Androids - Are they already near us? -機人

[timothymanzella]

This video went viral on Finland

[francissanfo717]

Your video went viral on Doha

[kjoske84]

Now for a really educational video,

youtube.com/watch?v=E0LJX1Er6l­E

[sitras101]

I'm border-line in the weird depths of the internet.

[cooper8318]

id fuck em

[musicmaster106]

i have one in my pocket

[joearies]

rofl reset button

[HimitsuDolls84]

@joearies hahaha. what a funny

[DarkAntem]

Stop stupid conspiration's theory

[RAHeroes]

This was stupid.

[disnukka79]

God I've been waiting for the day when Cherry 2000 is real. If you don't know what cherry 2000 is search imdb

[cuttingedgecomix]

LOL

[KeeperOfDGroove]

id totally play with the girl at 22 seconds, too bad she doesnt have a wireless controller :-p

[Magothys]

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[NAVMAR16]

thats very creepy!!!!

[aguayobrandon]

i would play that game 0.23

[alexfuzzzy]

0:25

i shoud buy one for me!!!!

[gschjetne]

Some of those were gynoids, not androids.

[azcardinalsaz]

wow....how gay

[dustymountain]

I looked at the views, I was expecting a rick roll! shame on you :P

[preethir1]

im not being racist but 0:29 is quite gd and funny

[inspired43]

cool ,but I cant find the 1 I want on ebay yet.......haha

[lookb3hindu1]

dood 0:23!!

[TimNP61278]

the girl in the bikini at the end ... had a

CTRL/ALT/DEL .... on her bikini... LoL...

[XxStatic117xX]

hahahahhaahahajajajajajajaj!!!­ nice men!

[poytreiou]

news about at adress

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[loneoldman]

photoshop!!

awsome!!

[Zobrak80]

I want this android: 0:34  :D

[girlrange007]

i bet you would :p

or 0:39 :p

[Zobrak80]

xD!!!

[qiman2]

that's SAD.

[nincompoople]

HAHAHHAAHAHHA 0:29

[pivan23]

waa

[T00u]

0:29 AAAAAHAHAHAHAH

[masteircheef]

0:23 I WANNA PLAY WITH THAT!!!!!!!

[xsirgex]

HEllz yer

[Starkiller148]

wheres the headphone jack?

[gene094]

wow

[MultiHo1]

there the next sex toys lol

[Rathause]

0:23 I would buy that system in a heartbeat.

[Specopleader]

lol that indian lady was funny  RESET!

[jamesgravil]

I've always suspected Britney Spears was an android. Sure would explain a lotta things, like why her career's been going downhill so much lately... Shoulda thought twice about getting Windows Vista to replace her old operating system. :-) lol

[CanadaAotS]

By that logic, we should see a sudden revival of her career when Windows 7 comes online.

[SamuraiSmm]

..no

[Extreme2107]

OMG

[Energonorama]

Yeah I have a cd burner in my forehead too so what.

[tylerakawings]

0:20 haha he my buddy

[tantomoriremotutti]

che enorme, immensa, mastodontica cazzata...

[yurishibuya666]

(>'.')>

[Bl1nd420]

yay 4 photoshop

[XRRoy68210]

Totally ridiculous...

[Twilightkitten222]

WOW that was ..uh WOW um that was stupid

[reallyii09]

i would want to play that girls playstation lol

[eLk00x47]

let me take over that controller and do something with it!

[illusionLord]

0:23 I'd like to use that controller!!!!!!!!

[JohnROGH]

lloooooolll, I like that girl with a joystick in her belly, she's like "Wanna play with me?"

[ionglacier]

hahaha the indian reset is halarious

[Tessa382]

STUPID! eropa cant make human android untill now! just japan.. and I can see that is use effect-_-"

[7notsolucky]

this vid was for jokes...

jeez...

[kiwi539]

0.22 this is PlayStation 9 Oh man i cant wait

[NamishuHatake]

0:22 is kinda nice ye i buy xD 5/5

[yoshiroperez123456]

oh SHIIITT

[NkHairstonenunciable]

play boy nude sexy girls

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[Kostas7117]

i would lioke a girl like her at 0:22 or 0:32

[Prelyood]

That's a guy at 0:32...

[BadB0Ydaddy]

lol...

[Misq1234]

rotfl xD

[sammydems]

Geek Lol @ 0:32

[ubooot]

CTRL ALT DEL... LOL

[killllleerrrrkitttty]

this is dumb hahahaha

[utbr1]

No, it will not replace humans if ever be, instead control them for the dark ones.

[pussylumpessru]

..scary..

[jeffjuco]

HAhahahaha reset button

[DustRouge]

Want the fullsong pls send me the Song xD

[hammonds42]

I wish my girlfriend had a shut off switch and a reset button. Or atl east a volume control!!!!!

[BR177]

the girl with the reset boton... godly

[youtoubakias]

Wow i want an female android like that one whith the white bikini! xa xa!

