Hilarious Introduction To Sarah Palin's Speech In India "Sit there!"

[nextblain]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[agent9752]

She looked so bloody nervous sitting there while one of the world's most important businessmen, and a very well-spoken one, was introducing her.

[sbrawsm]

No, he wasn't biased. He just said Obama had the elegance of a prophet. Hilarious.

A prophet that lies and wants government to dictate every thing you do.

I find the people who still like Obama are the same ones who work the system with their hands out, "Gimme gimme gimme food stamps. Gimme Wlfare"

Sad, we used to be a nation full of independent people who said, "I can do it!"

No so many say, "Gimme".

[hotram1]

@sbrawsm I find the people who still like Sarah Palin are the same ones who are living like a cultish group untethered to reality, their only purpose is to worship her. They watch videos about Sarah Palin that are totally unflattering and humiliating because of Sarah's own incompetence, but they can't acknowledge or discuss the video regarding their savior because she's a hopeless moron.

Instead they insult President Obama and the people who like him based on one sentence.

Pathetic! 

[karanadikthedon]

LAMPOONED BY THE MEDIA!! haa haa ha

[goldfinger007able]

Aw man, this guy is well roasting Palin. where is Tod when she needs him. (Sarah sitting no doubt)

[Mrparrot73]

Come on Aroon Poorie, this is no way to speak to a guest.

[goldfinger007able]

his making a joke out of her, i feel sad for her

[Rose999123]

Palin goes to India & "warns" Indians of China & Iran! Obviously unfamiliar with Indian policy towards these nations, Palin ranted. China is India's largest trading partner. Does she realize that India is looking for new methods to pay Iran for oil costs - as the US created financial problems by pressuring intermediaries who act on India's behalf with Iran? Palin said "be proud" of India' success yet criticizes its trade & energy dealings - exactly what India needs to succeed! Palin = ignorant.

[Rose999123]

@hinduempire - You sound just like an American redneck. Why don't you come over and play cowboy, not Indian. You have that shoot 'em up attitude. By the way - there are rules, international laws and conventions about starting wars and attacking other countries. GW Bush showed us how to do it the wrong way. All Palin has is cheap talk.

[Rose999123]

Palin mistakenly came to India because she heard that Hindus are "born again". Unfortunately she confused her version of Christianity with the ancient Hindu tenet of reincarnation. So she found herself in a sea of brown pagans instead of Jesus-loving white folks. She made the best of it by spewing her word-salad speech, collecting her fee & flying off to Jesus' birthplace Israel to pray? - No! to add another country to her list of places she "saw" in a desperate bid to gain foreign credentials.

[Rose999123]

@hinduempire - So you're saying President Obama, being a black man, cannot have a 2nd term - so an ignorant white woman should take his place. You have set back both civil rights and women's rights by decades. Palin has done enough damage to women's rights by opposing teaching contraception in Alaska's schools, approving raped women/victim of incest to bear their rapist's child, making raped women pay for rape kits. Opposing women's right to choose & emergency contraception. Being anti-science.

[Rose999123]

The willingness to "kick ass" is not enough to be a leader. Someone with a substantial understanding of US foreign policies in Muslim nations & their long term detrimental effects on exploited populations can begin to address this. GW Bush's war mongering made the world more dangerous, not safer. Palin does NOT have a clue to the depth & severity of issues, let along offer solutions. Islamic extremists have killed far more Muslims than Westerners. Palin is an unread, limited, clueless fraud.

[Rose999123]

Palin said in India that China is building up weaponry. Why? - she asks! Doesn't she know the USA has encircled EurAsia with hundreds of military bases in an effort to control the area? The Chinese stockpiling is a response. International competition for $trillion natural gas reserves in the Central Asian Republics (just north of Afghanistan) & the much pursued Trans-Afghan Pipeline & contracts has led to US monitoring China & Russia. Palin seems oblivious to this. Start learning something soon!

[Rose999123]

It's frightening that someone aspiring for high office (Palin) frames foreign policy on Biblical prophesies - rather than basing answers on actual political facts. She supports building settlements in Israel (illegal by international standards) as she believes it will prompt the 2nd Coming of Jesus - never mind that it leads to continuous conflict & deaths. All complex issues reduced to simple myths.

The McCain staff had to point countries out to her on a world map. Incompetent & unlearned.

