Margaret Cho - ITOTIW Part 5A/10

[hardtechnoboy]

If Margaret's Cho's vagina is as dirty as her mouth, Gwen has her work cut out for her.

[Adski92]

It's not 'WASH'...it's 'WAAAAAAAAAUUUUUSSHH'. I wanna meet Gwen! LOL at her impersonation of straight dudes.

[Adski92]

HAH, MAH NAME IS GWEN, I'M HERE TO WAAAAAAAUUUUUSSSHH YER VAGINA!

[entertainme151]

I can't stop watching this over and over again. This is my favourite Margaret Cho clip ever. There is not enough times I can repeat "HI MY NAME IS GWEN I'M HERE TO WAAAAUSH YER VAGINA" in my head.

[MMMonster93]

I think about this wayy too much, more than a normal human being should

[AceInSpace14]

HI MY NAME IS GWEN I'M HERE TO WAAAAAAAAAAUSHHHHH YOUR VAGINA !

[WhoahItsMusic]

this is terrible.

[Cantantaranta]

@WhoahItsMusic much like yourself

[robhufford3437]

Her impression of her mother is hilarious.

[seattletaytay]

'TORDS THE LAHT...'

[prettypisces1983]

18 people need to WAAAARRRRSSSHHHH their vaginas! lmfao

[poison8774]

@margaretcho I was @ ihop & the waitress @ table next 2 me, right when I looked down for 2 sec 2 cut N2 my food, I hear Hi my name is Gwen...almost choking I finished the sentence N my head..& I'm here 2 wosh UR V..then I slowly looked up 2C what this Gwen looked like!!LOL

[tweethang1]

18 people don't like to wash here vaginas

[MrDekodancer]

i was waushing a giant vagina! lmmfao!

[kaorimaiko]

lmao Hi my name is Gwen and I'm here to... wait... oh shit my name really is Gwen....

I am NOT here to wash your vagina!!!

lmao

[coltonbolton41]

16 people dont like washing vaginas

[wingdroid]

MARGARET CHO.....YOURA STAR!!!!!!!!!

[magicpet]

Wasn't the President of Disney back then Mike Eisner? That would explain alot.

[LikMyFace]

I have been looking for this forever! I watched it once and never found it again. I'm here to waassssh you vagina! Love it!

[333Anamara333]

im gonna go to my bf and say HI my name is Gwen, I'm here to WAAAAWWSSSHHHH YER VAGINA!!!!!

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

Is this shit for real cause it is hilarious?!

[matboy891]

@MichaelMorbius4ever i think i t really is true. Or else she is realyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good at making up stories up lol. i do know that she had that show american girls though

[MasterAquaTerraVen]

likes she's going to beat my vagina against a rock LMFAO fav part

[ihavesexforhappymeal]

I had the misfortune of having roomates that blasted this dvd when I couldn't leave the apartment.

"Hello, my name is Gwen. I'm here to waaauuuuuuuush your vagina." was not only the only funny thing she said, but it caught me off guard and I laughed hysterically.

30 seconds later she ran into (literally) into the ground.

[citylitess]

lolz, you have to feel sorry for GWEN. But that was AMAZING.

[Cre8iveN8ive]

"Hyello, my name is Gwen. I'm here to waaawwwssshhhhhh yer Vagina" One of the most epic and memorable quotes in stand-up comedy history.

[jtarantula3390]

when she runs back

[ladyvee7110]

I've been looking everywhere for this routine.

[RebelFanzel]

I want to meet Gwen just to see if she does say that outside the hospital!

[charley1999]

i did that to my sister.. Hi my name is Gwen and I"m here to waaash your vagina

[WhiteElvenDragon]

I can't believe I've repeated this video like 10 times already. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Margaret CHO is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! "I'm already having a bad day. I don't need 'HEELLLLOOOO My name is Gwen. I'm here da WAAAAAUUUUUUSH your vagina'"

[celinishlove]

"your rocked me" i died

[AddictedtoBlistex]

"...cuz.... you pee blood, so... later."

