Actually, Google Translate would have done a far better job. These are Chinese made tools, hence the archaic terms. Every Chinese person knows a ton of ancient English words that no one in their right minds would ever use these days. Silly China.
The quick message at 4:57 says "AMERICA = MOON MEN + POKETTU MONSUTA" in case anybody couldn't pause it on time. I have no clue what that means, don't ask.
@Fluffypopcicle Pokettu Monsuta is probably some twisted way of saying Pocket Monsters which is the lengthened name for Pokemon. so America = Moon Men + Pokemon??? I'm probably really wrong about it hahaha
the problem is you know it's fake,cheap and stupid...but the seller say it's ori(original), good quality etc.... like roadside medicine man..and you end up buying this crap...true story
"Hegemony is an indirect form of imperial dominance in which the hegemon (leader state) rules sub-ordinate states by the implied means of power rather than direct military force."
um I hope this helps but as far as "chanticleer hegemony" the definitions I found through google translate it as "rooster dominance" so um yeah not sure if I got the definition right or what but thats just what the two words showed as the definitions. If that is true then someone must have been smoking something pretty heavy to think of that. Just saying.
I used to love these LCD games as a kid, I can't believe they really haven't changed AT ALL in 20 odd years! What other "consumer electronics" product can claim that sort of consistency?
You only had the demo for Super Mary. When actually playing it, it's identical to the Game & Watch Super Mario Bros...which is the best Game & Watch game.
You never started the Super Mary game, you just turned it on and it was in game demo mode when you tried to play it. Thumbs up so he sees this, please
I would buy this to my son / daughter (when i have one) and inside i will put a very very very nitide and big image of TROLL FACE, then when they open that box screaming: "Yay PCP Station!!"
And see TROLL FACE, and that the "console" doesnt work i would say: PROBLEM?
@PyroBlock Lol, obviously it wasn't the real one, but Ashens didn't seem to notice. He though the music was the same as the plane game, so I figured I'd point it out :/
I saw some Popstation type ripoff games at the local flea market, their boxes labeled "The Newest Game in 2010" (they lied) and it had the same crap as the games Ashen reviewed, including "Super Mary" and the mysterious "Chanticleer Hegemony."
is the worst thing in Vista is the worst shit that an established one in the world bought it or was the last console on earth and has no background that damn avacado looks like a game but the graphics are not horrible mind full stole the image to psp and changed her name only one letter pcp
@nirmanyu97 well sora but not completely the shape of a psp and not all the buttons of x.box but some of them but agreed its a shitty bootleg mickeyd's toy
wow!, why does this have so many dislikes, it was fucking hilarious. I love the dry cynical british humour and the pathetic console rip-off. this guy deserves more likes.
my brother has one of these..THE WORST of all the fake concoles! polystation or fun-station is badass but this is like wtf??? you'd better buy a portable tetris game!
I remember these sorts of systems from ages ago, except that when I played them, they were sold as what they were (as much cheaper alternatives to things like the gameboy, gamegear and lynx).
Though I haven't seen anything like these popstations here in Australia, even in the more dodgy places like paddy's market in Sydney the are more likely to be selling pirated console games than things like these, and Australian equivalents of poundland don't se;; stuff like this.
I think that the super mary "graphics" and the chip inside it (if it worked) is the same that in the Game & Watch SUper Mario, haven't played it in yeeeears so I might remember it wrong, but the platform graphics looked kinda the same. And it actually is a good electronic gaming thingy :)
狗屁 狗屁 狗屁 狗屁 狗屁
Darkfoxdragon101 20 hours ago
BUT THE WAY MOVE SPEED IS CAN QUICKEN
eggertstwart 1 day ago
狗屁 狗屁 狗屁 狗屁 狗屁 lol google translate
IANWTF 3 days ago
this looks like a peacie of Scheiße
IANWTF 3 days ago
SUPER MARY!
preludeman56 5 days ago
awww, I was hoping the PCP station would have an LSD screen...
orangeapples 6 days ago 4
@orangeapples Hey I see what you did there buddy! lmao
1991UFC 5 days ago
lol batteries go in here, pain comes out there lol
SenorCurtisBlu3 1 week ago
if you turn on closed captions when he clicks his teeth together it genuinly says. "he clicks his teeth together. odd man." XD
privatedeath23 1 week ago
This is actually near the model I bought today. I LOVE IT! I mast be CRAZY!
