HE TOUCHED MY BREAST!!!

[CoolToobmovie]

The look on the kid's face from 0:41 to 0:44 is the only face anyone should have while watching this.

[HCMSladyDAWGS]

Wats the show called

[LiamKawa]

Lol

[MsTizzy2]

LOVE IT!!!!! XDXDXDXD

[ZhadoxFlamez]

Why did she lie?

All they had to do was tell the truth; that he hunts children for a living and they would have gotten away gold.

[2wingo]

@ZhadoxFlamez Because he's a licensed BOUNTY HUNTER, hired by THEIR PARENTS to bring them back. The cops would've been on his side.

[ZhadoxFlamez]

@2wingo

Never heard of having licensed vigilantes.

I mean, even repossession squads have to deal with cops.

[2wingo]

@ZhadoxFlamez Did I SAY he was a vigilante? No. I said he was a BOUNTY HUNTER, you dipshit. The legal term for them is "fugitive recovery agent," and they can legally operate in every US state but Kentucky.

[tobyjl123]

Thumbs up for Dubstep remix on my channel LMFAO!!

[MrSmigul]

she said he touched my breast,and cops kicked him out :D ..

[kilkolio]

lol she was about 15 feet away from him when she screamed that

[looker999997]

Invisible pedobear

[ZyxthePest]

"Paging Mr. Johnny Love..."

[027220]

0:25 - :28 The director could've had him shout 'KIDNAPPER!' instead.

[CitySkin09]

This was like the funniest gawddamn shit I saw when I was 8.

[Kiana1246]

@LameSauceNoise I was actually repeating what the guy said after when he was on the telephone I think when he said that I'm not making fun or anything I just thought it was funny how he said it

[LameSauceNoise]

I would touch Jenny Lewis's breasts. I couldn't blame him.

[amazingdany]

I'm pretty sure that the now sexually mature Jenny Lewis has breasts. And looking from images and videos all over the Internet, HUBBA HUBBA!!!

[zeldazackman]

Funnily enough, the guy who played Lucas(the Power Glove kid) in The Wizard IS a registered Sex Offender

[Shadowzsiin97]

35 PEOPLE DID NOT TOUCH HER BREAST!

[BioJayCe]

A woman's number 1 attack

[darrylsh]

I found this scene quite titillating...

[rjd279]

@Mrstichiz

You must be new.

[SweetCupcakePrincess]

AHHH!!!! HE TOUCHED MY BREATS!!!!!!! now someone tell me what the fuck am i looking at

[vampire09100]

Man this is old!! Im 34 and I rented this on video back in like 1991 or something...lolololol....and Fred Savage is older than me, its weird seeing him this young again hahaha

[BambiGucci]

I think Mac &me, ET and Clueless all have this film beat as far as advertising.

[Turrican4D]

TOO old!!!

[Oathkeeper1319]

wow shes hot!!!!

[Shadowzsiin97]

@Oathkeeper1319 That 8 year old little girl? Ewww you pedo they need to arrest you instead

[Oathkeeper1319]

@Shadowzsiin97 Thats not what I mean what I meant to say was that shes hot now if you look in the wizard where are they now

[Oathkeeper1319]

@Shadowzsiin97 Dude im 12.

[Shadowzsiin97]

@Oathkeeper1319 Eww she is prob like 20 i think this film is old =.= i have no idea though xD and i was jokeing with ya

[Oathkeeper1319]

@Shadowzsiin97 This was created around the release of super mario bros 3 and was said to be the most advertising film in that has ever existed.

[Oathkeeper1319]

@Shadowzsiin97 Yeah but shes still hot now........kinda.

[jwitt1]

Goddamn it, the guy was just doing his job, which was to track down a trio of unsupervised children on the lam. Just because he's acting like a dick doesn't mean he's a fucking villain. She accuses an innocent man of child molestation and you people applaud her? Fuck you all.

[qrrbrbirbril95]

@jwitt1 it's a film, chill.

