Michael Palin at the India-Pakistan border ceremony - BBC

[raph8c]

Time to send in the New Zealand All Blacks where the do their haka warrior dance.. it will put this cock fight feathers showy indies and pakis to shame.. shame.. shame..

[markit39]

John Cleese would fit right in here..... :D

[ROONEYGIBBS6]

who said that these indian-pakistan soldiers are going for fight its a ceremonial tradition btw india-pakistan

[cullyvan]

Do any of ou think they are that fucking stupid? Its fun, its a spectacle.

[FaithFullMemory]

@PatientZero532 Really, how did you come to that conclusion? Have you forgotten Tipu Sultan already... I'm not saying the British army is not great, of course they are, probably the one of the best in the world, but they faced sheer resistance from Muslims and Hindus alike when they went to India took them almost 150 years of trying to get in, and that was partly due to the differences between the religions etc....

[jamboboy21]

It`s good to see they can work together on something and also cheer for the same reason!!

[patientzero532]

As military ceremonies of the world go... this is SHEER BUFFOONERY.

The British Army trained them in the days of the empire, when they were one nation, before the formation of Pakistan, and Bangladesh. Though they have kept remnants of the uniform and drill, you can see how they've fucked it up over time. Laughable, and idiotic.

[aslamali6]

Ridiculous nationalism 

[grinblurnar]

That's amazing... much prefer they do that than shoot at each other!...... Although I'd even more prefer if they'd just get back to playing a nice friendly game of cricket against each other on a regular basis instead of their normal political arguments!!!!

[BigKid10475]

Well worth a visit!

[DKB786]

Wish the partition had never happened....

[DaCruHunter]

lol, so dumb but fun to watch nonetheless

[jadetiger88888]

what's with all the stomping? even a pakistani guard almost fell over! he was indicated by cnn as being over 6 ft tall!

[LAKOPUNJABI]

Michael Palin I admire you're travelling experiences, hopefully with the course I'm doing I'll follow you're foot steps :)

[biggurs]

just look at the pakis with their pyjamas on !!!!! check out how primitive and retarded the pakistan audience look......... fucking pakis

[eddyisno2]

@biggurs just look at the dark brown ugly indians with their lungis on!!!!check out how primitive and retarted the indian audience look...fukin gayhind!!

[eddyisno2]

@biggurs do i even have to say smthing abt the way indians look and ofcourse smell!! u guys are famous world wide....scums!!

[athammasingh]

Lol....pakisthan army wears salwar kameez? lol they should even try bras n panties !

[eddyisno2]

@athammasingh atleast we r proud of our cultural dress...can ur officers wear lungi ahhahahah no way!!any ways they were lungi or not they r dhoti chap material ne ways!!

[DUCKDODGERS1701]

With no cameras and no audience they would probably just walk up casually and close the gates and go home for dinner.

[melbi86]

YE GAANDU JO COMMENT KAR RAHA HAI, ISKEY PURKHO KI VAJA SE HUM ALAG HUE HAIN

[xakervu]

freak show)))

[commoable]

มันมาก



[badlegend1]

What a stupid and silly show these idiots put on...lol What a waste of time and money.

[themizaru]

@badlegend1 this brings together two people who once lost a million people in the war that divided them.

[MissMiffed]

Just seems like a Monty Python sketch to me :')

Ministry of funny walks much?

[sixsixesare36]

hahahahahahahah loooooooool at the indian gate

[bajajsami]

Fuckin terrorists...

[jubchuqun]

Sometimes I am just embarrassed to be a human being... :-/

[mossandthesea]

Boy! USA and Mexico's border never closes. 

[pradeepmishraindia]

Why do these rangers shake their heads every here and there, must be drunken!!!

[porkipussy]

@pradeepmishraindia

they shake there heads like chickens... pakistani soldiers show who they really are,,, pak pak pakein (chickens)

Don't believe me, watch the video again... observe their , hats , costumes and chicken head shaking..

lolz



[panekoh]

Technically Pakistanis are Indian, I mean it was just a matter of taking a big group of Muslims out, carving out a border and bam! a new country was established.

[jazbaedil]

it is a traditional show, it is fascinating, and it is fun to watch. There is a lot of historical background in each and every movement of these soldiers. They are rival countries, and this is all depicted in this show. I don't get it why people have issues with it.

[Pangolinx1]

If one side decided to switch to soldiers in normal kit who wandered over and closed that gates casually within a vague ten minute window the other side would look like a bunch of banty roosters in a chicken yard.