KelticJohnsonRacing 1 week ago
@KelticJohnsonRacing I have PCP-8008 while He has PCP-8009
KelticJohnsonRacing 1 week ago
Actually, Google Translate would have done a far better job. These are Chinese made tools, hence the archaic terms. Every Chinese person knows a ton of ancient English words that no one in their right minds would ever use these days. Silly China.
MagikGimp 1 week ago
Super Mary lmfao
BritishRider 1 week ago
PCP XD
JackIsASexyMf 1 week ago
cant help but notice the buttons look similar to the buttons on the xbox 360 controller
Mozzyeon 1 week ago
umm i dont get what it is ...... is it a xbox or a PSP i dont get it
usmcstiltner19 1 week ago
@usmcstiltner19 its both at the same time!
tabbyaboutroots 1 week ago
the hegemony games instructions sound like cock fighting
Snowfang15 1 week ago
The quick message at 4:57 says "AMERICA = MOON MEN + POKETTU MONSUTA" in case anybody couldn't pause it on time. I have no clue what that means, don't ask.
Fluffypopcicle 2 weeks ago 10
@Fluffypopcicle Pokettu Monsuta is probably some twisted way of saying Pocket Monsters which is the lengthened name for Pokemon. so America = Moon Men + Pokemon??? I'm probably really wrong about it hahaha
tabbyaboutroots 1 week ago
@Fluffypopcicle America is composed of Aliens and Pokemon apparently...
DarkdustDragon 1 week ago
@Fluffypopcicle Pokettu Monusta? Sounds like Pocket Monster, which was the original name for Pokémon. Whatever :P
Skillerguy45 6 days ago
SEEEAAAIINN
Veyron718 2 weeks ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
What do you do with all the knock game consoles ;D
DJxSiiL3NT 2 weeks ago
@DJxSiiL3NT burn them! WITH FIRE!
keozeo 1 week ago
siaiion
BvsMAcosh 2 weeks ago
3:07 "Made in china. I am not surprised"
TheHalfGAME 2 weeks ago
Has different frame of animation. I lol'd so hard when i heard you say frames.
tighten11234 2 weeks ago
haha its called PCP! XD
TheMoshingPanda 2 weeks ago
LOL! It's like After Burner but, only appalling!!!
roughy762004 2 weeks ago
the directions were more challenging than the games
roughy762004 2 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Figenschow 2 weeks ago 15
Chanticleer Hegemony is my favourite progressive rock group.
SoundwaveCooper 2 weeks ago
Political Roosters on the beach?
TomShloop2 2 weeks ago
i have played street overlord :(
ebenbaker1 3 weeks ago
@ebenbaker1 I'm sorry for your loss :(
Tannersvan 2 weeks ago
@Tannersvan LOLWUT
jakewidsrocks 2 weeks ago
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@jakewidsrocks He said "i have played street overlord :("
Tannersvan 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if you want to see the Super mary Game play xD
adusakkpop1 3 weeks ago
lmfao my step bro has a mp3 player that has these crappy games on it exept it really shapes like a psp and says psp on it lol i have a real psp3000
deuceheavyweaponzloc 3 weeks ago
just when i thought I had enough PCP...
SPxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxACE 3 weeks ago
no apps
immortals870 3 weeks ago
With the game handle I just know the PCP station will handle the games correctly. He lied.
TruMasterLive 3 weeks ago
You never have enough pcp.
p0isonModTeam 3 weeks ago
ps vita bewaree lol
GameDoctor21 3 weeks ago
amazing commentary xD
THAbeetBANDIT 3 weeks ago
MADE IN CHINA?
glados141f 3 weeks ago
@glados141f yap
ofrypinc36910 2 weeks ago
lol sad onion 3:28
The000LA000yoshi 3 weeks ago
for more (and shittiest) games, please visit: polczolivergames.freeblog.hu !
marsoska 4 weeks ago
false advertising, and the game background on the front of the box is the wrong game! Holy crap.
That's quality!
indyfreak101 4 weeks ago
just open it!
GayleJohannes7 4 weeks ago
dude your funny as shit!
