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  • yo mama is so ugly she made onions cry 

  • Yo mama is so fat that I knew her all my life but I haven't seen ALL of her

  • Yo mamma so fat that when she was a kid, she sat beside EVERYBODY in class

  • Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't join facebook.

  • Yo mama so fat when she jumps, earth falls out of the solar system

  • yo mama so old she misses the first persons on Earth

  • yo mama so UGLY, she was REJECTED from the cast of JERSEY SHORE! !!!

  • @Reaverisgrovy dude thats kind of messed up

  • Your mama is so ugly when she gose to the science fair when they looked at her and prodicted it to be doomsday

  • Yo mama so ugly, your daddy gave her a hicky and got fur in his mouth.

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  • yo mama so fat and stupid when she went to court the gudge said order and she said a big mac and large fries

  • True Story Bro

  •  WTF

  • yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and broke it

  • no it goees more like this.....yo momma so FAT when she joined myspace...everyone HAD to switch to facebook cuz there wasnt any more room!

  • yo i was like WTH not WTF

  • Yo mama so fat not even Dora could explore her.

  • lame

    

  • Yo mama so fat when she joined my space her account got banned because she failed the terms and conditions of it being "my" "space"!

  • Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

  • Yo mama so nasty she mad right guard go left

  • yo mama is so fat when she steped on the other side of the boat every one thought they were in titanic

  • Should be the other way.

  • Yo mama so fat that when she mad a myspace account they had to triple the space!

  • harley birds so ugly, she joined MYSPACE i mean... EVERYONE SWITCHD TO FACEBOOK!!!!and harley bird says freakin bad words for MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yo momma so ugly that nobody gave her a blowjob

  • press 1 for yo mama

    press 2 for ugly

    press 3 for poeple puking

    press 4 for EVREYONE SWICTHED TO FACEBOOK

    press 5 for freakin sick bro

  • Your momma so fat she takes up all the room in my space

  • Yo mama so ugly goldfish didnt smile back o.e

  • yo mama so stoopid she went and myspace and sat on her computer

  • lol

    

  • yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!!!!:)

  • Yo mama so ugly she took a picture on her computer & the antivirus attack it because he thougth it was a virus

  • your mama so dumb that when you said you wanted to play call of duty shae got the phonebook and tried to find the number

  • yo mama so fat when she stept in a drip of water it became a new ocean!!!!

  • hopefully she dont join facebook or google+

  • ew her mouth was open on the first one!

  • Brody Brody Brody my moms gonna kick ur face in for talking about her

  • Yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionalls

  • she must be that ugly that even the computer thought she was ugly at 0:02

  • You should make a joke that summarizes all the other jokes!

  • Yo mama so fat that the Moon is getting closer to the Earth.

  • dont talk about my mom brody not cool

  • yo momma so fat when she joined myspace...

    she couldnt fit

  • Dont u mean melt

  • yo mammas so ugly when i poked her on facebook my finger began to burn

  • so thats why myspace died...

  • yo mama so stuipid she tells yo mama jokes to orphans

  • yo mama so stuipid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

  • Yo mama so STUPID

    She tought facebook was a book with faces!

  • yo mama so stupid she disliked one of your videos

  • So thats why myspace is a ghost town.

  • Yo mama so stupid she tells yo mama jokes to her own child!

  • yo mama so ugly the reason why myspace is dead is because her profile pic

  • yo mama so fat, that when she joined myspace, all the other accounts were abandoned because SHE TOOK UP TO MUCH SPACE!!

  • It's her space now.

  • yo mama so fat she went on my space everyone said "wheres my space?"

  • Yo mamma so fat, she holds every belt in the UFC, Strikeforce and Bellator.

  • yo mama is so ugly they just blocked her

  • thumbs up if this had always bin ur fav XD

  • Yo mama so fat, on Facebook to "poke" her, you use a bulldozer

  • yo mama so ugly when she walk into a computer store the computers ran away

  • Lol so funny if you saw the rude thing top right of the computer.

  • Yo mama so ugly that when she joined facebook it said "sorry you are unable to join we only accept people!"

  • I like the ending music. Where'd you make it?

  • your mama is so ugly duke nukem wont even hit her

  • yo mamas so fat god couldnt lift her spirits

  • welcome to the 21st century! lol

  • Yo mama so fat that when she first logged onto the internet, it crashed.

  • Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a matress store she slept on the floor

  • His voice is like Joe Swanson on family guy

  • Yo mama so ugly, She made Eminem say he was afraid

  • yo mama so ugly when she joined facebook everyone left because she came back

  • Yo mama so fat my space became no space

  • yo mama so ugly people hang her picture in their car so their radios won't get stolen

  • OKAY THIS ONE IZ GUD!!!!

  • Quit making jokes it's his job.

  • Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out the way

    Yo mama so fat she needs planning permission to sit down

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps in the sea the water jumps out

    Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last year, it's still printing

  • yo mama's so ugly when she went to the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"

  • your mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!!!

    your mama so ugly she went to a pet store and asked for a hot dog!

