At the part after the incinerator when you started seeing graffiti signs saying 'Go here' etcetera, I was still in mourning of my beloved Companion Cube.
I remember telling myself 'Hey! These.. These signs must be from my friend, the Companion Cube! He wants me to live and he forgives me' while crying.
GlaDOS wasn't making it any better. If I had a choice, I'd have resumed the party position. We'd have cake.. And it would've been wonderful.
lol at 7:58 "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said "goodbye" and you were like (low voice) " no way" and then i was all "we pretended we were going to murder you, that was great"!! GLaDOS is funny xD
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Valve let me down, how in the hell can they release a game with such bad dialogue. "Remember when the platform was LIKE" "And you were LIKE Ugh. For something that is supposed to be a very intelligent computer whatever, over using the word LIKE makes that part of the game unbearable.
"Didn't we have some fun though. Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY' and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you' that was great"
Assume the escort submission position. Screw that. I don't want to be the receiver. I don't even want to be in a sex position because I just got me some.
@jakecnicholas *SPOILER ALERT* GLaDOS had a morality core attached to "her" to prevent lying, misbehaving, etc. and so when she does disobey, she get "hurt" and so the glitch noises are made.
ya want more, you got more. the scientists at aperture science were stupid enough to install an anger core. since it serves no important purpose, it make several noises of an angry (or stuck?) animal.
It was really cool the way they made the music get all tence when the camera turned so you could see the fire and I actually got kind of scared.
I panic in FPS games and this isn't an FPS really but it's the same format and I'd totally freak out and proably jump off the platform and most likely not run the game again for a while.
That part is really cool the way they play it out. (They as in Valve.)
After having you under her heel for so long, I can just imagine GlaDOS panicking upon not only losing control over you but not being able to find you.
The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
"remember when you were on that moving platform going in to the fire, and i was like "goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" ahaha like we were goign to murder you"
3:24 I love playing and destroying those computers
pat20105 5 months ago
I mean no thanks :3
KarlangazProductions 6 months ago
Ololol thanks i already ate cake >:3
KarlangazProductions 6 months ago
At the part after the incinerator when you started seeing graffiti signs saying 'Go here' etcetera, I was still in mourning of my beloved Companion Cube.
I remember telling myself 'Hey! These.. These signs must be from my friend, the Companion Cube! He wants me to live and he forgives me' while crying.
GlaDOS wasn't making it any better. If I had a choice, I'd have resumed the party position. We'd have cake.. And it would've been wonderful.
...-Sobs-
maryberyboo 6 months ago 8
At 1:31, I was thinking, HOOOLLY SHIT DUDE!!! Told ya there wont be any cake! You've been PLAYED!!!! xD
TribalKing917 8 months ago
Why the hell did they put portal surfaces around the incinerator???
mixxdupyoface 9 months ago
lol at 7:58 "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said "goodbye" and you were like (low voice) " no way" and then i was all "we pretended we were going to murder you, that was great"!! GLaDOS is funny xD
Sm00thJAzzer 9 months ago 4
When i got to 19 i was soooo confused from the whole sub level UNDER the facility but i figured it out :)
Sm00thJAzzer 9 months ago
The Test was the Tutorial
sarsfield1998 9 months ago
Glados is so amusing xD
KKbook 9 months ago
it's funny how they bribe you with cake
battlestar62fleet 10 months ago 6
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character says "but i really wanted some cake"
rowdawg11 10 months ago
at 0:16 - 0:19 this is what i heard...
GLaDOS: -before any cak-- oh shit o.o
xD
DezerayTheHedgehog 10 months ago 5
@DezerayTheHedgehog LMFAO XDDD
bloodydragon 10 months ago
i love the firepit music
Ethanhmayo 11 months ago
I was promised cake! - I made it through and I want my frickin cake! - Where is my cake? - Hello...can anyone hear me?
MegaSkills9 1 year ago 3
@MegaSkills9 u get ur cake if u know where to go
nikigamer 1 year ago
GLaDOS: The enrichment center requires both hands to be empty before any cake( weird noise)cakecakecakecakecake
lol
INTERSTING FACT!
GLaDOS stands for
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
vampireapple666 1 year ago
is it on ps3
TheMunstanator111 1 year ago
@TheMunstanator111 Yes.
JoshCF1 1 year ago
wat happens if you dont try to escape?
yoshidude7 1 year ago
@yoshidude7
You die. Duh.
LovesCookies1 1 year ago
Lol. You were like" NO WAY"
GozalM97 1 year ago
where is everybody?
Remittent 1 year ago
where is everybody @_@?
Remittent 1 year ago
RIP companion cube 2007-2010
rockstickcomics 1 year ago 2
cake!!!!!!!!!!
fastdude505 1 year ago
so i risked my life doing all these experiments and all i get is some freakin cake? that cake better have been made by the hand of god i swear
majorasmask421 1 year ago 3
so.... no cake? WTF man?
REuVEIW 1 year ago
that soundtrack when ur about to fall into the pit of fire was intense
Gpayne99 1 year ago
so....the game means that they just testing the device...after testing they kill u...right??
khailoon619 1 year ago
are you one of these people who has been looking at this since the first vid
dudemohawk09 1 year ago
yay black mesa half life reference
CzechMate44 1 year ago
this is like a dam movie! so INTRESTING!
CharlySah 1 year ago 4
Soooo....... they try to murder you?
Doubledumbledoor 1 year ago
if i was trapped there i would probs kill myself, i couldnt cope with the competition and challenge of fighting for freedom
BradandBitches 1 year ago
The cake is not a lie.....