BornInBuckets 4 weeks ago
make a end video for this kind of thing...blow it up.shoot it or even run a truck over it the list goes on and on
MrRider117 1 month ago
the problem is you know it's fake,cheap and stupid...but the seller say it's ori(original), good quality etc.... like roadside medicine man..and you end up buying this crap...true story
MrRider117 1 month ago
this guy cracks me up.
phoenix75888 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
I want 1!
Madcr0ws 1 month ago
what the fuck is this shit
mmmmmmmm4971 1 month ago
Captain Boring? Is he the opposite of Chef Excellence?
ThomasTheXPUser 1 month ago
They must have been ON PCP when they 'drafted' the instructions :O
ThomasTheXPUser 1 month ago
There was another pcp station but it looked loke a psp go, i would want that not this one
DanteX3250 1 month ago
"Chanticleer (French: "sing clear")"
"Hegemony is an indirect form of imperial dominance in which the hegemon (leader state) rules sub-ordinate states by the implied means of power rather than direct military force."
???
Max17766 1 month ago
um I hope this helps but as far as "chanticleer hegemony" the definitions I found through google translate it as "rooster dominance" so um yeah not sure if I got the definition right or what but thats just what the two words showed as the definitions. If that is true then someone must have been smoking something pretty heavy to think of that. Just saying.
A7Guitar 1 month ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
You should find an poetic way to smash the garbage to pieces after your reviews.
harleyjamesg 1 month ago
Phencyclidine?
RonnieRimjob 1 month ago
HAHA the instructions are so ridiculous this thing is UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Fridley127 1 month ago
2:20 MOON MEN
SMP9909 1 month ago
Are you sure the "C" in "PCP Station" isnt an "O" for "POP STATION"?
VoiceOfNo1 1 month ago
I used to love these LCD games as a kid, I can't believe they really haven't changed AT ALL in 20 odd years! What other "consumer electronics" product can claim that sort of consistency?
calx 1 month ago
chanticleer hedgemony is cockfighting, they just didn't want to put 'cock' on the box i guess.
refluX1k 1 month ago
PSP and X-box had a baby.
And its horribly deformed.
FlipnoteHatenaNight 1 month ago
Lol on the side of the box it says PCP Siaiion
jamessiviter 1 month ago
its half sony and half microsoft o.0
superdensh0 1 month ago
:O no cheap shitty headphones or game handle , what a con !!! , I've seen better things in the 99p shop :L
TheBassloveer 1 month ago
I like how the A and B buttons go from right to left, but the X and Y buttons go left to right.
orangeTadpole 1 month ago
super mary what idiot came up with that name
homer4556 1 month ago
i remember seeing this at some fucking chinese store
ninjatails2000 1 month ago
youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=hKnhYsYitLA
trizza5 1 month ago
teriblewwwwwwwwwwwww
Scott7335 1 month ago
You only had the demo for Super Mary. When actually playing it, it's identical to the Game & Watch Super Mario Bros...which is the best Game & Watch game.
Other than that, excellent and funny review ^_^
smbmadman1 1 month ago
You never started the Super Mary game, you just turned it on and it was in game demo mode when you tried to play it. Thumbs up so he sees this, please
jon319 1 month ago
Conclusion: buy it now.
laithinator3000 1 month ago
LOL
mr4METALLICA 1 month ago
wtf seriously whos gonna buy this piece of shit?!
mr4METALLICA 1 month ago
I would buy this to my son / daughter (when i have one) and inside i will put a very very very nitide and big image of TROLL FACE, then when they open that box screaming: "Yay PCP Station!!"
And see TROLL FACE, and that the "console" doesnt work i would say: PROBLEM?
Oh, and i will laugh of them.
And after that, i would buy them ice cream ^_^
I'll be a good dady.
Gizametalman 1 month ago
Pause at 4:57
It says: AMERICA = MOON MEN + POKETTU MONSUTA
TheMicoGirl 1 month ago
@TheMicoGirl You can see that in the Transcript too.
ChaosMew161 1 month ago
@TheMicoGirl Just click the button to the right of the flag button, and then go around 4:55-4:57, and you'll see the text.
ChaosMew161 1 month ago
can you snort this system?
Jnmicter 1 month ago
pcp people cant play
cyberworm1998 1 month ago
lol this guy is hilarious
codyoschman 1 month ago
wtf this thing has xbox 360 and ps3 buttons
codyoschman 1 month ago
4:57 - The caption blinks - "AMERICA = MOON MEN + POKETTU MONSUTA"
TehStrangeTaco 1 month ago
I don't believe Capcom hasn't sued these bitches!
