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  • American "Football" sucks. Football (soccer to American idiots) is a real awesome sport. Btw, I'm American.

  • @ra4king and Americans sometimes are so gay that they think theire american but America is a continent that means Canada, Mexico, Dominican Republic, Brazil, ect. are all americans

  • AWESOME!!! XDDDD

  • he didn't wash his hands with the human sink

  • very imaginative celabration...

  • they scored beautiful goals

  • Best thing is, imagine if Number 5 scores. Since he's not involved in any of them, he's just gonna be doing the boring ones :)

  • we should let this team automatically qualifie for all international competitions :D Extreme fun when hey score while whole Europe's watching :p

  • Even more important than wash his hands, he didn't wipe his ass.

  • what the fuck ?

  • lolwut?:D

  • HEIL HITLER!

  • What kind of perverted foolishness is this? Are we still surprised that soccer hasn't taken off in the US?

  • @RobZip22 no im not surprised it hasnt taken off in the states.... nevermind.to each their own. we rule the rest of the world, so we are quite content, thankee very much. u guys can keep shaggin eachother senseless. no one outside the states gives half a shit about your games. oh except basketball. u got that one right.....

  • @TheRis81 You just patrol this video don't you lol. If I'm correct, I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

  • @RobZip22 Oh my god thank you. Finally somebody has some common sense. Take a look at the fag TheRis81.

  • God Awesome

    

  • Soccer just gets gayer by the second.

  • @COLLATER4L you know when your mum dropped you on your head that time outside the front door, you fell right on the pavement, head first. that was even worse than the time you fell out of a moving car, you were four years old. you hit your noggin so hard they thought your face resembled a baboons arse after a nasty rash.... and then you took up american football, and well, your parents waved goodbye to your brain that day....

  • @TheRis81 Ha good one. But no seriously soccer is for fags who cant play real sports

  • @COLLATER4L and what would a 'real sport' look like? just whatever is a real sport in your opinion, or an actual 'real sport'; like not a made up one? im having trouble understanding here, cos football is very much a 'real sport', in so much as it actually exists and is not a figment of our imaginations.... or is it? could it be that ive been dreaming this whole time, and simply imagining football, a game of incredible skill, respected the world over? or is it yank throwball, just a sick dream?

  • @TheRis81 lol I like how you reply the second I write something with a 2 paragraph response. And yes I mean a "real" sport. Don't take it too literally, I know it may be difficult for you to comprehend, but I personally consider a "real" sport to be one like football, baseball, basketball, etc. You know, the ones that aren't interrupted every 3 minutes to some player writhing in agony on the turf because someone passed within 4 feet of them and gave them a dirty look.

  • @COLLATER4L well then you're just a delusional dickhead. our sport is 100 times bigger than your in-bred little games. only basketball can rival us, and even then it doesnt come close. we coudnt really give a fuck if football hasnt taken off in america. we rule the rest of the globe. and remember its yank throwball, not football. u boys use your hands..... dumbfucks the lot of ya

  • @TheRis81 Lmao yeah its a lot more popular. Thanks to third world countries. You try spending time in a grass hut in 100 degree weather with flies and I guarantee you that kicking a ball around a grass field will sound like the best past-time ever. By the way where are you getting your statistics? I never really considered basketball to be our number 1 sport . We also have football, baseball, and even golf. Who gives a shit what the game's called, its still better, and more demanding than soccer

  • @COLLATER4L its not just in third world countries u stupid git? have u forgotten about a little place called europe?

  • @TheRis81 Lol you take everything too literally. Actually, no you don't because nowhere did I say that Europe doesn't play soccer. I said It's the most popular because of third world countries. So who's the git now you dickless fuck?

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  • @TheRis81 lol did you make a mistake?

  • @COLLATER4L get bent dude you're boring.... im just trying to educate ya but you won't have any of it, so enjoy the rest of your miserable existence...

  • @TheRis81 No actually, lol, you are not trying to educate shit. You are trolling to the first degree. The difference between you and I is that, while we both have opinions, I don't give a flying fuck about yours whereas you spend days at a time finding people on Youtube to hate on. So who has the miserable existence now?

