Wanna be a pornstar?

[dhatje]

I think I would if I had to and if I passed the audition. I never knew what the roof of the taj mahal looked like until I saw this video ;0)

[chinwart]

@dhatje ha ha yeah m8, now you know lol :D thanks for watching bro!

[chinwart]

@KatieMarie94x Thanks Katie. Glad you liked it! Thanks for watching hun xx

[keeleeng]

So how much did it hurt when you took the sign off??

[chinwart]

@keeleeng ha ha nah i am really tough me m8! he he:D

[TheSunmanho]

Well, you say you don't wanna be a porn STAR, but what about uploading your private video films to a grassroots portal, like Xhamster? Lots of "normal" people do it. You can't earn money with it, but be part of a community, similar to Youtube. What do you think of that?

(sorry if this comes as a double-post, my Youtube had an error)

[chinwart]

@TheSunmanho Never heard of that m8! I still don't think i could do it! I wouldn't want my youtube subscribers stumbling across me in that.... position ha ha.

[TheSunmanho]

@chinwart

me neither...but lots of people do.

And if you are going to research Xhamster you will find that people upload tons of "commercial" porn also, but only "from fans for fans", like we Youtubers upload music videos and such. Nobody gets a penny from that. It's just because we love certain things. There is an "amateur" section but under the other tags you will find amateurs also. You'll notice the difference, hung like a meercat and such *wink*

[chinwart]

@TheSunmanho lol thanks for the info m8!

[TheSunmanho]

@chinwart

No sweat. We're all just keeping up the Youtube community spirit:-)

[ThatWeirdFatBloke]

Ill never be able to watch an episode of "Meerkat Manor" again without pissing myself laughing. Everytime they stand up, Ill have flashbacks of this vid... lol :)

But I must say well done mate, great vid, it really brightened my week up. You may be hung like a Meerkat, but you have MASSIVE balls doin this for the camera my friend, hahaha!!!

Speaking of embarrasing stuff, wait till you see an upcoming vid of mine :)

[chinwart]

@ThatWeirdFatBloke ah superb, look forward to it m8! Thanks for the cool pic on facebook, proper had me laughing! Hope your having a cool day!

[juiicyxoprincess]

Hahahahahahaha oh man... this just made my day

[chinwart]

@juiicyxoprincess yay, glad you liked it hunne :D Thanks so much for watching xx

[Coffeeandasliceolife]

Very good. Dare you to do that at half time, at a home game at the Stadium Of Light lol.

[chinwart]

@Coffeeandasliceolife ha ha, erm let me think about that!..... NO WAY he he :D Thanks for watching!

[ModerateMartian]

Oh stop it you tease!

[chinwart]

@ModerateMartian ha ha ok m8 i will behave from now on lol!

[TheNakedWombat]

If Ron Jeremy is good looking enough for porn...

I met a porn maker once. Sorry fellas, most of what you see is pretend. Those huge cum shots are mostly not even real semen. Long lasting erections? See viagra.

[chinwart]

@TheNakedWombat Yeah i thought it might be a bit like that! Thanks for watching!

[Gevedon]

haha! No but I just love Meerkats! :)

Teehee! Good one!!

[chinwart]

@Gevedon lol thanks m8! Glad you liked it! Thanks for watching!

[wolfbracker]

The out of order sign was really funny! And, yeah, for a million bucks, I'd be in a porn. Besides, sometimes they use a body double. Or, in a porn, I guess it'd be called a penis double. But, Orgazmo was a great and comedic movie about the making of a  porn movie. The guys from South park made it.

[chinwart]

@wolfbracker lol a penis double he he. Glad you liked the video m8! Thanks for watching!

[TheLionsDenNews]

Haha, hilarious! I'd seriously consider it for the money, there has to be some point the emotional damage to my family would be outweighed by the huge ass yacht we'll be sailing around the world in.