[Rose999123]

@jpeditor: Yes, Palin is illiterate - in the fullest meaning of that word. I am not a paid liar - Palin took that job. She became mayor with zero debt & left the office $22 million in debt, in a town of 6,000 people. In 6 years as mayor, she increased gov't expenditures by over 33%. Her books & speeches are ghost written. Walked out on her responsibilities to her electorate to make money. Selected VP cand. as her ignorance appealed to base. Unlike Palin, I completed 2 degrees at 1 university.

[BaNgLlSh]

plz sit there

[Rose999123]

The emcee Mr. Poorie should have introduced Palin as: "an American Train-Wreck, the most illiterate, biggest joke in the USA, the know-nothing who shot to fame by being female yet unqualified (cheap attempt to gain Hillary Clinton's supporters votes), selected as VP candidate for her backward religious views, intolerance for diversity, laziness to learn anything about the world (i.e. to appeal to right wing base) and of course, money chasing opportunist. . .please give her a warm welcome!"

[jpeditor]

@Rose999123 "illiterate"? Either YOU are illiterate or you a paid liar & shill 4 Øbama:

She was on a city council, a mayor for 2 terms, a Gas & Energy Commission Chairman, a television commentator, a TV series star, a leader of a national movement that elected 68 GOP candidates to state & national office, wrote 2 best seller books, been a Governor and a candidate for Vice.President.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE W/ YOUR LIFE, ROSE?????

[SteelAVic18]

PALIN 2012!!

[Rose999123]

As Palin has often been accused of having her books and speeches written by others, she felt the need to say this in her talk: "I looked at the picture (of Mother Teresa) as I typed out this speech on my home computer set up there in the kitchen". No doubt a critical and important piece of information that the well heeled, sophisticated Indian elite needed to know - ha! Forget answering any tough policy questions or offering solutions to problems. Attacking the Pres of USA overseas was not good.

[Rose999123]

Palin misuses the word "enormity" in her speech in India. She talks about Alaska's mountains & the Himalayas & says "nature's enormity"! The word enormity means: The extreme scale, seriousness or extent of something perceived as bad or morally wrong - An outrageous, improper, vicious or immoral act. e.g. The enormity of a crime's impact. Palin needs to learn English before giving speeches in other countries. She said she can see "Pioneer Peak" mountain from her window. More things she can "see".

[Rose999123]

Palin refers to locations in a stupid manner. In India she said: "During the flight here, between our countries, it did not escape me that Japan lies about halfway between my Alaskan home & India". Did she see Japan from her plane window? In China she mentioned Alaska's past land bridges with Asia. Also the infamous seeing Russia from Alaska. The well-educated Indians & Chinese must have laughed at her simplistic attempts. Her "foreign policy experience" is about pointing to where places are.

[Stingerbillion]

@Rose999123 Indians are stupid, they probably didn't notice it. I agree with you though, that's the only foreign policy experience she has: What countries she went to and what she can see from plane window.

[hinduempire]

I LOVE SARAH PALIN we have enough of islam adoring obama, she will kick ASS

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire She's a laughing stock of entire world, and you "love her"? Do you guys also have fox news brain washing you with lies and hate? No wonder your country is considered 3rd world.....you would think the amount of information out there, you would know the facts, but that's not the case at all.

[hinduempire]

@Stingerbillion lett ppl laugh at her, but she is brave enough after elected as president to kick islamic jihadist asses, GO SARAH I LOVE HER

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire Tell me how she is "kicking jihadist asses"?

[hinduempire]

@Stingerbillion she is honest by telling that "islam is wicked and evil"that is her qoute, and i agree 4 100%

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire Lemme tell you something: She's everything BUT honest. She is backwards retard who doesn't know shit considering she's living in "advance" nation. You said she's "kicking asses", which you haven't given me any substance on how she's doing that other than her "words". Unless you have facts and substance, you sound just like her: Retard.

[hinduempire]

@Stingerbillion wait till 2012, than we will talk, she will shake the world, mad has to be eliminated with mad

you's sucking my point

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire LOL i don't need to wait til 2012. There is no hell way Americans are dumb enough to vote for her as president who has no clue whatsoever. Hell, even in her own party people make fun of her. If you're dreaming about her, then keep dreaming. Btw, thank you for proving nothing at all on her by backing your claims with facts. Good job.

