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  • rule # 1 when losing an internet argument: Use super mega douchebag henshin and begin pointing out grammatical errors.

  • The funny thing about people arguing on the Internet is that whoever is losing usually points out spelling errors as a cop out.

  • Is there anyone else out there thinking to yourself:There sure is alot of douchbags and stuppid people on the internet...

  • @kMC303 I really hope you know that "cuz" is an abbreviation from an accent used in USA. If you are really that stupid then you should leave this comment section.

  • I can't take this seriously.

  • i am a dwarf and im digging a SNORT

  • Why can I see his tits popping out?

  • it sounded more like Old Peculier

  • Is this just me ,or is this Old Peculiar's voice?

    Oh well,

    I am a dwarf and I'm Diiging a hole,diggy diggy hole,I'm digging a hole...

  • This can't possibly be Honeydew ! This imposter is too serious !!

  • @kebubas It is.... the yogscast even uploaded about it.

  • @Detroyer75 I will NEVER believe it !! MOAR DESCEPTION !! *runs away screaming with hands up*

  • @kebubas He probably recorded each line like 5 times because he couldnt do it without laughing, plus each time I hear him, I swear it sounds like hes going to laugh at the end of each sentence

  • @teen3564 I'm still not convnced ! This is SORCERY !!

  • @kebubas Maybe they controlled his mind 0_0

  • @teen3564 How do you control a madman ? well ... mad-dwarf ...

  • @BigYognaut thats in dwarves i think

  • I'm a dwarf and I'm digging a hooole. Diggy DIGGY hoole! I'm digging a hole

  • Can't believe Awesome Dwarf called that poor little dwarf the D word!

  • lol

    

  • GRIZWALD!!

  • my god the silence of tb at a virtual simon dwarf which is teaching him

  • he should sing diggy diggy hole song that would be epic ;p

  • @biccybubbless if he did i would piss myself laughing!

  • he's pretty good at this

  • Simon's in your dorfs, digging your holes.

  • Cripes those nipples...

  • Is it me or does he sometimes sound a bit Grzzwoldy

  • When the "dwarf" was talking, I couldn't get the image of that it wasn't Simon talking and it was the actually dwarf.

  • i like it when at 3:29 the text says pretty darn expensive but simon said pretty damn expensive

  • I love how he yells the bold-faced words xD

  • diggy hole?

  • Now, if only Simon hadn't had his voice be recorded with a toaster

    -_-

  • SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

  • That must be some irish dwarf

  • Ironic that Simon does voice acting for the tutorials he didn't bother to go through.

  • Thats awesome.

  • simon has made his mark on the world :)

  • Simon's dwarf voice has been patched in! :D

  • why is simon dwarf accent scotish?!!

    

  • @pounds1234 because most dwarves in fantasy media have a scottish accent. (examples being world of warcraft and Lord of the rings)

  • It is SO WEIRD listening to Simon's dwarf voice without him laughing every ten seconds...

  • @GoldenToraToraChan it really is strange lol

  • i am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole

  • New Video by BlueXephos: WTF Is... TotalBiscuit talking about!?!?

  • y is he nipping?

  • i want simon to read me stories b4 i go to bed :)

  • at 2:53 is that runescape music

  • i first saw this game with simon playing, i assumed he was just reading it

  • @sl8m He was just reading it. That video of him playing it is what got him into the game as the voice narration for AwesomeDwarf.

  • That does not sound like Simon at all.. I was watching it the entire time thinking.. "when is Simon going to show up" lol..

  • @kMC303 You clearly don't watch enough Yogscast if you've never heard him do his "dwarf voice"

  • @kMC303 Have you no shame?!!? How could any decent person on YouTube not know what Diggy Diggy hole is?!

  • @TheModifiedJoker Again with this ridiculous society we have here.. So I'm supposed to "have shame" because I do not watch some internet videos of Diggy. lol That's very logical. Ahh you guys prove me right so many times.

  • @kMC303 Weeeelll seeing as in almost all the videos they do he makes some sort of voice similar to this as an ongoing joke, if you've watched any of their videos with simon you'd recognize the voice. Now do us all a favor and shut up about the whole The crazy society cuz your just as much a part of the problem as everyone else.