[chinwart]

@TheLionsDenNews ha ha i like your way of thinking bro! Thanks for watching Andy m8! I hope you and the family are well!

[UKGovsucksTV]

You got me worried there for a moment mate! lol.

Six pack? Mmmm... I've got a Multipack! ;-)

[chinwart]

@UKGovsucksTV Chuck a few this way bro! I could do with a beer :D

[chinwartsmam]

as i said before paul you are a nutter , you are brave to take your clothes off for this video .you are putting yourself down ,,,being your mam , and if my memory serves me well you have a lot more than a meercat . lol. xx

[chinwart]

@chinwartsmam lol thanks mam, i am sure everyone wants to know that! ha ha :D

[UKGovsucksTV]

@chinwart Hehehe.. bet you're now beginning to wish you never did that now. lol. Ah, what the hell. It's a laugh isn't it? ;-)

[chinwart]

@UKGovsucksTV of course m8! I had not even had a any beers when i made it lol. Just thought you would like to see my beer belly :D

[UKGovsucksTV]

@chinwart Hahaha... nah. Got me own! lol. We are 21st century man. At least that's what I tell the Mrs! ;-)

[chinwart]

@UKGovsucksTV lol exactly bro! :D Thanks for watching!

[itsCARLDOUGLAS]

Errm, i would do it for a fiver,LOL NOT :)

[chinwart]

@itsCARLDOUGLAS ha ha a tenner the? ha ha thanks for watching Carl m8! :D

[mackem49000]

Pmsl that is so funny only you could do this mate,love the six pack ha ha

[chinwart]

@mackem49000 I still have it m8! It was perm marker ha ha. Cheers bro!

[Myk63]

I don't think anybody would want that.

[chinwart]

@Myk63 What my body? he he :D Thanks m8!

[Myk63]

@chinwart I was thinking more of me as a porn star.

[chinwart]

@Myk63 lol i think think there is a market for anyone nowadays bro! ha ha

[nothingfunnyleft]

ha...great video bro :-)

[chinwart]

@nothingfunnyleft Cheers bro, glad you liked it! Thanks so much for watching!

[LongestHaired]

hahahhaa... LMAO. That's fantastic mate, slightly worrying though

[chinwart]

@LongestHaired ha ha don't worry m8, i have always been slightly worrying to people, but i live on :D

[DibbersPage]

Im starting to worry about you Bro hahahah H&R

[chinwart]

@DibbersPage ha ha m8 i lost the plot a long time ago! :d cheers for watching bro!

[01silky1]

so was the supper glue hard to get off the A4 pa[er off you L.O.L

[chinwart]

@01silky1 lol no m8 it was masking tape lol

[whitewitch1900]

hahaha gd1 n hell no x

[chinwart]

@whitewitch1900 lol thanks hunnie x

[TheWeepingCorpse]

I say old boy, DING DONG.

[chinwart]

@TheWeepingCorpse why thanks my old chappy :D Jolly good!

[OliviaRobinette1990]

Lmao this made me laugh so hard...you are like the silliest most awesome guy ever...and I think I'd do a porn if the money was good enough and I had a better body lol

[chinwart]

@OliviaRobinette1990 lol glad you liked it hun! Thanks for watching!

[noswonky]

Mine fell off too.

[chinwart]

@noswonky ah sorry to hear that bro! Hope your well he he:D Thanks for watching!

[spilsbury1947]

OMG This video scared me. 

[chinwart]

@spilsbury1947 ha ha, yeah i bet it did lmao. You can't hide even in the higher dimention :D Thanks for watcing and sharing bro!

[ljewkes]

aaaah! LMAO!! you are crazy!

[chinwart]

@ljewkes Oh yeah i was born that way :D I am glad i made you laugh hun, thanks for watching :D

[alandamandamama]

LOL... no porn star for me.

