たらこキューピー 宇宙船篇

[sazuist]

DAFUQ!???

[JOdawla5]

Is that cute/creepy kid albino or half-caucasian? I can't tell. Hell, I can't even tell the gender (I'm guessing a girl). I'm going to show this commercial to my parents who are from Japan; maybe they can explain this commercial to me and hopefully why these feelings of unease are perfectly normal.

[mrpb4pres]

Translated: EAT PASTA TO FIGHT THE ZOMBIE HORDE!

[SkyHighXPro]

SHES AFRAID OF BABY DILDOS

[OfficialMisaoHarada]

*throughout the begining*

Oh run.. RUN... RUNNN!!!

Oh too late.

[7thRadiance]

RUN BITCH RUUUN!!!!!!

[LyleVertigo]

Release the Swedish FISH!

[ILSINOPSIODELMALE]

Unveiled the new Soviet weapon

[Leonatabbs77]

oh my creepy

[gokusam1]

satan: MY ARMY HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!!

[galbano100]

thanks a lot for your help, muchas gracias por tu ayuda.

[TheMedronhos]

Now we know how aliens look like xD

[zaikoji]

tarako, tarako, tappuri tarako,

tarako tarako tappuri tarako ga yatte kuru

tarako tarako, tsubu tsubu tarako

tarako tarako tsubu tsubu tarako ga yatte kuru

cod eggs,lots of cod eggs

lots of cod eggs are coming

cod eggs, succulent cod eggs

succulent cod eggs are coming..

there ya go.

[galbano100]

please, somebody could tell me what the song exactly says??, quien seria tan amable de poder traducirme lo que dice la cancion?, gracias

[zaikoji]

@galbano100 reply below..

[TomoexNanami]

i think the girl is cute! maybe im just creepy like that ><

[MentalSelfMutilation]

Did the girl kill the kewpies and use their blood for pasta sauce?

[amegland]

Little David Bowie!!

[DonPatch]

They're just chasing the poor girl now!

[sarahmuslima95]

...OH FUCK THE BEACH !XD

[fuckyeahilikefys]

FUCK THE SANDCASTLE

RUN

[glamerglams]

ATTACK OF THE FINLESS PRAWNS

[MIZUserenity88]

...id rather NOT eat that pasta now that those damn kewpies are haunting me..

[vinicius32581040]

jesus cristo mata essas coisa meu pai mata aquilo vai ser apocalipse telefone vermelho meu pai.

[lechugaxd]

que mierddddd??????? todo por tallarines?? japoneses locosss

[xavi123ify]

@lechugaxd japoneses y la concha de su madre

[smeuye112]

this is something for RWJ

[CroweHatake]

I agree! The girl looks a little high! ok just freakin' creepy!

[supersonicguy556]

ITS HAPPENING

[superstar27kh]

that's it. we're all doomed. now they've got a space ship, they're going to take over the whole world. :'(

[Julius2x4]

This happens 2012

[ssnineten]

RUN stupid girl RUN!!!!!!!

[123gregstar]

0:08 u just got ur dad to stop drinking

[capuyoloco]

APOCALIPSE HAS COME!!!!!!!! TALACOOO...!!!

[ricemazter]

thumbs up if a cracked article brought you here

[DrumPersonRay]

lalalalal... holy shit there back!! RUN KID!

[appelsinpiken]

Does the song have any sense? Does it make the commercial clearer?

[Orkhideya2507]

Японский соус Tarako из человеческих зародышей женского пола?

[skate4lifecc]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­h! the girl is creepin' me out! are u sure this is a commercial for spaghetti?

[arsenalfanshukri]

wtf?! *peed in my pants*

[TheAceu0917]

go read the cracked article

[PhilThePrince]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

[toratsubasa91]

The caption...The caption makes it a thousand times better!

"The girl had witnessed it. The Tarako Kewpie's secret."

[TugBoatest]

どのような性交

[DraconianSilenced]

This must be what the Mayans predicted.

[tanque123]

WDF??

[ErMungo]

a nightmare...

[TheXeeman]

The end is nigh.

[tgzuke]

MR SPARKLE!

[AKATheWrench]

This kid stole my hair!

[TheBoggypolarbear]

wow

know i understand

these things hipnotize kids to eat their pasta!!

way creepy o.o XD XD

[YHaveUForsakenMe]

xD



[chikanechanhimeko]

i love the hair form kiD <3

[kmah88]

i find the girl way creepier than the kewpies!! village of the damned~

[jazzehlove101]

@kmah88 Their not kewpies you idiot. Their tarakos. ffs.

[kmah88]

@jazzehlove101 i wasn't talking about the tarako things YOU idiot. i was talking about kewpies.

[Flash13FLy]

@kmah88 haha children of the corn....anyway wtf are these kids ? are they asian european or something do you know?

[ebangha]

Um......... ok *shoots self in the head*

[Meowpie456]

her expression. . . I would probably screaming by then xD

[lilmoonprincess125]

the girls like FUCK.

[demonicDEBACLE]

that damn song... is...addicting.....AHHHHH

[Stainbreak]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFES

[ArcaneWaif]

FOREHEAD

[Wopeltinger]

I knew that those things weren`t from this planet!

[dandaph]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[gongo3090]

D':

[whiteday26]

にげろ

[paulokdash]

お

[FUTHX1138]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[erramea]

笑ｗｗｗｗ

[OtoChan2008]

i think i just shat my pants... :O