Also, aren't there any poor people in India or Pakistan that could use a hand up instad of governments wasting money on this fools parade?

[barbagiorgis13]

pakistani soldiers where more intimitating from the indian ones

[arcadeninjasan]

1:35 "National passions are further inflamed by display of precision nastiness in which thumbs are used to terrifying effect." LOOOOL

[flutewarrior1]

their ministry of silly walks must get a lot of government money ….

[tommyt1971]

@flutewarrior1 I'll bet Cleese fell out of his chair laughing when he 1st saw this...

[edllad123]

thats dirty man

[AbsurdAcquaintance]

This would be funny if both countries didn't have nuclear warheads aimed at one another.

[Allah4giveme]

رمضان شریف میں زکوات دینے کا ستر گنا ذیادہ ثواب ہوتا ہے۔

[mosienko1983]

it makes me sad to think that these soldiers could end up fighting each other for real.

[ktrom3894]

Ministry of Silly Walks: India Chapter

[irvan36mm]

@ktrom3894 Do you think this is where the Pythons got the idea for the "Silly Walks" skit from? LOL

I would love to see them do their own version of this!!!

[behrupia]

3:30 : ILLUMINATI....

[123456vwxyz]

oooh that guy slipped at 1.07 ... poor fellow.

[purespirit9]

How funny is this that i thought it looked like 2 roosters ready for a fight, lol and then before I begin to comment i see the video response up above titled Dance of Roosters' at Pakistan-Indian Border. lol

[khan5027]

wat a bunch of twats, and y stamp your feet i know there a lot of bugs in that part of the world but u cant kill all of them now.

[icamescope]

It is a circus parade? What ungracious one !

[thotyz16renzo]

it would be funny if one of the guard had a leg cramp in the middle of the ceremony...

[Borin81]

its like a cock fight, but no cocks where taken out of theirs pants.

[shaheenhamzapt]

salaam india...................

[MrQuaker62]

Looks like the gurards are fans of Michael's old Monty Python chum John Clease with that silly walk they have.

[horrorvideo1]

Pakistan zindabad

[eddyisno2]

this is all chreography and scripted ceremony man..i bet the indian and pakistani guards would have a beer at night together and laugh about how they fooled the ppl in the morning!

Indian: Ali u were just too much in the morning,what was that head shake!

Pakistani: Ok..Shanker!and your thumb expressions,that was soo gay!what the hell was that!

[vulcanbomberforever]

@eddyisno2 i dont think the pakistani guards will be having a beer... or any other alcaholic drink for that matter! lol

[dushyantx]

@eddyisno2 They actually do have it scripted, and yes after the ceremony they chill and share jokes across the border. How do i know that? I cant tell you.

[biggurs]

@eddyisno2 pakis dont drink beer!!!!! against Ali's religion!!!!!!

[amjkhan87]

You indian buffilos see you in the next fight, kick your ass as we've done in every war, but this time we'll make your india just a name in the history, may God bless india.....From Rock Pakhtoon

[Sreejithgop]

just watch the foolish pakistani so called soldier got slipped and was about to fall down at 1.03... . Pakisthan is a country survived by the mercy of India...be thankful to what we donate you...we beat pakisthan in all the wars we came across.....HAMARA BHARATH MAHAN....VANDE MATHARAM.....

[superhamzah85]

@Sreejithgop

Nations are myths - go on google maps, use the satellite imagery - that is how real your borders are.

[humaid300]

WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE INDIA/PAKISTAN/BAGLADESH UNITED

[MrQuaker62]

@humaid300 I would...New India, a free democracy with religious freedom for all.

[rashidaq]

@humaid300

I would want this happen soon, but what would the name be of this new country??

[sadhaklal]

Who thinks the border ceremony is stupid? 

[77Punjabian]

TOP HOT ...

/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

[kexember]

This should be done at all national borders!

[polotime100]

Michael killed two pakistani ppl and he was freed by usa. 

[MrHalohalo85]

@polotime100 wtflol! where did u hear that?

[jay34111]

lol this is cool, the border guards are so angry towards each other =D

[ScopedOUT2]

I can't tell the difference between the two... OOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's because the British came to India and tore it apart, that's why. Thank you Britain for leaving behind blood baths and manufactured contempt for peoples and religions who were once unified.

[BUBBLE786ful]

indian soldiers are like tatti

[dave2806]

how childish

[tommyt1971]

All that stomping looks PAINFUL!!

