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  • This game is going to turn Jesse into a conspiracy theorist.

  • *hell

  • Who the he'll is that Scott Summers looking mutha fcuker? @0:39 sec.

  • "let them ill shoot back!" *gets shot at runs away*

  • I have a feeling Jesse practiced that first bit in the mirror for a while before actually recording it... :">

  • "NO IT IS NOT FAR ENOUGH." TROLOLOLOL

  • screw the 3 seashells! i will just cuss alot to get some toilet paper

  • Who else was yelling at the screen for him to get cloak for the stealth mission?

  • Earned 40 Jesse Reputation.

    Your now Exalted with: Jesse Cox.

    Unlimitdhunt has earned the Achievement [Jesse Cox Fan]!

  • Please, upload the next episode today!

  • if he started doing the deus ex let's play before the skyrim one by a lot, how come there have been less episodes of it?

  • @dbouya maybe he likes skyrim better and/or plays it more?

  • the dues ex rush limbaugh is right jesse!!! The commie canadians (Eliza Casan) and the illuminati were behind everything!!

  • Post moar Deus Ex, Jesse !!!

  • The 3 sea shells xD Nice reference bro

  • Jesse please do another side quest, go to Limb Clinic and talk to the one dude there and he'll give you quest. Thumbs up so Jesse can see.

  • Demolition man reference Nice jesse, nice.

  • Well, You can just curse to the machine anyway, so you dont need to use the seashells :P

  • Haha, I got the biochip from LIMB and still fucked shit up.

  • Didn't you get the invisibility augmentation? use it!

  • I would say, don't trust L.I.M.B. - just a personal feeling

  • 26:46 Oooooooooooooh...

  • Jesse: Oh look, it's that women I knocked out before.

    ...

    Jesse: Well, when in Rome...

  • Go to the L.I.M.B clinic Jesse

  • got 40 Jesse rep the movie with the frozen cop and ehat do I get for knowing the glow is

  • What, you racist against buisness suit wearing terrorists? Why can't we look nice while doing buisness?

  • Little known fact - They only developed superior wiping methods in demolition man because of the constant runs brought on by every restaurant being taco bell :3

  • Okay jesse dont get repaired at the L.I.M.B. Clinic then.you will regret it so much, I know i do :(

  • JESSE YOU FORGOT TO GET YOUR PRAXIS AT THE LIMB CLINIC /BUTTCLENCHHH

  • Just got me 40 Jesse rep

  • omg, just saw add for the witcher 2: assassins of kings enchanced edition, and it, is amazing.

  • anyone else a complete info whore and noticed the hyron bluebrints in Zho's office?

  • "Mr. Cox you have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute."

    Demolition Man will always be awesome.

  • yes, three seashells... I still wonder how they use them, although at the end of the movie, when the chick told "the hero" that she'll show him how to use them... ewww... she'll show him how to wipe his ass? That's gross man, maybe those hamburgers weren't only made from rats.

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  • BTW Jesse, if you want to get the super-secret-mega-achievement, find a longhaired female char model in this game.

    Or a perfect circle, not one made from polygon lines.

  • @Kylamiis Woah, you have a good point there. Have you spotted any long-haired characters?

    For the circle, check the loading screen. If globes count, there's plenty of those.

  • @Kylamiis The wheels on the bikes go round and round. At 0:52.

  • @Kylamiis Holy shit, I found one. It's on the paint cans in the Sarif Manufacturing place.

    *bleep bloop* Achievement Unlocked

    "Doing the impossible..."

  • Achieve! +40 Jesse rep!

  • Jesse go to LIMB clinic take free proxi points. There gonna be a doctor who can give you a quest. BUT DON'T GO TO SURGERY ROOMS !!!! JUST DON'T GO THERE !!!!!!!

  • AAAAHBUTTCLENCH. Get the cloaking device already. Wasted praxis on impulse on the noise reduction thing you laugh at every time you see.