[alexbahenagonzalez22]

ay no mames!!!!.........!!!

[LowNKum]

yes and no, through all the stuff that has happened with robotics, it's still a long way until a life-like robot/android will be made. I think right now is basically getting the AI and such to respond.

[endlessrskies]

yeah, we definitely have the technology, but creating legitimate personalities willing to respond to us is a LONG way from now

[poodtang1]

endlessrskies: I don't think 20 or 50 years is long. If humans ever reach the point where we can perfectly duplicate a human in everyway. Would we wan't to. Would it be wrong to deny a terminally ill patient the abliity to "live" again, but in synthetic form?

Is it cheating?

[endlessrskies]

well lets take into account collective conciousness of existence, are you really still yourself after some minor brain transplant that well eventually have that will cure lets say alzheimers? even a slight change in personality? doesnt that entail a change in our thought process? and i dont think its cheating, if anything, i agree with you, its merely a form of evolution for one being to be able to replicate itself through non-organic means, playing god almost

[poodtang1]

endlessrskies: I think humans are well past the point of playing GOD. Test tube babies, cloning etc.

We've already started down that road.

What if there is no afterlife?

I call it hegging my bets, just in case.

[endlessrskies]

i think its impossible for there to be no afterlife, can you even fathom not existing? the true question is, what happens next? are our memories erased? are they altered to our liking? do our molecules simply transform into something greater and more advanced? or is there something else in this omniverse that we dont have the ability to picture? always willing to talk to someone of ur stature, take care

[poodtang1]

endlessrskies: Humans are animals. What i can't wrap my head around is do all animals have a afterlife. Or just the human animal. If it's just humans:

WHY ?

Has it something to do with we are the most evolved animal achieving free will ?

If not that has someone or something or force interveined.

If so who or what ?

[endlessrskies]

poodtang1: you bring up a good point, free will is what truly separates us from animals, it is the only credible argument against evolution for the modern human being, it shows how 'unnatural' we seem to this planet

maybe were an experiment scrutinized as we would a mouse in a cage

regarding a force interveining, couldnt have said it better myself, whether it be god or some extraterrestrial nature, or even nature itself, its hard to say whether our existence was ever planned

[wordreet]

No mate, there is no after life. Now that you know that, you can relax and enjoy the rest of this life. ;-)

[poodtang1]

wordreet: Everything comes to an end. If there is there is if not i can't do anything about it. But i will say this. If this is it I GOT THE SHAFT.

[wordreet]

HAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH!

X-D

[comraede]

good vid

[Autobaum]

I want that playstation!!! Though I would rarely use the controller.

[EscapeTH]

you'rez maken me horny!

[MickBoobaloo]

this sucked. How did I get to the point of watching this? I don't know what I even came on youtube to watch anymore...and that was an hour ago? God dammit!

[dms08tk]

0:29 lol!!!

[aZnWoLF1990]

reset lol

[Xao14]

0:24

Where can I buy this?

[Zenstudent105]

The reset button thing was both a little racist and really fuckin funny lol

[Hellsaimed]

haha i lold xD

[sixstrings2]

0:11 thats not what he meant when he said he wanted some head....lol

[lucymydog1995]

lol...

[laurathebig]

The images are so fake, If your trying to motivate us try hader.

[badsalad313]

Ahahaha why, you thought this was supposed to be real or something? Retard..

[laurathebig]

lol, no. Your the on that don't seem to understnd what I meant.

Ps: lol.

[badsalad313]

What, you thought this was supposed to be a motivational video? Lol.

[laurathebig]

kinda. haha...

[laurathebig]

What's with the scary music?

[ramiruchuiscoque]

GARBAGE

[Sirburnallot]

what a waste of human talent..to be in the presence of someones idea of creativness......an android...what are you gonna get it to suck you off or something?

put your talents into sustaining quality of life without killer diseases instead. And ,a source of safe and healthy foods for humans to eat!...And ways to solve dispute without resorting to war!...what a waste of human brain.....

[thevoiceofreason02]

With the advent of true A.I well be able to focus on meaningful endeavours whilst our machines perform the dull & the dirty, well send legions of robotic workers into space to pre-build human settlements on Mars & the moons of Jupiter. Construct massive gargantuan wonders of architectural & technological magnificence that would otherwise be impossible for our frail bodies to accomplish. Automated crops, regenerative forestry maintenance & pollution control. A waste you say? Not at all!

[bayernfan1986]

0:29 RESET... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­ah

[GeritoHamame]

qué chanta... xD

[jerrik96]

fake

[kelep1992]

get a life

[Hr0n]

Yeah, listen to the Halo player.

[kelep1992]

what?

[PorkyBot07]

lol funny random comment ^^;

[norsende]

Can I have my 30 seconds back that I wasted on this shit...

[slayerhickey]

if you're concerned about time, why do you bother writing unpleasent comments?

[XxAtomic646xX]

:24 can i has one pweese?