[tommyt1971]

Funniest part is where they shake hands & slam the gates shut!

[mrgenius4]

douchebagstan

[MustafaLund]

LONG LIVE pakistan



[toma90034]

@immortalsoul... The US helps pakistan a lot with money and other things!!! What are you talking about!!! They might stop though because of the whole bin laden thing!!

[MrVanwala]

Murdabad Pakistan

[Pakizzzz1]

We Pakiz defeat India in 1948, 1965 and in Kargil.

More then 100 freedom movements are fighting for their freedom in India, India can be divided before 2020.

Long Live Kashmir, Khalistan, Asam, Bangal, Tamil,

[pearl1729]

@Pakizzzz1

You have never defeated India in any war. You should be lying to yourself or your government must have fooled you. :D

India is united by Kashmir, Khalistan, Assam, Bengal and Tamil. Your ill intentions will remain forever as just your fantasy.

[ratzP]

@Pakizzzz1 u mean there is at least 100 islamist-terrorist groups in India?

if u live in India u must behave yr self otherwise u'll b send to that badass

place called Pakistan !!! ooh u wouldnt like to live there,,nope,,is a shithole!!!

[dave2806]

@ratzP well said

[Musketor]

It's like a parody of the british army marching

[mindonambilo]

It's quite interesting, I don't know why, but this remind me of the Ghibli movies.

It's great to see that there is still some fantasy in the world :)

[rezaadil]

The whole point of the footage is to show that it is a combined effort with some showmanship thrown in...

[SuperPumpaction]

Painful to see so much hate... a few decades ago we were brothers, united and fighting for a common cause.. now fighting against each other.. sad.

[TheImmortalSouI]

Nations like India must realize that while their grievances with Pakistan may seem important, the US is not helping India out of a sense of charitable solidarity, but as a means to use Indian troops and resources against Pakistan, possibly even against China, thus miring all three nations in unending conflict and effectively hobbling their collective development. They will be divided, discarded, and domineered just as soon as their usefulness reaches an end.We must stop fighting.

[Aikosar]

most of the world wanna see pakistan and your sick society gone. like that woman that was sentence to gang rape...fucking sick, india rocks

[Farhanpeace]

@Aikosar ya indian asses still aches when they remember kargil.

[Pastechi1]

WHAT STUPIDITY WHERE IS THE LOVE & RESPECT? THIS CIRCUS ON THE BORDER IS A FUKING JOKE! LOOKS LIKE HARMLESS FUN DOES'NT IT? I HAVE BEEN THERE AND SEEN IT AT WAGAH INDOCTRINATION OF HATE AT A YOUNG AGE WHO WILL THE KIDS THINK OF AS THE ENEMY? IS THIS NOT THE BEST TOOL TO BREED HATE? WHAT A CHILDISH BORDER THEY ARE HUFFING & PUFFING LIKE AN ANGRY 7 YEAR OLDS HOW THE HELL ARE WE EVER GONNA HAVE PEACE WITH THIS NONSENSE ON THE BORDER MICHAEL PALIN SAID CORRECTLY "CHOREOGRAPHED CONTEMPT"

[bluesky747er]

@Pastechi1 Its like wrestling, don't take it to your heart. Its always choreographed.

[714energy]

@Pastechi1 Don't use all caps for your moronic rants.

[samtheman152009]

@714energy Nothing moronic about it. He's absolutely right.

[asscrewer1]

The woman wearing blue and yellow at 0:16 please Marry me !! i'm Algerian Muslim like you !!

[chufuss]

One of the coolest things I have ever seen. As an American I must say, "GO INDIA!!!!". Pakistan is a bunch of two faced Osama hiding mothers

[MrKhawar79]

ya ha pakistan Jas ke army ammricn ka agy ba bas ha kch nie kar sakti wo mara RAB ya din bhi ana tha

[ext1jdh]

This video brought to you by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

[ext1jdh]

This video brought to you by the Ministry of Silly Walks.



[tommyt1971]

Very funny how the Pakistanis slammed their gate shut!! 

[tommyt1971]

They're all cheering like it's a cricket match!!

[KaptaanPakistan]

Pakistani guys look like Daku

I will marry Shahrukh

[dharmaseed]

Wonder if this reminded Michael of the 'Precision Display of Bad Temper' sketch?