[JAWSHOEWAA]

I love when she laughs at her jokes <3

[JRRDPR]

aT LEAST gWEN HAPPENED TO GIVE MARGARET NEW MATERIAL TO CHEW ON..-))LOVE HER HUMOR.

[athenadesirae]

No i'm not, i'm sorry, no I'm not, i'm sorry!! HILARIOUS!!!

[athenadesirae]

OH MAH GOD, IM HAVING A NIGHTMARE!!

[originalbitches]

''Hey GWEN you really rocked me, I could not gt it that clean at home. Fuck ya you could eat of that shit. Do you have a card?''

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[originalbitches]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is my first time sheeing MARAGET and its honestly not the last time. WOW.

I fell in love. So funny.

[hotwaiter]

My name is Gwen and I'm here to waaaaaaaaush your vagina.

I don't ever want to hear that...ever.

haha that cracks me up.

[SundanceCrave]

"i cannot get it that clean at home." lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao!!!!

[Mike6E]

"MAHHRGRET CHOOOO: YOU'RE A STAHHH!" That puts me in hysterrics every single time I hear it. Lmfao. Margaret is so funny - Thanks for posting.

[GoldenFrog]

@Mike6E same here! just something about the way she says "you're a star!!!" cracks me up! each and every time! it's just so dramatic, loud, and hilarious! so glad i'm not the only one who finds that line so freakin funny.

[fisherroastedpeanut]

" i tell you story i tell you story i tell you story i tell you story!!"

[magicalkittycat]

lmfao

HAAAH MAH NAME IS GWEN

[HitomiKarasu]

I really wanna go up to someone on the street and say "Hi, my name is Gwen, I'm here to WAAAAWWSSSHHHH YER VAGINA!"

[tictacs9413]

lol, amen XD

[Karliang]

What a coincidence! So do I!!!

[Kitteepaws90]

@HitomiKarasu LMFAO!!

[darkangelghost69]

@HitomiKarasu Done it. XD

[svetrude]

@HitomiKarasu I'm gonna do that tomorrow, I'm fearless!!

[highrollerg22]

@HitomiKarasu funny thing is after watching this my friends and I would do drive bys and scream that at random people on the street. goodtimes lol

[felavickie]

She was not on her period, Idiot! Her kidneys collapsed because of a diet.. Dude, ... you already said she was horrible... why are you watching this again..? Don't you have better things to do? like watching things that you like.. or you just want attention?

[AidanChaos]

@SickScumedia Probably more intelligent than you, seeing as she said nothing about her period idiot.

[HiroyukiNishino]

"This is the best mother's day ever!

oh there was one mother's day that was a little bit better."

[kumagorox3]

"and i make fun of my mother...a little bit."

[aftereight01]

I was washing out towards the light!!!!! OMG The whole set was hilarious.

[Semirhage666]

Like she's gonna beat my vagina against a rock.

[stefanheikel]

What if Gwen saw this?!

[UltraViolet93]

she would probably say "no more vagina wassssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssshing for her!"

[Arricinar]

....But not right away, probably like a few hours later while shes washing someone elses vagina....

[ArtFreak17]

Epically funny, wonderful imagery!

(My friend showed me a clip of a music video, "Jizz In My Pants" the same day I watched this show... two an two together... l.m.a.o.)

[LianneRose18]

LMAO'Do you ever think she just says it automatically'

'Like she's not even at the hospital'

/dies laughing

[brandon0820]

LOL! OMG I LOVE THIS!

[GAP4EVER]

"Hi my name is Gwen, I'm here to waaaaaaaaaaaaaaash yo' vagina."

[seattletaytay]

"I washin it...towards the Light...."

