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  • Jake is fucked up.... O_O

  • Sickest episode ever! LOL! XD

  • Dan: that's what love actually is, a bleeding armadillo

    Me: Sure that's normal.

  • I want to see that version of romeo and juliet

  • if I could fuck any animal on earth... Sarah Jessica Parker...

  • sams face

  • what did i just watch

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  • Natalie Portman

  • My porn really misses me right now... please let me go collegehumor...... Fine I'll watch one more and then maybe.... What's this!? There's a part 2... Fuck you porn, you're sleeping alone tonight.

  • "watch each other touching ourselves"... someone has been watching Misfits!

  • Women are animals

  • LOL the end!! 

  • My god that was too disturbing

  • lol amir shud have said ardvaark

  • "I think that's what love is, a bleeding armadillo." - Jeff

  • @MyNameIsBobMcBob Jeff... Jeff what the fuck are you serious AHRRHGHGRHRHGRHSDHFASDHGHDHGHD­GHSDGHSDGHGFHSDHFSDHGFHDHDH

  • jake fancies Kristen Stewart?

  • Hahahahaha, I just have no other words....

  • You guys are weird and have fucked up imaginations except for Amir ;p

  • I was waiting for giraffe!!thank you Amir!!!

  • Sam at the end: :/

  • i fucking love sam

  • Jake's was the best.

  • What version of Romeo and Juliet did he read XD, sounds more entertaining

  • I thought sarah was going to pick a horse. Giggity...

  • Josh I love you.

    I was going to write something else but it seemed really really creepy:/-3

  • Pat is fucking adorable.

  • I would be your dolphin-woman Jake.

    For you.

  • jake looks like sebastion vettel in this video

  • I like how Josh is moraly opposed to have sex with a guy but he's all for beasteality.

  • sam.

  • That armadillo think was so disgusting. I almost threw up. Worst of all, I was eating at the same time. Fuck.

  • Id do an anthropomorphic fox chick, wouldnt you?

  • Holy shit, that dolphin thing scared me so much @@

  • Humans are animals, why not pick human?

  • That was SO disturbing.

  • Thank God you're not a girl, Jake, cuz a Dolphin's load would actually be able to kill you :D

  • hey boyf...take a dump real quick

  • i would choose a human ... what? humans are animals!

  • I'm surprised amir didn't say an aardvark

  • lmfao Sam is amazing. He really needs to be in more videos.

  • dans seems fucked up

  • If I had to fuck an animal, I would fuck a human.

  • She eats his face and genitals and then gets shot on a freeway :\

    hahahaha i love sam

  • amir's expression after 'the deepest throat of all' I LOVE HIM

  • Is it wrong that this gave me a boner?

  • it scares me how muth thought they put into this

  • I'm scared

  • wheres the elephants

  • potang ina nyong lahat

  • Love your video.

  • amir <3

  • I wanna read sam's version of romeo and juliet.

  • I was going to say 'god, who wrote this?' but then I remember that they are the writers. Oh.

  • The deepest throat of all!!!!!

  • Number 3 Guy is SIck ! I hate who kill or suffer an animal.... I Love to do with with an Horse - Poney - Donkey :) Zoophlia Rullz Animal + human Bout are Happy :) 5 Star Video

  • @LoverFURRY What...?

  • @LoverFURRY what the hell were you smoking when you tried to type that?

  • WTF is wrong with these people

  • the music is so scary :(

  • "I aint gonna do no gay S***" hahahaha best

  • I want that edition of Romeo and Juliet!

  • What... the fu-

    Jake's first opinion didn't help much either.

  • That, could have been the most scarring thing I've ever watched... more then 10 times in a row...

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  • amirs animation reminded me of curious george

  • Olive Garden, duh winning

  • Some of the most fucked up shit I've ever heard. Lol.

  • id fuck a giraffe

  • @acid3129 id fuck a giraffe

    or a honey badger

  • "the deepest throat of all. The giraffe."

    *slowly licks lips*

    O_O

  • I'd go with jake's fantasy but with a different animal like a vixen or a she-wolf, at some point it would be like having a werewolf girlfriend, I digg that :D

  • ...Uhm...

  • wow the music just makes it creepier x.x LOL

  • This is so fucked up!

  • I thought amir would say a chicken nugget

  • bleeding armadillo = love?

  • Lol she doesn't like Phantom of the Office because of the yoga thing xD

  • Dan looks like: Why are you making me say this!?

  • qwerty?

  • Phantom is the reason Bald Eagles are endangered.

  • hahaha amir is my hero

  • @ryery19 but not as fucked up as Dan

  • "She eats his face and genitals and then gets shot on a freeway."

    LOL WHAT?

  • OK!! HOW IS THIS NOT FLAGGED?!?!

  • Im down cow

  • @freaknik111 PKA 

  • @freaknik111 :D

  • LMAFO Of course Amir's is all about intimacy even with a giraffe XD

  • "cuz i aint gunna do no gay shit, alright?"