  • @COLLATER4L you just don't let up do u sad one? i'm going to be mature for once and end this right now. good luck dude, your gona need it

  • @TheRis81 No I'm pretty sure that you're the one who doesn't let up but I'm sure that thats just my opinion huh? Oh well at least you finally admitted it, but good luck to you, sir, because you're the one who needs it. Badly.

  • @COLLATER4L if i need it 'badly' then by god you're in need of some help too my friend.... it takes one to know one, and youve been neck and neck with me the whole time so have a think about that one sad case. you would have tapped out long ago had u been a little bit brighter, but u kept on, showing your true colours....

  • @TheRis81 No this is just a good way for me to pass the time, because it is so much fun to see morons like you get so worked up like this over little things like soccer. So by all means go back on what you said again and stay and keep making a fool of yourself for the whole world to see because, frankly, I enjoy it thoroughly. And whose 'true colours' are showing after you keep this up immediately following 'I'm gonna be the mature one for once and end this right now'? Good luck in life.

  • @COLLATER4L dude you're so unoriginal its scary.... u are literally regurgitating what ive said and throwing it back at me.... a little advice mate dont take up journalism, unless you're gonna work for the daily star....

  • @COLLATER4L football. its football. dickhead

  • @mustang2plus2 Maybe in your country. In mine it's soccer so I'll call it whatever the fuck I want. Dickhead

  • @COLLATER4L anyone with a name like collaterl has to be a fucking tool to begin with.... listen cunt our game colonised the world, yours didnt. it colonises lands rich or poor. its played in every country on earth. this makes it superior to your sports on the basis that it is multi- cultural, multi faceted. the leagues in europe are watched religously all over africa, south/central america, middle east, far east/soth east asia, europe etc etc. all youve got is the same teams year in year out....

  • @TheRis81 COLLATER4L is my gamertag it doesn't make me a bad person because I didn't spend 15 minutes thinking of a name lol. I really don't give a shit where its watched or how 'religiously'. To be honest I suppose I have nothing against the sport itself. In fact I played soccer for a number of years. I just hate dumb shit like this and the fact that every player seems to be held together with safety pins and scotch tape. So shut the fuck up and go troll on the other videos you keep tabs on.

  • @COLLATER4L well then fuck up every sport has it's issues....just like you have plenty of issues, you ain't perfect. well neither is football, or any game for that matter.... just get off us you naysayer

  • @TheRis81 Get off you?! You're the one who spends everyday sifting through videos to start fights over the internet dude. I never said anything was perfect so stop connecting dots that aren't there. This whole thing could have been avoided if you just ignored it like every other mature person on here and just shut the fuck up. Instead you had to open your mouth and hate on everything and everybody who doesn't share your opinion, so get off your high horse and go masturbate to Ronaldinho.

  • @COLLATER4L im sorry but douchebags like yourself are just begging to be corrected. this whole thing could have been avoided? well then stop leaving half-witted comments on in the first place and passing off your opinion as fact.... biatch

  • @TheRis81 So I'm the douchebag eh? It seems like to me that the one who spends all day going on youtube and starting fights with random strangers over stupid shit like this would take that title, but thats probably just me. Once again you make shit up to justify yourself. When the hell did I say that everything I say is fact? I even said its my opinion. Pff and you called me dimwitted. Just save yourself further embarassment and dignity and end it here. And did you actually use the word biatch?

  • @COLLATER4L i hardly spend all day on youtube and it doesnt take much time to write a msg, unless you're a fucking reject, which im not. i happen to have a job and a couple of girlfriends, which takes up a bit of my time.... not to mention i live next to coogee beach in sydney.... so no, im not the douchebag with the fucked up opinionated mouth....

  • @TheRis81 No you're not, your just the douchebag who specifically looks for other people on the internet to hate on so you sound tough and masculine since I'm guessing that the women (*giggles* yeah right) wear the pants in your relationship(s) lmao.

