Heather's Vlog: I Heart Vampires

[sophiemortimore]

press 2 repeatedly and heathers dad is wanking invisible cock

[newgirl241]

shes so funny and her dad is asome to, but is she really 33

[TheCompletelySerious]

I would be a fan of vampires to if they all looked like her.

[ClawlessReaver]

Wow he's lost a lot of weight. Well done Michael :)

[peopleareawsome100]

they wanna stick u right throu ur fucki heart

[m1shima93]

IT'S GOOD FOR THE YEAST!!! LMFAO

[wolfangel96]

vampires rule!



[Hungergamesboy]

Dad:do we have any blood

Heather:no but it almost time for the mail

Died from laughing

[smoshlover112]

i'm a fan of vampires

[Mongoongen]

Your dad's accent is so cool! :D

[devine3111]

do we have any blood?" "no but it's almost time for the mail""We cant use the mailman we NEED him!""If we dont kill him he's gonnah end up freaking out and killing 17 people at the post office anyways, so the way i see is we just.. save 17 lives

[darklord12231]

I dont love vampire i am one ;)

[hippyrachel]

omfg keep pressing 2 it looks so wrong xD

[hippyrachel]

He asks who would love a vampire? I WOULD!

[KaitoKIDThief30911vr]

IF YOU KEEP PRESSING 7, THE GIRL IS SAYIN RANDOM WORDSAND THE GUY IS LIKE "LOLWUT? IM FUCKED UP"

[KoolioBoiz]

hes got a beaut adidas original jacket<3

[deadlymoon666]

MUFFINS!!!!!!!!

[Darkwood5555]

Press 9 really fast, her dad looks like a penguin.

[awesomecute101]

is she reallly a vampire

[notsooutcast]

for a second i thought i saw Muse on the tv then i saw the cowboy hat...

*noooo!!!*

[notsooutcast]

oh look a unicorn!!!!

*looks away*

dad im not eating that

[xRosieBearx]

haha "look at dis.. tbs... thats a tv station."

[DreckigeHure]

Haha is It Me Or Does Her Dad Have a 40z In Every Vid..

[spazzledazzle95]

I LOVE I <3 VAMPIRESSSSSSS

[littleaimz22554]

i am a vampire fan

[BumbilBeShades]

@mspuppie05 no this is an old one. he actually lost a lot of weight... watch the new ones

[Kaohru14]

0:46 Fucking priceless.

1<3Vampires.

[2222meagan]

he gags hahaha 0:35

[RaddGalaxeyOYTA]

you don't lie dairy?

[camogirl743]

im a fan of vamps\

[JTeamjesters]

to add to that awesome man's quote, back in the day, humans were logical and knew what vampires really were--not sparkly forever buddies.

[prrrrecious]

Oh god I love his quick outbursts!!

[itachi999999990]

lmao her face at 0:32

[legomexican]

Lol 0:27

[SEHLACE]

tbs a television station

[silverstar334488]

Omg, i love your vids Heather your Vlogs rock!

[peteypipper1986]

your pops sounds like joe pesci

[BigfootIsReal4Realz]

78 people don love vampires

[BigfootIsReal4Realz]

Blood Muffins rule :3

[tiyle123]

im a fan of vampires :3

[MUZZA368]

these shows are awsome

[titanumson]

i just started watching ur shows they fucking rock

[CoolKaty496]

was that chips on the mix i saw?

[WeaknessToAbuse]

I love "I <3 Vampires" it was an awesome show.

[HorrorShow131]

im sorry for using all caps but...HEATHER'S DAD IS MY FUCKING HERO!!!

[gingerzeppelin]

hothothothothothothothot

[xnigahigaxsmpfilmsx]

Megahn Perry is her real name. shes 33 she looks so young!

[Acidpunk101]

@xnigahigaxsmpfilmsx shes 33? CHRIST in heaven, if my gf looks that good at 33 i will claim her to be a vampire too :)

[DragonFighter1133]

hay Heather you are awsome

[Theboofactor]

tbsp mean table spoon

[StrangeCanvas]

is she actually called heather?

