Let's Make Fun of Christmas Special

[randomguy199545]

4:22 and so begins the most expict sex scene in ANY Christmas movie..... EVER.

[159tony]

has anyone else noticed that this guys voice is in the machinima series called Freemans mind?

[Kahran042]

"Brothers and sisters shouldn't kiss like that at night!"

Except for Setsuna and Sara Mudo, of course.

[75deltawolf]

not really that funny

[electrogeek77]

3:14 - "Oh, comeeee on my faaaace, y'allllll..."

[Ab5597]

1:40 ..... and the elves practice their annual striptease

[kattarnabot]

6:24 oh christ, burglar alarm!

[cheverisimo1234]

1:29 thousands of presents, eh???? I don't even think there are 10 presents shown there, nonetheless that the sweatshop there will even fit that many gifts for believers in santa claus

[cam5478]

4:40 honey can wefinally push the beds together

[tylerfrump15]

1:49 "You should really give tylerfrump15, the only gay person who watches your videos, a shout out, because he thinks you're hilarious!"

[myboobtoob]

0:41 Verne Troyer and Warwick Davis in Tommorow never dies.

[friendlyalberta]

6:49 "I'm still on parole, and I dont give a sh*t" and 8:00 "But Santa made a big mistake... STAN: He didn't use a rubber with the adult daughter"

[myboobtoob]

0:26 Move over godzilla, I'm trying to watch Andy Rooney on our neighbor's tv!

[NIN992]

:19

Hey grandpa a man is staring at us about ten feet away.

Oh god he's coming toward us.

He keeps staring at us.

Grandpa would you stop working for one second and call the police.

Jesus Christ he's pressing his face against the window now and is doing weird things with his tounge at me.

[NIN992]

*tongue

[shadowkid441]

0:21

[shadowkid441]

get around the chirsmas bush miss claus not that bush

[Xeno7771]

0:01

Hi im Stanburdman, and i am so freaking gay its just unbelievable!

[askAlanNow]

7:15 (doll in chair) kill me now!

[shiftdrive81]

0:18 hey look theres a camera crew in our yard

[Tko101488]

My pee pee is a funny line.  Its shaped like an antelope.

[mikerocco29]

Stan I have seen all ur vids and love them u should do a video on the war in afganistan i think it would get u alot of views

[MegaSlimes]

1:01 HEY STUPID!!! X{}

[connorchapman1]

1:13- back to work you fucking slackers or its the whipping table!

1:41-someones JIZZED IN THEIR PANTS

2:21-for more sex

3:28- *starts singing raining blood*

4:22-SOCIAL SERVICES!! HELP!!

6:17- THE RETURN OF M.J (im a fan)

7:15- uh oh, santa left his dick

[Upthemeds]

4:51 This movie took a bold stance when they decided not to show the Reindeers, some criticized the decision, but most people were happy not to see Amy Winehouse wearing antlers

[Neon3xusAtherisVirus]

6:30 "oh sh!t, hanukkah candles? wrong house" :o

[obitoistobie02]

0:20

DAD: Fuck... Mary? whered you put my fuckin shot gun women?

[JIbI1121]

aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[SeoTaijiboy]

6:40 No cookies? No Milk? Change the fuckin' scene, I'll have no part of this house!

[SeoTaijiboy]

4:37 "AS sleey eyed children lie snug in their bed, Loud jingling bells could wake up the dead"

"HO HO HO Yes, Yes. I actually detest children."

[SeoTaijiboy]

4:07 That's right! Run along before the UNSPEAKABLE BLACK VOID gets you

[sadperkion]

1:10 where the hel are all the other elves?

Drunk

[villevalo25]

3:59 *glass shatters*

[regalia212]

2:12 now if you elves touch my shit imma pimp slap yo asses

[happypranksgiving]

And at 7:35 it turns into full commercial mode. Christ.

[sojiro856]

4:23 We are not really bloodrelated.

[8bitPikachu]

4:25 radiation blankets? we just saw him turn off the lamp light but there still is light coming from their beds.

[ratyfeye]

7:04 MOMMY MOMMY last night some greassy old stoner jmped down the chimeny and stole all our stuff i sawed it with my very own eyes

[ratyfeye]

1:22 guess what children, if you make hundreds of thousands of presents for kids all over the world ill restain myself from playin with your weewees

[FranksThoughts]

this owns.

[somalification]

1:03 click has no dick

[doctorkickles]

5:23 Even though she hand wrote the letter, she somehow still forgot to turn off invisible formatting characters.

[myboobtoob]

0:24 Wow look, you can see god's dandruff daddy!

[jimmy564321]

8:02 Santa made a mistake, he was so high he only visited 1 house. He's always so jolly cause he's good with the hoes.

[kerys1]

1:05 Come here my prettys!

[kerys1]

0:55 And its a Bomb! O wait never mind

[dePResser66]

4:43 You might notice there are only six reindeer here. Dancer and Prancer had the crabs and couldn't come this year.