  • World wide EMP'S!!! (maybe?)

  • @matthew9496 then why is nothing else effected emps cannot be controlled everything electronic would go out so my guess goes towards some sort of error to get everyone to go in and get a mind control chip like the hacker in the beginning.

  • @matthew9496 The lights and everything else electronic would be messing up too then. Well, if the game actually accounts for that.

  • Jesse...that's rice...not coke...

  • *returns home in the far future* Wha... someone's hacked into my house... they took all my credits! And... hacked my safe... and... moved my refrigerator two feet to the left?

  • Dear Jesse, "Bad Cops" Bad boys and Robo Cop. :D

  • 6:40 He does look like him! :D

  • +40 Jesse rep for me! Sly could never get those damnable seashells right...

  • hey jesse you should try using your typhoon more often you could have taken out those 3 belltower guys that attacked you but unlike some of your fans I I am not gonna get butthurt if you don't.

  • Lenina Huxley: He's finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass.

    John Spartan: That's *met* his match and kicked... *kicked* his ass...

    my favorite bit from the movie.

  • I have noticed that only the ads against obama are skippable..

  • At 05:27 if you look close, she has a black eye.  Did that have something to do with Jesse's last encounter with her?

  • Don't take the chip D:

  • Also, Jesse, they're Belltower. They want to kill you because they work for the bad guys.

  • dammit Jesse!

    you use points for stealth enhancements and then you just jump in there like a idiot and q all of them.

    -.-

  • at 15:50, jesse's custodian comedy duo has appearently gone to the streets. =D

  • +40 jesse points + what i hade before = infinity jesse points!

  • Jesse you were warned to avoid belltower soldiers :P also you should always visit a limb clinic when you get the chance.

  • @GodZarosian Yes, except it's called Pangea.

  • DON'T GET THE BIOCHIPS IF YOU DO THE ILLUNINATI WILL CONTROL YOU!

  • 17:05 the Ministry of Silly Walks.

  • "Maybe a Q in your face"

  • It's weird... Isn't Panchea the name of that supercontinent that was supposed to exist a long time ago? Where all the land on earth was still one mass? Is there something significant in that?

  • @GodZarosian That was Pangea. Panchaea was a fictional island from Ancient Greek writings.

  • 3 seas shells from that stallone movie :P genius

  • DEMOLITION MAN

  • There probably isnt any problem with the biochips.The Illuminati might just want a way to control every one so they stage a glitch and then get people to get these new biochips.

  • Tango Foxtrot... as in -Whiskey- Tango Foxtrot or WTF.

  • "I feel like i'm being used." Jesse, you've been used this entire game D:

  • ImageConstruct. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WATCH JESSE IF ALL YOU DO IS BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING DIPSHIT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?

  • Whiskey named Tango Foxtrot?

    WTF?!

  • Another 40? YES! now i have over 100!

  • So much prejudice, can't terrorists wear nice clothes?

  • woo, =40 jesse rep for watching the Demolition Man!

  • @s694019001 did you honostly know that or saw it as the top comment?

  • @TheSirStuffing i dont read comments before watching the video.

  • @AGamersMind You do realize that you'll get more haters than viewers by advertising on other's videos?

  • @AGamersMind Go fuck yourself

  • lol @ 4:20 "scuse' me officer. BOOSH!" XD so funny

  • I got that reference

  • cop: Shit no ammo

    Jesse: oo perfect time too

    cap: give up now

    perfect moment :D

  • Demolition Man

  • @OMFGcata This for Skyrim: Please jesse can you check out Bloated Man's Ghratto Cave, there you will find a legendary sword called Bolard Oathblade, the sword's ability is that it can steal you enemies stamina point by 25, please check it out this coming Skyrim video

  • 3 Seashells = Demolition Man, amazing film :D

  • @AuxilliaryAttack theres still time for arnold to be president lol

  • @AuxilliaryAttack So cheesy it's awesome!

