Zarbod the Select. That depends on where the AA is held. Judge Roy Bean holds his court in the Tavern. His gavel is his colt .45 and he has a bottle of Whiskey to help determine cases. Frio, First Science Officer.
Life here is simply amazing! So much to tell. Hey I have a small role for you if you're interested. I'll forward you some notes to review. Should be fun. Don't think we've done anything together in like forever.
There is also a device called a brain/machine interface that will allow you to bypass a worker's pesky self control and let you directly control them through a computer program. You can usually achieve a 500 % increase in worker output in most cases, with a less than 34% chance of "significant adverse affects"*. See Spider for full details.
*("Significant adverse effects" usually include death, insanity and homicidal rampage.)
The problems are quite clear. First, the alcohol is being applied AFTER work and not during. The first thing I would recommend is a continuous alcohol infusion using a computerized I.V pump. The second thing you need to do is use a chemical compound to counteract the depressive effects of the alcohol. I would recommend Cocaine, Crack, Crystal Meth. or whatever you can find on sale at your local drug dealer's place.
The third thing you need is something to dull the pain of all of that hard work. Heroin can be added to the alcohol infusion as a pain reliever. The fourth thing you need to do is to install shock collars to everyone so that you can apply "corrections" to the stragglers as necessary. My friend Spider, who works out of a white van, will be glad to stop by and get you set up with an entire program. He has many satisfied clients like Enron, WorldCom and Tyco.
I never liked beer,I like cognac Golden Hine goes down smooth then you feel the rush of warmth. Have chocolate from a French Chocolatier and it's heaven.
The problem is you're having "beers" instead of "pints". There's just something about saying "Let's go down the pub for a pint." But if you can get pints at a pub in Alaska, make sure they're using British pints (20 oz) rather than American (16 oz).
No, pints aren't metric anywhere, except maybe France. The EU tried to get Britain to give up pints for metric units. Imagine that... "Let's all go down the pub for a 600 ml."
Friday is AA night? Oh, No...That should be left for Sunday's.
(((Hugs)))
~Mimi
Lethesunshine 3 years ago
Mimi, we may have wine in communion on Sundays. That's why AA is on Fridays. They don't like it when you come to AA with alcohol on your breath.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Zarbod the Select. That depends on where the AA is held. Judge Roy Bean holds his court in the Tavern. His gavel is his colt .45 and he has a bottle of Whiskey to help determine cases. Frio, First Science Officer.
frio109 3 years ago
Very few problems that a beer and a blowjob can't fix. You got it half right.
Be Well.
distorteddogma 3 years ago
Aye alcohol theres the rub!Thar's mud in yer eye. :P
Bobofet241 3 years ago
Babofet, if you're getting mud in your eye then you may have had too much to drink.
Zarbod 3 years ago
So how's the parka weather? I'm in shorts =P
biblegirl7 3 years ago
Life here is simply amazing! So much to tell. Hey I have a small role for you if you're interested. I'll forward you some notes to review. Should be fun. Don't think we've done anything together in like forever.
Zarbod 3 years ago
It's definitely been like, forever! =P
biblegirl7 3 years ago
There is also a device called a brain/machine interface that will allow you to bypass a worker's pesky self control and let you directly control them through a computer program. You can usually achieve a 500 % increase in worker output in most cases, with a less than 34% chance of "significant adverse affects"*. See Spider for full details.
*("Significant adverse effects" usually include death, insanity and homicidal rampage.)
PlanetZoltar7 3 years ago
Note: Best used where there is a steady supply of disposable replacement workers and lax enforcement of Human Rights.
PlanetZoltar7 3 years ago
The problems are quite clear. First, the alcohol is being applied AFTER work and not during. The first thing I would recommend is a continuous alcohol infusion using a computerized I.V pump. The second thing you need to do is use a chemical compound to counteract the depressive effects of the alcohol. I would recommend Cocaine, Crack, Crystal Meth. or whatever you can find on sale at your local drug dealer's place.
PlanetZoltar7 3 years ago
The third thing you need is something to dull the pain of all of that hard work. Heroin can be added to the alcohol infusion as a pain reliever. The fourth thing you need to do is to install shock collars to everyone so that you can apply "corrections" to the stragglers as necessary. My friend Spider, who works out of a white van, will be glad to stop by and get you set up with an entire program. He has many satisfied clients like Enron, WorldCom and Tyco.
PlanetZoltar7 3 years ago
Some people seem to look success in the eye and are determined to screw it up:)
3CoolKats 3 years ago
beer yum yum...mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago
I saw a drunken brawl at the mall Monday night. It was entertaining and interesting.
spacecow149 3 years ago
Maybe he was saying more wags, less barks. Or could it have been "hags and farts???"
SonomaDave1 3 years ago
Zarbod does you,re company do blue sky thinking and thinking out of the box
and do they make you attend "town hall"
meetings and generally waste productive
time on such like nonsense?
lapislazuline 3 years ago
We don't have that. But let me tell you, when it comes to house training a cat, "Thinking" Outside the Box is not good.
Zarbod 3 years ago
Perhaps you should take a slab of beer into work, then you wouldn't have to go to pub afterwards because you're already pissed.
Rowdyeh 3 years ago
I think I should take beer everywhere.
Zarbod 3 years ago
I never liked beer,I like cognac Golden Hine goes down smooth then you feel the rush of warmth. Have chocolate from a French Chocolatier and it's heaven.
Bobofet241 3 years ago
Beer jello for your lunchbox.
zqueenbean 3 years ago
Thanks Mummy. You're the best!
Zarbod 3 years ago
The problem is you're having "beers" instead of "pints". There's just something about saying "Let's go down the pub for a pint." But if you can get pints at a pub in Alaska, make sure they're using British pints (20 oz) rather than American (16 oz).
ddlsr 3 years ago
Is this a metric/standard thing? I always get comfused.
Zarbod 3 years ago
No, pints aren't metric anywhere, except maybe France. The EU tried to get Britain to give up pints for metric units. Imagine that... "Let's all go down the pub for a 600 ml."
ddlsr 3 years ago