My porn really misses me right now... please let me go collegehumor...... Fine I'll watch one more and then maybe.... What's this!? There's a part 2... Fuck you porn, you're sleeping alone tonight.
Number 3 Guy is SIck ! I hate who kill or suffer an animal.... I Love to do with with an Horse - Poney - Donkey :) Zoophlia Rullz Animal + human Bout are Happy :) 5 Star Video
I'd go with jake's fantasy but with a different animal like a vixen or a she-wolf, at some point it would be like having a werewolf girlfriend, I digg that :D
Josh's is the fucking craziest. Amir's started cute then when off the rails. Sam's was the funniest. Give them all awards. Not just one, all of them. Come on, no gay shit.
for me it'd be a lion, cuz like when someone was mean to me or tried to attack me he'd rip their throat out and we could also snuggle and stuff, he could curl around me and keep me warm, i could also use him to threaten people
Jake is fucked up.... O_O
BreakwaterAvenue 13 hours ago
Sickest episode ever! LOL! XD
MrMadMcMad 18 hours ago
Dan: that's what love actually is, a bleeding armadillo
Me: Sure that's normal.
NoMorePopMusic 20 hours ago in playlist Season 1
I want to see that version of romeo and juliet
ThePatsand 3 days ago in playlist Season 1
if I could fuck any animal on earth... Sarah Jessica Parker...
ramallamaify 4 days ago
sams face
123456789robbie 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
what did i just watch
RenaissanceTuber 5 days ago in playlist Season 1
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lettucetomatoes 5 days ago
Natalie Portman
eJAYculation 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
My porn really misses me right now... please let me go collegehumor...... Fine I'll watch one more and then maybe.... What's this!? There's a part 2... Fuck you porn, you're sleeping alone tonight.
MrGlitchthis 1 week ago
"watch each other touching ourselves"... someone has been watching Misfits!
ThisIsDjYigytugd 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Women are animals
Garroutte238 1 week ago
LOL the end!!
Kickylou22 1 week ago
My god that was too disturbing
deadlovnit9 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
lol amir shud have said ardvaark
ravi3shekh1 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
"I think that's what love is, a bleeding armadillo." - Jeff
MyNameIsBobMcBob 2 weeks ago
@MyNameIsBobMcBob Jeff... Jeff what the fuck are you serious AHRRHGHGRHRHGRHSDHFASDHGHDHGHDGHSDGHSDGHGFHSDHFSDHGFHDHDH
jago1996 1 week ago
jake fancies Kristen Stewart?
THEGEORGEDUDE13 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Hahahahaha, I just have no other words....
xXHawkCheerXx 3 weeks ago
You guys are weird and have fucked up imaginations except for Amir ;p
Mish3aaL13 3 weeks ago
I was waiting for giraffe!!thank you Amir!!!
tortera101 3 weeks ago
Sam at the end: :/
Vorkandor 4 weeks ago
i fucking love sam
simplenamehere 4 weeks ago
Jake's was the best.
delivery52 4 weeks ago
What version of Romeo and Juliet did he read XD, sounds more entertaining
AugustEverlasting 1 month ago
I thought sarah was going to pick a horse. Giggity...
TehUltimateSnake 1 month ago
Josh I love you.
I was going to write something else but it seemed really really creepy:/-3
Emester123 1 month ago
Pat is fucking adorable.
TheKidowen 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I would be your dolphin-woman Jake.
For you.
DaMonkeez 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
jake looks like sebastion vettel in this video
mrsunny811 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I like how Josh is moraly opposed to have sex with a guy but he's all for beasteality.
blueeyesaf 1 month ago
sam.
MicrophoneFarmer 1 month ago
That armadillo think was so disgusting. I almost threw up. Worst of all, I was eating at the same time. Fuck.
iAGRgames 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Id do an anthropomorphic fox chick, wouldnt you?
octivenote 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Holy shit, that dolphin thing scared me so much @@
LizTheSinger 1 month ago
Humans are animals, why not pick human?
Vaylemn 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 3
That was SO disturbing.