[herahaider]

Pak and India......LONG LIVE NATIONS...THE MOST TA LEND PEOPLE FOUND IN THESE NATIONS, OTHER RIVAL COUNTRIES TRIES THERE BEST TO MAKE A WAR BETWEEN THEM

[cwegers1]

@TTFLS2 obviously you are talking about the American version

[TTFLS2]

@cwegers1 O hehe, the movies doesn't actually play with me, dunno why :S But this guy is another Palin I presume then? I just thought its that retard of a husband of Sarah Palin...

[zerathul13]

@TTFLS2 No relation whatsoever, thank goodness :)

[TTFLS2]

@zerathul13 Indeed!

[fast2epic2dead]

3:23 and slam the fuckn door shut i love it, this is some funny as shit!

[TTFLS2]

@iffi0014 hahaha wtf?

[sureshjh]

What ever i dont like to see friendship between pakistan n india. Let it be politics or wat ever. I am true indian. My heart boils when my bro n sis in mumbai got stabbed. My heart boils wen my bro stabbed during so many wars against pakistan. My blood boils wen these ppl talk wrong abt india. Its simple , i dont want pakistan as a friendly neighbour. Let us forget them .. keep them as untouchables.

[2006KANISHKJAISWAL]

@sureshjh how your sure about that It was pakistan who was responsible for 26/11??

ever heard of the name david headley??

[sureshjh]

@2006KANISHKJAISWAL Ajmal is a pakistani and he is under indian custody. David headley's ancectors are from pakitan and he visited pakistan several times before 26/11. This is a fact and not a story. We dpnt want paki to take action, but we want our government to take action before its too late. I know in pakistan bombing is usual, but we cannot leave this issue like how u take in ur country. India will give back who ever is responsible. We will not take hasty decision. We will first help afghan

[Farhanpeace]

@sureshjh ajmal kasab! right.. you indian really are a victim of state sponsored terrorism.What a pitty. Consider 8 terrorists from pakistan travelled by sea, penetrated indian navy cordon than for 4 days they fight with 8000 emotionally trained indian security personnels. Think pakis with their full terrorism arsenal attack india than according to statistics india will be needing the help of china. Waise why not you send your security forces to Pakistan for training.we ll not talk abt kargil.

[sureshjh]

@Farhanpeace Lol pakistan is not comparable to india or china. you can compare pakistan with somalia. And india defense force is far better than ny country and thanks for your concern.

[Farhanpeace]

@sureshjh you are welcome:) via waga border

[superking445]

INDIA IS A SHITHOLE. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN INDIA LIVE IN COMPLETE POVERTY. INDIANS WILL NEVER PROGRESS DUE TO OVER POPULATION AND CORRUPTION.

[1adnanbhatti]

indian soldiers ko paker kar kurey key dabey main dalooo hahahahahahah 

[sumit1234100]

It's high time that we people of different nations realize that we need to treat each other with respect despite of any differences. Only then will come peace. There is no dearth of blood on either side, but no nation has proven to be great by spilling others blood or by belittling others. We can only be great by genuinely looking after each others needs and accepting each other's existence. It is a reality! We need to treat others as we want others to treat us! Realize that outsiders feel tha

[whatever0481]

Thank you Mother Nature for not letting me be born one of those... :D shit man how the hell did i end up watching this crap. Two stupid nations... :D Yes we are laughing at you idiots here in the West... I do hope you will eventually extermintate each others. The world is getting overpopulated anyway so "weakest link" has to go.

[dakz691]

Hi guyz,

I am not pakistani but pakistan have beautiful nature, intelligent leaders, lovely things.. check out this site..

paktop10.com/

[MrMahajana]

@ 1:06, the Paki soldeir almost slipped. LOL.

[vinekl]

funny pakistani army.......lmfo

[sirkarisaand]

In Pakistan side they have lots of seats but peoples are standing to appreciate the rangers.

[bstevens431]

They do look exactly like some exotic birds courting the most high queen.

[memamia2000]

Pakistani side of the border has poor seating arrangements. Plus men and women sit separately! LMAO!

[KaptaanPakistan]

پکیستانی آدمی کوکد جیسے لگتے ہیں

[doctorx777]

This might as well have been a Monty Python bit. As solemn as this ceremony may have been intended to be, they HAVE to know how it looks to outsiders.

[aksindian2003]

no sitting arrangement in pakistan till 2009...poor..........sorry

[vongfatima]

Its like a bird mating mutual.

[TheCivilEngineer22]

Rather this than war!