[hinduempire]

@Stingerbillion facts are that terrrorists and some states who are sponsoring terror must be eliminated, obama is not the man, bcs he is muslim so he will do nothing actually he love islam, besides muslims who love islam, the rest of this planet are sick and tired of these ppl who are making trouble for the last centuries because they are in an illusion that their "perfect"relgion must be established on earth. ofcourse with these mindset we will have war and there will be a clash,

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire Get yourself decent education. Obama is not muslim just because his father was muslim or he studied for short period of time in Indonesia. He's christian! Obama has, through drone attacks, killed more terrorists than Palin will in her entire life. You might want to look into facts instead of making shit up.

[hinduempire]

@Stingerbillion ok educated boy, the drone attacks or nothing in comparison to the bombs she will throw in the future on islamic jihadist countries,

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire Tell me something, are all Indians as stupid as you? She has no plan to "throw" islamic countries, then how will she do it? If that's her "foreign policy", then it's a good thing she will never be closer to getting the nomination. She and you can keep dreaming.

[hinduempire]

@Stingerbillion she is tough, not a politician and straight, we need her, we need ppl like her. i sse no second term for a black man so she must be the first lady who will become pres. I am exited, really PALIN WILL KICK ASS OF JIHADIES 

[Stingerbillion]

@hinduempire No she's not tough and she is politician. Why would public elect a retard who quit as governor when dollar was dangled in front of her? Name me her policies that will benefit the American people? It's a good thing she has people like you following her, otherwise she would have no way to make money.

[anniecat]

these 2 have a lot in common...they love the sound of their own voice.

[fsxmantra]

Of all countries she picked India, well I guessed like minded people think alike, probably she thinks her snake oil is saleable there

[tigeremod]

i'm a huge Palin critic

butt that man poorie is a backwards asshole t dork.

[melskilove]

this is to funny

[KarthikSoun]

Shit literally hit the fan! 

[KarthikSoun]

HEADLINES TODAY>>> Alaskan trailer trash adorns India Today Leadership forum! Go back to USA you evangelist anti-abortion close minded fuck up. Who the hell is this ass hole who is speaking so much about this slut! Her fucked up pussy almost feel out when she stood up..YUCK>> Republican scum. Go OBAMA..

[S8LAD]

WTF! I'm not a fan of Palin but this is fked up. He's making fun of an American. If you're a patriotic American you wouldn't like this Indian embarrasing her.

[haze555ful]

@S8LAD If you're an American you'd be encouraging him to make more fun of her!! She's ridiculous!!

[amitysea]

"Geez...aw shucks, thanks. Now what I am I going to talk about?"

[forgottenmemories63]

Just another Miss South Carolina Moment for Palin ! :D

[fastedu1]

he's roasting her...lmao

[fastedu1]

remarkable women? ahhahahahahhahahahhahahahah 2 dollar hoe

[romanticspirit]

He has so many wonderful things to Say He can go on and on How Nice Sarah is well loved over there!!!

[kasuvanu]

he doesn't want her to talk

[indiana1977]

"Governor Palin" So she keeps this title even though she quit halfway through to profit from her "notoriety" with ghostwritten books and cancelled reality TV shows?

[bvwRedux]

Of current global and American politicians it is clear that Obama is a far more polarizing figure than Palin. The American elections of 2010 demonstrated that resoundingly.

[bvwRedux]

Complementary fact 3: The greatest inventor of words in English was the world's greatest playwright William Shakespeare. The Bard of Avon is said to have invented at least 1700 words and phrases most in use today. Like Shakespeare's words, Palin's invention of a word: "refudiate" will be a permanent and useful addition to English.

[bvwRedux]

Complementary fact 2: Alaska has two international borders, those are with Canada and Russia, the only state with more than one. As Governor of Alaska, and in her service on State advisory boards before being Governor, Palin did in fact have international negotiation experience on energy and fishing issues with both Canada and Russia. And it is so that from the westernmost islands of Alaska one can see the easternmost islands of Russia. She could indeed see Russia from her State.

[bvwRedux]

The introduction was good all in all. Some facts that are complementary to it: Palin had to step down as Governor because that's state laws did not protect the State from bearing a few millions of costs defending a Governor from a unending string of nuisance law suits -- all found to have no merit -- brought against her Governorship, and her aides. Palin stepped down to protect the taxpayers of Alaska from the burden of the vexatious litigators, the ankle-biting Palin haters.

[4shys2]

@bvwRedux she has a very forgiving spirit also,willingness to work for and alongside a man she deeply felt was a called terrorist. world leaders should work together with so much going on in this world.bring parties together to solve world crisis!

