If You Buy This Product - That's So Sad

[NormacHC]

FAIL

[Clanki]

*facepalm* This is to painful to watch, please CENK shoot me! I can't take this much happy happy crap!

[dorumonfansrule]

@MultiLoganrocks. WTF IT WRONG WIT CHU!!!??? U r simply mentally retarded waited four hours.ad guess what lier pants ?my mon didnt die fuck ass!

[SuperKawaiiTiger]

wat's wt the puzzle pieces? Are they supposed o make you look more autistic?

[toxicthundersimbai]

Last

[catie1492]

They're raving about how it's been featured on the ellen show....I haven't seen that particular episode, but I know that she often shows stupid products/infomercials on her show, and mocks them. I am guessing this was one of those cases :P

ps. my stomach hurts from laughing.

[SuperKawaiiTiger]

forever alone

[aro327]

id kill myself

[toxicthundersimbai]

Lol. Cenk is so funny in this one.

[rushindulen]

My motivational tape would be as follows:

"No one gives a shit about you, they're all looking to fuck you over. Knowing this, are you gonna sit there listening to this tape, or go cry in a corner like a pussy? Or, are you gonna get up and go kick some ass!? Get it while the gettin' is good, and gives not a fuck about the next guy!"

[BVargas78]

I found it helped me a lot.

[BeakyRed]

bill gates listened to this and next day started a huge business

[killerbiller35]

lol "forever alone"

[lordluke256]

hold 8/9 :)

8 - he is wanking

9 - he is constipated :) xxxxxxxxxx

[lordluke256]

1:21... repeat

[bearhardman]

have a wank and everything is better

[rebelcsb1]

34 people bought this soundtrack

[RudySpino]

The only way this product would be helpful is if it was built into toilets and you could play it when you're taking a REALLY HUGE dump!

[bbphnix]

if you don't identify whatever problem you're having, the cause and a way to try and solve it, no amount of cheering is going to do anything for you;

not to mention, you can find something like this for free on the net;

clearly, the dark side of capitalism; people just exploiting the depressed; turning depression into money; that's a new low.....

[jbbang123]

in the words of katt william call 1 800 our bad 1 800 our bad

[kleansr]

i just skip the young turks talking theyre so annoying

[xLavenderBlossomx]

LMAO XD

[TomAwezome]

The sad thing is that the website still exists.

[MyOverflow]

I think some people bought this for the comedic value.

[MsPoenie]

people who buy this are EMPTY humanbeings

[buenosnochesbonita]

this is sad

[LemonHead414]

-faceplant-

[Killingglorie]

Christ, if that guy in the ad is considered an actor, he is the shittiest actor to ever live.....

[whatanightmare1]

If someone is soooo insecure that they need this, there probably is little hope for them. Get to a psychiatrist...STAT!

[omnissient]

i bet having this would only make it worse. cause then you know you re the kind of guy who has these kinds of things.

[wizzkid250]

i really feel bad 4 all the ppl who need this i mean

HOORAY FOR MEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!! LOL!! XD

[my89tube]

My mom just bought this for me...

[IceRenamonTRA]

@my89tube ouch....

[my89tube]

@IceRenamonTRA But it really helps. I feel like people are really cheering for me and I think its nice because no one cheers for me in real life.

[KalosSkopeo]

Just think what an insulting gift this would make... Yep, and I've already got some recipients in mind for next Festivus.

[auntlolo86]

This reminds me of that invention from National Inventor ( I think it was called that). That little blue doll (he called it an adult stuffed animal) that said, "Everything is going to be alright." I loved how the first year one of the judges said (something like this not ACTUAL quote) " If you need that 'thing' to tell you that, then everything is NOT alright." The next year the guy brought in the EXACT SAME THING, and got in the show. How ridiculous is that?!

[lubermanl]

buy it for douchebags at work.

[Mezey5]

Anyone else think of the season 5 of dexter

[alex220296]

@Mezey5 ye :P

[ashantifan1224]

@Mezey5 yes!!! lol

[MANJUICEIFY]

oh my fucking god

[MetalHead420100]

such a fail.