LeeresPapierBlatt 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Thank God you're not a girl, Jake, cuz a Dolphin's load would actually be able to kill you :D
LizTheSinger 2 months ago
hey boyf...take a dump real quick
marsuleo 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
i would choose a human ... what? humans are animals!
tryplot 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
I'm surprised amir didn't say an aardvark
FeralXemnas69 2 months ago
lmfao Sam is amazing. He really needs to be in more videos.
ZhouFantastic 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
dans seems fucked up
Warf3reHD 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
If I had to fuck an animal, I would fuck a human.
y2kblackout 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
She eats his face and genitals and then gets shot on a freeway :\
hahahaha i love sam
YellowLemonRedApple 2 months ago in playlist YellowLemonRedApple's favorites 11
amir's expression after 'the deepest throat of all' I LOVE HIM
CasualMilwardio 2 months ago
Is it wrong that this gave me a boner?
loadingscreens 2 months ago
it scares me how muth thought they put into this
atm6007 2 months ago
I'm scared
MAKKEBAKKE 2 months ago
wheres the elephants
SuperRyan52 3 months ago
potang ina nyong lahat
la12499 3 months ago
Love your video.
AnimalsSuperCute 3 months ago
amir <3
bibtallica 3 months ago
I wanna read sam's version of romeo and juliet.
dacoolray 3 months ago
I was going to say 'god, who wrote this?' but then I remember that they are the writers. Oh.
FionaCullen7 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
The deepest throat of all!!!!!
DarawixK9 3 months ago
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Amir need a giraffe cause his penis is like a rope LOL
ok2431 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Number 3 Guy is SIck ! I hate who kill or suffer an animal.... I Love to do with with an Horse - Poney - Donkey :) Zoophlia Rullz Animal + human Bout are Happy :) 5 Star Video
LoverFURRY 3 months ago
@LoverFURRY What...?
Maxx64266 3 months ago
@LoverFURRY what the hell were you smoking when you tried to type that?
TheRWOCompany 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
WTF is wrong with these people
kerazaa 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 7
the music is so scary :(
mrshivkumar10 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
"I aint gonna do no gay S***" hahahaha best
kakoratss3 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
I want that edition of Romeo and Juliet!
vampiracy 3 months ago 2
What... the fu-
Jake's first opinion didn't help much either.
Kalmoneiros 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
That, could have been the most scarring thing I've ever watched... more then 10 times in a row...
ds0k0l0wski0 4 months ago 3
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ds0k0l0wski0 4 months ago
amirs animation reminded me of curious george
TheBlightning 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Olive Garden, duh winning
tjgotfriendss 4 months ago
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this is so messed up
dobermangrl 4 months ago in playlist Hardly Working
Some of the most fucked up shit I've ever heard. Lol.
LeeAshen 4 months ago 3
id fuck a giraffe
acid3129 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@acid3129 id fuck a giraffe
or a honey badger
acid3129 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
"the deepest throat of all. The giraffe."
*slowly licks lips*
O_O
TwoStupidGirlsYT 4 months ago 77
I'd go with jake's fantasy but with a different animal like a vixen or a she-wolf, at some point it would be like having a werewolf girlfriend, I digg that :D
yugoxgc 4 months ago
...Uhm...
koolkat403 4 months ago
wow the music just makes it creepier x.x LOL
NarutardPunk 4 months ago 2
This is so fucked up!
menomineekidsvids 5 months ago
I thought amir would say a chicken nugget
HVISprites 5 months ago 60
bleeding armadillo = love?
arsenalfanshukri 5 months ago
Lol she doesn't like Phantom of the Office because of the yoga thing xD
057626236 5 months ago 3
Dan looks like: Why are you making me say this!?
TheShard09 5 months ago
qwerty?
GTKAIMW 5 months ago
Phantom is the reason Bald Eagles are endangered.
shibukisama 5 months ago in playlist Hardly Working part 2 + All Nighter 2010
hahaha amir is my hero
charliesEyeball7duh 5 months ago
@ryery19 but not as fucked up as Dan
giapo1993 5 months ago
"She eats his face and genitals and then gets shot on a freeway."