OKKWAMOS 1 month ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
Is this the guy makes money out of the bootleg games.
FamliyGuy1011 1 month ago
you are fucking hilarious
loopy094 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice that the Super Mary game was actually playing the cave music from Mario?
RizeVeedramonBM 1 month ago 23
@RizeVeedramonBM it was a shity remix, not the real thing
PyroBlock 1 month ago
@PyroBlock Lol, obviously it wasn't the real one, but Ashens didn't seem to notice. He though the music was the same as the plane game, so I figured I'd point it out :/
RizeVeedramonBM 1 month ago
Thunderbolt Airplane the greatest game of all time.
mi777ke777 1 month ago
You are comedy gold.
gobbo777 1 month ago
A1 = MOUTH PECK
Track down that political rooster game and review it.
Insinfier 1 month ago
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I saw some Popstation type ripoff games at the local flea market, their boxes labeled "The Newest Game in 2010" (they lied) and it had the same crap as the games Ashen reviewed, including "Super Mary" and the mysterious "Chanticleer Hegemony."
rnigma 1 month ago
"The pain comes out here" xDDD
YouWouldNotBelieve33 1 month ago
Where is my LSD Station?
LinuxFP 1 month ago
ha ha funy
quangvinhle9x 1 month ago
is the worst thing in Vista is the worst shit that an established one in the world bought it or was the last console on earth and has no background that damn avacado looks like a game but the graphics are not horrible mind full stole the image to psp and changed her name only one letter pcp
lenidan1 1 month ago
I love having the captions on. At 7:57 it says [He clicks his teeth together. Odd man]
LifeUntilLove 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
They Should Give These Away With Happy Meals!
mangodoor408 1 month ago
Hmm if it was the wrong screen then why was the music right?
Lol please keep making videos of these segmented lcd games... its very amusing.
aradioactivedonut 1 month ago
shape of a psp
buttons of an xbox
baxy scheme like nintendo ds
gameplay of a mcdonalds toy
nirmanyu97 1 month ago 36
@nirmanyu97 well sora but not completely the shape of a psp and not all the buttons of x.box but some of them but agreed its a shitty bootleg mickeyd's toy
deuceheavyweaponzloc 3 weeks ago
Where are you findin this shit lol
nukelhed100 1 month ago
This is funnier than anything on TV nowadays.
trololhunter 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
the 70's called, they want their handheld bag
BredasFinest 1 month ago
Game handle.
Just one handle.
InterestingFlavour 1 month ago
how much is that shit?
popo9424 1 month ago
PCP... the only thing that comes to mind is angel dust ಠ_ಠ
InferusExitium 1 month ago
Captain Boring is probably Chef Excellent's brother or cousin or something
SpaceCoreFTW 1 month ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
THe Chanticlear Hegimony game is a cock fighting game.
ericm1988 1 month ago
04:57 AMERICA=MOON MEN+POKETTU MONSUTA wtf?
peraxx779 2 months ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
super mario change to super mary
leejiasengthepro1 2 months ago
bAd
Xcengox1 2 months ago
This looks like somthing id get out of a kids meal
teammate01 2 months ago
wow!, why does this have so many dislikes, it was fucking hilarious. I love the dry cynical british humour and the pathetic console rip-off. this guy deserves more likes.
fruiteo 2 months ago
super mary!??!!! hahahahahah wtf
chrislaurel 2 months ago
Can this be JailBroken?
DARK2EMO5 2 months ago 3
OMG this guy is sooo funny I literally laughed my ass off
*Subscribe*
CoDNOOBZProductions 2 months ago
中国消滅してくれ
gachapin1970 2 months ago
mcdonalds makes a better console...no joke
sonothehedgehog 2 months ago
the only thing i used those for where night lights
Lastabcismine 2 months ago
The one thing I can say I like about it is I like the form factor.
Everything else is crap.
HinataChan30 2 months ago
It's like Afterburner, only appalling.
noptic 2 months ago
my brother has one of these..THE WORST of all the fake concoles! polystation or fun-station is badass but this is like wtf??? you'd better buy a portable tetris game!
odysseas897 2 months ago
Wow im getting a PCP for my birthday!...Not really I would throw this in the trash as soon as I saw the box.
natclayful 2 months ago
PCP: Portable color portable. No!