[Ksjct]

hi ma name is gwen im here to waaaaash you vagina!!!! i was laughing so hard

[david030491]

"Hi, my name is Gwen and i'm here to waaaaaaaaaash your vagina; oh, sorry, no i'm not. I'm not. I'd like to renew my driver's license" Ahahahahaha.

[coyotegurl65]

Its not wash.

Its WAWSHHHHUHHHH. xD

[kokocheng]

i'm gunna wash yooooo vagina !

[Dav68Chs]

The best!!

[gyqz]

I don't have a vagina, but I wouldn't want to hear that!!! LMFAO!!!!

[TheChadness127]

"Hello! I'm here to waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuusss­shhh your vagina! :)"

Super lol!!

[orangebabeofpower]

I was laughing so hard I was crying. Poor Gwen must have a terrible life.

[Mermann87]

yes poor gwen :(

[gebuhay]

ROTFFLMAO

[fmakar]

Hi ma name is Gwen n im here to waauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush yo vagina

[goodguy630]

"It's not wash. It's WAAAAUUUUUSSSSSHHHH!"

[adriandoher]

it just makes her respectable because you know where she comes from, so you feel the jokes more familiar.

[korndawg559]

like she's going to be at my v agina aginst a rock???

[Klolo]

I'm a little sad...I heard this part on her drunk with power album...

it's still funny though...

[bennyjunge]

same... n that time it was coz she had kidney stones...

[luvmuzik03]

All comedians do this. They change their material every few months or so...

Yeah Drunk with power was funny, I like the ITOTIW version tho, hilarious!

[seattletaytay]

"tooowwards the lat..."

[auntdevil]

"Hello. My name is Gwen. I'm here to wash your vaginia."

This is Margaret's "What does a yellow light mean?" HYS-terical.

[LAfashionistaXD]

Actually you're right awesomeness, it is WWAAAAAAAAAAARRSSSSSSSHHH

[VampireKat13]

"I love you but I'm not in love with you but you pee blood so later" xD

[chevychase]

This is the funniest comedy routine EVER!

[UltimoLatino]

Yeah um... NO! I mean I love margaret cho but seriously... come on, when you consider the legendary names in the world of comedy you cant make that statement.

[luvmuzik03]

Yeah I agree...She's my comedic hero nonetheless...

She does fly under the radar though.

Give it a few years and she'll be a legend to all.

[crosseyed55]

man i almost cried for her when she mentioned her "hollywood" life. i probably would have killed myself after all that criticism. she is lol, somewhat of a role-model hahahaha when it comes to that area. MC!!

[luvmuzik03]

She's so cute.

[LAfashionistaXD]

My favorite part is where she imagines gwen accidentally saying "hi my name is gwen im here to waaaaash your vagina" at the DMV

[awesomeness73]

It's not "waaaaash" it's WAAAAARSH

[rawrmifami13]

never, EVER, eat while wathing the part when she stars with gwens alarm clock, i just got so much shit in my laptops keyboard, hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!­!

[TheChadness127]

You were eating shit?

[luvmuzik03]

dumb joke...u kno what they meant

[hinatsu1]

I freakin love her!

[dressbenblue]

I'm so greatful that she was able to get her life back, because in my opinion, she is extremely funny, and we need more funny things in the world right now :)

[h0bbitatheart]

Agreed.

[creativeatheart]

i make fun of my mother a little bit (cough, a big bit!)

BRILLIANT SHOW!

[masameus]

How often do you need to renew your driver's licence in the United States?

[h0bbitatheart]

Masameus- It varies state to state. I lived in Minnesota, and you had to renew it every 4 years. I now live in South Carolina, and my license is good for 10 years.

[0dour]

whiteteddy i know what you mean, she's the only comedien who has ever made me laugh

[willteddy09]

this is the first time i can truly say this made me LMAO! i mean seriously this is kinda gross but there was snot all over my screen as soon as she said the "My name is gwen...." line! a million stars i would rate if i could!