[ElongatedVowels]

@jwitt1 Its a movie...A kid's movie at that. The point is that he's a jerk, no need to get too deep into it, man...

[ElongatedVowels]

@jwitt1 Its a movie...A kid's movie at that. The point is that he's a jerk, no need to get too deep into it, man...

[Madfoot713]

@ElongatedVowels He's a jerk, so ruin his life? Nice world we live in.

[ElongatedVowels]

@Madfoot713 Its just a kids movie...I don't think it requires that much thought...

[rageahollic33]

nintendo it makes you wanna touch children

Now Your playing with pedophilia and that's just wrong.

[PhantomGhost25]

I bet these days, she's had her breast touched in all sorts of ways, begs for it, and enjoys it.

[Berethead]

What breast?

[Retrodude1985]

cool movie!!!

[MrStichiz]

for a sec i thought she would say he touched my brother

[Herv3]

0:14 TMNT NES Sound FX

[YuiYamana]

lol!

[Shadowfang3000]

HE TOUCHED MY CHICKEN BREAST SANDWICH

[nintendofan53412]

that guy is like OH SHIT

[Reaper91698]

Thumbs up if you saw this in yugioh abridged

[awsomepants1000]

i love the power glove.........its so bad

[everyone127]

Haha there's barely anything there, wait till puberty kicks in

[Ectharias]

what the fuck

[SlashManEXE]

As if everything else the guy was doing wasn't suspicious enough?

[1imesub]

"I LOVE THE POWER GLOVE"

[jgjcfop4wbjn]

george constanza, is that you?

[TheAxe120]

Jimmy is her breast?

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

Jimmy got skillzzzzzzz

[youtubedude]

OMG I never noticed he said she didn't have any breasts xD

[Plusquevie]

why is there a kid getting up off the floor behind them at :25?? was he the latest victim?

[qwertyuiop22ful]

@Plusquevie he's the guy he shoved to the ground... idiot

[Plusquevie]

@qwertyuiop22ful so he molests older guys too...

[Kiana1246]

Lol what breasts ? U don't even have any breasts rofl

[LameSauceNoise]

@Kiana1246 I'll have you know she had some little ones and she is the cutest girl alive! JENNY LEWIS!

[SimonB198207]

Had never seen or heard of this film before. it was made in 1989 - the girl is now 35...

[Doommaster1994]

0:28 - Best moment...

[Kiana1246]

Woah wtf

[iiGerardoii]

very clever, BITCH.

[IronKnuckleKO]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I got the results of the test back... He definitely touched my breast...

[ceLiNAwina]

She does now! :P lol

[kibaluv3r]

Lmao

[finalfantac]

Admit it, if you were a kid/very young teen watching this movie, you wanted to touch her breast.

[TheShayneproductions]

@finalfantac what breast she is to young did you not see wow that makes me sound like a perv lol but still

[finalfantac]

@TheShayneproductions yes but i was young at the time too, i kinda meant that kids her age fancied her, breast or no breast :P

[funnyman1995103]

@finalfantac what breasts

[Dmegyn999]

Ahhhhhhh he touch me breast!!! Motherf**cker. :•{

[what0080]

Welcome to the Sex Offender Registry, sir...

[jtpruzz]

A girl at my school did this, the girl thought it would be funny to put a guys hand on her boob, then screaming that he was touching her. He go suspended. Aren't girls just wonderful?

[MewmewMeower]

@jtpruzz Yeah blame all girls because of something one did. Guys do far worse the world over every day - should I say "Aren't guys wonderful" and blame them all? No, because I'm not that ignorant.

[jtpruzz]

@MewmewMeower Girls do things just as bad as guys.

[ToastyWarmBrownies]

0:58: AGREED

[PokeFan515]

He touched MY breast, surely you mean my breasts or one of my breasts, or your just a ugly mutated girl man!

[VahnChuchal]

damn she's good...

[metalgear1826]

0:12.....that seemed unnecessary....could have just side steped em I think.