  • @AuxilliaryAttack Theres actually an easter egg in the game somewhere where one of the bathrooms actually has three seashells. Seen it myself.

  • Informant: We need someone with your particular talents.

    Jesse: Ok then, who do you need me to kill?

    I: You must not get detected, and nobody can die.

    J: Er... Have you actually seen my previous work?

  • LOL DID U GUISE GET HIS JUDGE DREDGE MOVIE REFERENCe WHEN HE SAY 3 SHELLS?

  • Demolition Man i wants mah rep.

  • @imageConstruct

    It's called being the bigger man ^__^

  • "I don't sneak. I kill and murder. Now I'm just going to sneak in here..." Hilarious, Jesse.

  • the creation of barriers to

    legitimate activity, including electronic commerce, and, consistent with that Party’s law,

    preserves fundamental principles such as freedom of expression, fair process, and

    privacy.

  • Call me strange, but i dont see how ACTA endangers internet freedom. As in Chapter II, Section 5, article 27, section 2 reads as such;

    Further to paragraph 1, each Party’s enforcement procedures shall apply to

    infringement of copyright or related rights over digital networks, which may include the

    unlawful use of means of widespread distribution for infringing purposes. These

    procedures shall be implemented in a manner that avoids

  • @pyromite13 Basically what ACTA does is it lets your government monitor all the data packages that go in and out of your comp, if they find you have received "illegal" content you'll be fined or jailed, basically it completely invades your privacy.

  • At 3:13 I WAS REALLY HOPING HE DIDN"T MAKE THE WRONG DECISION.

  • 3 sea shells, Demolition Man, love that movie. Bad Cops, Bad Cops what ya gonna do when the come for U. Simpsons, Wiggins and Co. Shame on you Jesse for not knowing that. -20 rep for you.

  • Jesse! She said that they have some sort of a supercomputer! And the reporter lady is a supercomputer... thing!

    What if Hugh make the reporter for the illuminati?!

    (This is not a spoiler, just a theory :p)

  • murder, death, kill ? computer what is murder death kill ?

  • 4:23 Officer Boosh ftw

  • that woman at 17:08 I peed myself

  • Jesse u can hold the action button when u jump for instant stun thumb up so he wil see

  • @mark01318 You're really desperate for a thumbs up, aren't you?

  • @oldmanridingahorse94 Its like crack to me

  • Demolition man ftw

  • "i didnt do anything to these people " rember the firefight the last time u were there 

  • demo man give me my 40 rep

  • THAT 3 SHELL THING IS SOME REALLY FUNNY THING, LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT THERE.

  • JESSE, DO SOMETHING THAT I WANT YOU TO DO; IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

    JESSE, THIS ISN'T A SPOILER BUT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT, AND BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD DURING THE ENTIRE SIXTH SENSE MOVIE.

    JESSE, YOU DID SOMETHING THAT I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DO AND NOW I'M REALLY MAD.

    I don't know how jesse deals with you fuckwits on a daily basis.

  • @imageConstruct Alcohol.

  • @imageConstruct No he wasn't, in the beginning of the movie Bruce Willis was alive.

  • @imageConstruct Damnit Ruined That Bruce Movie for me Bro!

  • @imageConstruct Damn you, i was gonna watch that later :(

  • @imageConstruct He deals with it by not being an asshole. Something you have not learned how to do.

  • @Molomar1 being an asshole myself im pretty sure he doesn't care what u think ethier

  • @imageConstruct I'm surprised he doesn't have Totalbiscuit's stress induced allergies..

  • @imageConstruct For his own sanity, I hope he doesn't read our comments.

  • @imageConstruct wow,dude you SOUND mad!

  • @imageConstruct beceause he must have an almost infinte patience and kindness towards both the Space Butterflies and the stupid trolls who just hate all day

  • The glitch everybody suffers from?

    ACTA.

    CENSORED. 