[dePResser66]

2:26 Kids, we didn't have enough money for any Christmas stockings, so help me hang up these dirty hobo socks.

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

@dePResser66 LOL!

[hazer772]

6:44 and their dreams are disturbed by the sounds of Santa checking his northpole and sack....very disturbed

[xnaminex618]

1:48 [in regards to monkey on the left] expressing masturbation to children using monkeys? brainwashing children was so easy back then...

[born2bewilddude]

0:28 Mommy why the fuck are there Chinese cameramen outside

[restuber]

1:14 "We must keep busy, now go follow Mr. Jackson up to my bedroom, boys."

[Deersindal]

6:24 Santa wheezes as the creosote from the chimney fills his smokers' lungs

[ViperBroadcasting]

0:34

Mom! Daaaad! There's some pervert wanting to see our faces. Bohoooooo.

[Rakiarmas]

Why they even made this. Who would watch these kind of short films.

[Deersindal]

robot chicken. enough said.

[RoozzCreation]

6:00 Santa prepares to take a big shit down the chimney, instead of coal for the naughty children.

[DeadEndScreamer]

7:43 Looks like mom and the oldest sister could not afford a snappy bathrobe due to budget cuts.

[DeadEndScreamer]

6:45 They laughed when I wore a tin foil hat on Christmas eve to keep Santa from mind raping me, who's crazy now?

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

7:20 Little Shirley was pleased to see she got the voodoo doll of Ashleigh Olsen she asked Santa for.

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

5:59 And so Michael Jackson dressed as Santa and made his way into the house to give 'presents' to all the boys and girls.

[AnimeManga3000]

2:24 "Lets trash this place and lets get drunk before he comes back to rape us!

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

5:30 Little Shirley's foot fetishist urges often got the better of her.

[ZeroSuitSamus2008]

2:24 "Ok guys lets watch hentai while he's gone"

[s4ml3j3]

0:24 "Far up in the snowlands, no one knows where,

A jolly old fella is abusing illegal elf workers with a rusty chair."

[duhmez]

1:15 Now get under that desk and give Santa some sugar..... ohh yeahh...

[Ichimaru60]

8:16 "Goddamnit daddy stop touching my train set before I bust your shit."

[Nathen40k]

1:00 when there pointing at the globe " No George thats afghanistan, no not iran, no it doesn't matter if there is an at the end. No George it does not mean there are bombs there!"

[electricmastro]

4:42 - Don't get your dandruff on the beds.

[bubujungle]

7:27 - That a boy. Cutting off women in mid-sentence is an important skill best learned at an early age.

[Tenbotsu]

3:11 KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!

[lost2199]

2:02 santa kidnaps a midget

[hplol1994]

6:35 "Bitch where my cookies at?"

[hplol1994]

6:00 "Get some more toilet paper."

[ShadowFlame74569]

6:22 "Oh my back, i'll be suing these bastards!"

[filmmakerxp]

5:21 - It's a great thing you put a bigger stocking up, you sneaky little girl. Now there's more room to fill it up with coal!

[destroyallhumans12]

7:17 Which is why Ritalin was invented

[TheDeadlyAvenger]

2:47 - Fuck me that bloke is tall, oh, wait, he's stood on a box

[GamerNGF]

4:43

Santa's going to get some, oh yes indeedy.

[hazer772]

4:24 After sharing a passionate kiss, Suzy gladly presents to her little brother.

[hazer772]

0:21 and today lets have a look into the worst little whorehouse in Antarctica

[peterthekingofpie]

8:20 Merry christmas plane crashing into the world trade center!

[seanobi777]

7:58 Hooo- where the fuck did I leave my alcohol? Shit, its gonna be a long night...

[Muscledeth2201]

4:42 Santa is raping them all in their beds

[MegaSonic831]

2:49 Woman to Little Girl: Now you listen the fuck hear you little bitch...if you say one more fucking word I swear to god im going to throw you into a gas chamber while you suck your dad off for free you got it?

[geffrod]

7:26 Especially those poor, puppy-eyed orphans that don't get presents will rave about it because they don't have a chimney! *giggle*

[Hobinator17]

6:58 - gotta get home before that whore gets into my liquer cabinet.

1:38 - the newest toy for the holidays! place in front of your cock and hope for the best!

[rhyno4eva]

6:40 : ok lets see...ping pong racket, gypsie tears, dildo? wait this is borats wishlist.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

6:46 The voices in their heads are telling them to murder Santa.

[Zero2k0]

7:20 "Ooh look my doll!" *dolls head falls off*

3:01 "Sing that song like I taught you bitch! Then get in that kitchen and make us all some cookies!"

[vw77]

Holy shit

At 6:32 I was thinking of posting literally the exact same line, only saying hundreds of thousands rather than billions

[TheGoblinCat]

5:00 That's what she said

6:02 That did'nt sound gay at all!

6:24 Now to lace the carpet with anthrax...ahh there we go...

