How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey

[JazzDarbyshire]

OMG, THANKS SO MUCH. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TOO KNOW HOW YOU OPEN A BANANA LIKE A MONKEY.

[reubenshephe25]

I want this video on my Iconia Tab A501 phone.

[wecameasdakota]

Is it me or when he pealed that bannan it looked like a dick cumming

[Aupas]

@wecameasdakota ... just u brah lol

[mozza444]

@wecameasdakota It's just you. Either your twelve or you just don't know you're gay yet.

[JonnieZombie]

This technique works for penises too.

[loaded99percent]

You are an amazing indivisual. You have changed my life.

Forever

[Eeba3215]

@loaded99percent individual*

[loaded99percent]

@Eeba3215 wowwwwww how did that happen. I NEVER misspell a word. khair. there is time for everything.

correction: First and last time for everything.

[GoyleTheGargoyle]

My life has been changed forever. Wow, you deserve an award. I love you man.

[1d0ntc4r3]

i've always opened bananas this way. o.o

[mascimus5]

haha those boxers :p why i never knew about this way :p

[xXminecraft18Xx]

lol monkey boxers

[Merekurea]

That just changed my life, man.

[EnjoyUrSnack]

Mother of god

[thecheckmarck]

i like bananas in my mouth. big bananas

[Nkiism]

Wow. I have always peeled my bananas like this from childhood, but I always saw everyone peeling it by the stem and I thought I was doing it wrong.

[BryanNicholasSeow]

Very useful indeed. Do you have another video where I could peel an orange just as fast too? >:D

[CoolishChris]

cunt this is ovi i hope u die

[LadyWeasel]

I'll be damned... :-O

[GrizzyGreene]

the real question is how do you peel a monkey like a banana...ya im high

[OuterStryke]

Notice his monkey pants. 

[TheSirSpunky]

I've been opening bananas the right way my whole life...

[RockOnDoooooooooood]

Ive always opened like that since ive first ate a banana, why do people open it from the stem? When I do that, I end up crushing the banana

[TheBushidovski]

Now I am peeling bananas even when I am not hungry

[IlllIlllIlllIIIII]

I got a banana just so I could do this.

[EpicRaoni]

@IlllIlllIlllIIIII Well, I just did the same

[XxRy4nL0g4nxX]

lets go bananas!!!!!!!!!

[lxNaUtiCaxl]

thats right, get that banana taste in your mouth...

[MegaRoodypoo]

I came here because I couldn't peel my goddamn banana. Thank you sir.

[SuperMemack]

i love the monkey pants

[TheRyanmscott75]

I never had a problem opening it from the stem

[Scarjaka]

I want a banana now...

[TheDSKmedia]

pinch the tip and split

[maxnmir]

all these comments about not being able to open it normally... I feel stupid cause I can't open a banana either XD

[duminicad]

the way you were trying before your friend Britney told you the "monkey way", was very close to efficient, however you're missing something, in stead of forcing it with your finger, try to bend the stem in circular order and it will open extremely easy...

Every time I see someone trying to open a banana "the monkey" way, I'm very disappointed in how primitive we actually are....

[1998Roxygirl]

@duminicad u hjbiygkbvfgyuhjk



[aerospace82b]

9 gag

[redsmas]

I've been doing it wrong all my life. Damn smart monkeys.

[Safsal]

are u physically disabled ?

[OtherVincentLee]

Britney Sha' Litteton?

[joti88888]

did anyone noticed he's wearing monkey boxers?

[Heimegut66]

Ha ha. Suck on that Ray Comfort!

[hellomom1231]

If I couldn't open a banana I'd just rip it in half

[mycatisoncrack]

I just got school'd

[mitch1syum]

hahaha humans are fucken stupid

[LGunhazard]

I remember several years ago having a half hour argument with someone about how to peel a banana, namely as to which end of the banana was the 'top'.