  • @COLLATER4L dude im not the one with gamertag 'COLLATERL'. which means im actually capable of picking up pussy... unlike you, who spends all his time on world of warcraft (or whatever the fuck you no-life's play these days, modern warfare if u prefer). im glad you can make yourself laugh cos no one else is gonna give u the pleasure, seeing as u ain't funny in the slightest. fucking gronk

  • @TheRis81 Lol no you're the one who makes me laugh. It is so entertaining to see internet gangsters like you get angry over stuff like this lol. Yes I have a gamertag so I suppose that makes me a nerd who spends all of his time playing videogames. I think YOU need to stop passing off YOUR opinion as fact. And for the love of god what the hell is a gronk?! lol :)

  • @COLLATER4L dude get off the computer and get laid.... world of warcraft must get pretty lonely at times, and internet porn has only limited gratification. maybe you should do something physical? and just cos you don't understand something doesnt make it any less insulting. we understand slang from all corners of the globe, whereas americans are limited to their own, and frown when faced with anything from outside their own borders. fucking typical

  • @TheRis81 LOL OMG LMAO. Wtf are you talking about. Where in my last post did I not make it extremely clear that I am NOT the type of person who plays videogames all day? Once AGAIN you pass off your opinion as fact AND make shit up. I play basketball, baseball, and golf. So stop assuming things because it makes you appear to be the ass that you really are. You are not some foreign diplomat no matter how dignified you try to make yourself sound so just shut the hell up you 28 year old troller.

  • @COLLATER4L 'LOL OMG LMAO' ha ha i really got you riled didnt i? why are you getting so riled up gamer boy? oh you dont understand that one either? piss off and keep your half witted opinions on our game to yourself. and if im trolling bro, then what the fuck do u call what you're doin? you seem to be outputiing alot of energy on this lol

  • @TheRis81 'we understand slang from all corners of the globe, whereas americans are limited to their own, and frown when faced with anything from outside their own borders. fucking typical'. So gamerboy is my nickname now is it? Because I have a gamertag? Since when is soccer or 'football' your game? I'm pretty sure the US has a team. And no I'm not riled I just enjoy seeing your 'half-witted' comments lol. And no I am not trolling, I put my opinion, and you trolled on it so I am responding :)

  • @COLLATER4L we invented it, its our game. just like american throwball is your game... only it was ripped off our design, and u stole the name football, and not only that, most of you fucking turds are so ignorant and up yourselves you actually consider grid iron to be the only form of football, while leaving comments that truly encapsulate the american state of mind.... inward and blind. they are actually going on how 'futbol' and football are 'diffirent'. u guys are dumbest fucks on earth

  • @TheRis81 Is that so? Have you been to America? Do you know any Americans? You are one of the most ignorant people I have ever had the displeasure to meet. You do not know how or what we think so stop acting like the expert. America has given as much to the world as any other country, and you have no right to discredit us like you have first-hand experience. Yes we like football, and some like 'futbol' but you are so naive to think that my opinion is the opinion of America. So shut the hell up.

  • @COLLATER4L do i know any americans? who doesnt? there are 300 million of u fucks on this planet (which is waaaay too many). note that i said 'most' americans, and not all. 'futbol' and 'football' are the same thing. the mexicans are referring to the original football (ie soccer). they are not pig headed enough to call it soccer, cos they are looking outwards not inwards. remember no one else on the planet watches your shite derivative. so the mexicans actually have their finger on the pulse...

  • @TheRis81 @TheRis81 Shut the hell up about the football futbol shit. Nobody cares what it is called. In our country we call it soccer. In yours its futbol/football, and its not that big of a deal so stop making it one. It doesn't say anything about us because of what we call a sport. You don't know me or us so keep your ignorant statements to yourself.

  • @COLLATER4L thats where your wrong fuckhead WE care..... you're just proving the american self importance thing... you're coming onto football video's and declaring that this is 'not football'... wtf do u think we r just gonna sit here and watch that? no dude, you fucking stuck up cunts need to be corrected

  • @TheRis81 Really? Do you, yourself, represent billions of people? Don't try to justify yourself by saying you're defending your country or your sport, because we all know what your original intention was: going on Youtube to start rights with random strangers to boost your low self-esteem. As you can see you are the only one who has a problem by the fact that you are the only one replying to my comments. Once again, when did I say 'this is not football'. You do not know one thing about America.

  • @TheRis81 fuck you

  • @xMW2 no thanks mate i'll pass, my arsehole is just for shitting...

  • @xMW2 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • what waz that 

  • Number 5 Pressed The Dislike Button 109 times.. lol ...

  • hahah funny xd

  • awesome!