LOL WHAT?
TechnicallyTechnical 5 months ago
OK!! HOW IS THIS NOT FLAGGED?!?!
pjmgamer0 5 months ago
Im down cow
freaknik111 5 months ago
@freaknik111 PKA
BooMBaByBreN 5 months ago
@BooMBaByBreN :D
freaknik111 5 months ago
@freaknik111 :D
BooMBaByBreN 5 months ago
LMAFO Of course Amir's is all about intimacy even with a giraffe XD
noose357 5 months ago
"cuz i aint gunna do no gay shit, alright?"
heyyitsnaomi 5 months ago
Its disturbing that Amir looks like he is considering it.....
strider557 5 months ago
seriously...dont be like pat cassels
namikaze116 5 months ago
I'm down, cow
NexUltionis 5 months ago
amirs sexual animal acts ftw!
sponkus69 5 months ago
A scorpion. Kinky sex AND killing my enemies.
TheMrswilson55 5 months ago
whos the redhead at the end. he looks allot like this guy who tried to touch me, once 0_o
OMGIGILY 5 months ago
Josh:)
TheAboutLastNight 5 months ago
Josh's is the fucking craziest. Amir's started cute then when off the rails. Sam's was the funniest. Give them all awards. Not just one, all of them. Come on, no gay shit.
Ustin005 5 months ago
Snale For Sure!
RPGUltimateGaming 5 months ago
... wtf
worthy0ne 5 months ago
This episode. WHAT THE FUCK.
michwng 5 months ago
I would f**k an otter. They're magestic, they're cute, and they're handy for all sorts of stuff.
Duvi0 5 months ago
A fox!!
CherryBlossoms241 5 months ago
why would u do that to phantom?
FOOPSPY123 5 months ago in playlist Hardly Working
If I had to, it would be something awesome like a DRAGON. fuck yeah.
Masterpivot292 5 months ago
sick
omarzanusso 5 months ago
Olive garden, duh
sophloaf67 5 months ago
If I had to choose an animal I would choose homo sapiens I mean we are animals aren't we :)
Galen223adept 6 months ago
What.. I have.. no idea.
maceyfayse 6 months ago
"Where we goin sister?"
"Olive Garden...duh" xD
xLove2Mileyx 6 months ago
Snarf...sexy
chocolemonade 6 months ago
Did anyone ever tell dan that armadillos give you leprosy? because .. they do.
lilsublime 6 months ago
...
D:
clenelyn 6 months ago
I would fuck Shnarf... Right on Pat :D
Opawhale 6 months ago
Love is a bleeding armadillo. Lovely.
HermioneTPR 6 months ago 3
why is jakes dream girl kristen stewart?
THEGEORGEDUDE13 6 months ago
@THEGEORGEDUDE13 it's natalie portman...
oliverwoodquidditch 6 months ago
@oliverwoodquidditch are you sure? kinda looks like a mix
THEGEORGEDUDE13 6 months ago
sam wins
IlkenGirth 6 months ago
I love how Amir laughs when he says a giraffe is deepthroating his penis, then he licks his teeth and gets all creepy.
TheCostran29 6 months ago
3:10 ehh, a gorilla is not that big, and a chimpanzee is not that small ;)
MagMag96 6 months ago
this.is.amazing. and the armadillo made me want to cry
StephOver18 6 months ago
Is it just me, or does the dolphin dream girl look like Demi Lovato?
utopia5H 6 months ago
So....Dans part literally made me wanna cry for that armadillo
Greatdebater93 6 months ago
Amir hugging the Girrafe was cute ^_^
Marym419 6 months ago
when Sam says he's intimidated by women that are larger than him, my first thought was "thats a big bitch". i should sleep lol
omen600 6 months ago
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amir seems genuinely impressed at his own comment at 3:00
christwofour 6 months ago
The deepest throat of all.
chayrichai 6 months ago
Amir and the Giraffe. I died.
theoneandonlyalinee 6 months ago
doesn't the dream girl almost look like natalie portman
Bassmastasnake33 6 months ago
OMG! Pat.