7:18 Like the Tiger Woods sex scandals.

[TheGoblinCat]

0:47: Oh look. Santa's plotting world domination!

1:14: Yes...we must keep busy making those nucl--errr I mean toys....yes toys...

1:41: I can dance far more faggy that you, you silly little thing.

2:14: Now, get in my bag so I can sell you three to the Discovery Health Channel and exploit your diffrences to the world!

2:23: Bye Bye!

....stupid fuck....

3:47: Oh, so her singing voice is that compared to a chrior of pre-pubesesnt boys?

[pwnage12345679]

7:26 boy says: and all the kids will rape about it

[pwnage12345679]

6:07 im gunna jump and no1 can stop me

im the reason y suicide rates are so high at christmas

[gumbum360]

7:25 Yay! a Scooter Now finnaly i can do some proper drive-bys!

3:12 Now you see a Traditional American Family and here you see a disgusting communist singing group and even worst there catholic!...uggh!

[ThePuppetMaster1]

6:26- What's up with people pooping in their stockings these days? Good god it smells awful!

[pwnage12345679]

0:50 so u can see kids if ure good u get gifts if ure naughty ill rape every kid in the world

[maxvago1234]

1:06 stop touching that globe and get back to work!!

[MegaSlimes]

1:11 and thats where babies come from

[BIGw0rlds]

2:03 yes i think this should be enough for 3,000,000,000 children

2:08 make that 4,000,000,000

[towliemcd]

6:22 ah..the back...should not have fucked those asian chicks

[stanburdman]

@towliemcd This one made me laugh out loud.

[Jakeallen86]

7:20 I got a Scooter in my bigfoot stocking!

[Jakeallen86]

6:34 Oh! Ho Ho Ho! BOOOOOM!

[Jakeallen86]

5:00 Heh heh heh...Now i just switch This Stocking...With this Exploding Stocking...Heh heh heh, Merry Christmas Fat Man...

[gumbum360]

0:54 : and here he is dear old saint nicholas the most succefull Pedofile in the world!

3:15 And now for the osmonds tribute band..!

[Jakeallen86]

2:07-2:11 Whoops! Almost Forgot the Donuts.

[DennisR99]

3:30 - So that's what happened to Father Touchie McFeelie.

[Jakeallen86]

1:39-1:43 One of the elves has one of there tourettes twiches

[sootyferrari65]

1:10 now there isnt much time left [so youd better star defusing that tinsel bomb]

[4ever8bit]

3:14 they try and make me go to rehab but i say no no no!!!!

[4ever8bit]

3:24 what the hell we didnt order a bunch of christmas carolers

[Vkmies]

1:09 "Japanese want our prisoners back! Their threat letters dont scare me! HO HO HO!"

1:39 "Oh no! That dancing thing is trying to hypnotize me! SHOOT IT!"

2:11 time for santas before-long-trip-masturbation

3:09 "RAAAAH! PEOPLE ARE SHIT!"

4:14 "Be careful with the strings so santa wont fall to his death! HO HO HO!"

5:24 "Dear santa: we have captured your elves. Now release your japanese prisoners or we will do horrible things to them!"

[4ever8bit]

1:40 i can dance like a gay person while i watch a wooden toy

[cosmicman12]

2:59 but if you sing in a voice I can hear you with, prepare to die

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

0:51 See here, this is what happens when a man and a woman does in their bed while no one's looking.

[westernestates]

6:05 Santa  HO! HO! HO! This Chimney looks a little tight for me this time. You know what that mean Rulpdolf? Time to break out the Crisco.

[westernestates]

6:25 Getting some snow flakes on your noggin like Old Saint Nick? No problem, try new and improved Head & Shoulders.

[westernestates]

2:07 Santa - Now how many times have I told you elves not to touch Santa's Red Sack during business hours.

[mikko998]

:S sint nicolaas???

is dat niet sinterklaas en niet de kerstman?

[littlevince104]

0:44 this home is a home that kills christmas hating monsters named gremlins and they kill chrstmas lovers named elfs and they had a war and they were both wiped out by there own war.

[tenyardrambo]

LOL Christmas at a mormon household

[matman125]

I thought you didn't celebrate Christmas, Stan?

[chukedy]

4:21  what do we do know??? i dont know, i think we get neked an you stand on my head.

[mikko998]

@chukedy not funny

[DeadEndScreamer]

He stole that joke from an anecdote.

[mikko998]

@DeadEndScreamer what anecdote?

[DeadEndScreamer]

Can't remember where I saw it, but it had a cartoonish illustration of two naked kids and the girl was standing on the boy's head.

[a1b2m13]

5:00 Her stocking's too small...if you know what I mean

[nyoki44]

3:02 hell fucking no

[dustinjr1993]

3:30 GTFO MY LAWN YOU DAMN CAROLERS

[Ultrasonic23]

@dustinjr1993

Win comment XD

[kingslandnick]

Stan...who taught you how to walk?

[sk8erguy552]

this again lol