[metalgear1826]

The one kid should have yelled "he touched my penis" that would have been far more convincing considering the fella already had his hand between the kids legs...

[JLPullano]

It also looked like he was touching that kids junk. ...severely

[yagamiraito]

cracked. 

[AnyTimeWalkThrough97]

What breast?

[ArtGirlLisa]

hahahahaha XD cool

[dickinson1027]

good idea but it wouldn't work.

[KingOfRedOxen]

Was the kid playing the goonies?

[SpikeLanta]

@KingOfRedOxen He was playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Trust me I still have the game and I still play it.

[gollum683]

Oh yea way to go Hollywood, teach all the emotionally unstable pubescent girls all they have to do to get someone in trouble is scream, "HELP I'm being MOLESTED!"

Not funny at all. One of my friends almost got arrested when he was fifteen because he had a fight with his girlfriend and she went running to the Principal screaming that he tried to rape her.

Molestation is a really, really serious accusation to make. Its not funny to even joke about garbage like this.

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

@gollum683 U mad?

[CanadaMMA]

How did this not become a meme?

[SirSabin]

@CanadaMMA Haha seriously...

[HowPettyful]

Just take a seat, take a seat right there

[GodzillaXAbudAwwal]

press n hold 4, proves hes a pedophile

[cb2198]

@GodzillaXAbudAwwal

I think you mean 5 man.

[GodzillaXAbudAwwal]

@cb2198 thats odd, first time i did that it was for, now its 5, GOD NOW I MISS THE OLD UTUBE!!!!!

[XxDoctorDrumsxX]

Press 2, its extremely unnecessary

[gugvg]

this really is messed up, he went to bring back a parents horrible kid and he gets put on a sex offender registry for no reason. kids can do this in real life too, sucks doesnt it.

[mihawk1]

California!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathwolf4ever]

"I touched her breast...SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BREAST"

xD

[LibraHorse1]

Ten years later, that girl would become the singer for Rilo Kiley.

[limenhoj]

@LibraHorse1 what the, that's awesome. i didn't even know!

[nikkolei]

i touched her ribs.......

[Syntox]

Oh 1990's, how could you.

[LlamaJudge]

I just noticed that she blinked 5 times when saying that

[CarlieJohnsonn]

Push 6 over and over XD

[syxx7wun]

press 5 and look where he's holding Jimmy. WTF!

[Vicentems170]

"i touched her breast...she didn't have any breasts" LOL

[cubed1OCBZ]

yet no one noticed that the attacked the gambler man about 13 seconds in

[Plusquevie]

paging Mr Johnny Love

[VZMkII]

0:30 over and over!

[Melee12390]

she has no breast

[Plusquevie]

keep pushing 4 over and over = instant win

[FearFiction]

Did he just throw that guy down for no reason 13 seconds into it?

[johnianflores]

@FearFiction nope, he was blocking his way and in a hurry.

[BiGRiCeD]

Why don't you have a seat over there?

[TheWhiteNinjaman]

Has anyone noticed that this girl saves the day by accusing him of touching her breast and he gets all upset. However while all this is going down his hand is totally between the kids legs. It's a little bit of an odd way to carry a kid don't you think?

[FemaleGallade]

@TheWhiteNinjaman Yeah, if someone did that to me while I was playing a video game I'd blow the rape whistle loud and true. (If I offended you I'm so sorry.)

[my4trackmachine]

I am pretty sure it wasnt a good idea to grab the kid around the dick to carry him off.

[TinTower]

Admit it, we'd all touch Jenny Lewis's breast.

[TomStraub]

Best comedy film of all time.

[easye115]

haha...funny how he threw that guy to the ground at 0:13.

[TheRocketVoltage]

Bless her flatchested heart. <3

[akumaten]

"Time to go home, son"

love that line

[TheRyujin]

gotta agree, I feel worse for the PI, than the brat run-aways, anyone met a runaway in Cali hard on her\his luck, or worse? Yeeeeaaa me niether....