TheLiberater13 6 months ago
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TONY654ZSG 6 months ago
I ah, felt like shit when I watched this... jittery, excitable, not well, and laughing.
When the half-dolphin thing came up, I vomited over my keyboard. Thanks assholes... I should probably go too...to bgged bed now... I can'..t..t ttype.
LGTheOneFreeMan 6 months ago
dark shit.
vagseekerson 7 months ago 6
creepy dolphin lady XD
ElectroDanceQueen 7 months ago
does anyone else think that jake's dream girl looks like natalie portman?
transientlogic 7 months ago 6
I'm surprised no one said a rabbit, because that's like the only thing rabbits do
queenfrostine97 7 months ago
Hahah, still amazing!
JfernandesTV 7 months ago
Hey guys, HUMANS ARE ANIMALS
Qweasder87 7 months ago 83
@Qweasder87 you know what they mean
Trollin4Evar 7 months ago
@Qweasder87
mamals
28880 5 months ago
@Qweasder87 no
YellowLemonRedApple 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Qweasder87 But animals aren't humans
RSClassicAngel 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
lol jake is pretty fucked up xD
ryery19 7 months ago 95
Amir's face after he said giraffe.
Lenanator09 7 months ago
hahaha, shot on a freeway hahaha, funniest part: "Aint gonna do no gay shit :P"
ibrahim25000 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andrexzx 7 months ago
this one made my life! XD
kaminov1 7 months ago
Amir was the funniest one:):):)
VnyderTheKiller 7 months ago
wow lol all of that deeply disturbed me
DarkWolfScythe 7 months ago in playlist Hardly Working
''I would f*ck Snarf''
How do they come up with this stuff?
camobeast100 7 months ago
for me it'd be a lion, cuz like when someone was mean to me or tried to attack me he'd rip their throat out and we could also snuggle and stuff, he could curl around me and keep me warm, i could also use him to threaten people
ImWeirdAndILikeIt 7 months ago
god damn it this is creepy ass shit right here.
mrkiky 7 months ago
what the fuck was this
samsung54369 7 months ago
Sam's cartoon face from 3:09 to 3:12 made me laugh XD
funnycreep 7 months ago
I'd fuck a deer.....the fuck you looking at?
RaiderJake26 7 months ago
Cartoon Amir is adorable!
Randomidus 7 months ago 3
I wish I was a dolphin.
lilsublime 7 months ago 7
I ain't gonna do no gay shark <3
LOVEx3EbbieCandie 7 months ago
i hate you dan :( in this. poor armadillo
Lunatula 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I've just discovered a very dark part of the interwebs. ;<
TheGe415 8 months ago
amir for a deapthroat u actually need a long dick wich i doubt with u :P
pimvriend 8 months ago
@pimvriend You can see his dick in this episode;) watch?v=-0dRIXMw39E (Jake and Amir - Brother) Looks long enough to me:p
Rhoodah 7 months ago
@Rhoodah omg 3 feet...
pimvriend 7 months ago
Haha...the guys are all SOO f***ed up...amazing and hilarious...but f***ed up...
chocolemonade 8 months ago
holy crap... they are all so twisted.
aallagain 8 months ago
Amir is so adorable :)
TheMaddymeister 8 months ago
Nice Short Clip
datingadult101 8 months ago
I hope this is a script
Viewtful101 8 months ago
Awwwwwwwww Amir's was cute at the beginning :) Jake's was just weird.....
kiwi1mango1 8 months ago
Where did Sam get "Face, genitals, freeway"
w3irdo13 8 months ago
A Chimp... it wouldn't take long to pass for a human.
ThePhi1ly 8 months ago
a pikachu
thenerf100 8 months ago
Amir: give giraffe a deepthroat..ah yeah about that..
AfgWarrior101 8 months ago
WTF! Why do I laugh!?
WolfyWetFurr 8 months ago
WTF! Why to I laugh!?
WolfyWetFurr 8 months ago
when it comes to opinions and wacky things, sarah isn't as funny as i thought she'd be.
pinkiducky 8 months ago
What the hell am I looking at.
BlueBurryPimp 8 months ago