[krypton36kr8380]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[EaterOfBoners]

Sweet jesus, so freaking hot. It's been said so many times, but man I want to bone that. Maybe it's the glasses and that sort of "librarian" look. I'd give anything for one passionate, sweaty, and coma induced night of hot sex. Arun, step out of my dreams and into my bed, you gorgeous slice of heaven.

[kanawa]

What exactly do you think was wrong with this?

The guy was having some fun while being gracious and complementary.

both in the introduction and during the follow-up Q&A

In desperate attempts to confirm your own prejudices, you reveal your own thin-skin.

[pilobious]

Sista Sarah lied to their face when she said she was against "big government bailouts" - Americans know she and McCain adamantly supported TARP in 2008.

In fact, the famous pink-sweater word salad Couric interview was her trying to explain TARP.

It was funny as hell though.

And she lied about the Bridge to Nowhere too.

[jpeditor]

I have never heard such an impolite introduction; Mr. Poorie obviously has no class and no intellect. The audience obviously found Mr. Poorie, Editor-in-Chief of India Today to be a complete boor and a fool and aside from being an illiterate, plagiarist, this will be HIS legacy: Obamunist Tool.

[amitbarfs]

@jpeditor

palin's hick supporters are gonna be disappointed that she is just doing these speeches for money and is not going to be president. the only thing she is good at running is her mouth!

i am a socialist and i think Obama is very rightwing.

[jpeditor]

@amitbarfs "i am a socialist and i think Obama is very rightwing." Socialists are wimps too afraid to pick up a gun and be real communists. You just run your stupid mouth and stay back at the barricades and you won't be hurt.

[amitbarfs]

@jpeditor

Sarah Palin is such a cunt.

[rollingstoner100]

@jpeditor

1. He's not illiterate... In fact, as an Indian, he most likely speaks multiple languages!

2. Sarah Palin used this conference to try and prove something... They used her for publicity... And he had great fun (as I would) giving her a real roast and a baptism of fire in international speaking.

3. Not everyone who dislikes Sarah Palin is an "Obamunist Tool"... Most people who dislike her are so removed from American politics that they can simply see her for what she is.... A moron!

[jpeditor]

@rollingstoner100 a/ he's a plagiarist. Look it up. b/ She was invited; if he wanted to roast her, he should have asked his wife to give him his balls for the night and tell Palin ahead of time. Lots of people will attend a roast. (c) Most people who say they dislike her AND admit they are "so removed from American politics" reveal themselves for what they are: POLITICAL MORONS. / fixed it.

[skipjak06]

patronizing sexist, isn't he? likes to hear himself talk, too- what a garulous windbag

but all those people didn't come to hear Arun, did they?

Is this the example of Indian courtesy to an invited speaker?

BTW, following video shows she ATE HIS LUNCH

sweetly

bless his heart

[GBJ83]

@skipjak06 i think they all turned up to laugh at sarah palin. i mean come on roasting her stupidity isnt confined to america. have a sense of humour. no normal indian is going to actually want to listen to what she has to say, they are waiting for her to make one of her usual fails so they can post it on youtube. she has no class and they see that, so they took the opportunity to take the piss. Its fair game when she calls his publication part of the Lamestream Media or whatever

[naveclipsys]

this dumbo was not the force behind tea party..It was Dr. Ron Paul.

[rte148]

omg, is she that dumb not to know she's being mocked?

rhetorical question

[corydig]

This Is How (UN) Smart The Clown Obama IS ==> Unemployment RISES IN 351 METRO (USA) AREAS The Associated Press Friday, 18th 2011

[schizoidchimp]

@corydig yes the current economical climate is ALL OBAMAS FAULT

[corydig]

@schizoidchimp THE RECESSION ended, YES ENDED, in August 2009! SO....... What we are experiencing is 100% Obama! 

[schizoidchimp]

@corydig no, it's the companies not feeling the need to hire to make a profit. you're a retard.

[jpeditor]

@schizoidchimp NO it's companies uncertain of how much further Øbowmao will destroy our economy that is holding hiring down.

[schizoidchimp]

@jpeditor lmfao go back to watching glenn beck you catchphrase-spouting retard

[JackiesBrother]

Just as some are born to lead, many are born to follow. It's about time Hussein Obummer started following Sarah, at least her advise!

[JacobTheIndoAmerican]

@Water4Jeremiah Terrorist? Indians are the once that gets attacked by terrorist dumbass.

[schizoidchimp]

@Water4Jeremiah oh i get it cos theyre brown right lol ur FUNNY

[jpeditor]

@Water4Jeremiah you're an illiterate racist pig. Americans love Palin. Go back in your cave.

