Youtube Corrupts Children!

[fuschiaforever4]

I still don't have... intercourse.... uhhmmmmmm

[stalkingcheese97]

best salad party- Gretchen Miller's, 1986

[MetalheadVic12]

Craig with a Wig...who are you, really?

[iWANsweet]

People corrupt people. 

[nunoyobiznis]

I tried strobing... it was fun :3

[KittiMitties]

I wish I could be as funny and creative as you, Wheezy :(

[RiskyBrothers]

at my summer camp they serve salad.one day there were peaches at the salad bar.

good news: we all ate more fruit than any other day there.

bad news:there was a bite of a line at the...depository

[spartanite67]

I watch this in strobe

[NoahMusic96]

Oh, yeah. Because when you're talking about boring things, you immediately start talking about salad, to lighten the mood.

[SmilinSweetpea]

Parents need to take resposibility for raising their children and monitoring and controlling the content of what their kids come in contact with as much as is feasible and logical (b/c, yes, I know kids find a way to get at forbidden content) and not buy or finance their children buying the violent stuff and ta da! the game companies will tone it down because they want your money. No acts of congress needed.

[Dylanquinn666]

Salad Party? you don't win friends with salad....

[GoldenLegna]

the chair in the corner moves 0:38 sec in.

[captainparadoxius]

But the original Craig is dead, and this is a clone! So he has a paper heart!

[CarlySinging]

a doctor who reference on wheezywaiter? *cries from too much wonderful*

[aceofspoons]

best craig-with-a-wig moment ever!

[purpleukulele]

69 thousand views? Now thats corrupting children

[therewindeffect]

32 people have paper hearts

[yayx3bs]

Lol I had to pause at 0:13 So funny

Wheezywaiter is awesome <3

[yamercado2]

Now I really wanna go to a naked salad party.

[E3Zombie]

THERES SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE... ITS PAIN!

[transfandude]

WHEEZALITY!!!!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!!!

[hibnj]

My grandma had salad parties they were boring

[Padie678]

thumbs up if you did the stobe thing after he did it :D

[AnnaBanan2012]

I feel like I know wheezy...but he doesn't know me :( one-sided relationship!

[TreesHateYouMan]

Thumbs up if you tried strobe

[brittlynne100]

idea! ahaha

[colleenepicnessism]

My mum wont let met get the beard shirt... she thinks it's really weird... D; *sad*

[callen937]

i love craig with a wigs face.

[PathofAshes]

YES! I MUST HAVE A SALAD PARTY NOW! I'LL DUMP IT ALL OVER MY BODY! THEN I'LL PROBABLY STOP USING CAPS LOCK CUZ IT'S GAY!

[beardedlantern]

naked salad parties are the best.

[stanjohnson1000]

after you killed the clone he had something weird going on with his arm .

[krazier15]

I want a SHIRTy shirt

[hopelesslyinsane]

haha what the hell? CJ? GET BACK IN YOUR RADIO STATION!

[eebledeezo]

Favourite Craig with a Wig ever =]

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[KoolThing14]

I only bring harm on those I create

Note to Craig: Don't have children

[icsomethingshiny124]

MOST of them? D:

[MusicalMiracle]

"I only destroy those who I create."

Craig should never have children then. o_o

[QJosephP]

I like the strobe thing. I've been doing it since I was, like, four, and this is the only time I've ever seen it referenced by anyone else :D

[TheSweetDream]

i loved mortal kombat when i was a kid!

[sodiumswellkatie27]

You made this on my 17th birfday craig! that must be a sign, i just dont know what it means yet...

[TheBarkingAtheist]

Stay out of my life, government!

[livivication]

@Bear2010Poodle I always wondered why Craig has no kids whilst he looks so much like a daddy :P

[livivication]

salacious salad party?

[HunteroTheGreat]

Craig with a wig has a very creepy smile. Very.

[ZachsVlog]

@HunteroTheGreat But he is so loveable!

[HunteroTheGreat]

@ZachsVlog Indeed.

[OboePirate]

The clone's heart reminds me of build a bear hearts...

[VampieProductions]

Thumbs up if u immediately blinked rapidly when Wheezy did ;)

[belleypup]

OMG OMG OMG OMG I THINK THAT GUY WAS MY TEACHER!

[GumiYummi]

I pray 4 ur kids

[rocksteadyls]

@GumiYummi hahahaha, what?

[GumiYummi]

@rocksteadyls ya know he said he was gonna do something to kids i can't remember anymore :)

[twinkleglimmer]

how do you do all of the cool effects in ur wheezy videos? like, what software do you use?

[StudioWiklund]

@twinkleglimmer What do you mean effects? Software? He's Wheezy Waiter, he doesn't need software to make cool videos. He's like the Chuck Norris of Youtube. All he uses for editing is beardware and hadron colliding fists.