[Hindukimaakathoko]

i realy feel sorry for these skinny bugger LMAOF those indians hahahahha.. we eat more then a an indian in our breakfast. ooh my god meri gand mein dard nikal aya has has kay inki shaklein dekhoo ...

[GBJ83]

@Hindukimaakathoko that's not very nice, please dont forget the nations broke up only 50 years ago, all people are one, so silly to fight

[maan00786]

I hope u guys can think better & comment better. Don't create hate......

[arigoldfilms]

The Ministry of Silly Walks has become reality.

[baiboo]

HEHEHE this is fun to watch! I bet they can't use those legs after the ceremony!

[zebulonAbiniou]

Cette cérémonie est d'un absolu ridicule :\

[shumayal7]

@ 2:32 .....SECULAR INDIA

Now That's True Democracy <3 :)

[tariqbkk]

@mrelvisfans This Reply is not only for you but for All pakistani and Indians who have same mentality as you "":!"Don,t let any chance go by Without spreading hatred you""! this display of aggression at the border is actual display of the both nations Low mentality both sides represents worlds two Big religions and both religions have very beautiful commandments and regulations towards the rights of a neighbor i,m sure this was not the display of those commandments from ether side=think

[krishan54870]

pakistan se jinda bhag

[mistermolenveld]

@krishan54870 i don't know what you mean but, i give you a thumb up! :P

[TheDirtyPaki]

@krishan54870

BhaRAT mein Gau Jal peo or choo-a ka dood bhi peo. Uske bad ja ke ganga ke shit-infested pani me dubjao.

Enjoy your drinks while we enjoy a Pakola. 

[Ahmad12791]

@krishan54870 or Gay hind ki maa behen ko bhi sath le k bhag maa ko chodun salo piss drinkers daughter fuckers go fuck ur cow mata gandian assholez

[khurramw1isstillhere]

@krishan54870 its ZINDA not JINDA.. you bloody indian LOL

[Linkadu]

3:18 Spectacular moment!

[TheClubshaker]

Long live both India and Pakistan. I love both equally. I want peace between both nations..

[poriporitakuan]

おっさん、よろけてるぞｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[MrElmastermind]

LOL great show!

[jaxlnc]

Look at that Pakis are so full of hate based on religion. I'm so glad we left the fundaMENTAList religious foolish country decades ago. I still can't stand being there for moe than a week. as if we don't pay enough in taxes (US aide) to them every month we have to send money for this or that to the relatives for 'rukh rukhao'. I've come to the conclusion that Pakis are a 2 faced enemies disguised as friendly beggars- both on national & personal levels. No wonder all good Pakis abandone Pakistan

[jaxlnc]

Moved 2 USA decades ago. Pakis have fake holier than thou attitude but the fact is their women r so looose. When v go back there r chix calling offering phone sex & the ones who have means to go out want it in the rear they say otherwise their futur husbad will find out she is not virgin. Some even said you can put it in the front but you have 2 pay about $1000 for the (get this) virginity re-intactment surgery! Apparently it’s the #1 underground surgery there. Some docs even get paid in pussy!

[sn00piedog]

@jaxlnc ROFLMAO

[jazzzy35]

India and pakistan zindabad

[PedroTightShorts]

This may look kind of ridiculous, but you know they would kill the shit out of each other if they had the chance.

[DEVANQ8]

wow...

[MrMuslimmyass]

Pakistan= Terrorists No one should live there. AFGHANISTAN ZINDABAD

[claysonsdad]

Totally amazing!!!  I can never watch this enough. ;)

[Parisienrajput]

Big Up Muslims Big up Pskistan....

[luiseduardo586]

LOL.. and I thought I was crazy!!

[rinku00010]

SALO PAK WALO JET S KI KISHTE USA KO TIME PE DE DENA NAHI TO APNE FIGHTER JET VAPAS LE LENGE.

[carpypark]

haha. This is hilarious. Thank you.

[SacOfficial1]

I AM A PAKISTAN I RESPECT AND SUPPORT ALL INDIANS! WE ARE PEOPLE OF 1 MOTHERLAND WITH A TAG OF DIFF NATIONALITIES. LONG LIVE PAKISTAN. LONG LIVE INDIA.

[claysonsdad]

@SacOfficial1 Good lad, with your attitude this world would be a far better place. x

[tariqbkk]

@SacOfficial1 and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LIVE HUMANITY

[kasehs08]

great Pakistan

Human beings at their most insane.