TheBESTCoD4Modder 1 year ago
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Valve let me down, how in the hell can they release a game with such bad dialogue. "Remember when the platform was LIKE" "And you were LIKE Ugh. For something that is supposed to be a very intelligent computer whatever, over using the word LIKE makes that part of the game unbearable.
tech951 2 years ago
@tech951 jesus christ, what are you an english teacher..... and they made it that way so it would seem more human
ImJustSayin81 1 year ago
"Didn't we have some fun though. Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY' and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you' that was great"
............ wow really bad lying 7:55
baggedyman 2 years ago 9
Are those Xbox 360?
3:25
baggedyman 2 years ago
Assume the escort submission position. Screw that. I don't want to be the receiver. I don't even want to be in a sex position because I just got me some.
baggedyman 2 years ago
4000 kelvin = 6740.33 degrees Fahrenheit
-Google
baggedyman 2 years ago
you was going to b the cake ^_^
Darkian1314 2 years ago
your gonna miss out on the cake... its good and moist...
JlatProductions 2 years ago
GLaDOS is clearly glitched or some mess
jakecnicholas 2 years ago
@jakecnicholas *SPOILER ALERT* GLaDOS had a morality core attached to "her" to prevent lying, misbehaving, etc. and so when she does disobey, she get "hurt" and so the glitch noises are made.
97raven123 2 years ago
tell me more plz ya got my attention
jakecnicholas 2 years ago
ya want more, you got more. the scientists at aperture science were stupid enough to install an anger core. since it serves no important purpose, it make several noises of an angry (or stuck?) animal.
97raven123 2 years ago
why the hell would they do that
jakecnicholas 2 years ago 2
rofl at 7:53 "remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'goodbye' and you said 'no way' that was a joke!" rofl =D
SLASH00136 2 years ago
The music at 1:42 should of been "March of the Gladiators" XD
cookie123456789012 2 years ago
black mesa at 3:57
GLOBElive 2 years ago
wait the sign that says black masa,what does it say i cant make it out
jakecnicholas 2 years ago
Four words.
This Game Is Epic.
Kahgro 2 years ago 4
The only thing I can think of when GlaDOS said "Where are you? I can feel you there" was "I've become so numb I can't feel you there!"
VmKid 2 years ago 3
huh i wonder if this has anything to do with hl1 nah!!! nvm
PinoyPogiman 2 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE
jrme23 2 years ago 4
Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY' (low voice)
Doctorsmashy 2 years ago 88
@Doctorsmashy LOLOLOOL
Doubledumbledoor 1 year ago
@Doctorsmashy
Doubledumbledoor 1 year ago
@Doctorsmashy I still think to this day that in Still Alive the lyrics should have gone "And threw every one into a fire (NO WAY)"
Pwnzordude45 10 months ago
It was really cool the way they made the music get all tence when the camera turned so you could see the fire and I actually got kind of scared.
I panic in FPS games and this isn't an FPS really but it's the same format and I'd totally freak out and proably jump off the platform and most likely not run the game again for a while.
That part is really cool the way they play it out. (They as in Valve.)
Dreamcube017 2 years ago
There is no party. It's all a fabrication... a lie. In the end if you finish, you die
Dreamcube017 2 years ago 2
glados is kinda creepy
agentone001 2 years ago
...so the cake WAS a lie! darn you gladosss!
seopeter22 3 years ago 2
After having you under her heel for so long, I can just imagine GlaDOS panicking upon not only losing control over you but not being able to find you.
Evertide05 3 years ago 2
when i got to the fire all i could say was where the hell is my damn cake!
tolazytonamemyself 3 years ago
DeathScythe642 4 years ago 109
@DeathScythe642 what no cake T_T damnit to fucking hell no fucking cake mother fucking peice of shit no cake cake eating bastard hating shit fucks
hunter2834 1 year ago
@DeathScythe642 psh! no, whadaya talkin about...
billyboyg001 1 year ago
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WAIT does this take place during half-life? are you a prisoner in a combine base?
JTC545 4 years ago
4:02 BLACK MESA
shibbbie 3 years ago
"I can FEEL you."
"I was like "Goodbye" and you were all "NO WAY"."
"Someday someone will look back on this and laugh and laugh and laugh. Oooooh boy."
those were my favorite lines XD
InvaderGalatica 4 years ago 9
that was pretty awesome
bakseatdrivur89 4 years ago 5
LOL
that computer is pretty funny.
"remember when you were on that moving platform going in to the fire, and i was like "goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" ahaha like we were goign to murder you"
Thrawn 4 years ago 4
is there cake at the end, i wanna no!
eliwood97 4 years ago
there is
JTC545 4 years ago
Wow that was intense lol
Gunskihalo 4 years ago
so if u go in the fire u just die like any other time?
darkmordon 4 years ago
Someone cut the cake without me?! Grrrr... Now i'm poed!
Mifian 4 years ago
Wow. The game got really serious all of the sudden.
Bonzi77 4 years ago
Oh no! Someone cut the cake without you! lol..
GruntofAction 4 years ago
i know. it's a fate worse then android hell.
SGTNAPALM333 4 years ago
"Didn't we have some fun? Remember when I was like ' Thankyou and goodbye' and you were like 'No way!'. That was great"
And
"Someday someone will look at this and laugh, and laugh and laugh, oh boy."
Were my fav lines..lol.
GruntofAction 4 years ago 4
I'd play this game just to hear all the stuff the voice says.
waterbbq10 4 years ago
Gladys is a squirrel.
Glados is the embodiement of death.
Cryptozologist 4 years ago