[makidude]

@LGunhazard Is that a Lucky Star reference?

[44ch1m]

@makidude what you're referring to is the how to eat a chocolate cornet conversation. it sounds similar though

[LGunhazard]

@makidude No, it's something I actually did about 10 years ago when I was on a trip in highschool. It all started because he was peeling the banana this way, and I claimed he was doing it upside-down.

[yuumeko]

i have always peeled my banana this way...

[544001]

fucking white people

[jpxdude]

@544001 Diane Abbott? Is that you???

[LegiitCashew]

I have the weirdest boner

[waterbagel]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD MY MIND HAS BEEN NOT JUST BLOWN

BUT OBLITERATED

[JarCrouse]

Definitely just went to the counter and got a banana and did this. I will forever open bananas this way from now on.

[kjah11]

even better when coming to the last bite you have an handle xD

[ouishansen923l]

This vid is popular on Ashgabat

[heavymetalkid999]

anyone notice his pj's?

[Pandurai]

Did anyone else laugh a little inside when he said "get that nice taste of banana in your mouth"? xD

[XELLAmunster]

Who else here wants to run out to the grocery store to try this shit out?

[temptstress666]

Another mystery... Why does this have so many views?

[lagalags]

OMG I LOVE YOU. JK lol I was about to eat a banana and I know I always have troubles peeling it sooooo I decided to rely on Google to help me out and here you are. THANKS BRAH. =D

[RecordGwKs]

anyone else bored as fuck?

[joehoeeeeeeeee]

i like your monkey pajama

[Ozzmosisf35]

Yes... GOD YES!!!!

[Ratje2TV]

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[aluddite1]

well, for what it's worth -- last summer 3 of us were standing in the kitchen. 2 of my friends grabbed bananas to eat and they both opened them 'the monkey way.' neither had ever eaten a banana w/ the other. it was I that commented, 'omfg! I never even THOUGHT about opening a banana thusly. and, I still have not... call me old fashioned.

[FallenDramon]

But you don't eat that thing at the top, do you? I always open mine by removing the top part entirely. Requires some nails though!

[Toca91]

*holding a banana and youtubing "How to eat a banana"*

[MrVmBear]

oh holy SHIOIIIIIT it is AWESOME

[TheBrizzleXD]

That looked SO wrong on SO MANY LEVELS.

[Killashard]

Pinch the tip. Just the tip.



[aluddite1]

@Killashard - oh, hahahahahahaha and lol,lol,lol...mean it!!

[xyzpdq75]

cool:D

[navegamadrid]

So it's true then. Americans are dumb and getting dumber by the minute.

[animator297]

@navegamadrid It's just an alternate way to peel a banana. Get a life...

[Tehweirdkat]

Wait.. Why the hell do we need a tutorial on this?

[professortwitch]

Wierd but awesome

[seauserman3]

Am i the only one feeling dumb watching this video?

[Monkeymad103]

Just get a knife... 

[shellytran2231]

Or u can take the long end and snap it like a whip try it it's fun

[ElvinDragonLord]

I think my mind just exploded

[lynxark]

Britney is very observant!

[TheAllimania]

so, what do i do? put that banana in your mouth...

[MrMagicalManiacMan]

No way

[SaraMlkw]

First world problem.. "I struggle to peel a banana"..

[GenericPurpleTurtle]

@SaraMlkw I think you'll find banana's are tropical fruit, therefore they are found primarily in third world countries. Its a universal problem for everyone.

[bassdrop16]

and now i do too? :O what a f***ing idiot who the fuck tries to open it from the stem that so stupid hahahaha

[YManCyberDude]

Don't show this to "The Banana Man". He'll go ape...

[love37389]

You loser ubnever new how to ashole

[pr0szefu]

you just snap from the stem, eat it till the black shit at the end stays there. Open it like a monkey and you have to remove that black shit first... kinda pointless

[erwancompes]

You struggle opening it from the stem because it's not ripe lol.

