"Full Metal Jacket" in 5 Seconds

[MrPrinceSanta]

what i heard is private pie

[DragonsREpic]

"Full Metal Jacket" in 5 Seconds, 5 Seconds, 5,5,5,seconds, seconds........not exaclly 5 seconds lol

[TheAngryCars]

"Don't forget your fuckin name"

[MrAlfabravo6]

i dont remember the name sir :okay:

[Cry4MeBro]

Is it me or is this longer then five seconds?

[PerryPantha]

FRIVATE PYLE

[candyflippy]

überscheiße -.-

[omgitsduane]

Holy shit, he says it a lot.

[Weed4Hours]

LOL

[herrdruhl]

50 fucking seconds!! 50 fucking seconds!!

[Dakkapow]

someone has pyles

[taronson15]

PYLE! PYLE! PYLE! PYLE! PYLE!

[TheMishieee]

longest 5 seconds ever

[MegaTslam]

press 5 for private pyle.

[xMvPVideos]

sorry, what was his name again? i didn't hear it the last 100 times.

[Dabigbang69]

private...what again?

[TheHopefulCrescent]

only half of the movie.

[iGrxnchGB]

Did You Forget Your Fucking Name! L0L

[uDivinity]

It should of ended when he blows his own head off in the toilets

[BassGuitarGuy128]

@uDivinity

He does?

[MCLemonyfresh]

@uDivinity fuck man, guess I shouldn't have watched this youtube video, never seen the movie and now thanks to this top rated comment i know the ending. oh well

[TheLegendOfMegaMan]

@MCLemonyfresh Actually you now know something that happens in the film...

It's not the ending tho, just the end of Act 1, Please go and watch the film, it's one of the VERY BEST war films ever made and a Kubrick classic.

[MCLemonyfresh]

@TheLegendOfMegaMan alright then, I'll definitely give it a watch. thanks for letting me know, good to hear that he didn't give away the end

[Luckasaurus]

@uDivinity SPOILERALERTPLEASE!

[Dominatorxxx]

that video is awesome! pyle, pyle, pyle pyle, you forget your fucking name?

[allrockirwin23]

I thought he was going to upset him so much that he was going to shoot him and then kill himself.

Still pretty fucking funny

[Shatefy]

i love this :D

[EnzoBrunoBR]

wheres the suicide scene ?

[AntiHOrginization]

0:28 hese saying "PRIVATE PIE!"

[DeliciousPoop]

worst video title EVER

[Sterlng]

I wouldn't mind seeing Pyle blow the instructor away at the very last part of the video :)

[pillowsinmypants]

seconds 5 you nigger dumb wasn't that

[ryan99317]

You should have called this- Pvt Pyle!

[Xdeser1]

private pyle just sounds like random jibberish to me now

[killapoons]

hmm...there sure is a pyle going on here

[sunnypop28]

youtube.com/watch?v=GUrqLhbfje­o youtube.com/watch?v=Juy4af7TI3­g



[GrantHussles]

ⓝⓘⓖⓖⓔⓡ

[iLikeToSeeBoobies]

nigger



[GrantHussles]

That wasnt dumb nigger you 5 seconds

[iLikeToSeeBoobies]

that wasnt 5 seconds you dumb nigger



[kingklabe]

Ten times longer than I anticipated.

[jo1italianstyle]

rabber pils

[LorentzenProduction]

Hhahahahaha, Did you forget your fuckin name.

[onecoolcat141]

gomer pyle, pyle pyle x60 PYLE...SIR YES SIR , did you forget your fucking name! LOL

[911littlebrother]

ya and what about the part where(spoiler alert) pile smokes his ass(end spoiler alert)

[Oasis11204]

LMAO

[ArmChairHero1]

I watched this for at least 30 seconds before I was like "hey what the fuck?"

[LoneWolfRambo37]

5 x the calculation of our chances of survival = 50 seconds?

[Lamatification]

@LoneWolfRambo37 You mean the chances of survival are 10?

[Kipkat13]

I liked the part where he said Private Pyle.

[MorticonZX]

Bribatmile!

[MrMushroom123]

how does a 5 seconds video turn out 10x longer?

[onecoolcat141]

ROFL

[xrdxex]

who the hell taught you to count...you overshot 5 seconds by well I dont know about 45 seconds

[xWAKIZASHIx]

This is great!!!