[nissin917]

LOVE her mom facials!!!

[teamrocfan]

umm the washing your vagina joke was kinda recycled... but it's pretty funny when she starts yelling."WAARRRSHHHH your vagina!!!" lol

[airrocketdown]

Well, sure. But Gwen was changed a lot. She was more reserved originally. Also, the show she used that for originally wasn't such a big venue, so not too many people really knew the bit until this show.

[maggotout4KILL]

LOVE HER!

[putasuzia]

like she's gonna beat my vagina against a rock LOL

[BadBoi324]

Hello, my name is Gwen, I'm here to waaaaaaaaarsh your vagina

[Pillowchii]

WAAAAAAWWRRRSSSSHHHHH!!

[engelty26]

Hi I am here to wash your dick.

[craigposki]

Hello I am here to waaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhh your ass.

[theoldgirl88]

Gwen: OHMAGAWD! I WAS HAVIN A NIGHTMARE! I love the say she said "Oh my God, you're a STAR!" Margaret Cho rocks my face off!

[frcombi]

why was this marked as spam??

[Da6xy4ever]

LMAO I LOVE GWEN!!!

lol lol lol

[wowapsu3]

Im not even watching just listening and I cannot stop laughing. Im literally crying. I love her!

[xsweeterthancandyx]

I think that Margaret is very beautiful. She doesn't need to lose any weight.

[DONSATANAS]

jajajajaja, she is so funny

[Cizzam]

Margaret.

Why do you need to lose weight?

I think you're a beautiful person!

[giveafuckdont]

I totally agree but she's lost it already anyway, so, great for her I believe

[apexpark]

I LOVE HER!!!!

[giveafuckdont]

I know, she's so stupidly talented XD

[dearmissrockstar]

"HIII!!! MY NAME IS GWEN! I'M HERE TO WAAAAAAAASH YOUR VAGINA!!!" lol! My gay best friend George has been saying that every day for MONTHS!!! MONTH I TELL YOU!!! MONTHS!!!

[scaredypuppy]

She is still funny!

She's such a strong person, I admire her for it.

[hotwaiter]

I think her Assassin tour was awesome - she's still funny

[0dour]

She's so much lighter now, it's like the lighter she is the less funny she is because shes less happy!

[0dour]

She's funny. If you dont think she is then too bad

[Wackyfox]

There's a difference between an intelligent opinion and moronic criticism. =_=

She's funny. She USED to be funny, but now she's not.

[baddamom]

Lemme Wasssssshhhh your Vagina!!! hahahahaha. This is hiliarious!!!!

[dosun07]

im herre to wash your vagina. ahhahahaha. hello im herre to wasssssssh your vagina. dat one is sick funny.

[emiruxx]

You know what fuck you

[theronboy]

its all good if u dont like her, i dont kno how u cant tho..she is like totally kick ass i have watched this lots of times..in fact im laughing as i type this and im only listening, and i love gwen btw.

[ivxstevexvi]

i dunno man, her overly-repeating punch lines just turn me off to her performance, its like, ok your vagina needed washing...lets move on now. and oh yea, always use your cultural background as the fucking punch, that just gets to me. heres an idea, watch Bill Hicks...now there was a thinker. btw i respect everyones opinion, im just voicing mine.

[kuroi44]

You ever stop to think for a moment that maybe she was traumatized by the experience and that would explain why she's repeating it over and over again?

[frcombi]

jeff foxworthy is great too

[Kitteepaws90]

Well... what's the point of commenting on this vid then?

[Faint1321]

True. Very true. If you don't like it...move on. Find another video. Don't waste your time...or ours for that matter...cuz we all like her.

[RiotGrrrlGess]

lmao!!!!

[wperez]

i wonder if "Gwen" has seen this.

[ShadowLeo]

Hello! My name is Gwen, I'm here to waaaaaassssshhhhh your vagina!