PCP: Piece of crappy piss. Yes!
gadgetguy80 2 months ago 59
@gadgetguy80 PCP: Pen*s comes Purple
Tylerwaffleblue 1 month ago
@gadgetguy80 POCP
KamerideGhost 1 month ago
8:41 " Pain comes out of here" LOL
J7Hawks98 2 months ago 35
SOMEONE MAKE A POPSTATION EMULATOR RIGHT NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Royals1613 2 months ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
lol
Supe Mary xD
SailorXOdesSa 2 months ago
I found the same one
spizzle99 2 months ago
I wish there was a way to trade Street Overlord for Chanticleer Hegemony.
LuigiGodzillaGirl 3 months ago
In The instructions manual, the keys for Chanticleer Hegemony are Mouth peck and kick feet! So it IS a Rooster game! xD
Dongirses 3 months ago
I gotta get me some PCP.....JK
louden98 3 months ago
lol did anyone else notice that the box said "rechargeable batteries are to be removed before charging" O.o
Moldychezevids 3 months ago
これ、ガチでいらない ヘボい
djrn1999 3 months ago
I remember these sorts of systems from ages ago, except that when I played them, they were sold as what they were (as much cheaper alternatives to things like the gameboy, gamegear and lynx).
Though I haven't seen anything like these popstations here in Australia, even in the more dodgy places like paddy's market in Sydney the are more likely to be selling pirated console games than things like these, and Australian equivalents of poundland don't se;; stuff like this.
alphamone 3 months ago 2
I think that the super mary "graphics" and the chip inside it (if it worked) is the same that in the Game & Watch SUper Mario, haven't played it in yeeeears so I might remember it wrong, but the platform graphics looked kinda the same. And it actually is a good electronic gaming thingy :)
FuchsKamer 3 months ago
Pain comes out here
Gram641 3 months ago
someone stuck it's penis inside the underground theme from mario and made it cry.
thepoopfan64 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
what happen to pop station? new PCP station now?
icedilli25 3 months ago
I started busting out laughing when it said Super Mary
XAsilaydyingalexX 3 months ago
What a wonderful box
anesherm4 3 months ago
Found some on ebay uk search pcp !
LOLfilms100 3 months ago
Isn't PCP an illegal drug? lol
MysteriousPinkFlufff 3 months ago
@MysteriousPinkFlufff Yes. In fact he spends about 2 minutes talking about it right at the start of the video . :P
kefkaexdeath 3 months ago
fuck... i wanna play super mary so hard... please who give me a pcp? hahahha
rayku22 3 months ago
@rayku22 pcp on ebay uk for 12 pounds
ginta289 3 months ago
Who is this mysterious Hank Cyclone figure? Sounds important...
TheEclipsist 3 months ago
Battery goes in here, pain comes out here LOL
alex19589 3 months ago
ill take the pcp and you can have the station
SuperRoGE14 3 months ago
was that modern war 3 here was playing first?
wheredidileavemycell 3 months ago
I p'd n poo'd.
JimmyJamrico 3 months ago
the PCP station look like it wood be a X-box portable system rip off , x box shood make a portable system that looks like that which actually is real
windoes98se 3 months ago
lol i saw one of these in a pirated game and movie store in lebanon! it was rite next to all those mp4 player things.
mrsuperkoolkat1 3 months ago
not even Mario can escape Rule 63
DrewPicklesOgre 3 months ago
Hey Ashens, perhaps you should stop buying all these crappy knockoffs and use the money to fix your teeth.
reivenlocke 3 months ago
@reivenlocke Your comment would've been more fitting if it had been made on a video that had a product he actually bought.
luxerd 3 months ago
@luxerd
He still needs to fix his teeth.
reivenlocke 3 months ago
私はあなたが言っているのか見当もつかない
misslinkinpark2010 3 months ago
右の4つのボタンがxbox360に似てる。
sazae819 3 months ago
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Korea and China, the intimate buddy of copycat
Shinamustbedown 3 months ago
fake copy of PSP
MrDante1047 4 months ago
@MrDante1047 NOO WAAY!!!??
Voodoorobot 4 months ago
@MrDante1047 Pointing out the obvious and being happy about it
w1k1n9 4 months ago