[chinwart]

@alandamandamama No i agree it takes a certain kind of person to be in movies like that!, Thanks very much for watching! :)

[carlyonv]

LOL (for real). No, I would not be in a porn movie, even if I weren't married. Great video, loved it, thumbs up from me.

[chinwart]

@carlyonv Thanks very much, i am glad you enjoyed the vid! I like the way you told me it was a real lol :D

[carlyonv]

@chinwart Your video on truthfulness of initialisms made me think. I may now I'll use LOTI (laughing on the inside) for those occasions when I don't actually laugh out loud ; )

[cheekychickenhead]

No I don't think so lol. Nice Abs HOT!!!! Funny video : P

[chinwart]

@cheekychickenhead Thanks hunnie, alot of effort went into getting them. Well i just wish i hadn't used permanant maker! DOH! :D

[Llzdd]

LMFAO!!

I didn't expect the ending....great answer Paul and awesome video to go along with it!!

AGAIN.....LMFAO LOLOLOLO........

I may act nice and sweet on YouTube which I am in real life but I do have a naughty side....hence the question....hehehe

[chinwart]

@Llzdd ha ha it was a great question hunnie, thats why i wait to answer it. I wanted to get this one right! Thanks very much for asking it! I am glad you liked the vid and have a lovely day!

[vincentcrow]

I'd never be in a porn movie.

Although if you want to be in a porn movie, go ahead.

Just don't send me a free copy of it. =) LOL

[chinwart]

@vincentcrow whats that? You want a free copy? OK it's in the post bro! :D Thanks for watching m8!

[vincentcrow]

@chinwart I'm a bad person to send a free copy of your porn too.

I'll be all over the internet by the time I'm done with it. =P LOL

[TheWestAussie]

hahahaha that was funny. i would but i would have to have no family.

[chinwart]

@TheWestAussie Yeah i think you family finding out would be the worst thing for most people. Glad you liked it m8, thanks for watching!

[TheMinisterofDefence]

I guess if you were like a meerkat, then at least you wouldn't have any trouble standing erect....hardy har har....fuuny.

[chinwart]

@TheMinisterofDefence Boom Boom, ha ha that was pretty good m8, i did a real LOL :D Thanks for watching bro!

[TheMinisterofDefence]

@chinwart It's always more fun when the "lols" are real isn't it? haha...

[chinwart]

@TheMinisterofDefence Yeah m8 it really is lol <<< fake!

[sunsetlover]

if I was skinnier, HELL YES I would be in a porno

[chinwart]

@sunsetlover ha ha yeah i should have known you would do it! :D Thanks very much for watching hun xx

[kelloggshow]

Muaaaahaaaaa!! Best EVER!!!

[chinwart]

@kelloggshow Thanks very much, Glad you enjoyed it! Hope you and the family are well. Have a lovely day!

[B3rettaZ26]

that was great.. and probably no :)

[chinwart]

@B3rettaZ26 probably eh? hmm sounds like your tempted haha, Thanks for watching!

[bukroot]

I'm gonna have to agree with everything you said: it would have to be for LOTS of money, i'd have to make sure everyone involved was safe, and i'd have to be an orphan or something, coz if my dad ever saw it, he would have a heart attack. :P oh and i don't think you have to be hung like a donkey. at least not from the kind of porn movies i've seen. :P

[chinwart]

@bukroot LOL yeah i guess your right. And i think my mam would act the same was as your dad lol. Thanks for watching Rose, i hope your well!

[trentsmate]

Hung like a meerkat!

Ha This was hillarious. Great vid dude

[chinwart]

@trentsmate Cheers m8, glad you liked it!, Thanks for watching!

[MsBurpy]

OMG!! Thank you so much for the early morning laugh!!

That was brilliant!!

I'm not sure about acting in a porn movie, but I'd probably contemplate directing one!!

xoxoxo

[chinwart]

@MsBurpy Yeah directing one would be ok... well i would just do the lezz scenes :D Glad you liked it hun xx

[benny5825]

lol meerkat

[chinwart]

@benny5825 lol cheer m8! Thanks for watching!

