how this t-sip took the time to make a video that has only one relation to aggies. Dumb ass...

[Brookjay7]

Why is your shirt all wet? Us Aggies know how to chug a pitcher of beer like real Texans. 

[aggiegurl22]

We're not your rivals, whorns. Go lose to Baylor again.

[jcbujnoch]

@aggiegurl22 Hmm what happened when we played yall hmmm \m/

[CodyKoNA]

lol Im an Aggie, but that was funny. Random but funny lol.

[ihatej00poo]

i lol'd so hard at the yelling in random places

[Chewie12k]

I'm an aggie. I expected to hear a joke or two, maybe one I hadn't heard before. "I love me some wiener?" "you guys know if we can drink the water in college station?"...?

[ajazCOUSINS]

Coming from an Aggie, this video could have been so funny, because we really do say some incredibly weird things. However, besides the yelling and the Howdy, this wasn't really related to Aggies at all. I get that there's the whole "Aggies are stupid" stereotype and it can be funny to play off that, but really? "I'm so constipated?" There are SO many other things you could have said that actually related to A&M that would have been hilarious (Reveille, the Century Tree, uncover, wildcats, etc).

[AudreyWillis10]

@ajazCOUSINS This is only part one! I'm assuming they'll address those other things in the next few parts of the series! :)

[hawkess08]

@ajazCOUSINS As a fellow Aggie, I agree.

[AUS10TEX]

@ajazCOUSINS Hey Chad Hastings,

[tbtasian1]

What's a t-sip?

[Rybo8649]

This video is so bad. Trying too hard to make a "Shit ______ Say" video and this is what y'all came up with. I'm an Aggie and can take a joke, but it wasn't even funny. Figured with all of the Aggie jokes out there I'd be somewhat entertained.

[getlikekiefer]

I love that Aggies are getting all butt hurt and commenting about football. Learn to take a joke faggies.

[ienjoyshitting]

@getlikekiefer you mean ONE Aggie is getting butt hurt. I think its incredibly dumb but i laughed.

[tictactaker]

@kelseyisabiatch It's funny that "making excuses" is all anyone ever says when someone confronts a tsip about a dirty game. I guess the ref fist pumping after one of your scores wasn't proof enough even after the calls. @thomasiscatholic I'll admit that we didn't totally blow away Northwestern although we won easily, but just saying that you guys MAJORLY struggled and lost to Baylor whom I might add got beat by we the Aggies. At least they didn't pay the refs off on bogus personal foul calls.

[flaggirl1409]

LOVE! Hook'em Horns!

[Rhistca]

This isn't even funny...

[thomasiscatholic]

aggies struggled with northwestern.....

[N0vakDj]

I like the idea but this is incredibly bad.

[tictactaker]

P.S. - I just added your video to the enormous list of "What tsips do" :)

[tictactaker]

Yeah so anyone who is not stupid knows the refs called two major unbelievable calls that lost the Aggies the game against t.u. this year.. Not even to mention that we didn't have any of our star runningbacks on the field.. Don't be so big-headed. And btw - The only thing that is true in this video is "Howdy!" and the fact that we yell at games. Although, we don't yell retardedly in public like you just did, sir. If you're going to make fun of Aggies, at least make it even the smallest bit funny.

[kelseyisabiatch]

@tictactaker oh jeez, here we go...making excuses again.

[agarc898]

lol



[DBeckham512]

I'm ready for this meme to end. Having said that...

ETERNAL SCOREBOARD. AT KYLE FIELD. 27-25.

ALL TIME 75-37-5.

Enjoy living in the basement for the next 100 years, Aggy!

[MarkyMarkEckstein]

>notices funny series on youtube

>tries to adapt it to support their own hatred of a superior college

[BuildUrShirt]

Incredible! 

[ultimadrago]

Hahaha!

[WHOisIT901]

This is pretty bad

[TheUndieRun]

lol



[correatx]

So stupid