  • Yo mama so fat when she tried to get on the internet, oh wait she couldn't cuz she waz already worldwide! YEAH BUDDY WHAT NOWW

  • YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE TRIED TO SEE WHAT CELEBIRTY SHE LOOKED LIKE IT SAID SORRY YOUR TO UGLY TO SEE WHO YOU LOOK LIKE TRY AGAIN LATER OR DONT!

  • Your mama is so ugly when she joined Facebook, it became Book-it!

  • Yo

    Mama so ugly that's why the ailians live in space!!

  • Yo mama so lonely she wasn't even friends with TOM on myspace! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • press 21 alot

  • yo mama so ugly that when she joined Facebook everyone switch back to myspace!

  • @EP1KSHAOWZ That's cold bro

    

  • @ungd1 iknew I wasnt the only one to think that

  • is it just me or does this guy sound like joe from family guy

  • everyone should go to facebook but this is funny crap

  • yo mama so fat that the only letters she knew in the alphabet was KFC

  • yo mama so fat when she made a myspace the owner said you need more SPACE!!!

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  • Yo Mama so fat, she sits on a WWE sign, it turns to World Wrestling Entertainment!

  • yo momma is so black she gets a tattoo made out of chalk

  • @MrNick958 crap I read it

  • Yo momma so fat, whenever she takes a shit, Mario explorers a new galaxy.

  • yo mama so stupid when a robber stole her laptop she ran after him screaming YOU FORGOT THE CHARGER!!!

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  • I think the sick made her look better. XD

  • yo mama so ugly even hellokitty said goodbye

  • yo mama is so ugly that when i add her on facebook she gave me a virus

  • @KVHelp That is just fucking stupid.

  • @KVHelp im sorry this is a good yo mama joke but if she was so ugly why would you add her?

  • @KVHelp that would be yo mama so nasty

  • Your momma's soo stupid she got hit by a parked car

  • yo mama so fat she went to the beach the whales came out and started calling her momma

  • Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

    Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

  • when the computer threw up i was like wtf ?! and the thing was on good timing cause i was like 'wow good timing'

  • youre mama is so ugly when she makes a photo on fb she were banned :D

  • Ure mamas so old she has autographs off of Adam and eve

  • Yo mama so fat, when she created a facebook account, she needed 10 accounts to upload her profile picture! :))

  • Ure mamas so fat she has 3sizes extra large,jumbo and oh my god it's coming towards us

  • Ur momma is so ugly, tht when she joined MySpace, not even tom is her friend.

  • yo mama so fat there is no space dor her on myspace

  • yo mama is so ugly they deleted every dating site because she wanted a boyfriend

  • yo mama so fat she dont need google she already world wide

  • your mama so old she only on in the old floks home with a citizen discount

  • Your mama is so fat that when she joined Myspace she needed more space!

  • Shouldn't it be yo mommas so fat she joined myspace and now IT'S ALL HER SPACE or something like that

  • yo mama ,so ugly she entered an ugly contest and the people said sorry no proffestionals

  • Huh...so THAT'S why MySpace is deserted...

  • @jesuspaid4u whats wrong with you. This is a goddamn yo momma joke video, not church, go take that bullshit to some other video. Btw you people are the reason im athiest

  • i dont belive that

  • Yo mama so messed up she got called for off side.

  • sampsonmorell ok then i wont read that

  • yo mama so stupid she thought that there was actually one million sweets in millions

  • yo mama is soooo ugly when she took her pick on MySpace the page started having a error saying "UGLY MOMA error"

  • Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a halloween party people thought she was realy a monster!!

  • yo mam's so ugly that mc hammer took one look at her and said "i can't touch that!!

  • yo mama so fat when she went to take a shit she broke the toilet

  • yo mama so ugly tha she joined Facebook everyone switched to Twitter

  • I went here for the funny comments xD

  • Oh,so thats why eveyone left myspace.

  •  yyo momma So fat,she sat on a dollar and made four quarters! O O O O

    Quiksilver1211

  • Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.

  • yo mama she gives freddy crouger nightmares

  • Yo mama so ugly when she joined facebook everyone started tumblin

  • so i finally found out why they switched....

  • yo mama so stupid she thought 2 girls 1 cup was 2 girls eating icecream from 1 cup

  • ya mamma is so poor she put a cookie on layaway

  • yo momma so dum she called the fire brigade to water the plants

  • Yo momma so fat , Dora couldn't even explore her

  • You're mama's so fat that she forms her own web page

  • Yo mamas so UGLY that when she went in to burger king they say sorry no clowns aloud

  • Yo Mamas so fat my space couldn't fit her

  • yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and they ran out thinking she was a whale

  • WTF

  • Yo mama, soo fat she couldnt fit on myspace

  • press 3 to see vomit like crazy! =3

  • Your mama so fat it takes 10 jumb jet just to hold up her ass