  • The other team dislike this video

  • i think they spend more time practicing new celebrations than training xD

  • Hahahaha, it´s really very funny. I´ve never seen a celebration like that. lolol

  • Hahahahaaha, this is the best celebration EVER!!! :D

  • Nice commemoration, but... clapping to commemorate a goal? How lame.

  • They were at Jimmy Kimmel (with their Birth Celebration) ... awesome, isn't it ?!?

  • @jammetti: Stjarnan (The Star)

  • I think i wanna watch every game of this team ! What is the team's name??

  • sera oqe os cara ganha bem pra fazer essas idiotices?

  • E os islandeses do Stjarnan buscaram inspiração novamente nos funkeiros “Mulekes Piranha” para suas famosas comemorações. Após a “Bicicleta humana” inventada pelos cariocas, agora os jogadores fizeram o “Vaso humano”, coreografia que os funkeiros mostraram em uma emissora de tv recentemente como sugestão para o Stjarnan.

    globoesporte.globo.com/platb/b­rasilmundialfc/2010/08/30/o-va­so-humano

  • E os islandeses do Stjarnan buscaram inspiração novamente nos funkeiros “Mulekes Piranha” para suas famosas comemorações. Após a “Bicicleta humana” inventada pelos cariocas, agora os jogadores fizeram o “Vaso humano”, coreografia que os funkeiros mostraram em uma emissora de tv recentemente como sugestão para o Stjarnan.

  • ISN'T FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha that was cool dont be douches

  • i like this team, still~ the fishing is better

  • What the fuck... just... what the fuck...

  • I think people let this team score goals, to see them celebrate.

  • dat gaat er echt over! debillen

  • @tambiev1989 Leer spellen....

  • O puxador da descarga eh do lado direito? que eu lembre era do lado esquerdo, n tenho mais essas privadas mas eu lembro que eu puxava no lado esquerdo.

    Ta errado esse video ai!

  • Rock die scheiße Fett!

  • Funny... :)

  • @KimmoKuopio - get a grip! ...and a sense of humor

    ...shame for football ??? I think rather that would be overpaid, spoiled prostitute paying, gambling, cheating on their wives/girlfriends....I can go on for much longer... so called professional football players are a shame for this sport and sports in general.

  • He did not wash his hands.

  • ну и придурки

    

  • This isnt football eny more <(  strarnan suck

  • no wonder these players suck.......

  • LOOL

  • Huhahuahuahuauhauhahua!!!!

  • Did he forget to use toilet paper?

  • @danfons29

    yeah man! really dirty!!! :)

  • Eles estão cagando e andando pro outro time.

  • A melhor até agora, em segundo a da pescaria

  • Que cagada!!

  • LAWLS ! xD

  • FAKE

  • UZB.UZ

    

  • Whatever ! I found this EPIC ! COOL ! hahah !

  • that´s embarassing!

  • thats the cutest thing ive ever seen

  • @KimmoKuopio I should beat the shit out of you.

  • @kermaleivos except that you cant.

  • @bjr305 Except that you homo.

  • @kermaleivos Tervetuloa Kuopioon, mutta varotuksen sanana tiedoks että Suomen valtio, USA, Israel ja YK maksaa minulle tappamisen opettamisesta

  • @KimmoKuopio You must be a hotshot

  • @KimmoKuopio

    i will use u as a human toilet!

  • @KimmoKuopio - get a grip! ...and a sense of humor

    ...shame for football ??? I think rather that would be overpaid, spoiled prostitute paying, gambling, cheating on their wives/girlfriends....I can go on for much longer... so called professional football players are a shame for this sport and sports in general.

    NOT fun guys - loving the game - playing for their home town team, football players celebrating goals with some originality. Sorry - I totally disagree with you!!!!

  • @KimmoKuopio Fuck that is the extra space in futis

  • @KimmoKuopio you should be banned of youtube. what a shame!

  • @KimmoKuopio

    depp

  • @KimmoKuopio haista sinä oikein erityinen, henkilökohtainen vittu.

  • just haistoin sitä saunan jäläkeen,

    nyt katon vaan tyynen järven tyhjyyteen

  • @KimmoKuopio I agree with you completely

  • THIS TEAM IS ONE BIG JOKE

  • Foi tao rapido q nao deu pra se limpa

  • For me - the worst of their ideas so far. ;]

  • Keeper

  • haha genius man

  • esses caras sao foda.