[twinkleglimmer]

@StudioWiklund lol riiight

[StudioWiklund]

@twinkleglimmer ;)

[notamuggle11]

WHEEZY! Do you watch Doctor Who? Or did "Jessica" just tell you about that?

[ditchjumper13]

you dont wanna know what happend at the last salad party i went to...

[sdrawkcab190]

you didnt love it when the coffee was already done

[yoshi127island]

this is my favorite outtro after the most recent one

[thefuzzycheesettes]

"I only perform violence on those who I create." I fear for your children.

[Ristengirl876]

@thefuzzycheesettes *fear*

[harryb325]

Thumbs up if u tried the strobe thing afterwards :D

[32wallace]

WHen it made the noise but no one winked my eyes itched 

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

man that'd suck if a clone got heartburn.

[TheCutie6]

you better not have kids if u kill things u create

[McWillie111]

Everythings so... blue?

[pontaloon666]

Ok, show of hands, how many of you did the self strobe after seeing this vid?

[TheBloodCrusher]

@pontaloon666 I watched the whole video through my strobe hand!

[Dltn97]

@pontaloon666 Lol no i used to do that all the time when i was little.

[pokemario2008]

@pontaloon666

Lol, I did exactly that!

[hulkthefuror]

stupid reese's can't make it to korea with out melting arg

[DazRandom]

That Is My Favorite Craig With A Wig Moment!!! Your Just So Funny Craig!!!

[flybynyte03]

how many viewers started blinking their eyes spastically after the first strobe?

[rikko338]

@Rockyrockrockstar Yeah, but GTA IV isn't a good game.

[faloutgurl76]

When you kill a clone, is that considered murder or suicide?

[SPDLST]

Tossed salad party! haha

[breakxthexcycle]

You walked out on yourself! LOL at the clip. xD

[superwilftest]

I didn't get to watch this because my interpole was too slow. STROBE!

[IssyRedbird]

Watch the "finish him" while doing strobe. :D

[Narglesonamistletoe]

I've been on a salade party. A friend of mine, her friends and thier bunnies had a dinner where they fed the bunnies with fancy looking salade. I was the only one with out a rabbit.

[AwfulMetal]

My best salad party was probably that crazy during year of 2001, me and two friends ran out of crutons so we had to resort to dipping old socks into vodka and waiting till they became crustations and chopped them up and threw them into the mix.

[15onflux555]

@Bulldog22031 I know right? I was gonna say that. Parent are responsible for their own kids so they shouldn't be watching or doing those things in the first place >:(

[vanessa26archer]

dude you are fucking awesome!!!!and hilarious!EXPLOSION!

[Flashlight1996]

The media made under aged girls into sluts.

[MBQuaver58]

@KsE250 @theclashrock09 Thankyou (:

[theclashrock09]

@MBQuaver58 Wheezy said STROBE! because a strobe light makes things look like they are moving slowly, also it flashes extremely fast, so when he blinking his eyes fast, he is thinking it reminds him of a strobe light.

[SparklyCheeseburger]

IDEA!

[BrantFortunate]

WHAAAAAAAT! lol.

[lindseysayheyyy]

craig with a wig is mah faves.

[VyperElite]

Violent acts on people you create?

Child abuse?

[airion1324]

FISHING POLE!

[AliceCullenIsMyHero]

woah! Craig-with-a-wig MOVED! no ways!

[OmishuKitsuni]

my sweet 16 is going to be a salad party at the beach ... with swimming and games ... and presents ... and cake but all the food (except the cake) will be different types of salads lol

also, i think that we have the right to learn things; if the government censored the media wouldn't that be like some kind of dictatorship? and we don't want that :C we have the freedom of expression!

[jacobenichkadar]

All TVs and monitors that aren't manufactured by SONY have microscopic, government-installed cameras in them, along with sticky cameras on their controllers and keyboards to record the differences in behaviour after playing violent video games. If you think there could possibly be any truth to what I'm saying, urge wheezywaiter to make a video about it.

[TinyTiff12]

Thumbs up if you tried to do the strobe lol

[alistaroh]

this is why the revolution happened, the government was to controling

[alistaroh]

it realy takes a crazy person to cause a violent act (unless they are clones) it has nothing to do with the media

[HelloFade2]

He looks like Dave Matthews

[IssyRedbird]

Strobe! Haha this is awesome for me! *moves the lamp above him* IDEA!

[Mer1002]

Craig with a wig's smile was epic this time. <3

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

So, if you had kids, you would perform acts of violence on them? You said, "I only perform violence that I create." That means, if you had kids, on them.

[KainsVison]

@NeverEatTheUniverse He's just joking around. Everyone knows he'd pay someone else to do it.