  • JESSIE GET THE STEALTH UPGRADE

  • HA Jesse doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells

  • 2 Questions,

    What can we convert Jesse-Rep into,

    And Can we PLEASE Make 'Freakin' Illuminati' A Catchphrase? ;)

  • lol Demolition Man XD

  • I didn't actually spoil the game I didn't tell him what would happen if he got the chip upgrade I'm just saying it would help him out if he didn't get the chip upgrade thats all.

  • @AndyTheBritt Thats called a spoiler. It is a douche move bro.

  • hey jessie do you have the dlc?

  • love the robocop refrence jesse

  • Rocky cant figure out the 3 clams. great references

  • +40 Jesse rep for me :D

  • Dudes in business suits cannot be terrorists? ...Good job, brain!

  • Jesse Hey Listen Hey Listen Listen!

    Jesse Hey Listen! LISTEN!

    . . . . .

    Who's gonna put the nuts in their mouth!?

  • bad cops was a comedy movie

  • Ugh jesse! you couldve used your stun drop ability and took out 3-4 of them all at once! MY BUTTHOLE IS SOOOOOOOO CLENCHED WITH ANGER AND FRUSTRATION! :P

  • Dammit, Jesse, stop wasting your Praxis on things you never use, and learn how to use your stun drop skill. You could've taken out four guys instead of taking them out one by one. -.-;

  • Before you continue your primary mission, grab the Praxis kit in the Hengsha Court Gardens elevator shaft, stop at the LIMB clinic, start the sidequest there, buy the Praxis kits, and don't get the upgrade.

  • hah, easiest +40 Jesse rep ever, "Demolition man"

    if you dont get the reference, watch it, watch it now!

  • when they said "it will require stealth and silence" I said "well that completly makes jesse not the person for the job" lol

  • Is it weird that when he mentioned Bad Cops I immediately thought of Bad Lieutenant and Super Troopers?

  • Demolition Man reference FTW!

  • Demolition man rules! You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  • Demolition man ftw!

    Long time since I saw that one :)

  • Cool. Jesse Rep....

    Demolition Man was a great movie, too. Dated now, but great.

  • Sweet! I got 40 Jesse rep! 24000 to go before I get my new mount! -40 Rujiel rep if you get that reference.

  • Illuminati FTL!

    

  • the 3 shells reference is probably the only one i have gotten Jesse :/ does this make me an old coot?

  • DAMMIT JESSE! Use your cloaking! You got it for a reason!

  • 20:36 this brings a whole new meaning to kung fu.

  • Hey Jesse I'm not going to spoil the game but seriously don't go to limb and get the new chip. No really, don't do it man!

  • Q IN YO FACE~

  • his ability to do things the hard way or some how miss a crap ton of important info is not even funny lol

  • What it is about the Youtube large-screen that is so special?

  • 17:10 Everday I'm Shufflin'

  • USE THE SEE THROUGH WALLS PERK YOU HAVE!

  • isint that underwater base were they teke you in the dlc?!

  • last episode- pritchard:belltower is looking for you they'll probably shoot on sight.

    this episode- Jesse: WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING ME?

  • Oh thank god he didn't get the chip. This game trolled so hard, I didn't know it had such far reaching impacts..

  • Who got the 3 sea shells reference?

  • there is a some kind of virus maybe? lol or a plot to discredit the enhancements to ruin the the companies lol

  • I love how the guy who falls down at the start just casually start smoking, not a fucking care in the world.

  • Youtube.... 305 views and 402 likes.... GOOD JOB xD

  • really? they brought your hellicopter down with an EMP, you got a call from whatshisface about them looking for you, and you don't understand why they're trying to perforate you with bullets everytime you get near a cop?

    Nice work brain!

  • well if they did the three shells, just go find a ticket machine and curse at it a half dozen times. " so mush for the three sea shells"

  • Use your heat vision for once please

  • The three seashells are invented already and can be found in select bathrooms, so deus ex was faster than you there jesse.