[steveojustice]

This is stupid. These things will never catch on, they're simply a gimmick and have no use or potential.

Not that this should invalidate everything I say or anything, but I think the bomb we dropped in '45 could've used a few extra megatons, if you catch my drift.

[d666z]

scientists predict by the year 2069, half of us will be getting married to these things

[an3m6x]

people marrying clever photoshops? absurd

[d666z]

very funny, im referring to Androids

[oddzxc]

i want to player her........0:22

[WorldOfFallout]

lol 0.32

[crunkwun]

lol 0.31

[AvalonWolf]

i think my wife's a robot because i can't get her to shut up! I tried a universal remote but that %&@# is USELESS.

[IFuckUBitch]

that means your wife have become a feminist, becareful she will suck all your money

[kspain71]

ok the reset button at :30 now thats funny guess you have to be a guy to understand though lol

[13375p34k0r]

total bullshit, i dont think roboters will ever be like humans...

[xXxDarkxsoulessxXx]

wow just wow we all know that just about all of those were photo shopped.

[AtreyuTron]

MS Paint

[EmilyCardoneDennis87]

It's funny you say that women did it to themselves...it takes two baby.

[djclintonk]

I loved the reset button!...HI-LAR-I-OUS!

[gaiaman12]

i know funy stuff

[deepart15]

Umm i can see what thay are saying in this video.

[privategen22]

0:30  ROFL!

[L1nK89]

nice vid but execpt isent the reset button a bit racist .. orsometing?

[tehUnabonger]

it has nothing to do with a race, bindis are more of a religious thing. (a bindi is the red dot) simply means she's married.

[L1nK89]

nono the term i used is not important

but the way the placed the reset there .. lolz?

[tehUnabonger]

NickNolteSpeaking, congratulations. You have one the 'Biggest Douche In The Universe' award. Stand by while last years winner, John Edwards, passes you the tiara and a bouquet of flowers.

[bmam2020]

agree completely. NickNolteSpeaking is an asshole.

[Beamshipcaptain]

Hit the reset-button in the middle of her forehead.

[InvaderDylan]

coulda had a v8

[NickNolteSpeaking]

Yeah, woman will eventually become obsolete; like, they did it to themselves. They have nobody else to blame when these androids are being bought up and nobody wants anything to do with real woman. Real woman come with all of these problems: "I'm a victim. Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. I'm a victim. Thursday. Friday. Victim.." or they're a mouthy feminist, are we as men supposed to find that attractive?

[LatinEcho776]

um...you're not that bright are you?

[Beamshipcaptain]

Amen brother. That is why your next girfriend will be an android. And you are also right about the women only have themselves to blame. The just choose to act crazily and destructively, and cheat on you, while you work your ass off for them.

[bmam2020]

ur such a retard. do u actually believe that there r androids at ur local grocery store? u kno women have brains and dont act «crazily and destructively». I woudnt be surprised if someone cheated on U cuz u kno, ur an asshole.

[tehUnabonger]

hell hath no fury like a tits-n-ass-man scorned?

[PUKEsleepTUBE]

this is KA KA!

[hermitzkenz]

hahahaha reset

[obri]

lol on the reset thing

[thegreatkoua]

funny

[SalahCreations]

i like the best at 00:25

[powerdrummer666]

moron

[Mioc13]

For some reason I always laugh at the pictures from 0:14 to 0:20 when I watch this. The first seconds are kind of creepy though.

[wilsonKyle41187]

I would so join that secrit andriod project, being fully human is overrated

[Pestenera78]

I want the female with the controller!!!!!! Works even with the x-box controller?

[vccaro]

hahaha fuckin reset button

[windgod2000]

LOL

[shadowsa2b]

shades of GITS?

[JurkoffJay]

0:24 if I had that one I'd never leave the house.

[TeamShackabam]

I Wouldnt Either

[Katsuhono]

So Do I

[2submit]

ill have two of them

[rickthreat]

!! youtube  "TRAPPED INSIDE A ROBOT" by "THE MSA 5000" aWESOME VIDEO !!

[MasterDavid665]

0:29 hahahahha xDDD

[TeamShackabam]

I Know Init lol xD

[Darkenixx]

reset xD

[WVrrus]

Sexbots?

No thanks. I can imagine what will happen if they would jam...

I'll better stick to ol' good ladies. :P

[ManweArcadio]

I knew someone would mention.

[ironhorse813]

why waste ur time making that!? its pointless??!!

[lukerev]

fkn stupid

[TREYBETTA]

0:24 Thats my kind of girl

[m20102010]

0:29 lol

[AZURA888]

0:29 jajajaja a nice solution.

0:23 if robots will look like that i'd buy one.

[ratchet1106]

Fucking sexbots would be the best!

[gregm93]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Fat9090]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........­

[TheDarkMitzuki]

lol

[PGInc2009]

XD nice, very nice

[XavierGreen87]

I like the reset one. If she get to hatefull just reset her...LOL

[hangc10]

fake!