[StanOfGB]

How creepy would it be to wake up at 3:00 am to this playing downstairs!?

[motleyhar]

The only bad thing about that is the guy's voice, which is terrible. I should really be a voice actor...

[Arkenarge]

lame, just watch courage wolf on youtube :D

[masterofdemonology]

the young turks are fucking douchebags. with a stupid ass name. i dont like the cheer cd but i just hate these fucking losers

[oeufgwoieu]

that actor dude musta been desperate

[biantai888]

Personally, I would like cheerleaders.

[mblasko]

of course a bunch of schumks bought that crap. after all, thousands have gotten swindled by the nigerian email scams!

[Sneezlebob]

anyone else think the WE BELIEVE IN YOU is creepy

[14AnimeQueen]

Yay for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

[super58173]

Or, get help from family and friends, not a stupid CD.

[NiteStarGirl]

And as a bonus they get a fourth puzzle shaped token that says, "You're an idiot for just wasting 25 bucks on this shit!"

[ParadoxmProductions]

it wouldnt work for a realist because the people are fake

[19Nevershoutneverfan]

lmaooo at cenks impression of his dad . and i love the the "We be-lieeeeeeeve in YOOOUUUUUUUUI!!!".

[killerberry405]

Phahah that would put me from sad to suicide point especially the gys voice on the cd would traumatise me for life

[SigalZoldan]

Maybe you are laughing but I am sure it works. It works because we speak to ourselves with words that elicit feelings that causes us to take certain actions. We also learn by repetition. I didn't use this product but if you were drawn to it, GO FOR IT! It is not sad nor depressing & unfortunately, the guy in this commercial does not understand how the brain works. Imagining what you desire will increase the chances of achieving it, but it will take more than just listening to an audio like that.

[tylowylo12321]

WEE believe in YOOUUU

[my89tube]

31 people found Cheers For You to be very helpful for their pathetic lives.

[TheLunachick]

The Cheers For You guy sounds sarcastic. " We Beliiieeeve in you!" LMFAO

[1Mafioso4]

i've actually seen this advertised on Tv..

its endorsed by Pat Robertson..

[LJKBIGMAC]

I think the finish line is death...

[Separikakku]

I punched a bear it makes me courageous :D

[ShinoAburame37]

love how ana loses her mind with laughter in this video xD

it's really sexy to me, i just don't know why lolz

[LovelyStrangeWitch2]

This has to be a joke! No one could be this pathetic!

[layger7]

is like? drugs?

[RawrAMPLol]

lolz "HORRAY FOR ME!!!!" xD

[iago201]

i would buy that just for laughs

[Erilis666]

lmfao, are u sure you guys didn't get this off Tim and Eric Awesome Show?

[gcfan82]

that would be good for maybe something like running a marathon but thats it and its just a maybe

[HowToGetFreebies]

lmfao

[BoloneyBoy09]

They should make an opposite of this product

"Words of Discouragement" only 3 payments of 49.99!

[ComeLeVent]

Actually this is totally for egomaniacs from what they showed in the commercial.

[thefragile900]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[DriveThruOnly]

infomercials always make me slightly sad and very angry. very rarely do the products actually work, but i know that there are people out there falling for the bullshit. it's all so manipulating and it's all for profit. humanity is GROSS!

[cludRobot]

lol fail

[leofrankfurter]

hurray for you. You dumb ass losser ass hole.

[MachonyLeeoun]

I'm a piece of the puzzle!!!!!!! YAY!

[Psycho5275]

HURRAY FOR MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I can't fucking breathe

[musiclovinggurl123]

...Lmfao! That's just pathetic.

[Viljarism]

I think if I were down and listened to this, I'd feel even more down. But I like the "without me, the puzzle is incomplete"-tag, it's kinda clever!

[GoodAngel445]

My school gidence counsuler made my friend listen to that when she was feeling down on herselfe. And it didn't help her at all.

[Bandtx]

LOL HAHAA

[crazyskiier0023]

lolloolololololololololol 1:22

[HoshiToshi2000]

A little pee escaped on that one! LMAO!