  • Its disturbing that Amir looks like he is considering it.....

  • seriously...dont be like pat cassels

  • I'm down, cow

  • amirs sexual animal acts ftw!

  • A scorpion. Kinky sex AND killing my enemies.

  • whos the redhead at the end. he looks allot like this guy who tried to touch me, once 0_o

  • Josh:)

  • Josh's is the fucking craziest. Amir's started cute then when off the rails. Sam's was the funniest. Give them all awards. Not just one, all of them. Come on, no gay shit.

  • Snale For Sure!

  • ... wtf

  • This episode. WHAT THE FUCK.

  • I would f**k an otter. They're magestic, they're cute, and they're handy for all sorts of stuff.

  • A fox!!

  • why would u do that to phantom?

  • If I had to, it would be something awesome like a DRAGON. fuck yeah.

  • sick

  • Olive garden, duh

  • If I had to choose an animal I would choose homo sapiens I mean we are animals aren't we :)

  • What.. I have.. no idea.

  • "Where we goin sister?"

    "Olive Garden...duh" xD

  • Snarf...sexy

  • Did anyone ever tell dan that armadillos give you leprosy? because .. they do.

  • ...

    D:

  • I would fuck Shnarf... Right on Pat :D

  • Love is a bleeding armadillo. Lovely.

  • why is jakes dream girl kristen stewart?

  • @THEGEORGEDUDE13 it's natalie portman...

  • @oliverwoodquidditch are you sure? kinda looks like a mix

  • sam wins

  • I love how Amir laughs when he says a giraffe is deepthroating his penis, then he licks his teeth and gets all creepy.

  • 3:10 ehh, a gorilla is not that big, and a chimpanzee is not that small ;)

  • this.is.amazing. and the armadillo made me want to cry

  • Is it just me, or does the dolphin dream girl look like Demi Lovato?

  • So....Dans part literally made me wanna cry for that armadillo

  • Amir hugging the Girrafe was cute ^_^

  • when Sam says he's intimidated by women that are larger than him, my first thought was "thats a big bitch". i should sleep lol

  • The deepest throat of all.

  • Amir and the Giraffe. I died.

  • doesn't the dream girl almost look like natalie portman

  • OMG! Pat.

  • I ah, felt like shit when I watched this... jittery, excitable, not well, and laughing.

    When the half-dolphin thing came up, I vomited over my keyboard. Thanks assholes... I should probably go too...to bgged bed now... I can'..t..t ttype.

  • dark shit.

  • creepy dolphin lady XD

  • does anyone else think that jake's dream girl looks like natalie portman?

  • I'm surprised no one said a rabbit, because that's like the only thing rabbits do

  • Hahah, still amazing!

  • Hey guys, HUMANS ARE ANIMALS

  • @Qweasder87 you know what they mean

  • @Qweasder87

    mamals

  • @Qweasder87 no

  • @Qweasder87 But animals aren't humans

  • lol jake is pretty fucked up xD

  • Amir's face after he said giraffe.

  • hahaha, shot on a freeway hahaha, funniest part: "Aint gonna do no gay shit :P"

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • this one made my life! XD

  • Amir was the funniest one:):):)

  • wow lol all of that deeply disturbed me

  • ''I would f*ck Snarf''

    How do they come up with this stuff?

  • for me it'd be a lion, cuz like when someone was mean to me or tried to attack me he'd rip their throat out and we could also snuggle and stuff, he could curl around me and keep me warm, i could also use him to threaten people

  • god damn it this is creepy ass shit right here.

  • what the fuck was this

  • Sam's cartoon face from 3:09 to 3:12 made me laugh XD

  • I'd fuck a deer.....the fuck you looking at?

  • Cartoon Amir is adorable!

  • I wish I was a dolphin.

  • I ain't gonna do no gay shark <3

  • i hate you dan :( in this. poor armadillo

  • amir for a deapthroat u actually need a long dick wich i doubt with u :P

  • @pimvriend You can see his dick in this episode;) watch?v=-0dRIXMw39E (Jake and Amir - Brother) Looks long enough to me:p

  • @Rhoodah omg 3 feet...

  • Haha...the guys are all SOO f***ed up...amazing and hilarious...but f***ed up...

  • holy crap... they are all so twisted.

  • Amir is so adorable :)

  • Nice Short Clip

  • I hope this is a script

  • Awwwwwwwww Amir's was cute at the beginning :) Jake's was just weird.....

  • Where did Sam get "Face, genitals, freeway"

  • A Chimp... it wouldn't take long to pass for a human.

  • a pikachu

  • Amir: give giraffe a deepthroat..ah yeah about that..

  • WTF! Why do I laugh!?

  • WTF! Why to I laugh!?

  • when it comes to opinions and wacky things, sarah isn't as funny as i thought she'd be.

  • What the hell am I looking at.