[higgy999]

50 seconds and only half the movie/??? this is FAIL

[XYXZF]

One does not simply make a 5 second movie that actually lasts 5 seconds.

[JOA390]

i just heard "fry the pile"

[L0zz0]

I wonder what was in his private pile?

[deusmementomori6]

Sounds like Rabbit Bile after a while

[pkeropl0x]

I like the part where he says, Cheese".

[perropeppe]

0:25 Pyle went black for a few seconds

[evilstephen902]

@perropeppe That was Pvt. Snowball.

[KR1T1C4LZ]

@perropeppe no silly, that was snowball :P

[Disembow1280]

@perropeppe That was Snowball.

[sondre2409]

@Disembow1280 *Private snowball

[Disembow1280]

@sondre2409 :P

[ThaQuickON3]

35 people forgot their fucking name...

[toalazlo6]

PRIVATE PILE!

[therumble32]

Around 46 times damn

[ilovwinning]

@invader891 you multiply by 10

[mangos420]

you should have ended it with him blowing his brains out

[backspacecows01]

Nice job on the video. A great movie too. This made me laugh and laugh. Thanks.

[jessexchrono]

private pie private pie private pie private pie private pie private pie private pie private pie private pie

[StopmoDave]

Anyone keeping count?

[Satrvlr]

I didn't catch the name right, what is it again?

[InContemplation]

For a moment I thought he said "Private Bile"

[Thief8Bit]

@InContemplation for a moment, I thought he was saying "Fry McVile."

[Cheesetasetsgood]

I Love the first half of his movie!! =D <3

[unicornterds]

I think he likes private Pyle.

[sbdalltheway]

this isnt 5 seconds, just saying

[DarKKnightt07]

After a while it sound like private pie lol

[whistleblown]

great job on the video, dont mind these stupid haters

[MrMarcialjimenez]

SPOILER (u serious?)

it could be much more funnier if u put the part where he shoot the guy and then blow his head :D

[invader891]

how does 5 turn into 50

[gianis666]

@invader891 5 turns into 50 for very large values of 5

[Longdart11]

@invader891 When this video is friggen epic

[khamhul]

@invader891 by adding a 0

[FuzzyBBA]

@invader891 ... TYPO!... left off the 0...

[theawesomestawesomer]

@invader891 You're new here, aren't you?

[Balmung32]

@invader891

Multiplying by 10.

[legoguyfilms]

@Balmung32 Exactly

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@invader891 You could add 45 to it. Or multiply it by 10. Hope I helped. (trollololollollollol)

[ihusmal1234]

@invader891 you multiply by 10

[mrserjmalakian]

DRIVE IT FILE

[Zaneboettcher]

I love how after some of the scenes his face just changes drastically hahaha.

[LawrenceSouljah]

Ya'know there was a second half to this movie.

[RyanChristianJGL]

PRIVE IT PILE! 

[Indojackal]

do you know what a second is?

[stevemcoo1]

private pile said 5..000 times

[Juanchopepe86]

try counting how many times he says pyle

[TheRaizenLegend]

@Juanchopepe86 i got 48 counts :P

[arikanno]

what was that fat psycho's name?

[xiBeastyGam3Rix]

his name used to be Pvt. Lawrence.. but then he took a drill sergeant to the face

[9Jez0]

@xiBeastyGam3Rix Tryhard?

[mega3picfall95]

@xiBeastyGam3Rix no just no

[modiby]

and then he kills himself.

[Arcoxiaify]

omg i actually see 0:50 not 5s ... idiot

[DragonMoth34]

play it again> i didnt hear what he said.

[YouAssassinTube]

not 5 seconds.

[TheRhinehart86]

Whats funny, the boot camp is only like half the movie. Ask people about this movie and they have no idea that half of it actually takes place in Vietnam.

[bdaleypsu]

5 seconds? Err, the video is 50 seconds long...

[lonrot]

This video would have been perfect if you put the clip where he shots himself at the end. I'm kinda dissapointed.

[ConnorGotsTheFilms]

Private who?

[1999samtheman]

that wasn't 5 seconds

[RangerDanger117]

Did you forget your fuckin name?

[Dankniggah420]

50* seconds

[DevilDude912]

@Dankniggah420 not to mention not actually saying anything meaningful about the movie, like where pile snaps right after that and shoots him, or the whole second half of the movie set in vietnam.

[MyselfDieElenden]

This haves more than 5 seconds...