[bearstick70]

come over and get ready to be filmed

an other wonderful video keep it up

[chinwart]

@bearstick70 ha ha ok how much you paying? Thanks m8!

[bearstick70]

@chinwart you be paying me lol

[chinwart]

@bearstick70 lol i could check my penny jar bro :D

[bearchay889]

If everyone in it was tested first but they'd lose money with all the lawsuits after ppl go blind seeing my white ass.

[chinwart]

@bearchay889 ha ha nice one! :D Thanks m8 for watching!

[chinwart]

@RobWillieJesse ha ha why not m8, you go for it :D Thanks for watching bro!

[preptimenow]

If it paid well and I could see test results showing if others involved were safe sure.

[chinwart]

@preptimenow Yeah m8, i think the safe test results would have to be a must. Thanks for wacthing m8!

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

LOL! Leanne asked you that? LOL! My answer would be the same as yours my friend

[chinwart]

@TheDarksEmpyrean I must admit i was suprised Leanne asked that question he he :D

[whisperingdoom]

i want to say 'yes', but there's no way I could perform with others in the room. If you're talking about handheld camera amateur style, already done that.

[chinwart]

@whisperingdoom Yeah i think that would put me off bigstlye m8! Make sure you don't go posting your "amateur style" vids on youtube bro :D

[whisperingdoom]

@chinwart lol, naaaa. redtube maybe.

[chinwart]

@whisperingdoom lmao, i know that site so be careful lol

[rogionline]

So long as I can wear a mask!

[chinwart]

@rogionline You got bad breath like m8? he he :D

[Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

Haha 'Chinwart Jeremy' ;)

Out of Order.....I don't think that would get you big bucks in Holly'wood' ;)

[chinwart]

@Wysiwygnuttyjo51 No i don't think i would be suited really lol. Thanks for watching Jo.

[TUCKERZONE]

not in a million years lol

[chinwart]

@TUCKERZONE No m8 same here, i think i would bottle out of it before i got a chance lol

[TUCKERZONE]

LOL Go Chin wart Go.... Taj mahal hahahahahaaa

[chinwart]

@TUCKERZONE lol thanks Nidge m8, thanks for watching! Glad you liked it!

[IanDigs]

Sorry mate but I just had to stop this at 1:20. I just didn't want to go any further. Thanks but no thanks and as for actually starring in a porno myself? NOT ON YOUR FUN KING LIFE MATE! ! !

Great video (well, what I saw of it) Lol

[chinwart]

@IanDigs ha ha don't worry m8, you don't see anything too bad! :D Thanks for watching!... well some of it :D

[MissLindzKaye]

HAHAHAHHAHAH so you're saying you're not hung like a donkey???? disappointed. but that was a big out of order sign!!! Meercats actually just made that video for me brilliant

[chinwart]

@MissLindzKaye lol i am so glad you liked it! I wish i could have used A1 paper? :D Thanks for watching hun xx

[tc71291]

would I ? hummmmm,,, depends on the co-star ,, heheheheehe,,

nope, don't think I would, but, ya never know,,,

come to think of it, I think I have a time or two ( place evil laugh here)

[chinwart]

@tc71291 lmao i think you should go for it! :D thanks for watching!

[EndlessGrind78]

I was about to stab my eyes out...LOL

[chinwart]

@EndlessGrind78 ha ha ha you would have loved it really m8... be honest! :D

[hooker1uk]

next time my daughters ask for meerkat sweets I doubt I'll be able to keep a straight face!

you absolute legend!

[chinwart]

@hooker1uk lmao thanks m8! Glad you liked it! Thanks for watching bro!

[oldsalty65]

not a very big sign does that say something mate hahaha :)

[chinwart]

@oldsalty65 haha yeah m8, it really does!.... I tucked it under! :D