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@KainsVison I know, sorry

[ThePurpleSuperman]

Salad Party?

Don't you mean LEMON PARTY?

[princejaa]

wheezy Dirt. hahah. nice wig.

[BrunettexMusic]

Nice paper heart!!

but I was just wondering, are you jewish??

[uselessisessential]

clones killing is no killing... it is just nature

[inuyoukai815]

violent videogames have little connection to violent acts. violence happens all the time, and most serious video gamers play violent video games. the media just wait until a young gamer does some thing violent, then blame it on the video games.

[pinkpandamiranda]

most?

[sweitzman5]

"i still don't have the... um, intercourse." good to know, craig.

[iheart48]

"idea"....lol

[tiggger24]

NO the government should not intervene. plus they already have the rating system. and if people think there game are to violent than just don't buy em

[Jimmyboygohome]

DOCTOR WHO!

[eddyfreddy675]

Too bad the government uses the media to occupy everyone so you can't realize that they are lying to you 100percent of the time.

[DirectorGirl411]

0:39 - 0:40 :O OMFG ! THE CHAIR MOVED !

[rbshow211]

@DirectorGirl411 Oh My God! Your right!!! I saw that and laughed for like 10 minutes straight! LOL =)

[UneX100]

I love how you saying surprised: "WHAAAT!!??"

[soraiyame]

I think Craig with a Wig is my favorite. Him and Ty the Regular Guy, whom I miss. :(

Anyway, yeah, CwaW has the world's best outro.

[MajoraProject]

I think its famous people like paris hilton that people shoudl be worried about. not ALL videogames are bad. in fact most are good for you in fact. saying all games are bad is like saying all black people are bad. and thats just racesist

[TheBlUeBeRrY12457896]

Wait if you only perform violence on those you create then would you harm your children...if you had any...?

[tobiosnmakky]

@TheBlUeBeRrY12457896 he would ahve only half created them

so he can only half hurt them

[KsE250]

strobe!

why did I never think of that...

[MBQuaver58]

@KsE250 hey can you explain the strobe thing, because i don't get it... eh i feel stupid

[KsE250]

@MBQuaver58 lol its cool, there's this certain light that you put in dark rooms that covers and reveals the light about 3 times a second, and it sort of creates an illusion with the other people in a room. look up strobe lights or lamps on google, you'll see. I played soccer or something in a strobe lit gym, it got kind of dizzy. Craig makes the strobe effect for himself by blinking rapidly like a strobe light would, which creates a strobe for him, and anyone else who tries it ^_^

[EddyBombe]

SeaNanners

[Bulldog22031]

" it would be wise to remember that the same people who would stop you from playing a certain video game may be back next year to complain about a book or even a tv program. If you could be told what you can see or read then it follows that you could be told what to see or think. defend your constitutionally protected rights, no one else will do it for you. thank you."

[Bulldog22031]

The government has NO place intervening with any sort of censorship. I am sick and tired of the government trying to raise our children, and doing a horrible job at it. It is time that parents take responsibility and raise their own damn children.

[clout01]

@Bulldog22031 To be honest, alot of parents are unable to raise their on children.

[Bulldog22031]

@clout01 1) If you cannot raise a child.... DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN. It is not the government's responsibility to raise every kid that parents cannot take care of. In a perfect world, yes, every child would be taken care of and well educated... but look around; our world is FAR from perfect.

2) If parents cannot raise their kids, it is up to CHARITY and society to help them if they choose to.

[Bulldog22031]

@Bulldog22031 Throughout history it has been proven that when government becomes more and more involved with the personal affairs of its citizens, the quicker the strength and unity of that nation deteriorates. This is because TRUE SOCIAL CHANGES DO NOT HAPPEN BECAUSE OF A CHANGE OF POLICY; THEY HAPPEN BECAUSE OF A SHIFT IN THE MENTALITY OF THE GREATER PORTION OF A POPULATION.

If society wants to take care of children, let it - through charity, donations, adoption, etc.

[alaskanhuskeee92]

@Bulldog22031 YAH!!!!!

[ObliviuxProductions]

@Bulldog22031

Some parents are too stupid to raise children, thus the government has every right to step in.

[Bulldog22031]

@ObliviuxProductions So you believe that the role of government is to determine what is right and wrong, and to punish those that it disagrees with...Also, you believe its the governments job to take care of people it feels are incapable of taking care of themselves.

That sort of thinking is pretty much how every failed (and usually violent and oppressive) government in history has begun.

[TylerHmm]

lets just never talk like this again.

[sineadsmithh]

My auntie had a salad before

[LilGreenGiant96]

I play plenty of videogames with plenty of the old ultra-violence in them and I turned out fine....