[MrCodkid890]

Can u bite me pls I want to be a vampire

[hickboy360]

heather is fucking hot

[xylleria]

This is awesome. I love Heather and her Dad, :). Seriously, the Heather Vlogs are fucking amazing!

[rileyrod]

There gonna stake ya' RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKIN HEART!!!! lol

[FaBbEr0oZ]

i fucking love that guy.

heather is GORGEOUS

[WildChilde89]

I love Heather's dad. lol

[coolmint191]

Baking with soy milk? weird.

[LoughieSquarepants]

i wish heathers dad was my dad hes so fucking awesome :D

[jblip1]

pause at 1:42. reminds me of Alyssa Milano!

[GamerLedgtiz666]

Heather ur hot :D

[klusmanp]

Dammit Liam, this is so F**KING good! These two have the best chemistry and sense of timing. I don't know why this doesn't have more views. Oh yeah... no Kelly. Tell me about it. I got the same thing with my cats. No cats no views. Oh well. LOVE THIS!!! More please!!!

[AColonDashSix]

That was actually pretty damn funny, well done you two, well done indeed.

[animefanish]

im a fan of a vampire lol

[Animusicfan]

just curious, where do u get your arm warmers?

[misstariana]

OMG Heather was on Dawson's Creek Season 1!!!!!

[mickey133113]

I'm a fan of vampires... Wait does it count if I'm a vampire myself?

[zerobeast22]

Blood muffins? as in from...Muffins XD

[garymacsweeney77]

This should be a sit-com.... LMAO

[FuzzinessDangers]

LOL and it turns out your cousin Roberta was one of the girls XD Back in the day, if people were running after you, it wasnt because they were fans, They wanna stake you, RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEART! LMFAO xD

[EllieMCullen]

77 people are fking rad :)

[FuzzinessDangers]

@EllieMCullen SO.... you didnt like it? XD because fucking rad is good XD

[TwistedHeIl]

"They're going to stake you, RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEART!"

Loled at that.

[heaven8901]

Lol tbs that's a television station xD

[gerardLOVEeyeliner]

your dad seems italian.

[xXCrazyEmoLoverXx]

Dad: Who's a fan of a vampire?

Me: -Sitting in my chair nomming on my teddies ear- I AM!!!

[SmileMeJustin]

0:25

[arlington925]

THEN WANNA STICK YA, RIGHT THROUGH YA FUCKIN HEART!!!

[jfrsnjhnsn]

I just saw her on a Colgate commercial.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

We need more Heather!!

[supercrazygirllol]

I <3 "I <3 vampires"!!!! Nad it's amazing that she's the actual doctor on the show that proved wyait was turning into a vampire slayer :DD

[SUMM3RSN0WFL4K3]

"tbs is a tv station" LAWL

[1Julyet]

2 Girls and 1 cup...i remember it....NEVER WATCH IT!!!

[WordOfTheDayguy]

your hot

[Jifcrunch79]

silk ftw!!!

[ellye73]

ewww silk is gross, haha but i LOVE this blog:)

[MarioMarioSMBZ]

i have that hat (:

[YingYang357]

Omg i would let Heather feed me a blood muffin, ohh lala

[Sgtknuckles101]

i love blood muffins your very very cool heather you rock

[residentevilnerd]

turns out your cousin roberta was one of the girls :(

[perryferry1]

this is fucking funny

[schoolgonewildboy]

your awsome

[MonoxidePanda]

that guy is soo fucking awsome!!!

[mspuppie05]

has heathers father gain weight O.o

[kittygirl216]

i laughed like so much when the dad nearly threw up lol

[psychoalicia020]

look at this "tbs" what is tbs...its a television station

[malajia36]

i love ur shows are yu and kelly best friends.. ?