[dancexluverx1466]

Why am I watching this...?

[iWrecksauce]

I don't get why people have trouble peeling bananas in the first place. Just snap the stem off.

[liljosh512]

/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&­v­=d68PWW73XCA

The monkeys are on the way to help.

[craicbaby]

That's cute.

[TheStrangeProgram]

I thought the monkey way of peeling is the normal way? Been doing it all the time.

[metalmatNCSU]

Who bought you that gay eagle shirt? Maybe you should worry less about bananas and more about why you suck at life.

[aluddite1]

@metalmatNCSU - I think he's rather a cutie.  I go for goofy EVERY TIME over some smart-assed, arrogant, narcicistic, sarcastic... oh, and judgemental asshat any day. I won't say it...

[deathlordoo]

I'm a Monkey then

[MrTmntpower1]

if u cant peel a fucking banana ur an idiot

[beninatorskater]

I HAVE THOSE BOXERS. 

[AsJoeCameToKill]

mindfuuuckoesgnvjskv,bd esv

[LordNoah504]

why does this have so many views ?

[freznedz2]

@LordNoah504 reddit

[MagicalDroplover]

@LordNoah504 Reddit

[techomaniac]

So simple.

[Orberror404]

Also, peeling it this way reduces the 'strings' that stick to your banana.

[phantasmagoria767]

OMG ! I have been wondering how they peel them so fast! When I was in South Africa a monkey came into the house, grabbed 3 bananas from the fruit bowl and ran away peeling all three leaving a trail of peels. Thank you for that enlightenment! I suppose it makes sense to peel them that way when they are on a tree.

[LongviewRocksII]

MIND = BLOWN

[theturkishgamer1]

ooooo cool...now how can cancer be cured?

[iWrecksauce]

@theturkishgamer1 pinch it from the other side.

[GodReignsInMe]

I opened a banana like that for the first time today :) Yay.

[ThePROgamer541]

I tried it and the banana somehow blew up

[thepermman]

peeling a banana the other way isn't hard either....

[Maxjeee11]

First world problem solved hahaha

[ometauru]

Pinch the tip and pull down? What are we talking about again?

[Nelki1000]

@ometauru your penis must be fucked up

[MrDonkeypower]

Omg

[Razrazlovescake]

thats how i've always peeled a banana...

[MrWhale1000]

It was a cool video till you threw annotations up on me

[The2167WIRE]

this is stupid monkeys and humans are related i peel a banana just like a monkey since i remember . if a monkey is smart enough to peel a banana humans should be smarter but this guy is DUMB

[gregrutz]

Wow, you aren't strong enough to brake a banana stem off !?!

[haywire185]

he's wearing shorts with monkeys on it

[XIRISHxxPRIDEX]

bald eagle has hair..

[ohyeahitsisaac]

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like Johnny Knoxville?

[LyzaSmileyFace]

I muted it and stared at his epic monkey boxers :3

[ElMisionero96]

I like how you pronounce "banana".

[jkb0]

@ElMisionero96 It's called american english i think :P

[Moofuhdoo]

... how could you possibly struggle to open a banana from the stem.

[MrMandosss]

I had to try it right away...

IT WORKS, IT WORKS!!!

[HailCostanza]

Cool video, but do you honestly have THAT hard of a time opening a banana from the stem? You honestly have to dig your finger in and use your teeth?

[12NerdGlasses]

YAY

[Daniel7860]

It amazes me how many people actually opened it from the wrong end all this time.... WTF?

[mrgenius4]

Can you straighten up those bananas ?

[NateG0992]

Haha "pinch the tip" twss!!

[FuryofSingingFlames]

MY GOD

[mcnp2012]

the mario cart bananas suddenly makes so much sense..



[ingloeski]

lol i love his monkey pajamas

[fugazi0311]

I think it's so interesting that I've never seen it done this way or even considered doing it a different way than how I was taught.