[mmmarzullo16]

YOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

[FutureFrontLA]

The cops rush in and arrest the guy, violently wrestling him out of the room while Haley and the two runaways get away, smirking at their clever plan of accusing a man of a felony, likely putting him on a sex offender registry for the rest of his life and ruining his career.

Yeah, that looks like standard procedure.

[MBails1987]

@FutureFrontLA You do know that it wan't real, right?

[MBails1987]

@FutureFrontLA You do know that it wan't real, right?

[nocandy4u2]

@MBails1987 yeah he was quoting a cracked.com article word for word, minus a citation

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

@FutureFrontLA

Bingo !!!!!

Could not have said it better myself !

[Dialgadude]

@FutureFrontLA But hey! The kids won a video game tournament, am I right?

[doominatorx7]

@FutureFrontLA My god I love Cracked

[CymroGoch]

@FutureFrontLA Stop trying to pass off Cracked articles as your own work. 

[Plusquevie]

@FutureFrontLA  They weren't cops, dumbass, watch the movie, they were security guards.

[nathan4trade]

@FutureFrontLA what you probably missed was this dude jamming his hand into to "jimmy boys" ass.

[kjjejones42]

@FutureFrontLA You copied that word-for-word from Cracked, "The 7 Most Ridiculous Movie Character Overreactions".

[Guerrillablackdog]

@FutureFrontLA But hey, they made it to the video game tournament.

[YodatheJedi12]

@FutureFrontLA I'm sure women take advantage of misandry all the time...

[yitian11]

@FutureFrontLA Actually I think about half an hour later the police realised that she didn't have any breasts so they let him go after a few awkward laughs

[Permafry42]

the look on the kid with the girl is priceless.

[franciscojavierm]

... but what if she has?

[2wingo]

@Silverbullet89 Especially when you consider that his only crime was being hired BY THEIR MOTHER TO BRING THEM HOME.

[Onua4ever]

that guy can't be a pedo because 1.he looks like a gay cop and 2.he doesn't have a moustache

[IAmOnLand]

Gaming is very serious business.

[CthomasMega]

@IAmOnLand damn straight

[Ameute]

that quote gets funnier when it becomes a running gag in the movie XD

wish I could find a soundclip of her yelling that.

[irepatriot]

It would be better if she said, he touched her buttocks!

[DoctorWeeTodd]

BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

[Christianchic907]

Maybe it's just me but wouldn't it make more sense to accuse him of kidnapping or harming the boy (sense the boy was in his arms it's rather believable) than to accuse him of touching you inappropriately when he's halfway across the room?

[Kinkoyaburi]

Women's breasts aren't anything special. They feel like a bags of sand...

[boitahaki]

@Kinkoyaburi lol

[Yoachan]

@Kinkoyaburi

No.. thye feel like bags of sand covered in gelatin covered in skin.

[LlamaJudge]

@Kinkoyaburi Bags of sand? Are you a virgin?

[wizzroom]

Lol cracked.com

[markvtos]

HA HA. HA.

THAT MAN WAS ACCUSED OF CHILD MOLESTATION!

I TOTALLY GET IT!

[2wingo]

I feel so sorry for that dude.

[SergeantLuke]

Why is it that Jimmy never plays any actual arcade games? All we ever see him playing is the PlayChoice-10!

[MisterSynyster]

Ya know...this actually makes sense...she actually has absolutely no evidence either way. AND he has proof that he has a job to do...these security are idiots!

[Azadeth666]

This brought me back to when I heard "HE TOUCHED MY BREAST" lots of times...when I was fondling lolis last week. Ah, memories.

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

I hate it when he touched my breast.

[42underscore]

I love the lists on Cracked, they're so bad.

[Spongeb0bSqu4repants]

why not just say he's kindanpping tht kid lol. btw cracked :D

[lotusblossom13]

Man, the cops in this universe just refuse to listen ... or look. I mean he never even got near the girl and they wouldn't let him show the evidence that the kids were runaways.