[chicken2266]

HHHOOOOLLLLYYYY CCCRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!!! I SAW U ON THAT TOOTH PASTE COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!! LOL

[CraigASilver]

Vampire women--can't live with them and can't live forever with them. For my song video on our cultural obsession with X-treme hickies, search for "Vampire Glut" here on wonderful YouTube or click on my name to the left of this text block.

[Phoenixtear101]

I think the dad is irish. I never seen him without his beer.

[FluroNikkie]

"Back In The Day, If People Were Chasing After You, They Weren't Chasing After You 'Cause They're Fans.. THEY WANTED TO STICK YA RIGHT THROUGH YA FUCKING HEART!"

[annalynnmk]

Who dosen't wouldn't wanna be a vampire

[saltamontesjedy]

Is that really your Dad???? He is so cool!!

[SheDevilution]

i love heather and her dad's hilarious.

[cbrester1]

TBS.....thats a television station! lol to funny

[jennylover456]

i dont know how to describe her

[piinkKNICKERS]

Tell me why I saw Heather the vampire on a Colgate commercial last night.

[FluroNikkie]

@piinkKNICKERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[TheBlueStorm14]

OH! I haven't had a blood muffin in YEARS! lol soo random

[ValKap2012]

I love you, but I love your Dad more! His accent makes me quiver :P

[RandomFire100]

rofl dad im not eating that!!!!!!

[unheardcky]

omg her dad is my favorit charicter

[fmarcum01]

0:47 EPIC FACE XD :O lmao!

[qodui]

Blood muffins.

[tylerhaunted]

Im a fan of a vampyre

[lilly496]

<3 i heart vampires d=

[lilly496]

P= i want a blood muffin D= also is kelly a fan

[CyberAsomatous]

so whats up with the weird anti christianity vibe I get from kelly vids and this?

[dafunker00]

@CyberAsomatous Thats called the internet. its like that

[CyberAsomatous]

@dafunker00 I just wonder why though. The psychology of it is actually a sign of sickness. To take pleasure in deliberate disrespect of someones faith.

[dafunker00]

@CyberAsomatous You may very well be onto something, these sort of people and ideas arent too hard though

[CyberAsomatous]

@dafunker00 Yeah. I just honestly find it to be odd.

[VampireMob]

Have you see Vampire Mob?

He's a hitman and a vampire, and he just found out his mother-in-law is moving in for eternity.

[zeldapeace1]

you vamprisime is a curse its not a joke so stop making fun of it we go through anough pain as it is

[5150mick]

Cunningham muffins are always selling their blood muffins to Heather`s family

[TheKittybambam]

Nice I love vampires...well I am one but... XD

[TechnoEclipse]

OMG heather's the docter on I <3 Vampire i checked out the link and she's on there lol.

[coolnoftoday]

I love this haa

[Marix2Rinku]

Vampire fan right here ----->ME<------- ( im a vampire too tho so i guess it dosent count)

[CheshireCatGrins]

@Marix2Rinku

So.. if you're a vampire that means you just say "Fan" its humans that you have to say "Human Fan" :P something like that.

[Marix2Rinku]

@CheshireCatGrins well i have heard you can be rasist againced your own race so im a fan of my own race XP

[animaluver4]

hahahahaha!!!! ur dad is so funny!!!!! hahaha!!!!

[Poohbearmeez]

I dooo!!!! (: x llew =x

[kasdancingirl]

Stick ya right thru ya FUCKING HEART!

[DarkAngel13359]

lmfao i was rollin when i saw this

[coleiswickedcool]

ahahahaa :P amazing

[RiceBowlWarrior]

I love that ending. Right through your FUCKIN' HEART!

[cyngirl12]

THER GONNA STICK U RITE THRU THE FUCKIN HEART! O DAMN THT DADS FUCKIN FUNNY XD

[yermom1995]

"One is less than three vampires, thats not that three girls one cup, is it?" "NO!" "That was disgusting *gag*" ahhh hahaha

[fizikal2008]

"Tbs, thats a television station" Looooooooool

[mstscho]

look at this 'tbs' thats a television station

[Ghwms]

lol. Weren't you the dr in I <3 Vampires!