  • @TheModifiedJoker Not really "cuz" lol.. It's true, you're just to hard headed to admit it. Kinda hard to understand that. You can spell many things correctly but yet when it comes to a simple word like "cause" you miss it. You're the one taking this the wrong way. Ever heard of having a mature conversation and/or debate about something? Clearly that's to hard, but thanks for trying.

  • @kMC303 Thank you for the complement. i'd prefer less insulting demeaning statements as i try to explain that this is a huge part of his comedic standpoint. You deny this though as though you have proof. you can go to "Bluexephos" right now and see any of the videos he's in will have some form of comedy like this. He's a proud voice commentator and uses it well. and By the way.. your last sentence... it'd be "Clearly that's TOO hard" so please stop correcting when you need some of it yourself.

  • i am a dwarf and i deegin a hole, deegy deegy hole, im deeging a hoel... lol

  • Simon's accent seems to scoot about somewhere between Yorkshire and Dundee.

  • this realy is wtf ;D

  • I am a dwarf and im digging a snort

  • XDDDD lolzzzzzz~

  • Wow i want dwarfs now!

  • Dungeon Defender much. Anyway, what about those nipples? O.o

  • IM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

  • great now i feel like trying this game out -_-

  • Great, now I've got to find TheBeast1000's & auraofawesomeness comments. And now you have to find LegitNitrim's comment to figure why I responded to it in the first place. After that, someone will reply to this like "Clever" or "nice try, douche" or something equally stupid, and then you'll have to find TheMackSlap's comment. And it'll just be a giant clusterfuck.

  • @TheMackSlap giant clusterfuck? what time?

  • lol he sounds a bit like Johnny Vegas

  • 5:04 hmm sounds like something familar hmm...

    Good job simon also :3

  • Good job simon!:)

  • So, Simon has a dwarf skin in Minecraft, came up with the song Diggy Diggy Hole, and even has a dwarf voice, and you ask what the heck he's doing in Dwarfs!? ?

  • He fails with the so called "dwarf-voice", it doesn't sound anything close to one. Anyhow, I'm just going to go over to that corner and shoot myself before I start a shitstorm here.

  • @jellyrainbowify So, please explain how a Dwarf is supposed to sound like?

    Oh right. No one knows.. BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REAL.

    I love n00bs like you.

  • @cuteykiki On the contrary, dwarves are completely real. It's a medical condition, and they all have individual voices, so your point still stands... you can't really say what they all sound like.

  • @cuteykiki And I love asshats like you who comes and goes thinking they have the upperhand.GTFO newfag.Calling people n00bs doesn't make you even smarter.And for you to concern taking your time actually replying to this troll comment, I shall hereby explain to you how a dwarf is supposed to sound like. A dwarf is supposed to sound like a huge fucking ginger with small eyes dropping out a mist of rainbow p@nyfags, circel jerkin' to gay yiff. While SHITLOADS of legion is laughing at you

  • @cuteykiki And by the time you read that comment, you've must have realized how fucking stupid you were waiting for this explaination that I never gave you. Now I have to go join that BDSM thread I started, have a nice day sire.

  • @jellyrainbowify And you know what a dwarf sounds like do you?? Considering they are not real......

  • @DJDeadzBeatz Consider them real, if you ever have heard of medical conditions, you should know that they exist.

  • The advert before this about the guy after a flatmate was amazing sorry but I seriously thought Total Biscuit had filmed it years before and uploaded this early video of him as a joke before the real video

  • Turn on Captions and Transcribe Audio and laugh

  • He got a little Grizwold-y when he said "arrows"

  • awww..... they should of made the dwarf sing diggy diggy hole while he was mining

  • awwwww..... I was waiting for simon to burst into uncontrollable laughter while doing the dwarf voice!

  • great... now ive got to go also find TheBeasts100'0s comment

  • is this the actual voice for the tutorial? lol

  • I.. what... I don't even.