[JacobTheIndoAmerican]

@Water4Jeremiah You might be a retard...

[Water4Jeremiah]

@JacobTheIndoAmerican And the truth is stranger than fiction. You're the one with feathers in your hair doing a raindance, and you call me a retard? (lol) Keep making that money, material boy, it'll save that soul of yours in the end.

[justlilyanne]

Is this India's version of "The Onion." LOL

[1trojantjl]

Mrs. Palin for world leader.

[bjphysics]

Is Trig Palin, Sarah’s baby or Bristol’s baby? Have they posted Trig’s birth certificate online? Does anybody know? Posting Trig’s longform online and letting document experts examine it would clear this whole thing up.

[ImHappynBP]

Just look at the hatred shown by these people posting. Why?

[milo066]

I wonder who wrote the speech? Snowmobile he said?

[cyoohoos]

Her tweets are reproduced as news. He pretty much trashed the media in America. And she won't refudiate that, either.

[wewatch007]

And the comedy continues... Umm India, you can have the "Fruit Cake" of America!

[grainnegrau]

that was a hilarious intro. the joke is on sarah and she doesn't even know it!

[jpeditor]

@grainnegrau The joke is on you; she had more class than the idiot who introduced her and compared her to the "eloquence of the Teleprompter-reading islamo-marxist" from Illinois who is destroying America and supports the terrorist who would destroy India as well as America. Mr. Poorie is proof positive you don't have to live in the U.S. to be a brain-addled moron who sucks up to islam and the far left.

[Landyrapp]

@grainnegrau, either you are ignorant, or you were watching this vid with your head up your arse...there was nothing wrong with the intro, but rather it was a fair summation of her abilities and accomplishments, which obviously have you torqued for some reason.

[Auggie56]

Palin West 2012'.

[StormCat3513]

She is so dumb and my reading some of the comments, so are her supporters. HE WAS MAKING FUN OF HER YOU MORONS...LMAO!

[jpeditor]

@StormCat3513 Are you laughing now as Øbowmao runs to Brazil, golf and picks his Final 4 while the world is blowing? Are you laughing now after 21 months of this islamo-marxist having trashed our economy and destroyed our relations with our allies and sucked the rear ends of our enemies? KEEP LAUGHING ON THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE.

[ArtistBet]

@jpeditor What does anything you commented have to do with this video? It's totally irrelevant. Furthermore, you shouldn't be spitting lies. Everything you just mentioned are lies and shows how weak your mind is. Your mind is full of lies; moreover, you have no proof. I once thought like you, until I grew up and decided not to believe everything I hear in the elevator.

[amitbarfs]

@jpeditor

don't get me wrong, i rip on sarah palin all the time and marvel at the fact that my hamster is smarter than her, but still, i would jizz all over her face. very smokin' hot.

[StormCat3513]

@jpeditor Your so stupid you don't even realize how stupid you are. You sound like you been sucking the Koch bros.

No, she is laughing at her supporters who are in the unemployment line while she sucks up all the money from her ignorant supporters.

Repukes are just angry because they failed themselves so historically and pathetically because of greed, myopia, and a penchant to lying. Such small men and women they are. Shrunken souls. Degenerate values. They live and breed on fear and envy.

[StormCat3513]

@jpeditor Hey , teabagger! How's that jobs thing going and that smaller government you yahoo's were yelling about?

[jpeditor]

@StormCat3513 The only people who say "Tea Baggers" are TEA-BAGGEES. Are you a "friend" of Anderson Cooper? As for jobs, IS IT 2012 YET? PS - if Boehner would cut as he promised, (and the Senate stops acting like Ø's toadies). maybe we'll have some improvement

[DevTisFilm]

sarah is worst and terrible.. you can't hear from her..

she is great leader... she is a terrible..and badly leader...

[Congakeystone]

"Sarah Palin India Visit - Reactions from "Real Indians" Now, THAT is the YouTube video to watch. It gives a clear picture of the views of individual folks from India about Palin.

[tawnyjones1]

Gorgeous Gov. Sarah Palin gave a great speech. They love her in India.

[nicolelecompte1969]

I love that this man sees the best in Sarah Palin. He warms my heart..:-)

[SammyCool321]

She has nearly 3 million followers/friends on facebook. Not 1.5million!

[tommyrc1990]

Haha he made an awkward joke! I'm sure governor Palin rocked it