[BelizeanLuv21994]

HE IS FUCKIN HALARIOUS.

[xoxoxRaquazaXDxoxox]

haha i love her dad!!!! it makes them really funny XD

[xSoulSacrifice]

your dad is awesome. =)

[brittanyleighomg]

One is less than three vampires lol!

[thebesteressness]

Her face is hilarious when she finishes saying "Im a vampire" xD

[TheKINGLyle]

lol thats a television station

[snoninjah]

love the faces she makes. heather makes youtube fun again.

[xSoulSacrifice]

1 is less than 3 vampires.

LOL xD

[suckbaby5]

Yes dad is awesome. Heather is pretty darn good herself and beautiful to boot.

[sonya11Izumi]

i would love a blood muffin

[garbearful]

@sonya11Izumi yaa mmm me too

[firesniperbullet2]

@sonya11Izumi lol Vamps have HIV

[MrJizzedinmypanties]

OMG K I WATCH I <3 VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND OMG HEATHER OFF OF HERE IS A DOCTOR IN I HEART VAMPIRES EPISODE 10 SEASON 1OMG OMG OMG OMG....well at least i think its her ???

[tobyhel0]

LMAOOO 1 is less than 3 Vampires

[benxmon12]

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO STICK YA IN YA FUCKIN' HEART

[ubershot33]

back in the day if people were runnin after you it wasnt because they were fans was they wanted to stick ya right through your FUCKIN heart (outro song) :D best line

[MrBraden507]

I could use a nice tasty blood muffin right about now

[Skittlez6087]

im a fan of a vampire lol and werewolves and ZOMBIES lol

[Oliviarandom]

"Back in the day, when people were chasing ya down the street it wasn't cause they were fans. They wanted to stick ya, right in the FUCKIN HEART!"

I love Heather's Vlog. xD

[EmoBiBaby]

ur dad is emberasin xD just sayin

[brbasappdq]

Your eyes are really pretty

[TeenZita]

if ur a vampire y dont u have any fangs or that just comes out when u feed or sumthing? and how do we know that someone is a vampire?

[princessofdeath119]

i love i heart vampires from take 180 it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeLgAtHaHo0cH]

yay i thought i was the only one who noticed she was on i <3 vampires!!!!!

[kristabelle601]

Dad is so funny =] Beer in that would just taste gross :p Is your dad an addict?

[Sakura1667]

Awesome, love her face at 0:29 XD

[kingskinght5]

the wanna stick you right through the FUCKING HEART!! xDDDD

[skyeantoniou]

"Their making blood muffins..."

"That IS a blood muffin! OH!! I HAVEN'T HAD A BLOOD MUFFIN IN YEARS!!"

"Back in the day! If people were running after you, it wasnt because they were fat, THEY WANNA STICK YA! Right through your FUCKING HEART!!"

LOL

[michy7896]

i saw you on i heart vampires! xD

[ZEROOOOOOX]

Q : Can vampires change clothes ?????

[rezgirl11]

this girl is actually on the show "I <3 Vampires" she is the doctor..so it is pretty kool that she has her own vlog =]

[alzek114]

his dad is like in the mafia.lol

[mygirls92]

what do you do if you love a vampire

[Lunatic606]

@mygirls92 seek professional help.

[Alexandra152]

this is the first time i see a video of yours and it was hilarious LOL. No but the mail is almost here? epic haha. and your dad is hilarious aswell ^^. Makes me wanna go and get a blood muffin xD im so gonna sub!

[Aydan2005]

your dad's awesome... save 17 lives, well there's one way of looking at it...

[MostBoringPersonEver]

"They were gonna stake you! Right through your fuckin' heart!" ...

lol :)

[EarlyMorningMovies]

AHAHAHAHA!this is THE BEST!!!! :D

That dad is NUTS! lololol!

[Q3Lithium]

i dont know about slaying you but i sure would lay you :)

[vixxiluvskerli]

omg wow i wanna blood muffin :D

[ConflictPB]

do vampires poop?