[glaked23]

"without me, the puzzle is incomplete"

I laughed so hard at that one, I couldn't here anything until the thing about the kid being the dorkiest in the world

[Boogiedowndisciple]

Did anyone else see that Ana was kind of pissed of at Cenk for disagreeing on how stupid this product is? I bet Ana went and bought it.

[speaketh64]

i seen this on tv and fell out of my chair laughing my ass off

[adambergen]

that is sooooooooooo LAME!!!!

[Crossfire117]

These people who buy this, must be about ten seconds from pulling the trigger!

[Erilis666]

@Crossfire117 10 seconds closer after getting this junk.

[bloomingdedalus]

@Crossfire117 I think if you're 10 seconds from pulling the trigger - you know a cheering CD isn't going to fix it.

[tinybliss09]

NOOOO AMERICA NO

[LoisPaine]

If you're going to make fun of these lame products some more, I'm subscribing!

[mindlessdisturbance2]

this is so lame, fucking losers

[chekkitProductions]

ahahaaa

people do anything to get money.. whats worse is that people buy that

[usaearthling]

and fuck you too, you fucking Ugandan monkey. Piece of shit nigger!

[Jasonthegaiface]

niggers!!!!

[kILLuMBuS]

i jus want that girl to take her top off! :p LET SEE SOME TITTIES

[bdriz16]

This is really sad...

[muntasir20]

ok before watching any further WTF who whould buy this no 1 is tat sad

[usaearthling]

only in America, and probably white people buy this.

[YoungSteve17]

Hell yea lol

[silencesoloud12]

Probably several copies.

[ninjatropa]

I bought it and it works? Maybe you shouldn't knock it before you try it!

[ugurLP1990]

americans lol

[Expunge6667]

What's depressing is that there are people who make fun of people who might need something like this. Granted this commercial is sort of funny, I think that a piece on how lame it is just isn't required...

[RKurtzweil68]

OMFG! I bet theires some fool listining to that crap...shit even I can find a friend. frickin hilareous tho

[sophielovesmaher]

Listening to this cd would make me want to kill myself.

[TomatoeAssassin]

Hurray for Ana! She is so damn hot!!

[18lalalalala]

my freind bought this to piss people off at parties LOL

[ccricers]

Wow, this will go great with my collection of emo music CDs...

If they're going to make a product like this at least hire some good voice actors!

[magicman4293]

What is so funny about people trying to make something out of their lives? Typical liberals....

[Homieathome]

Does that mean listening to fake support because no sensible person would back said person up is the typical Conservative?

[eyesack9]

you need a friend if you bought that LOL

[SuperTravisbickle]

that cd is actually quite scary. the voice sounds like an insane clown. when it said we believe in you!!!!!!!!!!!! i literally crapped my pants!!!!!

[Blindianboy]

there was a student at virginia tech that could have used one of these.

[dragonofthedarknight]

LOL the guy in the commercial looked like he was about to get a blow job and was excited about it.

[epsilon8998]

@dragonofthedarknight Maybe if they did sell blow jobs with this tape it would actually be worth buying

[sexysadie1977]

One word: tragicomedy.

[EbonVoicez]

If people wanna buy it and want that motivation let'em.

[TransFictionSwitch]

ana is so hot its not even funny

[305BallerEJ]

ana is so hot

[thecellarlife]

hahahaha. i'd buy it just for the clip making quality. i'd make one of them my ring tone and put them in songs. this is just fucking hilarious.

[reallyrandomdude23]

im sorry, listening to that wood cheer me up because i would laugh so hard, that i wood pee my pants.

[downwiththeswickness]

That looks like a comedy sketch.

[FromAMartianMoon]

no, its real.

[downwiththeswickness]

I know it is. Its just so stupid, I wish it WAS a sketch.

[medliberty]

Cenk, you grossly overestimate the intelligence of our citizens. Bullshit drives the American economy; that's what we are the best at. We dont produce any products anymore. How many people do you know what actually make something? None, I bet. We are all producers of bullshit; thats what the whole thing is based on. The video just showed one tiny aspect of the whole bullshit story.

[withoutasong]

Here's a better idea: Make an acquaintance, buy them lunch with the 25 dollars and then be friends with them. You'll get a lot more out of that.