  • @redbull2501

    @geniusjas87

    why dont you two fucktards stop arguing over fucking youtube about SOCCER and get a life

  • @twilighter3443 u just joined the party ass hole so now youre in the same boat...get a life!!!

  • uma gostosa conversa na web cam quando de repente tira a roupa .... vejam a gostosa :

    watch?v=J8GFwBdwtBE

    watch?v=J8GFwBdwtBE

    watch?v=J8GFwBdwtBE

  • I found something gayer than soccer!!! THE HUMAN TOILET

  • @Derail07 buahahahaha

  • What a shitty goal!

  • What team is this? How come THESE GUYS always have weird celebrations? How can they even score so much? I call FAKE on these guys oh and GAY too

  • @geniusjas87 Theyre not all in the same game dickweed...fake my ass..your brain isfake

  • @redbull2501 I know they're not all in the same game you fucktard but these guys are the only people who have fucked up celebrations. Ever try to think with your tiny little brain that they could be doing it for attention and earning money. Like off youtube where they get millions of hits? Dickhead

  • @geniusjas87 Yeah youre right!!! The illuminati and US government must be in on it too!!!!!...its just a little bit of fun....their fishing celebration got some attention so now they try to think of new funny celebrations..simple

  • @redbull2501 What the ff.. Illuminati? US government?..Just...what?.. Oh forget it..

  • @geniusjas87 hmm why dont you give scooby doo and the gang a call and see if they can get to the bottom of this mystery! there must be some evil genius behind all this madness

  • @redbull2501 You just cleared my doubt. Now I'm completely sure that you're retarded.

  • @geniusjas87 Read your 1st comment again...and then tell me I'M the retarded one.

  • @redbull2501 I just read it. I still think you're retarded.

  • Sοrrỵ ḟοr ხеіոɡ οfƒ tᴏρⅰᴄ, ᑲսṭ I'm ṭryіոɡ to get ṙеveոցе oո mỵ bіṭch οƒ аn еҳ gⅰṙɭƒṙіend, iƒ ỵoս ԝaոnа ѕеe ȟеr ѕеҳ tаρe I goṭ a ǀⅰոƘ ᴏn ⅿy ρṙᴏƒiǀe. passԝᴏrⅾ іѕ 123 . ṭhаոǩs

  • legal a criatividade, se pega no Brasil tu já viu né!!!

  • babaquice...

  • babaquice....

  • babaquice...

  • this guys win for retarded happy...

  • MUD BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 95 people accidently hit the dislike button while they were laughing at this hilarious video.

  • Haha nice goal, fucking awesome celebration xD

  • Hurray for Icelandic genius

  • got to love Americans... the goal sucks ass and they always do this stupid ridiculous celebrations so stupids

  • @JaimirPT Uhm, Iceland isn't a part of America.

  • Very Good!

  • @bnz500 If You Cheated And then Didn't Win, That'd Be A Shit Game .

  • gay

  • Come a dire: UNA GRANDISSIMA PARTITA DI MERDA!

  • these guys are great !

  • i'm starting to think that the teams they play deliberately let goals in just to see what new celebrations they come up with!!

  • hey guys...ill warn you now im nothin but a lonely spammer..so you can just ignore me...leave a mean comment (if your pissed of) or just take a few min and view one of my videos...there a bit weird but i enjoi making them...anyways ..im going to be makng alot more legit ones soon so it be nice if you at least gave them a shoot...

    thx

  • very funny celebration, but it's unique ideas.

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • im so sick of these stupid celebrations, u kicked a goal, u didnt cure cancer.

  • @xXWhySoSeriousClanXx

    Then why are you here?

  • @ThorkilKowalski becoz a video with the title "human toilet" is too good to pass up lmao

  • boring

  • Listen to Cooley Mac'n

  • You have to admit it, that was pretty cool haha :D

  • I would hospitalize every single player involved in that celebration if I were on the opposing team.

  • You cant help but like that ... the dozy cunts

  • people please comment on me singing you get to my heart by jesse mccarteny his best song i think.thanks all!

  • Well it's some thing to look forward to when you go to a soccer match, 1-0, the other 79 minutes are just boring!!!