(Gibbers in the corner while stroking a bloody kitchen knife)

[hotmail117]

the chair moved

[Kairia626]

i doubt video games has anything to do with how violent kids are becoming. unless they have some sort of mental issue where they immediately want to do something about experiencing the same event in a video game, then they need to see a doctor. its the parents job to make sure their kid becomes a fine adult by playing those games and acting responsibly with their association with them.

[sk8rdman]

Yes!!! media ratings need to be more strongly enforced, by the government and parents alike.

[spyderpilotuser]

@sk8rdman No. I've been watching rated R (and some unrated) movies, and M rated games since i was 6 years old (16 now), and guess what... I'm probably one of the nicest kid in my school. For me watching violence has not made me act out in violence.

[GAQ01]

Interpoll? Net? Series of Tubes, Wheezy...

[Yushiime]

Inter-----NET!!!!

[aaron4820]

video games, youtube, jayz or kesha corrupt children, nobody cares, if you're the parents, it's your responsibility to make sure it stays out of their hands, there is already a rating system in place, so there should be no reason why 12 year olds are playing call of duty, yet they do and they do all the time, if your daughter's bit by my dog because she's caught trespassing and poking my dog with a stick, it's your fault, stop blaming everyone else when you have failed at your responsibility.

[sk8rdman]

@aaron4820 Lazy parenting is comparable to child abuse. Agree?

[heartvscliche]

id want to marry you

[daniclone11]

Doctor Who jokes ftw :]]

[itscooltobeyou]

lol you still dont have the intercourse? OR the internet. thats horrible.

[theseboots]

craig with a wig makes me ROFFFFLLLL

as for gov't intervention in kid media, WHAT THE FLUX? that's the parent's job! its their choice if their kid is a delinquent, right?

[sk8rdman]

@theseboots So the government shouldn't make an effort to prevent the raising of juvenile delinquents?

[rsturks]

I went to the greatest salad party. There were 8 different kinds of salads. It WAS just like a potluck with salad...but no one was naked.

[NeverShoutKileigh]

Your chair moved at the begining...D:

[asetisis]

I totally know the person at the end of your video. We went to High School together. O.o

[MissESolheim]

I want that green cup!!!! *please ???

[jesssicaxoxox]

You're welcome.

[OriginalJosh01]

I think the government should not intervene. I think the parents or guardian should be in control of that. I think.. I think.. I think... wow, that is allot of "i think... "

[suppastar101]

im starting to think that the only kitchen appliance that you use is the coffee maker. or otherwise you're a super-clean guy. hmm.

[LenasTeapot]

@UND3RBUS Of course I am aware of plastic guns, but 'a bit more gore' is a gross understatement. Yes, it does depend on the game. But think of how many visuals of blood, guts and war-torn backgrounds were involved in imaginary games as compared to video games today. Games today strive to simulate war. Actual war. With images children couldn't come up with on their own. I see a difference. Also, the amount of time spent on war games has increased as well, but I guess that's a different matter.

[HomeOnASaturdayNight]

Violent video games can affect children who are stupid or not raised correctly by their parents but don't affect with all kids.

The government already intervene with video games and children with the ESRB rating system. It's just like the rating system for movies and allows parents to keep and retailers keep M (Mature 17+) games from children with hefty fines to retailers who don't follow the rules. Video game consoles even allow parents to set a parental control lock on games.

[MykeRahburts]

Craig-ity Craig. Craig with a wig! Love that guy!!!

[hrdcorhippy]

viloence on ones that he creates, thats child abuse

[pumpvitaminwater]

sadly ive been to a salad party i gotta say best by far is pasta because i was around a bunch of people with sweet beards

[theriteousandthemeek]

I can't even show my friends these videos.

I laugh, but they don't get all the inside jokes that we share, Wheezy.

[patatopie]

why don't your T-shirts come in childrens sizes?

[JW41926]

Holy cow! That logo thingy is a beard? I kinda thought it was a shark's smile as he was about to eat me. It makes way more sense now.

[IvanSegal]

thumbs up if after he did the strobe you tried it yourself!

[DrQuijano]

Research has indicated that people who play violent videogames will, under controlled conditions and offered some economical incentive, honk a horn at someone for .03 seconds longer than someone who has not played a violent videogame. Studies have further shown that naturally violent people like Grand Theft Auto and Halo type games. Ignorant politicians' conclusions: videogames make you violent.

They should read "how everything bad is good for you" (Johnson, 2006).

[hayleythekid]

I was genuinely scared when Craig with a wig almost didn't smile (grimace?)

And then he did, and I breathed again.

It was tense.

[trulifesk8r5904]

are your aware of the term "tossing salad." or do i just have an incredibly dirty mind.

[hoptop77]

i dont get this show

A salad party is a great idea! There could be all kinds of salad: fruit salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, potato salad, 3 bean salad, and off course regular lettuce salads.

And then there are all the dressings one