[flaiw]

LMFAO - I want to get this for my buddy!

[aquafishsoup]

i know that voice i'm sure it's that popoff guy

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Oh man, this product is hilarious. XD

"HooRAY for YOOOOOUUUU!!! 8D"

[9Ghostly9Fish9]

Don't waste your $25. Just see a councelor.

the commercial itself actually depressed me a little as I watched it.

[withoutasong]

Heck, donate the 25 to a charity, at least that will make you feel better than fake applause.

[FengxianLeTerrible]

omg i gotta order this shit....

[duhCider]

This could explain Sarah Palin's success.

[withoutasong]

This is too high-brow for Palin.

[argonaaut]

OK this is a little cheesy, but cmon don't hate on this. This is the equivalent of a woman buying a vibrator so she can fantasize about being stimulated by a real penis. I say 'who cares if it ain't real as long as it gets you off?'

[LibertyCrusader]

Uh...protip: Women don't buy vibrators to pretend they are real penises. Vibrators specifically do things that actual men can't achieve. And if you were also implying the horribly offensive idea (since you linked it to the fake applause thing) that women only use vibrators because they can't get actual sex, that's completely wrong and actual studies have shown more women in active sexual relationships use masturbation toys than those who aren't sexually active or lack a healthy sexuality.

[PancakeRecipes]

protip: Woman that are really hot don't own vibrators.

[Expunge6667]

Not women who have had a relationship with me.

[levybh]

HAHA. I love how they said "it's even been featured on the Ellen Degeneres Show." They said the same thing about the tiddy bear.

[withoutasong]

ellen is a funny comedian, she probably mocked these products

[ogkarim]

lol this was on failblog

[CarlLewenski]

I wish I could get my hands on the mailing list of people who actually bought this.

[Rawrbecca1992]

I can see parents buying it for emo children now.

[tonysoprano216]

When I'm feeling down, I turn on youtube and go to the young turks channel just so I can see Ana.

[ShadeeFan]

I get the reference, but I think I might be the only one.

[ShadeeFan]

"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."

- H.L. Mencken

[MrAfroknowledge]

This is seriously pathetic, who buys this shit! REALLY!

[Krumbz2003]

Ohhhhh my stomach hurts.....!!!!

L M F A O...

Cenk swooped in with the ROFLcopter with this video!!!!!!

15 STARS.

[qrion13]

I think cenk is losing weight

[1revjay]

Very carefully

[TheCagedTiger]

Lol. Almost better than bumpits.

[zacky89]

I seen many things in my life.

BUT damn

This advertize must be the lowest cheap shit ever seen on tv

come on TV shop.

they ran out of something to sale.

[connberkshire]

WOW!!! As seen on the Ellen Degeneres show!!!

That's just like having Tony Robbins in your living room! (kinda scary actually)

This reminds me of Al Franken's SNL skit Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley- "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me..."

You're wrong, Cenk- there'll be a positive outcome to this- some dude is gonna make a buttload of money off of it, and good for him!

[geminielf7]

Hey John McCain came a long way with this product. hahahaha

[g1Chase357]

Uh... ironically, everytime I see that commercial I get depressed. It bothers me that people are that sad.

[loverofbeats]

LOL

[withoutasong]

This is the same day as the no-no square thing...check our the dress. What a goofy day at TYT

[withoutasong]

It is nice and uplifting to hear people encourage you...if they are real people who know you, NOT prerecorded soundtracks.

[DonusAmbrose]

How is this any more illusory than the self-delusion of many people believing that life has no objective purpose, and thus anything they do is absolutely meaningless, yet at the same time they live their lives having some concept of self-importance? The inconsistency is staggering.

[IsisStarlights]

Two words:

Richard

Simmons

[CluppHead]

You know, people laugh at this. But, it's really no different that believing in an invisible man that watches over you. Religions having been pumping this kind of crap into people for thousands of years. I mean, it gives people the same kind of warm feeling inside that the good ol holy spirit does. LOL

[vbt14589]

Tell me this ad is a hoax. A joke made in some kid's basement.