[Ogma01]

Friend of mine showed me this today and it did, actually, blow my mind. My fundamental understanding of reality has been shattered.

[MrYorkshireFella]

WHAT! I never knew you could do it that way!

[kaveen11]

HAH! i've been peeling bananas like a monkey my whole life. Now those pricks who mocked me for peeling bananas the "wrong" way will pay. PAY I SAY!

[doublee10]

nice monkey pajamas!

[zzPshycoProductions]

Blew my mind

[Deathrender98]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!

[MichaeIRedd]

I think I've only been doing this for... my entire life.

[SkyEFX2]

Monkey see, monkey do.

[romejeme]

My whole life I peeled a banana wrong

[SmurfTips]

Is this what people do in there're free time.

[roiliber1]

20% of my IQ went down right now....

[JeppyWick]

Actually still seems quite primitive.

/watch?v=qfacXTU0zfI

I'm pretty sure we are ahead of the mokeys. lol

[DingoDutch]

How a peel-ing.

[XxXxJemJemxXxX]

@DingoDutch LMFAO

[rdwyse1982]

Thanks Cracked commentator!

[Kevin4381]

0:38

[TheMilitoy]

Onision and this guy are mortal enemies...

[candiceman01]

COOL!!! :))

[winii4eva]

18 years....EIGHTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE AND I NEVER KNEW THIS! ....oh well

[gelopartypoison]

BUT..BUT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!

[nickre96988]

This is going to get me soo much ass.

[RamieJees]

Thats so fucking cool!

[iacazcea]

Why do people think this is the best way. It's clearly not. I often eat bananas and only one in a hundred or so is difficult to open by the regular way. When you open by the bottom you have to remove that gross tip (every time). And don't say that monkeys know better than us. Who evolved to become the dominent species? Thats right, us! The monkeys that started peeling from the top evolved and took over the world.

[rhyZable]

@iacazcea

faggot.

[dreamelatte]

You serious right now?

[MrTitus93]

Wow. Alright. I'm gonna blow my grandma's mind away now.

[UnknownFPS]

Was Brittany black?

[Tonzzaboi]

wtf? i was thought to peel a banana like a monkey since i was a little kid and you realize this way now...

[PxLiZedHere]

@Tonzzaboi Some families have evolved quicker ;) ...nah just joking, but i seriously never knew this, maybe cause i rarely eat bananas.

[habbobeyond]

kewl

[Formhault]

You stupid americans...

[beenn15]

@Formhault it's always funny hearing that from people in other countries... Take a quick look around you... most of the things you see were probably conceived, conceptualized, or invented by a "stupid" American... I understand that America, as a whole, is difficult to describe... It's also very difficult to stereotype... I always hear that Americans aren't cultured... and yet "American" culture is accepted and adopted in every corner of the globe... Make up your mind folks... Stop the jealousy

[Formhault]

@beenn15 I'm not stereotyping. And if I am, I am doing it on more than one base (for example, the fact revealed in this video).

I'm not jealous. Alright, maybe I'm jealous for your incomes, but it ends at that. I also saw the OMG Facts post that stated something that concluded like "most americans were doing it wrong", which is kind of sad, given this simple task...

[mxkaka]

i've always peeled a banana the monkey way. am i alone?

[thanhtikewin]

what a dumb video ?

[ChaosAssailant]

good to know I've been doing it right.. :)

[OfficialMiguelNQnA]

they also use their feet are you going to open a banana that way also its called a knife if you can't open

[BlessedMeWithHisFire]

@OfficialMiguelNQnA lol u mad bro all he did was just show how u can open a banana without fail with a simple pinch and u tell him to open a drawer, get a knife, cut open the banana, then has a knife to wash and put away...again lol

[OfficialMiguelNQnA]

@BlessedMeWithHisFire i am not your brother, the terms are meant for the uploader

[Ediecus]

i always eat banana this way sice childhood