  • ...i wonder how weird this would be when simon plays this version of the game and he hears himself talking:D

  • @tyro132435 he has play it

  • @MultiObitobi Yeah but he didn't play it when his voice was implemented. Derp much:P

  • @tyro132435 it was weird

  • I feel the need to buy this game just to hear Simon doing that voice acting :P

  • i am a dwarf and im digging a hole, diggy diggy hole.. *starts skipping*

  • why couldnt awesome dwarf look like simons dwarf skin

  • Diggy diggy hole <3

  • I used to Draw arrows like you... then i took a Dwarf to the knee...

  • @arandomguy9 hahahahahahahahaha...skyrim jokes are everywhere.

  • realy?this is reatarded

  • tits + dwarf = WIERD

  • Drawing ARRAWWS!

  • is it me, or does the "Awesome Dwarf" look like Simon?

  • im actually scottish, i dont need to put the accent on :P

  • At first i read nigger instead of digger.. Am i a bad person?

  • @1001kills yes

  • Hoooooooolding the right mouse button. I think this dwarf is a better instructor than Inspector Gadget... Button!

  • This is hilarious.

  • 2:50 that's what she said :3

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  • You know, the dwarf guide would be annoying if it wasn't voiced by simon

  • Runescape music, annyone?

    

  • In the credits, The Yogscast is there

  • Dem tits!

  • simon have got som nice boobs !

  • Bought Dwarfs yesterday without viewing this. My reaction was the same as the video title. Wtf is Simon doing in Dwarfs?

  • He's digging a snort?

  • HEROS!

  • I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE

    DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

    IM DIGGING A HOOOOLE

  • TB, you kind of sound like your broadcasting at a radio...

  • @thebeasts1000 OMG!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!

    not really. you suck.

  • i can't take this game seriously.

  • Diggy diggy hole

  • Your mum

  • Knight Peculier!

  • @ narrat0r12 Do you think i give a f@uck

  • if you dont understand what you supost to do press the ? ba.. buton :)

  • I shall buy the game just because simon is in it

  • Is it just me?

    or is it REALLY REALLY REALLY WIERD to hear Simon doing the dwarf-voice without him laughing 5 seconds in?

  • @Jagethemage its not just you me too .w.

  • @Jagethemage

    it is not just you, brother

  • @Jagethemage i played the game and i kept on expecting Lewis to start laughing any moment

  • Oops

  • I'm a dwarf and

  • Is that Knight_Peculiar?

  • epic simons voice

  • Is this the original Dwarfs by Blizzard?

  • My speakers have a hard time dealing with the way he says the letter a and e.

  • You sound exactly like Simon when you tried to mimic him! :O

  • @benjamin6338 that wasnt totalbiscuit. that was simon voice acting for the game. he was personally asked by the developers to be the voice for the tutorial dwarf :P

  • @TheRunedExperience Oh... (That's embarrassing, lol)

  • @benjamin6338 lawl

  • @benjamin6338 lol

  • Diggs doggy hole! :D

  • More developers should put in youtube cameo's :-)

  • This game is an offence to all dwarfs, like so.

  • "... by HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDING the right mouse button..."

  • By drawing ARROOOOS!

  • thats some fie minarls youve got there creeper pops up it would be a shame if any thing where to happing to them sssssssssssssssssssssss

  • there're a few lines that the Transcribe got right.

  • also, 4:56

    0_o

  • 3:33 with transcribe audio

    WTF!?

  • i read as Simon doing dwafs ... and I clicked all ready for porn >.>

  • simon is awsom

  • Why has the dwarf got tits 

  • @BlacKobra100 its female also explains why the beard is so short lol

  • @BlacKobra100 because he is fat

  • @BlacKobra100 I hate what I'm about to say, but have you ever seen Simon? :x

  • @NyraArtist Yeah ok he might be big, but doesn't mean that he has to has tits on a character he plays

  • @BlacKobra100 combine a fat dwarf with Simon

  • @BlacKobra100 The Character art was there before Simon voiced him

  • I´m a dwarf and I´m diggin a hole! :D

  • Awww....Simon, you are so cute! XD

  • It's not even supposed to be funny, and I was laughing xD

  • nooooo... it says campaign...

  • 4:39 does flag post thing say SKYRIM?

  • @TotalHailbut You've done q great job of copying every single video the yogscast make mate! Do they even know your doing it?

  • @Therebel3000 Hey actually works with Simon and Lewis in a lot of videos.