[RoboRandy1]

Needs moar Pvt. Pyle.

[42Robotnik]

you forgot the part where pyle killed him

[Ghost3141265]

If he forgot his name.. just listen to this video a few times over and he'll get it again.

[UnsoundGiraffe]

Fried with bile?

[minrah]

hes name was Robert Paulson....

[BlackZodMaster]

Rabbit Pile

Rabbit Pie

What?

[789123456789]

I think hes calling Private Pyle.

[SyScript]

Private Pyle

Private Pie

Private Bile

Private Kyle

Private File

0:27-Rabbit Pile

[baggen44]

@SyScript lmao xD

[professionalkillergk]

private who?

[PromDizzle]

Private Pile is it?

[xdxdoom]

lol do people realize the in 5 second video is a meme now? that means it doesn't have to be 5 seconds, because the sentance has taken on a whole different meaning. This is now a parody, and if you can't get that from flipping through all of the videos that arn't in 5 seconds you should make one yourself, see if you can make a 5 second video that is entertaining and is an accurate parody of the movie it was made from

[ralman20154]

confused, not only is it half the movie, but also 50 sec. haha, not bad though, must've taken awhile

[EpiphoneSunburst2]

I fucking loved that :P



[mardo113]

....private pile of what?

[shnarbulls]

i like the part where he says private pyle

[AGreedyTree]

@shnarbulls awww i was just about to say that but you beat me to it.

[carrottopsisco1]

@shnarbulls pile* the nickname was to call him fat.

[evilstephen902]

@carrottopsisco1 Pyle*

[carrottopsisco1]

@evilstephen902 mm, had to look it up.. it makes more sense to be pile though. i wonder now if pyle worked in that way.

[TheCrazyFinn]

Would have been better, if he'd shot himself in the end. =P

[lucastanley84]

Genial!!

[dahaka293]

Private who?

[iwasonceawizard]

i wonder who he was talking to...

[mcard1d]

I would have made a 5-second video of FMJ which would be the 'suck a golf ball through a garden hose' speech, then Private Pyle blowing his head off in the toilets. They're the two main bits I remember. Great film though.

[PerryPantha]

FRIVATE FYLE!

[bmsmith1991]

It was obvisiouly a typo. Dumb idiots.

[darknessdel454]

longest 5 seconds of my life

[XatechChaos]

PRIVATE PYLE

[Ac220404]

Dude, will people shut up with the "That's not five seconds!" responses. These are big cracks on movies in brief moments. Why would you think the title is where it gets serious?

[woodlefoof2]

in the army the term gomer pyle when used on a member is someone who needs to be pushed more than most

[Xdeser1]

The word pile has absolutely no meaning to me now......

[grasspubes32]

Sweet Beat 0:16

[Bouncer246]

I think he said Private Pile.

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@Bouncer246 Implying a pile of shit hahahah

[jiujitsufighter123]

@Bouncer246 private pile of shit exactly...

[benry200]

@Bouncer246 no he said private pyle.. you didnt hear him right. lol

[americanpsycho93]

Im sorry...what was his name again?

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@americanpsycho93 Private Pile

[chrisdrage1]

i think time is broken

[TheSp0rki]

movie gets boring after training

[xXSgtWolfXx]

@TheSp0rki your comment gets boring after laying my eyes upon it.

[jafro8]

i was hoping it showed you his suicide at the end, that would have been fucking hilarious

[biancaahhhh]

And then they were dead.

[TheSuperEricWarshot]

I kinda liked the part where he said Private Pyle.

[Bombedralewis]

PRIVATE WORKINGKLASS!!! DO YOU MEAN TO TEL ME YOUR SO FUCKING STUPID YOU CANT TELL 50 SECONDS FROM 5 SECONDS!!! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 25!!!

[ChicagoProdigy]

Did you measure time with the metric system or something?

[ShitMovies2000]

@ChicagoProdigy That doesn't make any fucking sense.

[dakielster]

if you listen closely at 0:12 you can here someone say.....(wait for it)... PRIVATE PYLE!!

[6868818]

Press 4 for PVT. PYLE!!!!!!

[ishy270]

what was his name again ?

[LOVESxTOxNELF]

lol... YOUR FORGET YOUR FUCKING NAME? the end.

[redshark618]

This video was 45 seconds too long

[TheSonomaDude]

@redshark618 Good for you, you can count?